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100 Golfer Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.Ben Hogan Golfer Sayings By Ben Hogan: If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been
My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I can drive it about 275, and I'm in the fairway about 99% of the time. It's my next shot that needs work.Jason Aldean Golfer Sayings By Jason Aldean: My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer.
Alan Shepard was the first and only interplanetary golfer," Coke told his sister. "He was also the first and only interplanetary litterbug," Moe said. "What he did was disgraceful.Dan Gutman Golfer Sayings By Dan Gutman: Alan Shepard was the first and only interplanetary golfer," Coke told his sister. "He was
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?Chris Rock Golfer Sayings By Chris Rock: You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
Consider the value of doing what you love and being paid for it!
This is truly a golfer's dream.
Lorii Myers Golfer Sayings By Lorii Myers: Consider the value of doing what you love and being paid for it! This is
I am a very conscientious golfer. I count every stroke. I learned to play that way. That is the only way I can play. It taught me to be honest. There is no greater virtue than honesty.Martin Sheen Golfer Sayings By Martin Sheen: I am a very conscientious golfer. I count every stroke. I learned to play that
Everyone knows what the Masters is, even if you're a non-golfer. People know what Wimbledon is. They know what the Super Bowl is. There are certain events that people just know about.Tiger Woods Golfer Sayings By Tiger Woods: Everyone knows what the Masters is, even if you're a non-golfer. People know what Wimbledon
Dare to be a sucky skateboarder or a lousy video editor or a completely crappy golfer. If we do only the stuff we're good at, we never learn anything new.Justin Bieber Golfer Sayings By Justin Bieber: Dare to be a sucky skateboarder or a lousy video editor or a completely crappy
Jones is the greatest golfer who ever lived and probably ever will live. That's my goal. Bobby Jones. It's the only goal.Jack Nicklaus Golfer Sayings By Jack Nicklaus: Jones is the greatest golfer who ever lived and probably ever will live. That's my
I don't really remember, but from about the age of five I told anyone who would listen that I was going to be the best golfer in the world.Rory McIlroy Golfer Sayings By Rory McIlroy: I don't really remember, but from about the age of five I told anyone who
After a golfer has been out on the circuit for a while he learns how to handle his dating so that it doesn't interfere with his golf. The first rule usually is no woman-chasing after Wednesday.Tony Lema Golfer Sayings By Tony Lema: After a golfer has been out on the circuit for a while he learns how
I'm not much of a golfer, I don't have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose.Bear Bryant Golfer Sayings By Bear Bryant: I'm not much of a golfer, I don't have any friends and all I like
I'm a horrible golfer.Vince Vaughn Golfer Sayings By Vince Vaughn: I'm a horrible golfer.
I practice a lot. I practice in the winter when it's cold in Connecticut - a lot. I practice in my bedroom on the carpet - a lot. For all the practice I do, I should be a better golfer than I am.Stuart Scott Golfer Sayings By Stuart Scott: I practice a lot. I practice in the winter when it's cold in Connecticut -
The greatest thing about tomorrow is, I will be better than I am today. And that's how I look at my life. I will be a better golfer, I will be a better person, I will be a better father, I will be a better husband, I will be a better friend. That's the beauty of tomorrow.Tiger Woods Golfer Sayings By Tiger Woods: The greatest thing about tomorrow is, I will be better than I am today. And
The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.Dan Jenkins Golfer Sayings By Dan Jenkins: The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just
I like to think about music as a sport. But only in terms of golf, as far as the course being music and me being the golfer. So it's competitive but only with yourself. With the last one doing well, it made it a challenge to feel like I was improving in some way.Panda Bear Golfer Sayings By Panda Bear: I like to think about music as a sport. But only in terms of golf,
On golfer Rory McIlroy's collapse in the final round of the 2011 Masters: We had hoped to compare the young Northern Irishman to the great Masters champions but instead had to reach for the compendium of great golfing train wrecks.Matt Dickinson Golfer Sayings By Matt Dickinson: On golfer Rory McIlroy's collapse in the final round of the 2011 Masters: We had
The sweep of his arms was wide and athletic, more like a quarterback than a middling golfer who had dropped off the tour.Nichole Bernier Golfer Sayings By Nichole Bernier: The sweep of his arms was wide and athletic, more like a quarterback than a
I want to try to become the best golfer in the world.Rory McIlroy Golfer Sayings By Rory McIlroy: I want to try to become the best golfer in the world.
