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Laugh Hard Sayings By W. Somerset Maugham: Monsieur Foinet got up and made as if to go, but he changed his mind, Monsieur Foinet got up and made as if to go, but he changed his mind, and, stopping, put his hand on Philip's shoulder.
"But if you were going to ask me my advice, I should say: take your courage in both hands and try your luck at something else. It sounds very hard, but let me tell you this: I would give all I have in the world if someone had given me that advice when I was your age and I had taken it."
Philip looked up at him with surprise. The master forced his lips into a smile, but his eyes remained grave and sad.
"It is cruel to discover one's mediocrity only when it's too late. It does not improve the temper."
He gave a little laugh as he said the last words and quickly walked out of the room. — W. Somerset Maugham
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Mark Twain: The Church worked hard at it night and day during nine centuries and imprisoned, tortured, The Church worked hard at it night and day during nine centuries and imprisoned, tortured, hanged, and burned whole hordes and armies of witches, and washed the Christian world clean with their foul blood. Then it was discovered that there was no such thing as witches, and never had been. One doesn't know whether to laugh or to cry. Who discovered that there was no such thing as a witch - the priest, the parson? No, these never discover anything. — Mark Twain
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Caroline Fyffe: I'm glad to hear you got what you came for," he drawled slowly, trying to I'm glad to hear you got what you came for," he drawled slowly, trying to capture Brenna's undivided attention, "but actually it's a little hard to believe. You're still empty-handed." He motioned at her hands and the small satchel she carried. "Whatever you came for must be in there? Am I right?"
Her eyes narrowed. "Mr. Rose, did anyone ever tell you that curiosity killed the cat?"
He let go a laugh that spooked a flock of common yellowthroats from a fir tree along the road. They swooped into the sky and Brenna's lips curled up as she watched them fly away. She was softening...
"Yes, they have, Mrs. Lane," he said. "They most surely have. But I've also been told that satisfaction brought it back. What about you? — Caroline Fyffe
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Adam DeVine: There's not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around There's not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so much that whatever makes us laugh really hard makes it into 'Workaholics.' But the characters that I think are funny are guys that are confidently stupid. — Adam DeVine
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Logan Keys: The Authority has said: Dream! But in truth , they mete out our destinies in The Authority has said: Dream! But in truth , they mete out our destinies in tiny rations; they've said how far we can go, how long, and where. Aspirations are useless, because to aspire, is to reach. Dream, they say, but not too big. Laugh, they say, but not too loudly . Love, they say, but not too hard. When you find you cannot contain yourself any longer and you imagine things beyond the walls they've built for you, constructed to imprison your desires, and when your heart is filled with impossible things, then, I say, you have achieved true independence. Our Anarchy is not simply a battle of flesh and blood; it is a war of the mind. The time is always now to declare your freedom! — Logan Keys
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Mary Robinette Kowal: Jane shared his sentiment, but was hard-pressed not to laugh at her husband's inventive turns Jane shared his sentiment, but was hard-pressed not to laugh at her husband's inventive turns of phrase - her favourite was "goat-licking amateur," followed closely by "mongrel's handmaiden. — Mary Robinette Kowal
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Jay Leno: Never perform for your family. They either laugh too hard or not at all. Never perform for your family. They either laugh too hard or not at all. — Jay Leno
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Anonymous: When something happens to you, good or bad, consider what it means. There is a When something happens to you, good or bad, consider what it means. There is a purpose to life's events, to teach you how to laugh more or not to cry too hard.
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your worth. — Anonymous
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Friedrich Nietzsche: We find nothing easier than being wise, patient, superior. We drip with the oil of We find nothing easier than being wise, patient, superior. We drip with the oil of forbearance and sympathy, we are absurdly just, we forgive everything. For that very reason we ought to discipline ourselves a little; for that very reason we ought to cultivate a little emotion, a little emotional vice, from time to time. It may be hard for us; and among ourselves we may perhaps laugh at the appearance we thus present. But what of that! We no longer have any other mode of self-overcoming available to us: this is our asceticism, our penance. — Friedrich Nietzsche
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Liza Minnelli: If we had a hard time, my mother would sit me down and we would If we had a hard time, my mother would sit me down and we would talk about it, and she kept talking and kept processing until we started to laugh about it. — Liza Minnelli
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Mac DeMarco: I'd probably describe my sense of humor as 'twisted,' I guess. It's not hard to I'd probably describe my sense of humor as 'twisted,' I guess. It's not hard to make me laugh, especially when I'm surrounded by my close friends, especially my bandmates. — Mac DeMarco
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Daisy Hinton Davis: Live long, Love hard, Learn to embrace life, Laugh out loud, and Leap into heaven Live long, Love hard, Learn to embrace life, Laugh out loud, and Leap into heaven dancing — Daisy Hinton Davis
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Laura Kaye: Her last stop in the produce section was as the asparagus, which she planned to Her last stop in the produce section was as the asparagus, which she planned to marinate and grill. She felt eyes on her, and did a double take at Derek holding possibly the world's largest zucchini in his hands with a totally amused grin on his face. He waggled his brows.
