I Want To Sleep Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

13 I Want To Sleep Funny Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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I love you Tory. I know I say it a lot, but ... "
"I know baby. I feel the same way about you. Those words never convey what goes through my mind and heart every time I look up and see you sitting in my house. Funny thign is, I always thought my house was full and that there was nothing missing in my life. I had a job I loved. Family who loved me. Good friends to keep me sane. Everything a human could want. And t hen I met an infuriating, impossible man who added the one thing I didn't know wasn't there."
"Dirty socks on the floor?"
She laughed. "No, the other part of my heart. The last face I see before I go to sleep and the first one I see when I get up. I'm so glad it was you."
Those words both thrilled and scared him. Mostly because he knew firsthand that if love went untended it turned into profound hatred.
Tory and Acheron
Sherrilyn Kenyon I Want To Sleep Funny Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I love you Tory. I know I say it a lot, but ... ""I know
Now go to sleep. I'll wake you up when I want you."
"Should I just sleep with my legs spread or what?
Dominique Frost I Want To Sleep Funny Sayings By Dominique Frost: Now go to sleep. I'll wake you up when I want you.""Should I just sleep
I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I'm very well endowed.Bauvard I Want To Sleep Funny Sayings By Bauvard: I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with
Dorothy's coming up. I think she's tight."
"That's great." I picked up my bathrobe. "I was afraid I was going to have to get some sleep."
She was bending over looking for her slippers. "Don't be such an old fluff. You can sleep all day." She found her slippers and stood up in them. "Is she really as afraid of her mother as she says?"
"If she's got any sense. Mimi's poison."
Nora screwed up her dark eyes at me and asked slowly: "What are you holding out on me?"
"Oh, dear," I said, " I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you. Dorothy is really my daughter. I didn't know what I was doing, Nora. It was spring in Venice and I was so young and there was a moon over the ... "
"Be funny. Don't you want something to eat?
Dashiell Hammett I Want To Sleep Funny Sayings By Dashiell Hammett: Dorothy's coming up. I think she's tight.""That's great." I picked up my bathrobe. "I was
Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies wake up for no real reason. They just want to check if they're doing it right. "This is Sleeping, right?" "Exactly." "I just lie here?" "That's right." "Okay." Then back to sleep they go.Paul Reiser I Want To Sleep Funny Sayings By Paul Reiser: Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies
It's funny when you feel as if you don't want anything more in your life except to sleep, or else to lie without moving. That's when you can hear time sliding past you, like water running.Jean Rhys I Want To Sleep Funny Sayings By Jean Rhys: It's funny when you feel as if you don't want anything more in your life
It's so funny because you think you're attracted to this bad boy. They do whatever they want, but you don't really want that. You don't want someone who's out on a tour bus, sleeping around with different people and getting wasted.Malin Akerman I Want To Sleep Funny Sayings By Malin Akerman: It's so funny because you think you're attracted to this bad boy. They do whatever
I love the sound of it," Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside. "It makes me want to sleep. Snuggle my head right up in your armpit and snore for three days."
"My armpit?" Mark repeats. "Good thing we all showered up in the storm this morning. My pits smell like roses. Go ahead and get comfy.
James Dashner I Want To Sleep Funny Sayings By James Dashner: I love the sound of it," Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt
Kid, time's up," Hunter said to the boy on Santa's lap.
"I'm not finished!" the boy cried.
Hunter bent over, until their faces were level. The kid reminded him of Cupid,whose chubby face hid a diabolical brain intent on replacing Santa as the most beloved holiday figure. Hunter had lost more than one of his platoon members after they were lured into Cupid's boiling pots of
chocolate. He'd learned not to trust kids.
"If you don't want me to slip you a poison gumdrop in your sleep, get off Santa's lap," Hunter whispered.
The boy burst into tears.
"Next!" Hunter barked.
Lizzy Ford I Want To Sleep Funny Sayings By Lizzy Ford: Kid, time's up," Hunter said to the boy on Santa's lap."I'm not finished!" the boy
Her hands shot up. "See that's exactly what I'm saying. You're seeing what you want, and what you see you explain away and excuse things like you're fixing me. I'm not perfect, Ephraim and I really wish you would see that."
"You drool."
"What?" That caught her off guard.
"When you're asleep you drool. I've woken up more than a few times with a little puddle forming on my chest." After a thought he added. "And you snore. Not a delicate snore either mind you."
"I do not!" Her face colored with indignation.
He sighed heavily as if the knowledge pained him. "Oh, but you do. I've even heard Jill talk about it. Did you know that's the main reason she was happy about her room. Actually, she and Joshua thanked your Grandmother for putting you at the other end of the house, something about finally getting a decent night's sleep. They compared your snore to a chainsaw. I can see why they'd say that.
R.L. Mathewson I Want To Sleep Funny Sayings By R.L. Mathewson: Her hands shot up. "See that's exactly what I'm saying. You're seeing what you want,
While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and tell Amano that if he bothers you, I'll break his other leg.Julie Kagawa I Want To Sleep Funny Sayings By Julie Kagawa: While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and
As soon as you meet him [james Corden], within five minutes you'll want to sleep with him. He presented me with my award for Comedy Actress of the Year at the Glamour Awards and he said such lovely things. He's so charming and he listens to you and he's funny and sensitive and adorable. I can totally see why all the women fall for him.Joanna Page I Want To Sleep Funny Sayings By Joanna Page: As soon as you meet him [james Corden], within five minutes you'll want to sleep
Shoes are funny beasts. You think they're just clothes, but really, they're alive. They want things. Fancy ones with gems want to go to balls, big boots want to go to work, slippers want to dance. Or sleep. Shoes make the path you're on. Change your shoes, change your path.Catherynne M Valente I Want To Sleep Funny Sayings By Catherynne M Valente: Shoes are funny beasts. You think they're just clothes, but really, they're alive. They want