Your appearance, attitude, and confidence define you as a person.
A professional, well-dressed golfer, like a businessperson, gives the impression that he thinks that the golf course and/or workplace and the people there are important.
Lorii Myers Golfer Sayings By Lorii Myers: Your appearance, attitude, and confidence define you as a person.A professional, well-dressed golfer, like a
I have aspirations to try and compete professionally. Any golfer that competes in tournaments would be lying if they said they didn't.Lucas Black Golfer Sayings By Lucas Black: I have aspirations to try and compete professionally. Any golfer that competes in tournaments would
If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear an alibi.Fred Beck Golfer Sayings By Fred Beck: If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.Penn Jillette Golfer Sayings By Penn Jillette: My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up
Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous to put it into speech. The gods of golf lie in wait to chasten the presumptious.P.G. Wodehouse Golfer Sayings By P.G. Wodehouse: Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an
I mean I don't want to feel inferior to any other golfer in the world. You know if you do that, then you know you're giving them an advantage, you know, right off the - you know, right from the start.Rory McIlroy Golfer Sayings By Rory McIlroy: I mean I don't want to feel inferior to any other golfer in the world.
You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.Charles Barkley Golfer Sayings By Charles Barkley: You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and
A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.William Glasser Golfer Sayings By William Glasser: A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself.
I'm not a bad golfer, and I'm not the best, either.Jose Pablo Cantillo Golfer Sayings By Jose Pablo Cantillo: I'm not a bad golfer, and I'm not the best, either.
I've always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer.Dane DeHaan Golfer Sayings By Dane DeHaan: I've always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be
The final group, on Sunday at the Masters, is the greatest feeling in the world for a professional golfer.Phil Mickelson Golfer Sayings By Phil Mickelson: The final group, on Sunday at the Masters, is the greatest feeling in the world
I don't see myself as the Great Black Hope. I'm just a golfer who happens to be black and Asian. It doesn't matter whether they're white, black, brown or green.Tiger Woods Golfer Sayings By Tiger Woods: I don't see myself as the Great Black Hope. I'm just a golfer who happens
I'm a golfer, and what are the two sports you can do till you drop? Golf and surfing. They're great for you limber-wise, they're great for you health-wise, and they put you in sweet locations.Matthew McConaughey Golfer Sayings By Matthew McConaughey: I'm a golfer, and what are the two sports you can do till you drop?
You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.Gary Player Golfer Sayings By Gary Player: You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.Jon Stewart Golfer Sayings By Jon Stewart: The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.Ben Crenshaw Golfer Sayings By Ben Crenshaw: I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear
Staying in the present is the key to any golfer's game: once you start thinking about a shot you just messed up or what you have to do on the next nine to catch somebody, you're lost.Paul Azinger Golfer Sayings By Paul Azinger: Staying in the present is the key to any golfer's game: once you start thinking
The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the locker room.Sammy Cahn Golfer Sayings By Sammy Cahn: The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the
This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, 'I know you. You're that wee golfer, aren't you?' I say, 'Yeah, that's me.' They say, 'Keep it up, wee man.' It's very funny and that's why I want to stay here as long as possible.Rory McIlroy Golfer Sayings By Rory McIlroy: This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people
The long irons are the nemesis of the average golfer. I'm convinced that the underlying reason for this is that he keeps hearing how hard they are to handle. They're not that difficult, truly.Jack Nicklaus Golfer Sayings By Jack Nicklaus: The long irons are the nemesis of the average golfer. I'm convinced that the underlying
You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions.George Lopez Golfer Sayings By George Lopez: You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to
I'm a golfer not a history major.Bubba Watson Golfer Sayings By Bubba Watson: I'm a golfer not a history major.
I started juggling a long time ago, but long before that, I was a golfer, and that's what I was: a golfer. And as a golfer and as a kid, one of the things that really sort of seeped into my pores, that I sort of lived my whole life, is process. And it's the process of learning things.Michael Moschen Golfer Sayings By Michael Moschen: I started juggling a long time ago, but long before that, I was a golfer,
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.Larry David Golfer Sayings By Larry David: If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
I don't just want to be the best black player or the best Asian player. I want to be the best golfer ever.Tiger Woods Golfer Sayings By Tiger Woods: I don't just want to be the best black player or the best Asian player.