Emilie couldn't help but give in to the urge to laugh. "Okay," she said. "I'm all done here."
"Oh, good," Derek said. "Let's go see what fun we can have with the meat. — Laura Kaye
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Adam Sandler: A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard. — Adam Sandler
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Maggie Stiefvater: Where did you say you found that bird again?""In my head." Ronan's laugh was a Where did you say you found that bird again?"
"In my head." Ronan's laugh was a sharp jackal cry.
"Dangerous place," commented Noah.
Ronan stumbled, all his edges blunted by alcohol, and the raven in his hands let out a feeble sound more percussive than vocal. He replied, "Not for Chainsaw."
Back out in the hard spring night, Gansey tipped his head back. Now that he knew that Ronan was all right, he could see that Henrietta after dark was a beautiful place, a patchwork town embroidered with black tree branches.
A raven, of all the birds for Ronan to turn up with.
Gansey didn't believe in coincidences. — Maggie Stiefvater
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Natsuki Takaya: Sometimes living can be hard, but it's only because we're alive that we can make Sometimes living can be hard, but it's only because we're alive that we can make each other laugh,cry ... be happy! In this world, if that's not a reason for being born in this world ... I don't know what is! — Natsuki Takaya
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Conan O'Brien: If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk. — Conan O'Brien
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Jessica Sorensen: I try not to laugh at the fact that even when she's drunk, she has I try not to laugh at the fact that even when she's drunk, she has a hard time saying it. "Where do you want me to take you?" She drops her head back against my chest. "You can just keep carrying me. It's very relaxing. — Jessica Sorensen
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Laugh Hard Sayings By R.L. Griffin: Seamlessly?" Stella's laugh escaped her mouth and it was bitter and hard. "That may be Seamlessly?" Stella's laugh escaped her mouth and it was bitter and hard. "That may be an appropriate statement, because in order to look seamless, you must need to have an entire world of shit going on under the surface. I don't see this seamless outside, but I'll tell you I've never felt more lost inside. — R.L. Griffin
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Cecelia Ahern: There's something completely unnerving about seeing your parentsupset. I suppose it's because they're supposed to There's something completely unnerving about seeing your parents
upset. I suppose it's because they're supposed to be the strong ones, but
that's not just it. Ever since people are kids they use their parents as some
sort of measurement for how bad a situation is. When you fall on the ground
really hard and you can't figure out whether it hurts or not you look to your
parents. If they look worried and rush toward you, you cry. If they laugh and
smack the ground saying "Bold ground," then you pick yourself up and get
on with it. — Cecelia Ahern
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Shailene Woodley: My favorite movies are movies that I go in and I leave deeply affected. Whether My favorite movies are movies that I go in and I leave deeply affected. Whether I laugh really hard or whether I cry really hard, I just want to feel really affected in that moment. — Shailene Woodley
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Tom Acitelli: There are those who think that a beer should be relatively high in alcohol. This There are those who think that a beer should be relatively high in alcohol. This is not reasonable, after all, why do you drink beer? If all you want is inebriation, drink hard liquor. Beer is a convivial beverage between friends, to be drunk for its own sake, as a friendly thing, not a drunking thing. Five to six percent is plenty of alcohol, your friends won't laugh if your beer clobbers them. — Tom Acitelli
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Lisa Bedrick: Random tips that will help you to have peace. Don't do much. Don't overwork yourself. Random tips that will help you to have peace. Don't do much. Don't overwork yourself. Take a Sabbath; one day a week to do nothing overly hard. Give yourself breaks. Get a massage. Go to the beach. Get outside and walk in the woods. If you don't live by woods, drive to some. Get a pet that will make you laugh. Always remember to have fun and find joy in life. — Lisa Bedrick
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Claude Hickman: I think the hardest step in any journey is not the first one -- it's I think the hardest step in any journey is not the first one -- it's the next one. We are on a journey where each step that God directs us toward is going to seem to require greater faith and sacrifice than the last one. Once we've begun, we look back at the first step and laugh. It was hard then, but it is never as difficult as the next step. We are going to see that the people God involves in His journey are not people who have incredible, unwavering faith; so much as they are normal people who are willing to take the next step down the path. — Claude Hickman
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Laugh Hard Sayings By Lisa Kleypas: Amanda wrestled with him briefly, enjoying the sensation of rubbing along his brawny naked body Amanda wrestled with him briefly, enjoying the sensation of rubbing along his brawny naked body until his erection rose hot and hard between them. "Very primitive," she said throatily, continuing to squirm until he gave a groaning laugh. — Lisa Kleypas
Laugh Hard Sayings By Dana Marie Bell: You're a ... " Becky swallowed hard at Emma's slow nod. "And they're ... " You're a ... " Becky swallowed hard at Emma's slow nod. "And they're ... " Emma watched as Becky absorbed the information. When she blew out a hard breath, Emma relaxed. "This is going to cost you a fortune in Tidy Cat." Becky's laugh was shaky but Emma knew everything would be alright. — Dana Marie Bell
Laugh Hard Sayings By C. JoyBell C.: We must never laugh at the struggle of another, even when it is something that We must never laugh at the struggle of another, even when it is something that we find to be easy and that we have not struggled with. Because we all have our own individual battles that we all need to work as hard at. Another's struggle might be easy for you; but stop to think about yours. Is your battle easy? Or was it? No, it wasn't, it isn't. Well the other person's isn't easy, either. And I think this alone means we all need to give one another a beautiful kind of respect. — C. JoyBell C.
