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He picks up the remote and turns his show back on. "This is the best part." He points at the TV and grins. I lift my feet, but he grabs them and holds tight. "Stay a few minutes. I missed you when you were gone." He grins at me again. My heart clenches. His fingers start that slow sweep up and down my foot again. I turn my head so I can watch the TV with him. He talks to the TV while the cook-off is going on, like Emilio does when he's watching sports. It makes me laugh. He looks at me, his brows raised. "Are you laughing at me?" He grabs my foot tightly and holds it, his other hand holding my middle toe. He gives it a tug and I squeal. "Let me go!" He laughs and tugs my toe until it pops. It doesn't hurt. But it's damn aggravating. "That's what you get when you mess with me," he taunts. ITammy Falkner Laughs And Sayings By Tammy Falkner: He picks up the remote and turns his show back on. "This is the best
She gets up, and I want to grab her and pull her to me. "I had better get to bed." She stretches, and I can see the little strip of skin between the bottom of her shirt and her jeans. I reach up and tug her shirt down. She covers her belly with her hand, like she wants to block my touch. She stares into my eyes. She doesn't say a word. "Can I kiss you yet?" I blurt out. God, you'd think I'd never seen a girl before. "No." She laughs. "Can I keep asking?" She nods.Tammy Falkner Laughs And Sayings By Tammy Falkner: She gets up, and I want to grab her and pull her to me. "I
So. Are you going to tell me where we're going?
Sure.
Yeah?
We're going to the most beautiful place in Paris, he says.
Cool, I say. I love that place.
He laughs and I decide to stop asking.
Jennifer Donnelly Laughs And Sayings By Jennifer Donnelly: So. Are you going to tell me where we're going?Sure.Yeah?We're going to the most beautiful
And usually I'm not watching the screen. I'm kind of sitting and looking off to the side, spying on people to see what they react to' cause it's - as Joe Ranft used to say, you know, animation is like telling a joke and waiting for three years to see if anyone laughsPete Docter Laughs And Sayings By Pete Docter: And usually I'm not watching the screen. I'm kind of sitting and looking off to
I shake my head subtly and respond to Bailey, who's looking at me expectantly. "I'm not going out."
She laughs; it's the most beautiful noise I've ever heard. I don't think I've ever heard her laugh properly like that. My mouth drops open slightly before I pull myself back together. She pretends to wipe her eyes and grabs hold of my hand again, pulling me through the open door. "It's adorable you think you have a choice.
Dannielle Wicks Laughs And Sayings By Dannielle Wicks: I shake my head subtly and respond to Bailey, who's looking at me expectantly. "I'm
I performed after 9/11 for relief workers down by Ground Zero. There were these men just coming back, and they were voraciously hungry. They were heroes, pulling rubble, and I was a new comic trying to go blue just so I could get some laughs.Chelsea Peretti Laughs And Sayings By Chelsea Peretti: I performed after 9/11 for relief workers down by Ground Zero. There were these men
Because I swear to you, sometimes the nastiest shit happens behind the prettiest doors, while everyone laughs and smiles and pretends everything's okay.Joanna Wylde Laughs And Sayings By Joanna Wylde: Because I swear to you, sometimes the nastiest shit happens behind the prettiest doors, while
To my relief, Laura laughs. "It's the same everywhere. Most lesbian bars in Chicago closed years ago. And that's in a city of almost three million. Gay bars aplenty, though I hear their number is dwindling as well, but lesbian bars just can't seem to stay afloat." "It's because we're cheap dates." "And there's too much on television." "And the cat isn't going to feed itself," I add, enjoying this moment so much because it tells me we are still friends. The awkwardness of having asked Laura on a date has passed.Harper Bliss Laughs And Sayings By Harper Bliss: To my relief, Laura laughs. "It's the same everywhere. Most lesbian bars in Chicago closed
Jemmy won't get to go to Disneyland - but he'll have that. A family that laughs - and millions of little lights in the trees.Diana Gabaldon Laughs And Sayings By Diana Gabaldon: Jemmy won't get to go to Disneyland - but he'll have that. A family that
Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards, and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.Garrison Keillor Laughs And Sayings By Garrison Keillor: Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards, and
And now we celebrate, in victory bound,
The feast of feasts:
Friend Zarathustra came, the guest of guests!