No golfer's journey is complete without a pilgrimage to St. Andrews, the mecca of the game. This is where it all began, back in the 15th and 16th centuries.Alex Shoumatoff Golfer Sayings By Alex Shoumatoff: No golfer's journey is complete without a pilgrimage to St. Andrews, the mecca of the
As the great golfer Ben Hogan once said, "Golf is a game of luck. And the harder I work, the luckier I get.Kenneth Bock Golfer Sayings By Kenneth Bock: As the great golfer Ben Hogan once said, "Golf is a game of luck. And
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.Tommy Bolt Golfer Sayings By Tommy Bolt: Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the
Marty Russo was too good a golfer to be a servant of the people.Dan Jenkins Golfer Sayings By Dan Jenkins: Marty Russo was too good a golfer to be a servant of the people.
Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.Pauline Phillips Golfer Sayings By Pauline Phillips: Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.
The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.P.G. Wodehouse Golfer Sayings By P.G. Wodehouse: The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.
The ideal build for a golfer would be strong hands, big forearms, thin neck, big thighs and a flat chest. He'd look like Popeye.Gary Player Golfer Sayings By Gary Player: The ideal build for a golfer would be strong hands, big forearms, thin neck, big
Zuckerman shook his head. "You guys are funnier than the Three Stooges without Curly. Anyway, it's a helluva campaign. Esme is running it for me. Male and female lines. Not only have we got Crispin, but Esme's landed the numero uno female golfer in the world." "Linda Coldren?" Myron asked. "Whoa!" Norm clapped his hands once. "The Hebrew hoopster knows his golf! By the way, Myron, what kind of name is Bolitar for a member of the tribe?" "It's a long story," Myron said. "Good, I wasn't interested anyway. I was just being polite. Where was I?" Zuckerman threw one leg over the other, leaned back, smiled, looked about. A ruddy-faced man at a neighboring table glared. "Hi, there," Norm said with a little wave. "Looking good." TheHarlan Coben Golfer Sayings By Harlan Coben: Zuckerman shook his head. "You guys are funnier than the Three Stooges without Curly. Anyway,
The idea that a game is anything more than a game ... You know, there are people who are basically unbalanced who are going to misuse a game and have bad results. If a golfer who insists on playing during a lightning storm gets hit by a stroke of lightning and is killed nobody says, 'There's golfers dying by the droves being hit by lightning!' You can overdo what you really like, and if you're unbalanced you go overboard.Gary Gygax Golfer Sayings By Gary Gygax: The idea that a game is anything more than a game ... You know, there
The recreational golfer who gives it careful thought will conclude that the favorite golf hole in his life played downhill, gradually or severely, and normally was downwind as well.Dan Jenkins Golfer Sayings By Dan Jenkins: The recreational golfer who gives it careful thought will conclude that the favorite golf hole
When you look at facing retirement in your mid-30s, and all of a sudden the outlet for that passion and work ethic goes away, you can't just sit back in a rocking chair and be retired at 35. I'm not a good enough golfer to play golf every day.Drew Bledsoe Golfer Sayings By Drew Bledsoe: When you look at facing retirement in your mid-30s, and all of a sudden the
While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer!Chipper Jones Golfer Sayings By Chipper Jones: While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy
Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.Johnny Miller Golfer Sayings By Johnny Miller: Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.
