I'm Not Fat Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!Demetri Martin I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Demetri Martin: If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
It is more worthy in the eyes of God ... if a writer makes three pages sharp and funny about the lives of geese than to make three hundred fat and flabby about God or the American people.Garrison Keillor I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Garrison Keillor: It is more worthy in the eyes of God ... if a writer makes three
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!Alan Carr I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Alan Carr: What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy,
He told me to be funny for the Fat Lady, once.J.D. Salinger I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By J.D. Salinger: He told me to be funny for the Fat Lady, once.
I just think it should be illegal to call somebody fat on TV ... I think when it comes to the media, the media needs to take responsibility for the effect that it has on our younger generation, on these girls who are watching these television shows and picking up how to talk and how to be cool, so then all of a sudden being funny is making fun of the girl who's wearing an ugly dress.Jennifer Lawrence I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Jennifer Lawrence: I just think it should be illegal to call somebody fat on TV ... I
He'd been down at the Cass County Library, reading...Win danced a jig he thought that was so funny...about this cat Henry David Thoreau, which he pronounced Toe-Row. He read about his life and read some of his writings and this cat really had his shit together...Toe-Row knew better than anybody that Life is a Big Fat Asshole with everybody trying to Stick It To You when they get half the chance.Joe Eszterhas I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Joe Eszterhas: He'd been down at the Cass County Library, reading...Win danced a jig he thought that
Lia let out a low growl and moved her arrow to the base of his fat throat. "What do you think, Gabi? Would you like to see these nuptials through?"
"Not this day," I said
"How about on the morrow?" Marcello asked, smiling and lifting my hand to his lips. "If I am your groom?"
"Hold that eHarmony thought," Lia whispered in English. "We gotta get out of here.
Lisa Tawn Bergren I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Lisa Tawn Bergren: Lia let out a low growl and moved her arrow to the base of his
All pomp and show." Anjali's glare at the house would've exploded bricks if she'd had superhuman powers. "A fat cow needs a big barn.Nicola Marsh I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Nicola Marsh: All pomp and show." Anjali's glare at the house would've exploded bricks if she'd had
The first thing that went wrong, according to Fat, had to do with the radio. Listening to it one night- he had not been able to sleep for a long time- he heard the radio saying hideous words, sentences which it could not be saying. Beth, being asleep, missed that. So that could have been Fat's mind breaking down; by then his psyche was disintegrating at a terrible velocity.
Mental illness is not funny.
Philip K. Dick I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Philip K. Dick: The first thing that went wrong, according to Fat, had to do with the radio.
The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I'm like Grace Jones to them. "This guy is nuts-talking about socks. Where's the wife jokes, where's the fat jokes?"Jerry Seinfeld I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Jerry Seinfeld: The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real
At some point, I figured that it would be more effective and far funnier to embrace the ugliest, most terrifying things in the world
the Holocaust, racism, rape, et cetera. But for the sake of comedy, and the comedian's personal sanity, this requires a certain emotional distance. It's akin to being a shrink or a social worker. you might think that the most sensitive, empathetic person would make the best social worker, but that person would end up being soup on the floor. It really takes someone strong
someone, dare I say, with a big fat wall up
to work in a pool of heartbreak all day and not want to fucking kill yourself. But adopting a persona at once ignorant and arrogant allowed me to say what I didn't mean, even preach the opposite of what I believed. For me, it was a funny way to be sincere. And like the jokes in a roast, the hope is that the genuine sentiment
maybe even a goodness underneath the joke (however brutal) transcends.