Now laughs the world, the ancient curtain's torn,
And light and darkness wedded are as one ...
Friedrich Nietzsche Laughs And Sayings By Friedrich Nietzsche: And now we celebrate, in victory bound, The feast of feasts:Friend Zarathustra came, the guest
I felt at some point that I had nothing to lose, and [laughs] maybe I was wrong. I think, you know, there's always these little autobiographical secrets behind things. I think I was really attacking my earlier self, and this kind of pretentious figure.Billy Collins Laughs And Sayings By Billy Collins: I felt at some point that I had nothing to lose, and [laughs] maybe I
I enjoy reading books like that because it's not at all the life I lead. It's completely different than any situation I'll ever be in, thank God. But I get entertainment out of it. Because as much as I like to read about a guy telling a girl she's so, so wet for him ... if anyone ever said that to me during sex, I wouldn't be turned on by it. I would be terrified I accidentally peed on myself.'
Ben laughs.
'And if you and I were having sex and you told me you owned me, I would literally crawl out from under you, put on my clothes, walk out of your house, and go puke in your front yard.
Colleen Hoover Laughs And Sayings By Colleen Hoover: I enjoy reading books like that because it's not at all the life I lead.
All right," I tell Gray, "you make an admirable lasagna. It's not as good as my mom's, but it will do."

"Don't kill me with praise now." Gray laughs then shakes his head. "I'm not trying to beat your Italian momma in a lasagna cook-off, Jones. That's just crazy talk." His brows waggle. "But I accept the compliment."

Drew snorts. The sound sudden and harsh. "'Jones'?" Jones is his nickname for me. But I hadn't thought he'd be territorial. He levels a look at Gray, and my chest grows tight. "And here I thought you didn't like my girl.
Kristen Callihan Laughs And Sayings By Kristen Callihan: All right," I tell Gray, "you make an admirable lasagna. It's not as good as
So you just kill people for power."
"As do you."
"How dare you-"
He laughs, loud. "You're free to lie to yourself, if it makes you feel better."
"I am not lying-"
"Why did it take you so long to break your connection with Jenkins?"
My mouth freezes in place.
"Why didn't you fight back right away? Why did you allow him to touch for as long as he did?"
My hands have begun to shake and I grip them, hard.
"You don't know anything about me."
"And yet you claim to know me so well."
I clench my jaw, not trusting myself to speak.
"At least I'm honest," he adds.
"You just agreed you're a liar!"
He raises his eyebrows. "At least I'm honest about being a liar.
Tahereh Mafi Laughs And Sayings By Tahereh Mafi: So you just kill people for power.""As do you.""How dare you-"He laughs, loud. "You're free
To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*Thom Yorke Laughs And Sayings By Thom Yorke: To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth.
There are three things you should know about me, love." He steps forward.
"The first," he says, "is that I hate my father more than you might ever be capable of understanding."
He clears his throat.
"Second, is that I am an unapologetically selfish person, who, in almost every situation, makes decisions based entirely on self-interest. And third." A pause as he looks down. Laughs a little.
"I never had any intention of using you as a weapon.
Tahereh Mafi Laughs And Sayings By Tahereh Mafi: There are three things you should know about me, love." He steps forward."The first," he
I would sink into the relief I felt from having friends like these girls. Smart. Patient. Good daughters and sisters. That's who I ran with. That being said, I still went through the young-girl rites of passage, including being kicked out of the group. Almost every girl goes through this weird living nightmare, where you show up at school and realize people have grown to hate you overnight. It's a Twilight Zone moment when you can't figure out what is real. It is a group mind-fuck of the highest kind, and it makes or breaks you. I got through it by keeping my head down, and a few weeks passed and all the girls liked me again. We all pretended it never happened. There should be manuals passed out to teach girls how to handle that inevitable one-week stretch when up is down and the best friend who just slept over at your house suddenly pulls your hair in front of everyone and laughs.Amy Poehler Laughs And Sayings By Amy Poehler: I would sink into the relief I felt from having friends like these girls. Smart.