I didn't get into this to pick up a new hobby. I don't want to just be a golfer. I want to be the best.Gabrielle Reece Golfer Sayings By Gabrielle Reece: I didn't get into this to pick up a new hobby. I don't want to
My goal is to be the No. 1 golfer in the world, and I want to chase Tiger.Jason Day Golfer Sayings By Jason Day: My goal is to be the No. 1 golfer in the world, and I want
I love to play tennis. I play a lot in the summer. I'm not a big golfer; I need something a bit more intense.Carl Hagelin Golfer Sayings By Carl Hagelin: I love to play tennis. I play a lot in the summer. I'm not a
I made the deal with Mr. Zuckerman on my own," Crispin said. "I could make others." "I won't comment on the Zoom deal," Win said. "But I will tell you this. You are a bright young man. A bright man knows not only his strengths but equally important, he knows his weaknesses. I do not, for example, know how to negotiate an endorsement contract. I may know the basics, but it is not my business. I'm not a plumber. If a pipe in my house broke, I would not be able to fix it. You are a golfer. You are one of the greatest talents I have ever seen. You should concentrate on that." TadHarlan Coben Golfer Sayings By Harlan Coben: I made the deal with Mr. Zuckerman on my own," Crispin said. "I could make
There are times when a golfer is tempted to throw her clubs away and forget the whole 'humblin' business.' At other times, she wouldn't trade places with a queen-that's when the shots are long and true, and putts are dropping.Babe Didrikson Zaharias Golfer Sayings By Babe Didrikson Zaharias: There are times when a golfer is tempted to throw her clubs away and forget
My goal has always been to play golf, and play it well. In the end, that's what I am, a golfer. If my back lets me, I'm going to play my favorite places. If I hurt myself, that'll probably be it for a while.Fred Couples Golfer Sayings By Fred Couples: My goal has always been to play golf, and play it well. In the end,
A golfer should never make a mental mistake because the ball is just sitting there waiting for you to hit it.Tiger Woods Golfer Sayings By Tiger Woods: A golfer should never make a mental mistake because the ball is just sitting there
It's very easy when you have someone in front of you that you can chase. You want to be No. 1 but now I feel like I have to play well because everybody looks at you as a best golfer. So that's why I put more pressure on myself.Yani Tseng Golfer Sayings By Yani Tseng: It's very easy when you have someone in front of you that you can chase.
You learn to accept defeat graciously in golf. Unlike other sports, the game itself is a constant opponent. It never stops. A golfer is fortunate to win a few times. We spend our whole lives trying to conquer something, and we lose a lot more than we win.Ben Crenshaw Golfer Sayings By Ben Crenshaw: You learn to accept defeat graciously in golf. Unlike other sports, the game itself is
If you're a beach person or a golfer, Key West is not for you. Most of the sand has been imported, and the water is shallow until you've waded far out, and all the way the sea floor is covered with yucky algae and sea grass.Edmund White Golfer Sayings By Edmund White: If you're a beach person or a golfer, Key West is not for you. Most
Golfing with Eisman wasn't like golfing with other Wall Street people. The round usually began with a collective discomfort on the first tee, after Eisman turned up wearing something that violated the Wall Street golfer's notion of propriety.Michael Lewis Golfer Sayings By Michael Lewis: Golfing with Eisman wasn't like golfing with other Wall Street people. The round usually began
I've never met a golfer who has never lost a golf ball. I've never met people who have fallen in love who have never had their heart broken. And I've never met someone rich who has never lost money.Anonymous Golfer Sayings By Anonymous: I've never met a golfer who has never lost a golf ball. I've never met
I'm a golfer - not an athlete.Lee Westwood Golfer Sayings By Lee Westwood: I'm a golfer - not an athlete.
The good citizen when he opens his door in the evening must be banker, golfer, husband, father; not a nomad wandering the desert, a mystic staring at the sky, a debauchee in the slums of San Francisco, a soldier heading a revolution, a pariah howling with skepticism and solitude.Virginia Woolf Golfer Sayings By Virginia Woolf: The good citizen when he opens his door in the evening must be banker, golfer,
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.Tommy Bolt Golfer Sayings By Tommy Bolt: The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game
I'd love to visit South America, especially Argentina, as I'm a winemaker myself. They do a fantastic malbec, so it would be a dream to sample their grapes. New Zealand would be great, too. I'm a golfer, so it would combine both my loves.Kyle MacLachlan Golfer Sayings By Kyle MacLachlan: I'd love to visit South America, especially Argentina, as I'm a winemaker myself. They do
Way, way, way back I played a little bit, but I am definitely not a golfer. You know, it just takes too much time anyway during the course of the day.Robert Duvall Golfer Sayings By Robert Duvall: Way, way, way back I played a little bit, but I am definitely not a
I'd love to have a lasting impact as far as growing the game. It would be cool to be remembered as a major champion. I'd like to be remembered as a great golfer but also a great person, as far as growing the game and charity work. The whole well-rounded athlete.Rickie Fowler Golfer Sayings By Rickie Fowler: I'd love to have a lasting impact as far as growing the game. It would
One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.Steve Aylett Golfer Sayings By Steve Aylett: One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we
I believe there's - now, don't get me wrong; I'm not prejudiced - there's some white people in this country who'll never accept the black man as a golfer. That's true.Charlie Sifford Golfer Sayings By Charlie Sifford: I believe there's - now, don't get me wrong; I'm not prejudiced - there's some
I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.Brett Hull Golfer Sayings By Brett Hull: I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.
