Kevin Hart Famous Quotes & Sayings
100 Kevin Hart Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.
Comedy's about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you're saying.— Kevin Hart
I don't take pictures when I'm with my kids, for the sake of my kids. It's important when you're as busy as I am that you give your kids your time when you're with them, and nothing compromises that. I've been lucky enough to have fans that understand that.— Kevin Hart
What you find I think in the mystical strain of Catholicism is that you're put in relationship with God, and you have many opportunities not only of talking with God in petitionary prayer, but also of listening to God, being attentive to God, as happens in contemplation.— Kevin Hart
It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil.— Kevin Hart
When you're coming up with new material, it's not always gonna be good. The only way to learn is for it not to get a laugh, so you can adjust it and come back the next day to see if it's working right. Next time, you might get a different laugh. You're constantly rebuilding.— Kevin Hart
I have good laugh every day. I enjoy life. I'm surrounded by love and positivity.— Kevin Hart
I don't know about other people, but I love to work.— Kevin Hart
The good thing about having chemistry is, when you get to the improv section of a scene, you've got somebody to feed off. It can go on and on and on, and the sky's the limit.— Kevin Hart
Did I try to embarrass other people? Now if it's about other people, guilty guilty guilty guilty.— Kevin Hart
I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.— Kevin Hart
The most important thing for a director is being able to communicate.— Kevin Hart
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you. I didn't understand what marriage was. I cheated. I was wrong. We couldn't fix it; it got worse. I stepped away because I didn't want it to get any worse. You're the mother of my kids - I don't want to hate you.'— Kevin Hart
Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.— Kevin Hart
I'm a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I'll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right.— Kevin Hart
I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.— Kevin Hart
When you're in these movie deals and the studios are talking, they're putting business deals and packages together, but they're making calls based on previous relationships. They go, "Oh, let's call this actor because we did this with him, and he might like him. Does he like him? Let's piece them together." There's a brain behind that puzzle, and I want to be the brain.— Kevin Hart
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.— Kevin Hart
I don't care how busy I am - I will always make time for what's most important to me.— Kevin Hart
My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'— Kevin Hart
The relationship we have with God is not the same over a life; sometimes, as with human relationships, it goes through bad patches and sometimes it becomes very intense. It is a terrifying thing to have a relationship with one's creator, to spend one's life so that one is trying to converge with one's creator seems an extraordinarily difficult and sublime thing. But at the same time it's extremely simple. One of the things which perpetually amazes me is that at any moment or any day, anyone who is alive can talk with the creator of the cosmos.— Kevin Hart
I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge— Kevin Hart
Because of what I do, it has to be an open book, but right now this is a book that is being written.— Kevin Hart
There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us. I never looked back there, but she was like, 'Will you all just shut up!' And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, 'What are you doing?!' I was like, 'You better get up here! I don't play the fighting games.'— Kevin Hart
A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have.— Kevin Hart
Genuinely love doing standup and I'm a comedian first, so for me what makes my standup special is the fact that I don't have to adapt or adjust. I am who I am. I appeal to everyone, hence in the movie doing a world tour.— Kevin Hart
So unless we form some kind of adequate relationship to death, we're never going to live properly, and if we think of it purely as a medical thing, we have reduced life. We should think of it as some sort of mystery which we can participate in now, not something to be pushed off to one side till the last moments.— Kevin Hart
A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.— Kevin Hart
My lady makes me do it. I sang Whitney Houston's "Bodyguard".— Kevin Hart
Take me seriously. Take me and my role seriously. Take my talent seriously.— Kevin Hart
The original 'About Last Night' was phenomenal.— Kevin Hart
My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation.— Kevin Hart
I don't use Twitter for bad.— Kevin Hart
The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.— Kevin Hart
When you're supposed to be close and friends in the film, the moment you're talking as friends off the set, it makes it that much better when you're filming.— Kevin Hart
Expect me to continue what I've been doing, which is trying to take over the world.— Kevin Hart
I've known Ben Stiller for a minute. One of my first movies was 'Along Came Polly.'— Kevin Hart
I'm trying to maintain a level of realness that my fans can appreciate.— Kevin Hart
I don't think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world's face. That's all private.— Kevin Hart
People like to hear the word 'love.'— Kevin Hart
I love diversity.— Kevin Hart
At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.— Kevin Hart
Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that was opened up for me was acting. But you can go from acting to being a TV personality to being a radio personality to being a writer to being a producer, to just being a visionary, to voiceover work.— Kevin Hart
The same thing I did in 2013 is what I'm trying to do in 2014, which is continue to improve, continue to shock people. You know, I have several projects coming up between 2014 and 2015, and hopefully by 2015, I'll have another hour of stand-up material where I'll be able to go on the road and tour again.— Kevin Hart
I want to be funny, but it has to be a believable funny.— Kevin Hart
'Soul Plane' put me in a position to succeed. I'm glad I had the opportunity to be the lead man.— Kevin Hart
It all depends on what you're willing to invest time and effort in and put your mind to. That's what separates winners from losers. Winners are the ones who want the most out of their opportunities.— Kevin Hart
People May Hate You For Being Different and Not Living By Society's Standards,but Deep Down,They Wish They Had The Courage To Do The Same.— Kevin Hart
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.— Kevin Hart
The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience.— Kevin Hart
You don't want to pigeonhole yourself.— Kevin Hart
The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered.— Kevin Hart
I know how easy it is to put your foot in your mouth.— Kevin Hart
I love soft-cotton white T-shirts.— Kevin Hart