Strike knew how deeply ingrained was the belief that the evil conceal their dangerous predilections for violence and domination. When they wear them like bangles for all to see, the gullible populace laughs, calls it a pose, or finds it strangely attractive.Robert Galbraith Laughs And Sayings By Robert Galbraith: Strike knew how deeply ingrained was the belief that the evil conceal their dangerous predilections
Life laughs at predictions and introduces words where we imagined silences, and sudden returns when we thought we would never see each other again.Jose Saramago Laughs And Sayings By Jose Saramago: Life laughs at predictions and introduces words where we imagined silences, and sudden returns when
Xander wears a lazy smile - looks bored. As if he sensed me watching, his gaze cuts to me, the smile vanishing from his face. His dark eyes seize hold of me.
"Turn around."
My pulse jackknifes against my throat at the deep voice. I look back at Will.
His lips barely moved as he speaks. "Trust me. You don't want to be one of the girls Xander notices. It never goes well for them."
"I've hardly spoken to him. I don't think he - "
"I noticed you."
A dark thrill races through me. I wipe damp palms on my jeans.
He laughs then. Low and soft. An unhappy sound. "So, yeah. He noticed you." His lips twist. "Sorry about that.
Sophie Jordan Laughs And Sayings By Sophie Jordan: Xander wears a lazy smile - looks bored. As if he sensed me watching, his
They didn't give you a glass for that?" I ask, nodding at the soda can as I shake his hand. The old man laughs.
"They offered me one, but I declined. It's harder to spill on oneself from a can." Dr. Mann smiles and takes a careful sip.
Lauren Miller Laughs And Sayings By Lauren Miller: They didn't give you a glass for that?" I ask, nodding at the soda can
Felicity laughs and takes on the tone of a fashionable lady. Darling, the Bryn-Joneses have just done the most marvelous thing in their parlor with human blood. We simply must have ours done straightaway!Libba Bray Laughs And Sayings By Libba Bray: Felicity laughs and takes on the tone of a fashionable lady. Darling, the Bryn-Joneses have
The baby, a girl, is born at 6:24 a.m.
She weighs six pounds, ten ounces.
The mother takes the baby in her arms and asks her, "Who are you, my little one?"
And in response, this baby, who is Liz and not Liz at the same time, laughs.
Gabrielle Zevin Laughs And Sayings By Gabrielle Zevin: The baby, a girl, is born at 6:24 a.m. She weighs six pounds, ten ounces.
Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.Kahlil Gibran Laughs And Sayings By Kahlil Gibran: Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our
Trick." I say a little louder.
"Shhh, sleep baby." He mumbles. I laugh and smack his arm.
"Wake up. I can feel your morning wood." This gets his attention and he sits up, taking me with him. The arms wrapped around my middle graze my breasts as he shifts up and a tingle shoots straight between my legs.
"God, Caroline, I'm so ... " He stops, probably realizing that he doesn't have morning wood, "I don't have ... " He's actually pretty cute all sleepy. He laughs.
"I know but I couldn't figure out how else to get your attention." I shrug.
K. Larsen Laughs And Sayings By K. Larsen: Trick." I say a little louder."Shhh, sleep baby." He mumbles. I laugh and smack his
Craig Nelson who is an actor and is in a show called Coach in the United States. We began to do some improvisational stuff and we used to get laughs and things.Barry Levinson Laughs And Sayings By Barry Levinson: Craig Nelson who is an actor and is in a show called Coach in the
Also, Willie, I dig telling the truth. Words can be twisted but a photo never lies.
Sutton laughs.
What's funny? Photographer says.
Nothing. Except - that's pure horseshit kid. I can't think of anything that lies more than a photo. In fact every photo is a dirty stinking lie because it's a frozen moment - and time can't be frozen. Some of the biggest lies I've ever run across have been photos. Some of them were of me.