Sarah Silverman I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Sarah Silverman: At some point, I figured that it would be more effective and far funnier to
I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty face' bit. 'Cause I won't mind being reminded I'm fat as long as you water it down first. Why not say, Hey I'm going to insult you, but first I will congratulate your fortunate genetics and appropriate appliclation of Bobbi Brown cosmetics to prevent you from hitting me. Sh*t; I kind of prefer being called a 'fat bitch.' At least it doesn't pull any punches.Jen Lancaster I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Jen Lancaster: I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty
Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker.Pippa Evans I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Pippa Evans: Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked
I can't believe we got grades in gym class. I've never used anything I learned in there. "All right, I'm standing in front of a room full of strangers. Based on what I learned in gym class, I will throw a red ball at a fat guy."Jim Gaffigan I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: I can't believe we got grades in gym class. I've never used anything I learned
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.Erma Bombeck I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Erma Bombeck: A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
That's the key, you know, confidence. I know for a fact that if you genuinely like your body, so can others. It doesn't really matter if it's short, tall, fat or thin, it just matters that you can find some things to like about it. Even if that means having a good laugh at the bits of it that wobble independently, occasionally, that's all right. It might take you a while to believe me on this one, lots of people don't because they seem to suffer from self-hatred that precludes them from imagining that a big woman could ever love herself because they don't. But I do. I know what I've got is a bit strange and difficult to love but those are the very aspects that I love the most! It's a bit like people. I've never been particularly attracted to the uniform of conventional beauty. I'm always a bit suspicious of people who feel compelled to conform. I personally like the adventure of difference. And what's beauty, anyway?Dawn French I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Dawn French: That's the key, you know, confidence. I know for a fact that if you genuinely
What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?Kiersten White I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Kiersten White: What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will become its own floating paradise of underweight movie stars and dot-commers, like a fat-free Atlantis with superfast Wi-Fi.Laura Ruby I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Laura Ruby: God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a
S'mimasen," Alyss said repeatedly as they brushed against passerby.
"What does that mean?" Will asked as they reached a stretch of street bare of any other pedestrians. He was impressed by Alyss's grasp of the local language.
"It means 'pardon me,'" Alyss replied, but then a shadow of doubt crossed her face. "At least, I hope it does. Maybe I'm saying 'you have the manners of a fat, rancid sow.
John Flanagan I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By John Flanagan: S'mimasen," Alyss said repeatedly as they brushed against passerby. "What does that mean?" Will asked
Started out, Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho ... What is zaftig? Isn't that German for big fat pig? I guess I was lucky- zaftig is kind of a nice word. It could have been, Funny, sexy, OBESE Margaret Cho.Margaret Cho I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Margaret Cho: Started out, Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho ... What is zaftig? Isn't that German for
Change is the law of life,' she said quietly.
'On the other hand,' I protested, 'some things don't change fast enough!'
'Like what?' Mother asked.
'Like fat, funny-looking me!'
Mother snorted. 'You're extremely good-looking. All my children are.' I expected her to add, 'I wouldn't have it any other way,' but she said, instead, 'If you think you're too heavy, lose some weight.'
'Easier said than done,' I muttered.
'If there's one thing I can't bear,' Mother scolded, 'it's self-pity, particularly from one who has no reason to pity herself. Are you crippled? Are you stupid? Are you hungry, or ill-clothed? If you were then you'd have something to gripe about. You're fatherless, it's true, but then I'm husbandless. Somehow, we manage.
Barbara Cohen I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Barbara Cohen: Change is the law of life,' she said quietly.'On the other hand,' I protested, 'some
I am now, at twenty-seven years old, bright, funny, warm, caring and kind. But of course people don't see that when they look at Jemima Jones. They simply see fat.Jane Green I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Jane Green: I am now, at twenty-seven years old, bright, funny, warm, caring and kind. But of
Susan sighed. And you had to remember that Time probably wasn't time, in the same way that Death wasn't exactly the same as death and War wasn't exactly the same as war. She'd met War, a big fat man with an inappropriate sense of humor and a habit of repeating himself, and he certainly didn't personally attend every minor fracas. She disliked Pestilence, who gave her funny looks, and Famine was just wasted and weird. None of them ran their ... call it their discipline. They personified it.Anonymous I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Anonymous: Susan sighed. And you had to remember that Time probably wasn't time, in the same
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.Russell Brand I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Russell Brand: I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously
I've never tried fatback. Probably 'cause it's called fatback. I don't know which word creeps me out more: fat or back. Why don't they just throw in "hairy" while they're at it? "This is some delicious hairy fatback."Jim Gaffigan I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: I've never tried fatback. Probably 'cause it's called fatback. I don't know which word creeps
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?Victor Borge I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Victor Borge: (Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera
I want to change my life ... except I sort of like it. I mean, I couldn't be more delighted every Monday night after Fletch goes to bed when I come downstairs, pull up the Bachelor on TiVo, drink Riesling, and eat cheddar/port wine Kaukauna cheese without freakign out over fat grams. I'm perpetually in a good mood because I do everything I want. I love having the freedom to skip the gym to watch a Don Knots movie on the Disney Channel without a twinge of guilt. I've figured out how to not be beholden to what other people believe I should be doing, and when the world tells me I ought to be a size eight, I can thumb my nose at them in complete empowerment.Jen Lancaster I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Jen Lancaster: I want to change my life ... except I sort of like it. I mean,
God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever just stand naked in the mirror. "You little fat-titted mediocre failure!" You ever do that for 3 hours on New Year's Eve.Jim Norton I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Jim Norton: God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'Elayne Boosler I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Elayne Boosler: We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines.