Laugh Hard Sayings By Steve Carell: Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard. Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard. — Steve Carell
Laugh Hard Sayings By Eddie Whitlock: Toward the end, a band that had a young fellow from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - I Toward the end, a band that had a young fellow from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - I remember on account of him saying it two or three times and laughing every time that he did - played a song called 'All She Gets from the Iceman is Ice.' It made the grown folks, most of them anyway, howl laughing. I don't think I ever seen Mama laugh so hard. When it was about over, the sheriff come up and made them stop playing it, but he was grinning, too, so I figured he was just making them stop as part of the show. — Eddie Whitlock
Laugh Hard Sayings By Martha Graham: One can always lament, you know - but to laugh in the face of life, One can always lament, you know - but to laugh in the face of life, that's very hard. And for me the great tragedian should also be a great comedian. — Martha Graham
Laugh Hard Sayings By Desmond Tutu: Discovering more joy does not, save us from th inevitability of hardship and heartbreak. In Discovering more joy does not, save us from th inevitability of hardship and heartbreak. In fact, we may cry more easily, but we will laugh more easily too. Perhaps we are just more alive. Yet as we discover more joy, we can face suffering in a way that ennobles rather than embitters. We have hardship without becoming hard. We have heartbreaks without being broken. — Desmond Tutu
Laugh Hard Sayings By Adam Sandler: I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received. — Adam Sandler
Laugh Hard Sayings By Matthew Quick: You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard. — Matthew Quick
Laugh Hard Sayings By Julie Johnson: I'd learned some hard lessons in my life, but perhaps the most important one was I'd learned some hard lessons in my life, but perhaps the most important one was that you have to cherish the insignificant moments you have with your most significant people. To hold onto the times when you're happy. To smile often, and laugh loudly. To enjoy the ones you love, and hold them close to your heart while you still have them. — Julie Johnson
Laugh Hard Sayings By John Green: Well, yeah," he said. "But before that, my grand romantic gesture would have totally gotten Well, yeah," he said. "But before that, my grand romantic gesture would have totally gotten me laid."
I laughed pretty hard, hard enough that I felt where the chest tube had been.
"You laugh because it's true," he said.
I laughed again.
"It's true, isn't it! — John Green
Laugh Hard Sayings By Darnell Lamont Walker: One day we fall in love with the one who makes us live intensely and One day we fall in love with the one who makes us live intensely and laugh hard and heavy. And as hard as we love them, their friend loves us back equally and we just can't be. — Darnell Lamont Walker
Laugh Hard Sayings By Amy Poehler: I cried and cried in my Mad Men dress. Jon Hamm held me by the I cried and cried in my Mad Men dress. Jon Hamm held me by the shoulders and looked at me and said, "I know this is very sad, but this is a really important show for me, so I'm going to need you to get your shit together." This made me laugh so hard I think I peed. — Amy Poehler
Laugh Hard Sayings By Jim Benton: The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing so hard she wrote "Please stop can't breathe" in the dirt with her finger. — Jim Benton
Laugh Hard Sayings By Ken Dodd: If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them. — Ken Dodd
Laugh Hard Sayings By Nina Lane: Trust your instincts, follow your bliss, make plans, work hard, learn to let things go. Trust your instincts, follow your bliss, make plans, work hard, learn to let things go. Don't be late. Remember that fortune favors the brave. Live. If you need to run, try and run toward
something. Study for tests. Laugh at silly cartoons. Be organized. If you fall seven times,
get up eight. Always carry an extra pen. Believe you can do everything. Find your key. — Nina Lane
Laugh Hard Sayings By George Meyer: When people have no interest in a subject, it's very hard to get them to When people have no interest in a subject, it's very hard to get them to laugh about it. — George Meyer
Laugh Hard Sayings By Susan Leona Fisher: So you've been capturing mice and releasing them here?""Yes, anything wrong with that?""The thing is, So you've been capturing mice and releasing them here?"
"Yes, anything wrong with that?"
"The thing is, if they're house mice, they'll just go on back home. You've probably been catching the same ones each day."
She considered for a moment and he tried very hard not to laugh. "I doubt it. The place is overrun with them. It's really not up to standard. I suspect the landlord's name is Rackman. — Susan Leona Fisher
Laugh Hard Sayings By Carrie Jones: Thank you for getting me," I try to say. My lips are so tired they Thank you for getting me," I try to say. My lips are so tired they don't want to move.
"Anytime,Zara.Really.I mean it." He seems to be smelling my hair.
"I know you hate me and everything but we should be friends," I tell him, closing my eyes.
"I don't hate you," he says. "That's not it at all."
"What is it then? Are you a victim of parthenophobia?"
"Parthenophobia?"
"Fear of girls."