You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war !Chris Rock Golfer Sayings By Chris Rock: You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the
Tips can make someone a better writer but not necessarily a good writer. That's a larger package - a matter of character. Golfing is more than keeping the left arm straight. Every good golfer is a complex engine that runs on ability, ego, determination, discipline, patience, confidence, and other qualities that are self-taught. So it is with writers and all creative artists. If their values are solid their work is likely to be solid.William Zinsser Golfer Sayings By William Zinsser: Tips can make someone a better writer but not necessarily a good writer. That's a
I am proud of my achievements, my work ethic, and the way I live my life. The PGA Tour not only treated me unfairly, but displayed a lack of professionalism that should concern every professional golfer and fan of the game.Vijay Singh Golfer Sayings By Vijay Singh: I am proud of my achievements, my work ethic, and the way I live my
Tiger is born into the home of an expert golfer and confessed "golf addict" who loves to teach and is eager to begin teaching his new son as soon as possible.Geoff Colvin Golfer Sayings By Geoff Colvin: Tiger is born into the home of an expert golfer and confessed "golf addict" who
As every golfer knows, no one ever lost his mind over one shot. It is rather the gradual process of shot after shot watching your score go to tatters - knowing that you have found a different way to bogey each hole.Thomas Boswell Golfer Sayings By Thomas Boswell: As every golfer knows, no one ever lost his mind over one shot. It is
Ron Sirak, a golf writer and friend, was quoted as saying, "Annika is no longer a female golfer. She's a golfer." That's truly all I ever aspired to be.Annika Sorenstam Golfer Sayings By Annika Sorenstam: Ron Sirak, a golf writer and friend, was quoted as saying, "Annika is no longer
Professional golfer ... what a life.Billy Bush Golfer Sayings By Billy Bush: Professional golfer ... what a life.
Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs.Dan Jenkins Golfer Sayings By Dan Jenkins: Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs.
There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of ballsLee Trevino Golfer Sayings By Lee Trevino: There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting
You know, I go to work in a great office every day, and the amount of freedom that goes with being a pro golfer on the tour is awesome. So I get to enjoy my weeks off away from the course, and then I get to go to work on some of the best golf courses in the world out here.Adam Derek Scott Golfer Sayings By Adam Derek Scott: You know, I go to work in a great office every day, and the amount
When I was 13, I told my dad I wanted to move to Florida to attend the IMG Academy. I wanted to be a golfer, and that's hard to do in New England where I could only practice half the year.Peter Uihlein Golfer Sayings By Peter Uihlein: When I was 13, I told my dad I wanted to move to Florida to
Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him.Walter Hagen Golfer Sayings By Walter Hagen: Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll
A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.P.G. Wodehouse Golfer Sayings By P.G. Wodehouse: A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through
Reading all the quotes in the world won't make you or me into Plato, Gandhi Or Einstein, just like watching hundreds games of soccer won't make you a soccer player or taking a yoga class will make u a yogini, or reading a golf book will make you a golfer. We need to put the Knowledge to practice and that is the challenge. Put it to work for you, make the effort to Follow ThroughPablo Golfer Sayings By Pablo: Reading all the quotes in the world won't make you or me into Plato, Gandhi
My one complaint with my father as a parent is that, not only was he not a golfer, but also he was sort of opposed to golf. I was a country club kid growing up. I should have played golf, but my father thought golf was a sport for old men.Mike Greenberg Golfer Sayings By Mike Greenberg: My one complaint with my father as a parent is that, not only was he
St. Andrews is the Home of Golf and the greatest course in the world. Any time you can win at St. Andrews would be special. It's every golfer's dream to win out here.Peter Uihlein Golfer Sayings By Peter Uihlein: St. Andrews is the Home of Golf and the greatest course in the world. Any
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.Pete Dye Golfer Sayings By Pete Dye: The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.Bob Hope Golfer Sayings By Bob Hope: Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.Bobby Jones Golfer Sayings By Bobby Jones: The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or
And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story, you're not going to believe in the rest of the film. That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap, the movie's crap.Shia Labeouf Golfer Sayings By Shia Labeouf: And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing,
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it.Buddy Hackett Golfer Sayings By Buddy Hackett: Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I