Funny Worst Day Ever Famous Quotes & Sayings

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20 Funny Worst Day Ever Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By C. Jay Cox: Funny thing about guilt: There's nothing so bad that you can't add a little guilt Funny thing about guilt: There's nothing so bad that you can't add a little guilt to it and make it worse; and there's nothing so good you can't add guilt to it and make it better. Guilt distracts us from a greater truth: we have an inherent ability to heal. We seem intent on living through even the worst heartbreak... How? ... Practice. — C. Jay Cox
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Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Justin Bieber: When we got to the marina we saw this beautiful boat named Tara waiting for When we got to the marina we saw this beautiful boat named Tara waiting for us. Fredo, Carin, Ryan, Dan, Kenny, Allison, my mom, and me were all together to enjoy that extraordinary day. As the boat pulled away from the city, its skyline vanished into the horizon. The captain took us to this area where we sailed through caves and lush hilly landscapes. All of a sudden, the captain pushed the throttle all the way down and we started bombing across the water like we were in a James Bond movie. Everyone's hair was blowing all over the place, especially the girls'. Of course, mine was perfect (ha,ha), but theirs ended up looking like the worst case of bed head I've seen! It was so funny. — Justin Bieber
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Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Yevgeny Zamyatin: O-90 sat over the notebook, her head leaning toward her left shoulder, and making such O-90 sat over the notebook, her head leaning toward her left shoulder, and making such an effort that her tongue was pushing her left cheek out. She looked like such a child, so charming. And so I felt good all over, clear, simple ... — Yevgeny Zamyatin
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Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Kajol: I won't ever direct a film. And I certainly won't write an autobiography. Only self-obsessed I won't ever direct a film. And I certainly won't write an autobiography. Only self-obsessed people want to write or talk about themselves! — Kajol
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Jonathan Safran Foer: It is best if the guard is in love with America and wants to overawe It is best if the guard is in love with America and wants to overawe the American by being a premium guard. This kind of guard thinks that he will encounter the American again one day in America, and that the American will offer to take him to a Chicago Bulls game, and buy him blue jeans and white
bread and delicate toilet paper. This guard dreams of speaking English
without an accent and obtaining a wife with an unmalleable bosom. This guard will confess that he does not love where he lives.
The other kind of guard is also in love with America, but he will hate the American for being an American. This is worst. This guard knows he will never go to America, and knows that he will never meet the American again. He will steal from the American, and terror the American, only to teach that he can. — Jonathan Safran Foer
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Mason Cooley: The lazy manage to keep up with the earth's rotation just as well as the The lazy manage to keep up with the earth's rotation just as well as the industrious. — Mason Cooley
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Tom Robbins: I am what I it. It is what is is. I am what I it. It is what is is. — Tom Robbins
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Kristen Schaal: This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her. — Kristen Schaal
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Debra Messing: And that's just a terrifying and terrifying thing. And all the photographers and, you know, And that's just a terrifying and terrifying thing. And all the photographers and, you know, it's a different, unnatural setting that no one can prepare you for. But, you know, I just try and have as much fun as I can for as long as it lasts because I know it's a privilege. — Debra Messing
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Kaley Cuoco: I had sinus surgery the day after Christmas and it has been the worst surgery I had sinus surgery the day after Christmas and it has been the worst surgery of my life. Very painful, and on top of it everyone of course thought I got a nose job. Which is so funny because if you know me I would have told you I got a nose job I'm not gonna keep it a secret. — Kaley Cuoco
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Anna Torv: I've been estranged from my father since I was eight. I've been estranged from my father since I was eight. — Anna Torv
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Grasshopper: In a sec.......let's see if this will help. Once there was a bunny that was In a sec.......let's see if this will help. Once there was a bunny that was very sad
cause his ears were long and floppy and he stepped on them all the time."
"Like my shoelaces?"
"Yep, just like that. One day a beautiful fairy,,,,,,,,"
"The shoelace fairy?"
"Yep. She landed on the bunny's head and.........."
"Didn't that hurt? Does she have a wand?"
"Nope. She lifted up the bunny's ears and crossed them over like an x."
"I can cross my eyes.........look."
"Lovely. She put one ear through the bottom of the x and she pulled."
"She pulled the bunny's ears..........bad fairy."
"No, she was trying to tie his.........."
"Dan," Jordan laughed, "Stop. That is the worst thing I've ever heard."
"Well, it's better than the teepees and the arrows and crap," Danny huffed.
"Can I go see Andy now?"
"Yes, go see Andy and his Velcro sneakers," Jordan snickered. "We give up. — Grasshopper
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Swami Vivekananda: We must have life building, man-making, character-making assimilation of ideas. We must have life building, man-making, character-making assimilation of ideas. — Swami Vivekananda
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Jaye Wells: Sure. What's the worst that could happen." Twenty minutes later, we had our answer. "I Sure. What's the worst that could happen."
Twenty minutes later, we had our answer. "I can't frecking believe this."
I cringed. "I'm so sorry."
"I'm bald!" Giguhl continued. "I look like a freak."
"It's not that bad," I said. But it was. Oh, my lord was it bad. I'd never seen an uglier cat in my entire life. — Jaye Wells
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Ally Condie: Isn't it funny how the memories you cherish before a breakup can become your worst Isn't it funny how the memories you cherish before a breakup can become your worst enemies afterwards? The thoughts you loved to think about, the memories you wanted to hold up to the light and view from every angle
it suddenly seems a lot safer to lock them in a box, far from the light of day and throw away the key. It's not an act of bitterness. It's an act if self-preservation. It's not always a bad idea to stay behind the window and look out at life instead, is it? — Ally Condie
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Louis C.K.: People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound. They're like, 'It was the worst day of my life. We didn't board for 20 minutes and they made us sit there on the runway for 40 minutes.' Oh really? What happened next? Did you fly in the air, incredibly, like a bird? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight you non-contributing zero?' — Louis C.K.
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Charlie Simpson: I've got so many musical personalities, I could probably get treatment for it. I've got so many musical personalities, I could probably get treatment for it. — Charlie Simpson
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Paul Giamatti: I think I have a tendency to overwork things. I have a hard time finding I think I have a tendency to overwork things. I have a hard time finding that sweet spot that most actors seem to be able to hit where they're doing the exact right amount of work, not overthinking, not underdoing it. I seem to either overdo it or underdo it. — Paul Giamatti
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Laurie Halse Anderson: Do I want to die from the inside out or the outside in? Do I want to die from the inside out or the outside in? — Laurie Halse Anderson
Funny Worst Day Ever Sayings By Abbi Glines: I'd worried that letting her get too close would break me. Unfortunately, I'd worried about I'd worried that letting her get too close would break me. Unfortunately, I'd worried about that a little too late. Because I was broken. The Cage I was before Eva no longer existed. As much as I didn't want to admit it, I'd fallen in love with her. I'd allowed someone in and she hadn't want me. I hadn't been good enough. I never was. — Abbi Glines