"You are so strange." He moves back even closer to me, this wicked glint in his eyes like he's trying hard not to snort-laugh at me. His hand presses against the side of my head. Nobody has ever touched me like this before, all gentle and romantic, but strong at the same time. "I'm not afraid of girls."
"Then why haven't you kissed any?"
For a second his eyes flash. "Maybe the right one hasn't come around yet. — Carrie Jones
Laugh Hard Sayings By Rachel Caine: Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said.
"You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin.
She's interesting when she's forthright."
Claire, possessed by the spirit of Eve, shot him the finger. Which made him laugh again, shake his head, and walk up the steps. — Rachel Caine
Laugh Hard Sayings By Linden Ashby: I love the show 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia;' that's probably a guilty pleasure! I I love the show 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia;' that's probably a guilty pleasure! I laugh so hard. — Linden Ashby
Laugh Hard Sayings By Nora Roberts: I love you. I love everything about you. Your voice, your laugh. Your eyebrows when I love you. I love everything about you. Your voice, your laugh. Your eyebrows when they grow back. Your face, your body, your hard head and your cautious heart. I want to spend the rest of my life looking at you, listening to you, working with you, just being with you. Rowan of the purple lupines. — Nora Roberts
Laugh Hard Sayings By Shrey Srivastava: Feeling of crying hard and expressing your deepest pain in the arms of your loved Feeling of crying hard and expressing your deepest pain in the arms of your loved one is much deeper and worth experience than to have laugh and fun with your loved one. — Shrey Srivastava
Laugh Hard Sayings By H.L. Mencken: Years ago I predicted that these suffragettes, tried out by victory, would turn out to Years ago I predicted that these suffragettes, tried out by victory, would turn out to be idiots. They are now hard at work proving it. Half of them devote themselves to advocating reforms, chiefly of a sexual character, so utterly preposterous that even male politicians and newspaper editors laugh at them; the other half succumb absurdly to the blandishments of the old-time male politicians, and so enroll themselves in the great political parties. A woman who joins one of these parties simply becomes an imitation man, which is to say, a donkey. — H.L. Mencken
Laugh Hard Sayings By C. JoyBell C.: People will be jealous of you for anything. Do bad and they will be jealous People will be jealous of you for anything. Do bad and they will be jealous of you for being bad, do good and they will be jealous of you for being good, pull yourself up out of the ashes and they will be jealous of your strength, work hard and succeed and they will be jealous of your perseverance, buy new shoes and people will want to steal them, grow your hair long and people with want to cut it, laugh out loud and people will be jealous of your reasons for laughing. The truth is that envy is not because of you; but envy is in the eye of the beholder! — C. JoyBell C.
Laugh Hard Sayings By Rob Delaney: With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so I owe them the truth as I experience it. — Rob Delaney
Laugh Hard Sayings By Shaina Richmond: Should I try to help her? Surely I was strong enough to loosen that stubborn Should I try to help her? Surely I was strong enough to loosen that stubborn backpack. And, in doing so, I could make a clever comment about how cold it must be outside for her nipple to get so hard. She'd laugh and toss her head back; her long blond hair would fall off her shoulders onto her back in slow motion. Thankful for my help, she'd lift up her shirt to give me a better look at her tits before I rip her clothes off and throw her down on the dirty hardwood floor.
Shit, I gotta stop watching so much porn. - Tyler Campbell, Safe With Me, Part 1 — Shaina Richmond
Laugh Hard Sayings By John Green: I can't go to Amsterdam. One of my doctors thinks it's a bad idea."He was I can't go to Amsterdam. One of my doctors thinks it's a bad idea."
He was quiet for a second. "God," he said. "I should've just paid for it myself. Should've just taken you straight from the Funky Bones to Amsterdam."
"But then I would've had a probably fatal episode of deoxygenation in Amsterdam, and my body would have been shipped home in the cargo hold of an airplane," I said.
"Well, yeah," he said. "But before that, my grand romantic gesture would have totally gotten me laid."
I laughed pretty hard, hard enought that I felt where the chest tube had been.
"You laugh because it's true," he said.
I laughed again.
"It's true, isn't it!"
"Probably not," I said, and then after a moment added, "although you never know. — John Green
Laugh Hard Sayings By Cheryl Strayed: Be brave. Write what's true for you. Write what you think. What about what confuses Be brave. Write what's true for you. Write what you think. What about what confuses you and compels you. Write about the crazy, hard, and beautiful. Write what scares you. Write what makes you laugh and write what makes you weep. What what makes you feel ashamed or proud. Writing is risk and revelation. There's no need to show up at the party if you're only going to stand around with your hands in your pockets and stare at the drapes. — Cheryl Strayed
Laugh Hard Sayings By Ann Leckie: They lay together in Seivarden's bunk - pressed close, the space was narrow. Ekalu angry They lay together in Seivarden's bunk - pressed close, the space was narrow. Ekalu angry - and terrified, heart rate elevated. Seivarden, between Ekalu and the wall, momentarily immobile with injured bewilderment. "It was a compliment!" Seivarden insisted. "The way provincial is an insult. Except what am I?" Seivarden, still shocked, didn't answer. "Every time you use that word, provincial, every time you make some remark about someone's low-class accent or unsophisticated vocabulary, you remind me that I'm provincial, that I'm low-class. That my accent and my vocabulary are hard work for me. When you laugh at your Amaats for rinsing their tea leaves you just remind me that cheap bricked tea tastes like home. And when you say things meant to compliment me, to tell me I'm not like any of that, it just reminds me that I don't belong here. And it's always something small but it's every day. — Ann Leckie
Laugh Hard Sayings By Ray Bradury: "Father Peregrine, won't you ever be serious?" "Not until the good Lord is. Oh, don't "Father Peregrine, won't you ever be serious?"

