Joe Dirt Fists Famous Quotes & Sayings

The two families really don't like each other, except for all us younger cousins because we don't know any better. — Stephen Chbosky

Our responsibility is to captivate you for however long we've asked for your attention. That said, there is tremendous drama to be gotten from the great, what you would say, heavy issues. — Aaron Sorkin

We must do something about the cross, and there's only one of two things we can do- flee it or die upon it! — Aiden Wilson Tozer

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking. — Anthony Jeselnik

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde. — Hugh Hefner

Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal. — Aristotle.