We were talking about the prince,' Sansa said, her voice soft as a kiss.
Arya knew which prince she meant: Joffrey, of course. The tall, handsome one. Sansa got to sit with him at the feast. Arya had to sit with the little fat one. Naturally.
George R R Martin I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By George R R Martin: We were talking about the prince,' Sansa said, her voice soft as a kiss.Arya knew
Clevinger really thought he was right, but Yossarian had proof, because strangers he didn't know shot at him with cannons every time he flew up into the air to drop bombs on them, and it wasn't funny at all. And if that wasn't funny, there were lots of things that weren't even funnier. There was nothing funny about living like a bum in a tent in Pianosa between fat mountains behind him and a placid blue sea in front that could gulp down a person with a cramp in the twinkling of an eye and ship him back to shore three days later, all charges paid, bloated, blue and putrescent, water draining out through both cold nostrils.Joseph Heller I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Joseph Heller: Clevinger really thought he was right, but Yossarian had proof, because strangers he didn't know
Balloons
Since Christmas they have lived with us, Guileless and clear, Oval soul-animals, Taking up half the space, Moving and rubbing on the silk Invisible air drifts, Giving a shriek and pop When attacked, then scooting to rest, barely trembling. Yellow cathead, blue fish
Such queer moons we live with Instead of dead furniture! Straw mats, white walls And these traveling Globes of thin air, red, green, Delighting The heart like wishes or free Peacocks blessing Old ground with a feather Beaten in starry metals. Your small Brother is making His balloon squeak like a cat. Seeming to see A funny pink world he might eat on the other side of it, He bites, Then sits Back, fat jug Contemplating a world clear as water. A red Shred in his little fist.
Sylvia Plath I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Sylvia Plath: BalloonsSince Christmas they have lived with us, Guileless and clear, Oval soul-animals, Taking up half
I figured you'd prefer that to skydiving or Sumo Wrestling Sunday."
"What is Sumo Wrestling Sunday?"
"We'd dress up in those sumo wrestling suits that would make us look real fat. And then we'd wrestle."
"Oh god lord," I mutter. " Shuffleboard Sunday sounds just fine."
"Good. I had no idea where I was gonna get sumo wrestling suits." I give him a look.
Miranda Kenneally I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Miranda Kenneally: I figured you'd prefer that to skydiving or Sumo Wrestling Sunday.""What is Sumo Wrestling Sunday?"
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.Rodney Dangerfield I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Rodney Dangerfield: She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp.Elizabeth Taylor I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Elizabeth Taylor: When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you
Our culture teaches that sex is for the sexy, and the only way to be sexy is to be pretty.
No wait
that's still too weak. Sex should properly arise from sexiness. For unsexy people
fat people, old people, funny-looking people, disabled people
to even feel sexual desire is inappropriate, perverse, disgusting. For them to engage in sexual display is offensive. For them to have sex ... well, there oughta be a law.
Vinnie Tesla I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Vinnie Tesla: Our culture teaches that sex is for the sexy, and the only way to be
Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.Tim Heaton I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Tim Heaton: Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.
My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny Fat Friend: I absolutely was that character - I am that character ... It's a complicated bag of tools I acquired, and I've put them all to work onstage.Beth Ditto I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Beth Ditto: My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny
When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping?Anthony Liccione I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Anthony Liccione: When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping?
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.Oscar Wilde I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Oscar Wilde: Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them
The fat Sentry has some scrambled eggs.P.T. Macias I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By P.T. Macias: The fat Sentry has some scrambled eggs.