"Not until the good Lord is. Oh, don't look so terribly shocked, please. The Lord is not serious. In fact, it is a little hard to know just what else He is except loving. And love has to do with humor, doesn't it? For you cannot love someone unless you put up with him, can you? And you cannot put up with someone constantly unless you can laugh at him. Isn't that true? And certainly we are ridiculous little animals wallowing in the fudge bowl, and God must love us all the more because we appeal to His humor."

"I never thought of God as humorous," said Father Stone.

"The Creator of the platypus, the camel, the ostrich, and man?" Oh, come now!" Father Peregrine laughed.

Ray Bradbury, The Illustrated Man — Ray Bradury
Laugh Hard Sayings By Amy Poehler: Debbie Downer was one of the few sketches where I broke, and I remember watching Debbie Downer was one of the few sketches where I broke, and I remember watching Heratio Sanz laugh so hard that tears squirted out of his eyes. I still believe that sketch may be a cure for low-level depression if watched regularly. — Amy Poehler
Laugh Hard Sayings By Joan Cusack: We need comedies in the world! We need to laugh, it's all so hard. We need comedies in the world! We need to laugh, it's all so hard. — Joan Cusack
Laugh Hard Sayings By Anne Lamott: In a library, you can find small miracles and truth, and you might find something In a library, you can find small miracles and truth, and you might find something that will make you laugh so hard that you will get shushed, in the friendliest way. I have found sanctuary in libraries my whole life, and there is sanctuary there now, from the war, from the storms of our families and our own minds. Libraries are like mountains or meadows or creeks: sacred space. So this afternoon, I'll walk to the library. — Anne Lamott
Laugh Hard Sayings By Donald Miller: Anarchy!" Tony confirmed in sort of a laugh. "Sometimes I think, you know, if there Anarchy!" Tony confirmed in sort of a laugh.
"Sometimes I think, you know, if there were not cops, I would be fine, and I probably would. I was taught right from wrong when I was a kid. But the truth is, I drive completely different when there is a cop behind me than when there isn't."
And what Tony and I were talking about is true. It is hard for us to admit we have a sin nature because we live in a system of checks and balances. If we get caught, we will be punished. But that doesn't make us good people; it only makes us subdued. Just think about the Congress and Senate and even the president. The genius of the American system is not freedom; the genius of the American system is checks and balances. Nobody gets all the power. Everybody is watching everybody else. Is is as the founding fathers knew, intrinsically, that the soul of man, unwatched, is perverse. — Donald Miller
Laugh Hard Sayings By Bob Northam: A dialysis patient's life is hard. Laugh harder. A dialysis patient's life is hard. Laugh harder. — Bob Northam
Laugh Hard Sayings By J.D. Robb: You've got no sense of humor.""I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your You've got no sense of humor."
"I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass. — J.D. Robb
Laugh Hard Sayings By John Hersey: Green pine trees, cranes and turtles ... You must tell a story of your hard Green pine trees, cranes and
turtles ...
You must tell a story of your
hard times
And laugh twice. — John Hersey
Laugh Hard Sayings By Jason Reitman: [With comedy and wanting to make people laugh,] when you're a child, all you want [With comedy and wanting to make people laugh,] when you're a child, all you want is ANY kind of laugh. You get them to laugh, and great! - you've succeeded. And then it's "How FAST can I get them to laugh?" "How LONG can I get them to laugh?", "How HARD can I get them to laugh?". And then it becomes: "Can I laugh at something that makes them uncomfortable?", "Can I get them to laugh at something that challenges their beliefs? — Jason Reitman
Laugh Hard Sayings By Hilari Bell: The lingering laughter fled from his eyes as he realized that he'd given himself away. The lingering laughter fled from his eyes as he realized that he'd given himself away. "Where's Fiddle now?"
"Safe and cared for. Safer than you'll be if you don't answer my questions."
Ping.
He managed not to laugh, but it looked like a hard fight.
"Dung," Makenna muttered. the knight's expression changed to startled disapproval. A prig, as he? Maybe she could use that.