J.R. Moehringer Laughs And Sayings By J.R. Moehringer: Also, Willie, I dig telling the truth. Words can be twisted but a photo never
I'm getting older, so how people face grave circumstances is of interest to me. And you meet a lot of people who are very courageous, and it doesn't reek of something funny to write about, but I always think that the higher the stakes, the bigger the laughs can be, and the more emotional the scenes can be.Judd Apatow Laughs And Sayings By Judd Apatow: I'm getting older, so how people face grave circumstances is of interest to me. And
What is it that you ever wanted in life?
Who cares about you?
Who laughs with you?
Who shared your hopes and dreams?
To top it all, maybe just maybe,
When you are near your death,
All that you ever wanted is to ask forgiveness to whom you have sinned,
to tell them that they should take care of themselves, wish them to be safe, and to ask mercy from God to let you enter His Kingdom.
And barely wouldn't even care what will happen with your facebook account.
Well maybe we can start with start living simple
And could stop living like a pro,
Because nothing in this world is worth of value to the One up above.
Don't you know that none of us is born perfect,
And no one else will be?
The Eldest Laughs And Sayings By The Eldest: What is it that you ever wanted in life?Who cares about you?Who laughs with you?Who
How are you feeling Sweet Peach?" he enquires as he walks across to the chest of drawers, selects a pair of socks and pulls them on.
Sweet Peach? What the hell?
He's definitely gay ...
I shrug. "Er ... okay, I guess. I really don't remember much though. How did I get here ... and why am I wearing your t-shirt?" I ask hesitantly, afraid of the answer.
Hagen laughs nervously. "I brought you home when you couldn't tell me where you lived. And don't worry, you got changed all by yourself ... in the kitchen ... for like an hour.
Joanne McClean Laughs And Sayings By Joanne McClean: How are you feeling Sweet Peach?" he enquires as he walks across to the chest
It's like that old expression: "Men plan and god laughs." You sort of see that in the television world, where you have an idea where things are heading and you have a plan and sort of start off in that general direction, but you wind up taking all these side paths and whatnot - if you're lucky.Vince Gilligan Laughs And Sayings By Vince Gilligan: It's like that old expression: "Men plan and god laughs." You sort of see that
So I went home and I told my mom that I wanted to quit and be an actress and she said, "Huh, that sounds fascinating. It's wonderful!" [laughs] And I told my father and he literally said, "I don't care if you want to be an elephant trainer if it makes you happy."Gena Rowlands Laughs And Sayings By Gena Rowlands: So I went home and I told my mom that I wanted to quit and
Rosie laughs. She reaches around Silas's neck - he looks taller, older than normal - and twirls the hair at the nape of his neck around her fingers. His arms circle her waist protectively, one hand half hidden beneath her silk shirt as it rests on the tiny, smooth small of her back. Everything about them is silky and gleaming, all smooth skin and shiny hair and languid voices.Jackson Pearce Laughs And Sayings By Jackson Pearce: Rosie laughs. She reaches around Silas's neck - he looks taller, older than normal -
I think that the lady dies not because she leaves the tower for the outside world but because she lets herself float through the world pulled by the current after a dream.
Do you mean she should of paddled Cecily asks.
Miss Moore laughs. In a manner of speaking yes.
Ann stops drumming. But it wouldn't matter whether she paddled or not. She's cursed. No matter what she does she'll die.
And she'll die if she stays in the tower too. Perhaps not for a long time but she will die. We all will. Miss Moore says softly.
Libba Bray Laughs And Sayings By Libba Bray: I think that the lady dies not because she leaves the tower for the outside
One of the reasons I wanted to come back is I got sick of seeing really ugly pictures of myself in the tabloids. I got to the point where I'd look in the mirror and say: "Where'd she go? Because she's still in there." I knew she was still in there (she laughs) and it didn't take much to get her out.Linda Evangelista Laughs And Sayings By Linda Evangelista: One of the reasons I wanted to come back is I got sick of seeing
On the whole, we treat the Devil shamefully, and the worse we treat Him the more He laughs at us.Robertson Davies Laughs And Sayings By Robertson Davies: On the whole, we treat the Devil shamefully, and the worse we treat Him the
You allow the world to think you're a heartless murderer," I tell him. "And you're not."
