Kinky Friedman Quotes: top 100 famous sayings about Kinky Friedman

I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that

I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma! — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads

My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard.

The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.

If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education? — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year.

There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and ... both of them were independents, by the way. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and ... both of

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and ... both of

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in

Regaring Politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other; someone has to walk the fence and feed the animals. - Kinky Friedman — Ray Palla Kinky Friedman Sayings By Ray Palla: Regaring Politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other;

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Ray Palla: Regaring Politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other;

Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but ... — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.

I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much

I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her shit — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the

Wandering around back stage at a willie Nelson concert is a bit like being the parrot on the shoulder of the guy who's running the Ferris wheel. It's not the best seat in the house, but you see enough lights, action, people, and confusion to make you wonder if anybody knows what the hell's going on. If you're sitting out front, of course, it all rolls along as smoothly as a German train schedule, but as Willie, like any great magician, would be the first to point out, the real show is never in the center ring. As Willie always says, Fortunately, we're not in control. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Wandering around back stage at a willie Nelson concert is a bit like being the

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Wandering around back stage at a willie Nelson concert is a bit like being the

The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long

In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders

The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die

Never re-elect anybody — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Never re-elect anybody

They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.

I'm not afraid to live. I'm not afraid to fail. I'm not afraid to succeed. I'm not afraid to fall in love. I'm not afraid to be alone. I'm just afraid I might have to stop talking about myself for five minutes. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'm not afraid to live. I'm not afraid to fail. I'm not afraid to succeed.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'm not afraid to live. I'm not afraid to fail. I'm not afraid to succeed.

On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the

In April 1933, Willie's mother, Myrle, gave birth to him in a manger somewhere along the old highway between Waco & Dallas. There were angels in attendance that night. Some of them, no doubt, flying too close to the ground: — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: In April 1933, Willie's mother, Myrle, gave birth to him in a manger somewhere along

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: In April 1933, Willie's mother, Myrle, gave birth to him in a manger somewhere along

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble

Why did i so passionately require the truth? because all great fiction is true — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Why did i so passionately require the truth? because all great fiction is true

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Why did i so passionately require the truth? because all great fiction is true

The Poodle
The poodle -- nature's most perfect food -- was invented by Otto Van Plotsberg in 1872. According to Van Plotsberg he had only just begun experimenting with kinky hair and extra toes when he happened upon the formula for poodles. Van Plotsberg's first poodles sported only one leg -- a stumpy appendage protruding from the center of the body. These crude early versions (commonly inverted and used as hat stands) were soon abandoned in favor of the superior French model, which featured a winning smile and four limbs positioned strategically around the torso. Thus began the dizzying proliferation of the modern-day poodle -- hampered temporarily by a 1909 decree which stated that "Henceforth all poodles shall bear the name Svee," marking a slight decline in the population until the edict was overturned. Today, poodles inhabit every corner of the earth. Witness the African Killer Poodle, The Wild Poodles of Borneo, and the elusive Giant Swamp Poodle of Denchai. — Elyse Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Elyse Friedman: The PoodleThe poodle -- nature's most perfect food -- was invented by Otto Van Plotsberg

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Elyse Friedman: The PoodleThe poodle -- nature's most perfect food -- was invented by Otto Van Plotsberg

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have

Man's ability to delude himself is infinite. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.

The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.

My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program (search) from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program (search) from 1944 that ran

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program (search) from 1944 that ran

You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do

Young people are the key to this election. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Young people are the key to this election.

The child-teacher relationship is crucial. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The child-teacher relationship is crucial.

You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the

We're going to make that Lone Star shine again — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: We're going to make that Lone Star shine again

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: We're going to make that Lone Star shine again

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.

There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

A fool and his money are soon elected — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: A fool and his money are soon elected

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his

If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.

The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.

I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have

But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the

My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95! — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

I owe my discovery of the Hot Club of Cowtown to Kinky Friedman, leader of the Texas Jewboys. When I saw that Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys were headlining the 2003 Santa Clarita Cowboy Poetry and Music Festival, I thought it my duty to check out the band that had inspired the Texas Jewboys. — Clive Sinclair Kinky Friedman Sayings By Clive Sinclair: I owe my discovery of the Hot Club of Cowtown to Kinky Friedman, leader of

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Clive Sinclair: I owe my discovery of the Hot Club of Cowtown to Kinky Friedman, leader of

If you don't love Jesus-go to hell! — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!

We were a country band with a social conscience. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: We were a country band with a social conscience.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: We were a country band with a social conscience.

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise

The best fiction is true. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The best fiction is true.

I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that

Happiness is a moving target. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Happiness is a moving target.

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often

I don't apologize to people with an agenda. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I don't apologize to people with an agenda.

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

Rocky Hawkins has written a rare, fun and beautiful book. If you don't believe me, read it for yourself. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Rocky Hawkins has written a rare, fun and beautiful book. If you don't believe me,

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Rocky Hawkins has written a rare, fun and beautiful book. If you don't believe me,

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.

A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life.

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight

I admit I was drinking a Guinness ... but I did not swallow. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I admit I was drinking a Guinness ... but I did not swallow.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I admit I was drinking a Guinness ... but I did not swallow.

How hard can it be? — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: How hard can it be?

I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign. — Kinky Friedman Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.

Kinky Friedman Sayings By Kinky Friedman: Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.

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