"I said you should let me handle this," Cogswhallop told her. "I'd have meant it. — Hilari Bell
Laugh Hard Sayings By Deyth Banger: Horror is a curiousity, it's used we to go over on real horror it just Horror is a curiousity, it's used we to go over on real horror it just prepare us for the hard battles. To laugh at somebody's harm... there is even and scientific explanation. — Deyth Banger
Laugh Hard Sayings By Merce Cardus: Whoever makes you laugh hard, he will make you cry madly. Whoever makes you laugh hard, he will make you cry madly. — Merce Cardus
Laugh Hard Sayings By Bikram Choudhury: Regardless of your age or current physical condition you'll laugh, cry, moan, groan, sweat and Regardless of your age or current physical condition you'll laugh, cry, moan, groan, sweat and experience the most exciting, hard working and effective therapeutic yoga routine in the world. — Bikram Choudhury
Laugh Hard Sayings By Andrew Dice Clay: I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that. — Andrew Dice Clay
Laugh Hard Sayings By Melissa Marr: He leaned in and kissed her softly. "If you're finally going to let yourself love He leaned in and kissed her softly. "If you're finally going to let yourself love me, we're going to date."
"We sort of have been."
"No." He caught her hands and pulled her into his embrace. "We've been trying very hard not to date. Let me show you our world. Let me take you to dinner and whisper temptations. Let me take you to ridiculous carnival rides and symphonies and dances in the rain. I want you to laugh and smile and trust me first. i want it to be real love if you are in my bed. — Melissa Marr
Laugh Hard Sayings By Jada Pinkett Smith: Oh, I laugh hard every day. I mean, my husband is Will Smith! I'm telling Oh, I laugh hard every day. I mean, my husband is Will Smith! I'm telling you, that's one of the joys of being married to him. My life full of laughter. Thank God I have him. My life is full of laughter because of that man. — Jada Pinkett Smith
Laugh Hard Sayings By Rashida Jones: I definitely work pretty hard to stay present and focused. I've also tried to create I definitely work pretty hard to stay present and focused. I've also tried to create a life for myself where I'm surrounded by honest, loyal, and funny people, because I like to laugh. — Rashida Jones
Laugh Hard Sayings By Geoff Ryman: Topeka meant, "a good place to find potatoes". That made Dorothy laugh. But any place Topeka meant, "a good place to find potatoes". That made Dorothy laugh. But any place is what you make it said etta. You've got to make it home. You've got to do it for yourself ... It's difficult because everybody wants to be loved and you think you can't find a home unless you are loved by somebody, anybody. But it's not true. Sometimes you can learn to live without being loved. It's terribly hard, but you can do it. The trick is to remember what it's like to be loved. — Geoff Ryman
Laugh Hard Sayings By Edgerrin James: Too much of my family has messed with drugs. Addiction might be in my genes, Too much of my family has messed with drugs. Addiction might be in my genes, so I ain't never tryin' it. It's something you can't control, and I don't like things I can't control. I worked too hard to have it taken away for something stupid. I ain't gonna be laughed at the way I used to laugh at those crackheads. — Edgerrin James
Laugh Hard Sayings By Paul Strathern: Rose's experiences had transformed her from a provincial innocent with a Caribbean accent into a Rose's experiences had transformed her from a provincial innocent with a Caribbean accent into a woman of sophistication and hard realism, but the uncertainties of her position had taken their psychological toll, inclining her to extravagance and promiscuity. The bloom of her youth was beginning to fade, and she had such bad teeth ("like cloves") that rather than open her mouth to laugh, she maintained a tight-lipped smile whilst snickering through her nose, and went out of her way to avoid eating in company. — Paul Strathern
Laugh Hard Sayings By Christine Feehan: You haven't seen my resume," Gary objected. "I'm not looking to charity."The silver eyes glinted, You haven't seen my resume," Gary objected. "I'm not looking to charity."
The silver eyes glinted, a brief, hard humor. "I had your formula inside my body, Gary. That was all the proof of your genius I needed. The society had access to that blood for some time before you did, but none of them were able to come up with anything that worked on us."
"Great,I get that dubious pleasure. Someday you're going to introduce me to one of your friends and you can say, 'By the way,this is the one who invented the poision that is killing our people.'"
Gregori did laugh then,a low, husky sound so pure, it was beautiful to hear. It brought a lightness into gary's heart, dispelling the gloom that had been gathering. "I never thought of that. We might get a few interesting reactions."
Gary found himself grinning sheepishly. "Yeah,like a lynching party with me as the guest of honor. — Christine Feehan
Laugh Hard Sayings By Victoria Scott: Dante.Oh,Dante.Seal me!Seal me so hard!".He grabs my hips andpumps his toward mine."Oh,Dante! You're so hot Dante.Oh,Dante.Seal me!Seal me so hard!".He grabs my hips and
pumps his toward mine."Oh,Dante! You're so hot when you seal souls."
I shove my idiot-of-a-best-friend off me and laugh."What the hell was that?" I ask.
"My new move. — Victoria Scott
Laugh Hard Sayings By Sophie Jordan: When I shoot, the ball bounces hard against the backboard, and flies wildly through the When I shoot, the ball bounces hard against the backboard, and flies wildly through the air, knocking the coach in the head. I slap a hand over my mouth. The coach barely catches herself from falling. Several students laugh. She glares at me and readjusts her cap. With a small wave of apology, I head back to the end of the line. Will's there fighting laughter. "Nice," he says. "Glad I'm downcourt of you." I cross my arms and resist smiling, resist letting myself feel good around him. But he makes it hard. I want to smile. I want to like him, to be around him, to know him. "Happy to amuse you. — Sophie Jordan
Laugh Hard Sayings By Garrison Keillor: Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door — Garrison Keillor
Laugh Hard Sayings By Amy A. Bartol: Zee replies grimly, 'I understand that problem ... Buns is a force of nature.' 'She Zee replies grimly, 'I understand that problem ... Buns is a force of nature.'