He laughs, once; his eyebrows lifting in surprise. "No," he says. "I'm afraid I'm just the regular kind of murderer.
Tahereh Mafi Laughs And Sayings By Tahereh Mafi: You allow the world to think you're a heartless murderer," I tell him. "And you're
I live in a constant endeavor to fence against the infirmities of ill health, and other evils of life, by mirth; being firmly persuaded that every time a man smiles, but much more when he laughs, it adds some thing to his fragment of life.Laurence Sterne Laughs And Sayings By Laurence Sterne: I live in a constant endeavor to fence against the infirmities of ill health, and
Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox Laughs And Sayings By Ella Wheeler Wilcox: Laugh, and the world laughs with you;Weep, and you weep alone;For the sad old earth
The mocker will not have the last laugh. You see, dancing on the grave of an extinguished Christianity is farcical at best. Because the grave is empty. And the one who knows the way out of the grave sits in the heavens and laughs.Ravi Zacharias Laughs And Sayings By Ravi Zacharias: The mocker will not have the last laugh. You see, dancing on the grave of
We laugh. Bec stares at us uncertainly, then joins in. She sounds a bit like Bill-E when she laughs, and for a few happy moments it's as if me, my brother and uncle are together again, relaxing in Dervish's study, sharing a joke, not a care in the world.Darren Shan Laughs And Sayings By Darren Shan: We laugh. Bec stares at us uncertainly, then joins in. She sounds a bit like
He laughs a little, but there's something in his voice that sounds almost reverent.
'You never know what will last.'
He said that earlier, about accidents, about never knowing which one is just a kink in the road and which ones is a fork, about never knowing your life is changing until it's already happened.
'I think sometimes you do know,' I say, my voice filling with emotion.
Gayle Forman Laughs And Sayings By Gayle Forman: He laughs a little, but there's something in his voice that sounds almost reverent.'You never
Whenever I organize or participate in public protest I get really worried that it will just suck, be really small, embarrassing, and the media will laugh at me. Oftentimes, it is really small and most of the time the media laughs at us.Rachel Corrie Laughs And Sayings By Rachel Corrie: Whenever I organize or participate in public protest I get really worried that it will
No matter where they are or who they're with, dogs are incapable of being anything but themselves. Show me a dog that puts on airs or laughs politely at an unfunny joke and I'll show you a human in a dog costume, possibly one owned and licensed by the Walt Disney Company.Meghan Daum Laughs And Sayings By Meghan Daum: No matter where they are or who they're with, dogs are incapable of being anything
Squared my shoulders. "Release the Kraken!" Several sets of eyes settled on me. "What?" I gave a lopsided shrug. "I've always wanted to yell that since I saw that movie. Seemed like the perfect moment." Aiden laughed. "See! That's why I love him," I told the group. "He laughs at the stupid crap that comes out of my mouth." In response, Aiden leaned over and pressed his lips against my temple. "Keep talking about loving me," he murmured, "and we're going to scar some of these guys for life." IJennifer L. Armentrout Laughs And Sayings By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Squared my shoulders. "Release the Kraken!" Several sets of eyes settled on me. "What?" I
You hurt me, I want to say. You're my best friend. The one who's supposed to tell me I'd be the best boyfriend in the world and that any girl would be lucky to have me, not the one who laughs outright at the thought that I might need someone to love.Lauren Layne Laughs And Sayings By Lauren Layne: You hurt me, I want to say. You're my best friend. The one who's supposed