People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.— Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart. He's the man! I like his style. He's short, so I can relate. All the stories he tells are real. I respect that, and he's just a really funny dude - great comedy instincts. To do stand-up on a stage for an hour and tell stories and make people laugh is incredible.— Cameron Boyce
I shouldn't have to ask for your permission for me to put you in my lie!— Kevin Hart
I'm pretty much an open book. I've pretty much talked about anything I'm going through onstage. Between interviews and curious fans, I've been asked everything. And I always give answers. I don't shy away from anything.— Kevin Hart
My drive is other people's success.— Kevin Hart
For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.— Kevin Hart
I never do anything that I don't want to do.— Kevin Hart
I make a lot of expressions constantly. I'm animated.— Kevin Hart
I got a chance to work with Stallone and De Niro - pretty much sums it up for me. You can tell where you're going in your career by the company you keep.— Kevin Hart
The racehorses assemble at the starting barrier in all the finery of a mediaeval pageant, the jockeys in silks like figures from a Tarot pack, the bookies in leather and tweeds standing beside their boards each confident that the future has been controlled.— Kevin Hart
Men are like lions. We hunt.— Kevin Hart
People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.— Kevin Hart
Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.— Kevin Hart
All I can do is try to create my own brand and have people appreciate me for that.— Kevin Hart
My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life.— Kevin Hart
Sometimes when you hear so much and everybody is praising you, you can get lost in that. You can start thinking that you are on a higher pedestal than everyone else. So I try to stay level headed, humble and the best way to do that is to not really acknowledge it that much. I just keep grinding and working as hard as I can. I also set my goals higher so that I don't have time to be content with my place in life and in my career.— Kevin Hart
My show 'The Big House' was picked up; they flew me to New York. I'm about to step on stage to announce Kevin Hart's 'The Big House.' And a hand grabs my shoulder, 'Kevin no, they just decided to cancel it.' It's a serious smack-in-the-face business, and either you can take it, or you can't.— Kevin Hart
I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.'— Kevin Hart
No matter what, people grow. If you chose not to grow, you're staying in a small box with a small mindset. People who win go outside of that box. It's very simple when you look at it.— Kevin Hart
I don't know if I'm at the relationship advice stage yet. I do have a lot of information to share, and a book is definitely in the works, but I don't know whether it'll be geared towards relationships.— Kevin Hart
I'm not a big politics guy.— Kevin Hart
There's no reason why I can't be a mogul. When I step into a room and I'm there to have a conversation, if it pertains to business, I want to be respected as a guy who knows what he's talking about. And that, to me, holds more weight than anything else.— Kevin Hart
My baby is weird man ... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.— Kevin Hart
I know a dramatic role is going to happen, but you just got to be patient, you know? It's going to happen when it's supposed to happen. I'm not rushing it. I'm not trying to make it happen tomorrow.— Kevin Hart
The beauty of me being on stage is I have a voice.— Kevin Hart
You can do the same thing with $20 million that you would do with $50 million. So at a certain point in your life and in your career, you realise that it's not about the money.— Kevin Hart
As a producer, as a CEO of Hartbeat Productions, I am making deals to put my company in place to win, to put my staff to work so that while all this stuff is going on, they're in the kitchen cooking. So it's understanding the longevity of the entertainment business; you get out of it what you put into it.— Kevin Hart
Barbra Streisand has accomplished so much, and Dustin Hoffman as well. They are down to earth and approachable. I admire that.— Kevin Hart
The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.— Kevin Hart
I don't want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and loving whoever they want to.— Kevin Hart
All men hate the nagging.— Kevin Hart
The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.— Kevin Hart
Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work. I live by that. You grind hard so you can play hard. At the end of the day, you put all the work in, and eventually it'll pay off. It could be in a year, it could be in 30 years. Eventually, your hard work will pay off.— Kevin Hart
I think the message has already been sent to Hollywood, which is that this kid's a hard worker, he's talented, and people are coming out to see him. And when you have box-office results, Hollywood treats you different. Hollywood stands up.— Kevin Hart
I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets.— Kevin Hart
Success isn't supposed to happen, no matter how hard you work. There's no guarantee you're going to succeed. There's nothing set in stone.— Kevin Hart
I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is my therapy. That's how I deal with my problems, my personal battles. I talk about it. I give it to my fans. When they laugh at it, it's a release, for lack of a better word.— Kevin Hart
We don't always possess faith in the sense of having a clear embodiment of something to hang on to. The relationship between the intellect and faith is a very curious one. Sometimes the intellect can point us to faith, sometimes the intellect can stand in the way of faith. Sometimes, as St John of the Cross points out, we have to darken or blind the intellect in order to have faith.— Kevin Hart
My goals are so high.— Kevin Hart
I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard.— Kevin Hart
Sports are basically our way of feeling sorry for ourselves. Most men can't become athletes. We're watching guys who actually made it. We see them dunking and making touchdowns. Then we think about ourselves when we were younger.— Kevin Hart
What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?— Kevin Hart
I'm sure everyone knows now that only a few have performed in Madison Square Garden. That list is so small. Now I'm on that list. I'm a part of a very small group, which is unbelievable. You relish in that moment for a second.— Kevin Hart
Divine love, agape, is self-sacrificing love, which sounds difficult, as it is, and not very attractive. If the best image we have of love is of a man who's been tortured and hung upon a cross to die an excruciating death, this is something that human beings find very, very hard to understand as love. But it is the highest Christian image of love.— Kevin Hart
At the end of the day, your fans are the people who support you in and out. And their opinions matter.— Kevin Hart
I don't see how people are comfortable with seeing other people be great. You can be happy for anybody, but what is your excuse to not want to be great? These people are great because they just say, 'I'ma do that,' and they do it. That's it. There's no scientifical process.— Kevin Hart
Because I'm small, I've been called things from 'Happy Feet' to 'Little Face.'— Kevin Hart