It is very funny to listen to the lady renters (of any sex): having played the sport, having bashed the horse on its sore spine with their fat bottoms and dragged it with all their might by the mouth with the "iron," and finally having dismounted - they, for some reason, resort to baby talk, absolutely convinced of the horse's love for them.Alexander Nevzorov I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Alexander Nevzorov: It is very funny to listen to the lady renters (of any sex): having played
Enormous? Did you just call me fat?Cassandra Clare I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Cassandra Clare: Enormous? Did you just call me fat?
Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.Steve Coogan I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Steve Coogan: Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of
You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.Zach Galifianakis I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Zach Galifianakis: You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
I have a secret. A big, fat, hairy secret. And I'm not talking minor-league stuff, like I once let Joseph Applebaum feel me up behind the seventh-grade stairwell or I got a Brazilian wax after work last Friday or I'm hiding a neon blue vibrator called the Electric Slide in my night table. Which I'm not, by the way. In case you were wondering.Karen MacInerney I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Karen MacInerney: I have a secret. A big, fat, hairy secret. And I'm not talking minor-league stuff,
He liked three kinds of films: pretty bathing girls with bare legs; policemen or cowboys and an industrious shooting of revolvers; and funny fat men who ate spaghetti.Sinclair Lewis I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Sinclair Lewis: He liked three kinds of films: pretty bathing girls with bare legs; policemen or cowboys
I'm instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that's when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism. Even though I may come off like a stark raving asshat, being funny is the most important tool I have to stay sane. The ability to say what I think is the key to allowing me to feel in control.Jen Lancaster I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Jen Lancaster: I'm instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that's when it occurs to me
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.Rodney Dangerfield I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Rodney Dangerfield: My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?Regina Griffin I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Regina Griffin: Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what
Unlike Tania, who was so slim, Rykoff looked as if he'd been given an order to get fat
an order he had been delighted to obey.
Henning Mankell I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Henning Mankell: Unlike Tania, who was so slim, Rykoff looked as if he'd been given an order
You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too.Phillip C. McGraw I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Phillip C. McGraw: You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too.
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.Jimmy Carr I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Jimmy Carr: I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"?
Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because they're too busy getting fat. Beer is also refreshing and a good listener.Dick Masterson I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Dick Masterson: Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something
Once more Mary Jo, Bobby, Kevin, Dennis, Raymond, Lucille, Frankie, Coddles, Lyle, John, Andy, Miss Ursula, Jim, Lonnie, Postmaster Jones, William, Travis, Todd, Tony, Dennis M. . . . On the ride home from Sheriff's office, everyone was again on porches or at windows. Daron didn't call out their names this time, and this time no one waved. Where do the black people live? In the front yards! It was funny. (I guess that's better than the back of the bus, Louis had later added. Daron had thought that funny, too.) Louis's absence was always noticeable. Though skinny, he'd filled space like a fat man on a crowded elevator, except a welcome addition, not someone who provoked strangers to regard each other with situational solidarity. He had, in fact, induced people to regard each other with suspicion, to question the known.T. Geronimo Johnson I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By T. Geronimo Johnson: Once more Mary Jo, Bobby, Kevin, Dennis, Raymond, Lucille, Frankie, Coddles, Lyle, John, Andy, Miss
I mean a fat, ugly man can still be funny and lovable and successful," continued Jane. "But it's like it's the most shameful thing for a woman to be." "But you weren't, you're not - " began Madeline. "Yes, OK, but so what if I was!" interrupted Jane. "What if I was! That's my point. What if I was a bit overweight and not especially pretty? Why is that so terrible? So disgusting? Why is that the end of the world?Liane Moriarty I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Liane Moriarty: I mean a fat, ugly man can still be funny and lovable and successful," continued
He commences to laugh. Nobody can tell exactly why he laughs; there's nothing funny going on. But it's not the way that Public Relation laughs, it's free and loud and it comes out of his wide grinning mouth and spreads in rings bigger and bigger till it's lapping against the walls all over the ward. Not like that fat Public Relation laugh. This sounds real. I realize all of a sudden it's the first laugh I've heard in years. He stands looking at us, rocking back in his boots, and he laughs and laughs. He laces his fingersKen Kesey I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Ken Kesey: He commences to laugh. Nobody can tell exactly why he laughs; there's nothing funny going