'She is,' I say with a reluctant smile, 'you're kind of screwed, dude. She's definitely got her own ideas.'
Zee grins too. 'Do not laugh too hard, playa, yours is a Throne..karma ... ' he says, noddin' his head before grimacin' and addin', 'ouch'.
My smile broadens involuntarily. 'Zee, when did you become funny?' I ask.
'It is difficult to be funny in Human,' he says, before lookin' at his watch and than graspin' the cover of the portal computer. 'Learn my language and you will think I am hysterical. — Amy A. Bartol
Laugh Hard Sayings By Sue Townsend: I take life very seriously. I can laugh at it, because what else can you I take life very seriously. I can laugh at it, because what else can you do? But it's a hard daily battle. — Sue Townsend
Laugh Hard Sayings By Susanna Sonnenberg: There is nothing that anyone can get past a forty-five-year-old woman." We laugh hard, the There is nothing that anyone can get past a forty-five-year-old woman." We laugh hard, the first honest sound I make that afternoon, or in many days, each of us feeling the ravages of experience, our debt to enduring. We are not to be fucked with. We rule. Even as we age and help our children push past us, as we worry about the estimate for the roof, forget things we meant to do, regard our widening bodies, we rule. We've returned again and again to our original selves for another look; we have refined our purpose. Changes we thought we'd been resisting have anyway been wrought, and they have made us unbreakable. — Susanna Sonnenberg
Laugh Hard Sayings By Bey Deckard: Eventually, there was a small grunt of assent from Tom, and he curled his warm Eventually, there was a small grunt of assent from Tom, and he curled his warm body behind Baltsaros's. With a gentle hand, he carefully manoeuvred Baltsaros into a suitable position so he could penetrate him. Though he couldn't see Tom, the captain could tell how apprehensive he was. The captain had to laugh. "I'm not made of glass," he said, opening his eyes. Jon's cheek dimpled in the briefest of smiles. Tom mumbled something against his skin; though he didn't catch what it was, it sounded like either a prayer or a curse. Or, he thought with a smile, it could be both. However, his levity was broken a moment later when Tom's cockhead pushed hard against his opening and began to slide tight into his body. — Bey Deckard
Laugh Hard Sayings By Miranda Kenneally: Shut up!" Henry says, "You're going to wake up Jerry Rice.""Jerry Rice?" Carter says, covering Shut up!" Henry says, "You're going to wake up Jerry Rice."
"Jerry Rice?" Carter says, covering his mouth with a hand. I don't think I've ever seen Carter laugh so hard.
"Carter, would you like to be the godfather?" Henry asks. "You know, in case anything happens to me and Woods this week?"
"Charming," Carter says. "I'd be honored. Does JJ get to be godmother?"
"Obviously," I say.
"Can I hold Jerry Rice?" JJ asks. "He's so cute."
"No way, man," I reply. "I don't want to wake that thing up before practice. We'll be late if we have to feed it."
"What does it eat?" Carter asks.
"I have to breast-feed, cause I'm the mom," Henry says, continuing to push the stroller toward the locker room.
"Actually," I say, "It eats a metal rod, made out of, like, lead. So basically, we're learning how to poison babies."
"Radical," JJ says as we approach the gym, — Miranda Kenneally
Laugh Hard Sayings By Anonymous: There is a story of a hummingbird who lives in a beautiful forest. One day There is a story of a hummingbird who lives in a beautiful forest. One day that forest goes up in flames. All the animals watch on in dismay as flames destroy their home. Only the tiny hummingbird tries to stop the fire. Backwards and forwards he flies, with drop after drop of precious water. Feeling helpless, the elephant with his big trunk and the giraffe with his long neck watch the flames in dismay. They stand and do nothing. The hummingbird continues in vain and the animals start to laugh. They laugh at how small he is and how hard he is trying to save the forest that he loves. "What are you doing?" they ask him, "You can't save the forest." He stops, just for a second, to look at all the hopeless animals. He knows that he cannot save the forest but it doesn't matter. "I'm doing the best that I can," he says. — Anonymous
Laugh Hard Sayings By Kasie West: I threw the baseball I held after all. Not hard and it didn't even hit I threw the baseball I held after all. Not hard and it didn't even hit him but it almost did.
His eyes went wide with surprise.
"So you weren't really offering me a target?"
