Hilarious Tombstones Famous Quotes & Sayings

I will believe in the 500-channel world only when I see it. — Sumner Redstone

It was the mystery that biologists from Darwin onwards had been longing to solve. How could we understand the ability of fish and seals to survive in the cold dark waters of the Antarctic? How could humans see inside a biotope that was sealed with layers of ice? What would the Earth look like from the sky, if we crossed the Mediterranean on the back of a goose? How did it feel to be a bee? How could we measure the speed of an insect's wings and its heartbeat, or monitor its blood pressure and eating patterns? What was the impact of human activities, like shipping noise or subsea explosions, on mammals in the depths? How could we follow animals to places where no human could venture? — Frank Schatzing

You have dancing shoes with nimble soles. I have a soul of lead. — William Shakespeare

I don't express a lot of things that I feel; I kind of register things. — Kim Cattrall

Sour cream! He had tasted it once and liked to puke. — Stephen King

Everyone turned towards me. The two female vamps smiled, most unpleasantly. They looked at me like I was a piece of candy and they wondered what sort of center I had. Soft and gooey, or hard with a nut in the middle? I'd had men undress me with their eyes, but I'd never had anything trying to picture what I'd look like with my skin off. Yikes. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I never really noticed it any more, in the way that one often ignores familiar things, like seat cushions or loved ones. — John Boyne

Mortal through I be, yea ephemeral, if but a moment
I gaze up at the night's starry domain of heaven,
Then no longer on earth I stand; I touch the Creator,
And my lively spirit drinketh immortality. — Ptolemy

A little bit of one story joins onto an idea from another, and hey presto, ... not old tales but new ones. Nothing comes from nothing. — Salman Rushdie

If you ask almost any of them, 'Do you stand behind your theory? Is this the answer?' I think almost everyone would say, 'No, no, no. I'm just trying to expand the range of possibilities.' We really don't know what's going on. — Saul Perlmutter

I am like a kid. I tell my family and friends I'm like a kid. — Shah Rukh Khan

Well," she said, "I see it hasn't got a fuck of a lot better since I was away. — Alastair Reynolds

You guess, boy? You don't know? Peter — Sara Pennypacker