Nicole's door opened, and she stomped down the hall. "I have something to say," she said, giving him the Slitty Eyes of Death. "You're totally unfair, and if I run away, you shouldn't be surprised." "Don't make me put a computer chip in your ear," Liam answered. "It's not funny! I hate you." "Well, I love you, even if you did ruin my life by turning into a teenager," he said, rubbing his eyes. "Did you study for your test?" "Yes." "Good." He looked at his daughter - so much like Emma, way too pretty. Why weren't there convent schools anymore? Or chastity belts? "Want some supper? I saved your plate." She rolled her eyes with all the melodrama a teenager could muster. "Fine. I may as well become a fat pig since I can't ever go on a date." "That's my girl," he said and, grinning, got up to heat up her dinner.Kristan Higgins I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Kristan Higgins: Nicole's door opened, and she stomped down the hall. "I have something to say," she
It's not all about love. That's half of it ... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you just go, 'Oh man. I'm going to compromise my dreams, get fat, sick, old and die someday. I kind of want to have someone around for that.'Marc Maron I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Marc Maron: It's not all about love. That's half of it ... The other half is about
I am pleased to say I find nothing funny, sir," Bent replied as they reached the bottom of the stairs. "I have no sense of humor whatsoever. None at all. It has been proven by phrenology. I have Nichtlachen-Keinwortz syndrome, which for some curious reason is considered a lamentable affliction. I, on the other hand, consider it a gift. I am happy to say that I regard the sight of a fat man slipping on a banana skin as nothing more than an unfortunate accident that highlights the need for care in the disposal of household waste." "Have you tried - " Moist began, but Bent held up a hand. "Please! I repeat, I do not regard it as a burden! And may I say it annoys me when people assume it is such! Do not feel impelled to try to make me laugh, sir! If I had no legs, would you try to make me run? I am quite happy, thank you!" HeTerry Pratchett I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Terry Pratchett: I am pleased to say I find nothing funny, sir," Bent replied as they reached
How rude of me, we haven't even introduced ourselves. We're the Andersons. I'm Evan, the lovely size-zero lass in the floppy sun hat is my wife Amy, and these are our best friends/children, Evan and Amy Jr. As you can see, we're very fit and active. You know what our family's average percentage of body fat is? Three. Yes, really. We got it tested last year when we all became organ donors.
You may have noticed that I'm carrying Amy on my back. We do that a lot. At least once a day, and not just when we're in fields like this; we do it on beaches and in urban environments as well. That's what happens when your love is deep and playful like ours. You should also know that we also dab frosting on each other's noses every single time we eat cupcakes, which is both mischievous and very us. Do you guys even eat cupcakes?
Colin Nissan I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Colin Nissan: How rude of me, we haven't even introduced ourselves. We're the Andersons. I'm Evan, the
A: Funny about my mother. All my life, from the time I was just a little kid, I thought of her as a sad person. I mean, the way some people are tall or fat or skinny. My father always seemed the stronger one. As if he was a bright color and she was a faded color. I know it sounds crazy.
T: Not at all.
A: But later, when I learned the truth about our lives, I found she was still sad. But strong, too. Not faded at all. It wasn't sadness so much as fear
the Never Knows.
Robert Cormier I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Robert Cormier: A: Funny about my mother. All my life, from the time I was just a
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare
And your Machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy
But at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're so chubby and so neat
With your funny clothes and your squishy nose
You're like a German parakeet
All right so people say that you don't care
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler
And bigger tits than Cher
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here
Graham Chapman I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Graham Chapman: Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yerYou're the Doctor of my dreamsWith your crinkly hair and your
Will the devil be home?"
"My grandma is not the devil," Ben said, smiling despite the insult. "Besides, isn't the devil a male?"
"I thought so until I met your grandma. Could you tell her to stop calling me Fatty?"
"You could stand to lose a little weight.
Victor Kloss I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Victor Kloss: Will the devil be home?""My grandma is not the devil," Ben said, smiling despite the
You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.Zach Galifianakis I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Zach Galifianakis: You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.Jo Brand I'm Not Fat Funny Sayings By Jo Brand: The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I