Standing alone at the railing is Four. Though he's not an initiate anymore, most of the Dauntless use this day to come together with their families. Either his family doesn't like to come together, or he wasn't originally a Dauntless. Which faction could he have come from? "There's one of my instructors." I lean closer to say. "He's kind of intimidating." "He's handsome," she says. I find myself nodding without thinking. She laughs and lifts her arm from my shoulders. I want to steer her away from him, but just as I'm about to suggest that we go somewhere else, he looks over his shoulder. His eyes widen at the sight of my mother. She offers him her hand. "Hello. My name is Natalie," she says. "I'm Beatrice's mother." I have never seen my mother shake hands with someone. Four eases his hand into hers, looking stiff, and shakes it twice. The gesture looks unnatural for both of them. No, Four was not originally Dauntless if he doesn't shake hands easily.Veronica Roth Laughs And Sayings By Veronica Roth: Standing alone at the railing is Four. Though he's not an initiate anymore, most of
I didn't want to be criticized for taking low-quality photographs, so I tried to reach the best, highest quality of photography and then to combine this with a conceptual art practice. But thinking back, that was the wrong decision [laughs]. Developing a low-quality aesthetic is a sign of serious fine art-I still see this.Hiroshi Sugimoto Laughs And Sayings By Hiroshi Sugimoto: I didn't want to be criticized for taking low-quality photographs, so I tried to reach
I believe that a perfect house is like a perfect person; no one really wants to be around them and everyone secretly hates them. Be the weird person. Be the interesting person, the person that sometimes says inappropriate things or laughs too loud at jokes, and have your home reflect who you are.Emily Henderson Laughs And Sayings By Emily Henderson: I believe that a perfect house is like a perfect person; no one really wants
When I began doing theatre in high school I saw that I could get laughs from people but I didn't really connect that to going on and becoming a comedian. I was interested in acting and while I was at Boston College I was part of an improv group, Mother's Fleabag, which had a long history and has been known as one of the best college improvisation groups in the U.S.Amy Poehler Laughs And Sayings By Amy Poehler: When I began doing theatre in high school I saw that I could get laughs
Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are. And the more you wage war.Jonathan Safran Foer Laughs And Sayings By Jonathan Safran Foer: Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with
And God 'sits in the heavens and laughs' at the proud who pretend to be more than they are.Gabriel Fackre Laughs And Sayings By Gabriel Fackre: And God 'sits in the heavens and laughs' at the proud who pretend to be
Why in the hell is she still taking off my clothes? Oh, my God! Maggie wants to rape me! I slap at her hand and she grips my wrist. "Sydney!" She laughs. "You're covered in puke. I'm trying to help you.Colleen Hoover Laughs And Sayings By Colleen Hoover: Why in the hell is she still taking off my clothes? Oh, my God! Maggie
Wesley Crusher: Say goodbye, Data.
Lt. Cmdr. Data: Goodbye, Data.
[crew laughs]
Lt. Cmdr. Data: Was that funny?
Wesley Crusher: [laughs]
Lt. Cmdr. Data: Accessing. Ah! Burns and Allen, Roxy Theater, New York City, 1932. It still works.
[pauses]
Lt. Cmdr. Data: Then there was the one about the girl in the nudist colony, that nothing looked good on?
Lieutenant Worf: We're ready to get under way, sir.
Lt. Cmdr. Data: Take my Worf, please.
Commander William T. Riker: [to Captain Picard] Warp speed, sir?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Please.