He gave a small laugh. "I didn't think you'd take me up on it. — Kasie West
Laugh Hard Sayings By Rob Schneider: I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow. — Rob Schneider
Laugh Hard Sayings By Kristen Ashley: We ate all of this in front of Tack's huge, flat-screen TV in the living We ate all of this in front of Tack's huge, flat-screen TV in the living room where I was treated to a marathon of Storage Wars. Seeing as I didn't watch TV, I'd never heard of this program. But by the second episode I was hooked. I declared that I thought Brandi and Jarrod were "adorable" together, which for some reason he didn't explain made Rush laugh so hard I thought he would bust a gut. Rush might find that funny but I decided I was going to start dressing like Brandi. She always looked the shit. I also shared that Dave was my favorite "character" to which Tabby told me with grave seriousness, "But, Tyra, he's the bad guy. — Kristen Ashley
Laugh Hard Sayings By Willie Robertson: My advice is: Don't take yourself too seriously, laugh a lot, enjoy your time with My advice is: Don't take yourself too seriously, laugh a lot, enjoy your time with family, and appreciate the unique talents of others. Trust in God, love your neighbor, say you're sorry, forgive, and work hard. — Willie Robertson
Laugh Hard Sayings By Alia Shawkat: We don't have a laugh track, which helped Seinfeld a lot, and did kind of We don't have a laugh track, which helped Seinfeld a lot, and did kind of tell people when to laugh. It just made it a lot easier. Our show doesn't have that, so it's hard for Middle America to catch on. — Alia Shawkat
Laugh Hard Sayings By Kirstin Cronn-Mills: Those who laugh loud also cry hard. (153) Those who laugh loud also cry hard. (153) — Kirstin Cronn-Mills
Laugh Hard Sayings By Poppet: With a laugh exposing a kissable mouth and perfect teeth, he glances my way again, With a laugh exposing a kissable mouth and perfect teeth, he glances my way again, his entire demeanor tensing for a second, those dark eyes finally promising more.
They haven't just licked me, they've broken my legs, turned my hips inside out, and sucked my nipples so hard I swear to god they are no longer on my body. — Poppet
Laugh Hard Sayings By Emery Lord: In the moments when I feel like being truly happy is an impossible puzzle, one In the moments when I feel like being truly happy is an impossible puzzle, one I'm not meant to figure out, if you have a best friend you can laugh with and a few good songs you're more than halfway there. — Emery Lord
Laugh Hard Sayings By Jo Brand: I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are very hard to organise but yes, I've known Doon for years and John as well but I hadn't met Will before, and he turned out to be a good laugh. — Jo Brand
Laugh Hard Sayings By Rachel Bertsche: Being the only stranger at dinner with a group of girls who are already close Being the only stranger at dinner with a group of girls who are already close friends doesn't sound appealing at all. I'll have to pretend to laugh at stories I don't get about people I don't know. I'll probably stuff my face just to have something to do while they all gab about their ninth-grade English teacher or some other inside joke that makes me feel like an outsider. It's hard to know how to behave in those situations. You can jump right in, asking "Who?" and "Where was this?" or you can sit back and let them have their laughs. I almost always opt for the latter, sometimes to my detriment. What I think is letting them have their fun, they might takes as she-thinks-she's-too-cool. — Rachel Bertsche
Laugh Hard Sayings By Helen Oyeyemi: The wooden devil got a good laugh out of the ones who passed by, though. The wooden devil got a good laugh out of the ones who passed by, though. They were so funny she couldn't even feel sorry for them. They tried so hard to keep track of time. Whenever they were together they couldn't let sixty of their minutes pass without asking each other what time it was; as if time was a volatile currency that they either possessed or did not possess, when in fact time was more of a fog that rose inexorably over all their words and deeds so that they were either forgotten or misremembered. — Helen Oyeyemi
Laugh Hard Sayings By Groucho Marx: If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx
Laugh Hard Sayings By Rene Denfeld: The warden always seems to know which book to bring. When the sun is gunslinger The warden always seems to know which book to bring. When the sun is gunslinger blue, the warden brings a western. When rain slates against the towers and the world has gone hopeless with gray, it is Bible stories. When the halls ring with the cries of riot and the bars of my own cell rattle with pain, the warden drops a soft book on the floor, solace in its pages: the collected poems of Walt Whitman. And oh, my favorites, like the tastes of childhood. Every few months the warden passes me The White Dawn, and for a few precious days I traverse the open heavens on hard-packed moonlit snow and see the blue splashing arctic lights, and I fill my belly with frozen seal meat and laugh with my Inuit friends. — Rene Denfeld
Laugh Hard Sayings By Pema Chodron: It's hard to know whether to laugh or to cry at the human predicament. Here It's hard to know whether to laugh or to cry at the human predicament. Here we are with so much wisdom and tenderness, and - without even knowing it - we cover it over to protect ourselves from insecurity. Although we have the potential to experience the freedom of a butterfly, we mysteriously prefer the small and fearful cocoon of ego. — Pema Chodron
Laugh Hard Sayings By Eve Langlais: What are you talking about? What was in those letters?" "First, let me ask you, What are you talking about? What was in those letters?" "First, let me ask you, did you get them?" Judging by the panicked look in his eyes, he had. "Did you even open them?" He didn't have to answer for her to guess. A bitter laugh erupted. "Nope. You didn't bother, did you? Just chucked them in the trash, just like you did me and your son." Nope, he didn't know, and she wondered if he'd remember seeing as how he hit the ground pretty hard. She didn't stick around to find out. — Eve Langlais
Laugh Hard Sayings By George Harrison: what would you call this haircut?"arthur. what would you call this haircut?"
arthur. — George Harrison