Star Trek The Next Generation Laughs And Sayings By Star Trek The Next Generation: Wesley Crusher: Say goodbye, Data. Lt. Cmdr. Data: Goodbye, Data. [crew laughs] Lt. Cmdr. Data:
She laughs outright. And I love the sound. Makes me think of tickling her. In bed. While she's naked. Lying on top of me.M. Leighton Laughs And Sayings By M. Leighton: She laughs outright. And I love the sound. Makes me think of tickling her. In
Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking
Can't we give ourselves one more chance
Why can't we give love that one more chance
Why can't we give love
Cause love's such an old fashioned word
and love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves
Under pressure
Queen Elizabeth II Laughs And Sayings By Queen Elizabeth II: Insanity laughs under pressure we're crackingCan't we give ourselves one more chanceWhy can't we give
Laugh not too much; the witty man laughs least: For wit is news only to ignorance. Lesse at thine own things laugh; lest in the jest Thy person share, and the conceit advance.George Herbert Laughs And Sayings By George Herbert: Laugh not too much; the witty man laughs least: For wit is news only to
I think what it is is, if you're in school and you're not that bright or good-looking or popular or whatever, and one day you say something and someone laughs, well, you sort of grab onto it, don't you? You think, well I run funny and I've got this stupid big face and big thighs and no-one fancies me, but at least I can make people laugh. And it's such a nice feeling, making someone laugh, that maybe you get a bit reliant on it. Like, if you;re not funny then you're not ... anythingDavid Nicholls Laughs And Sayings By David Nicholls: I think what it is is, if you're in school and you're not that bright
Hearing this, the woman skooched her legs around each other, jingled her bells, leaned toward Everett till their shoulders touched, and laughed and squirmed the sorts of laughs and squirms that Jehovah may have witnessed on the day He created misogyny. The Cosmos kept its balance, though, because Everett was meanwhile leering the sort of testicular leer that Kali may well have had in mind when She inspired Man to create asbestos, carcinogenic beer, and the trenches in World War I.David James Duncan Laughs And Sayings By David James Duncan: Hearing this, the woman skooched her legs around each other, jingled her bells, leaned toward
The comedies are not a million laughs on the set. Its business and the dramas are business as well, really. When I'm writing it I struggle more with drama because I started out in comedy.Woody Allen Laughs And Sayings By Woody Allen: The comedies are not a million laughs on the set. Its business and the dramas
I've had a wonderful time in 'Foyle's War' and I don't mind being typecast. But I'm not prim. I'm chaotic, happy, and desperate to have some laughs. I'd love to do a comedy next, or something modern.Honeysuckle Weeks Laughs And Sayings By Honeysuckle Weeks: I've had a wonderful time in 'Foyle's War' and I don't mind being typecast. But
I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.Lauren Gardner Laughs And Sayings By Lauren Gardner: I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets
'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn't mean that they are a harmless little bunny.Colin Hanks Laughs And Sayings By Colin Hanks: 'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I
What about your funeral, eh?" She asks. "You mean the one that is never going to happen ever because I am going to gather the seven Dragonballs and wish for eternal life?" She laughs. "Yeah, that one. What'd you want for it?" I muse it over for all of six and a half seconds. "Makeouts. Naked dancing. Maybe a cake.Sara Wolf Laughs And Sayings By Sara Wolf: What about your funeral, eh?" She asks. "You mean the one that is never going
I had an old band in Scandinavia, the beginning of Mercyful Fate, so it reminds me of my roots as a teenager. We used to play songs like Grinder and all that. It's really like being a teenager again. (Laughs)Yenz Leonhardt Laughs And Sayings By Yenz Leonhardt: I had an old band in Scandinavia, the beginning of Mercyful Fate, so it reminds
Everything about her is beautiful to me. Even when she's scowling, when she's angry and full of hate. She's beautiful when she cries, when she's in the throes of grief. She's beautiful when she smiles, when she laughs at me. But she's the most beautiful when she's doing nothing. When she thinks nobody's looking, when she thinks she's alone.J.M. Darhower Laughs And Sayings By J.M. Darhower: Everything about her is beautiful to me. Even when she's scowling, when she's angry and
The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute', I'll say thank you, but I appreciate it much more when the other one says 'you make me laugh so much'.Michael J. Fox Laughs And Sayings By Michael J. Fox: The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to
Nick leans down and kisses my eyelids. "Loving you, Zara, is a full-time job. It's a great job, don't get me wrong. It's the best job in the universe. But it is not easy, because you tend to . . ."
"Get hurt?" Betty suggests. "Find trouble? Pass out? Break arms?"
"All of the above." Nick laughs.
My hand finds Nick's wrist and I grab onto its thickness. "You know, I'm the patient here. Where's the bedside manner? Where's the sympathy?"
"Zara, sympathy is just a good excuse to buy greeting cards and make sorry eyes and secretly gloat over how glad you are that you aren't the person whose crap is hanging out there for the world to see," Betty says.
Carrie Jones Laughs And Sayings By Carrie Jones: Nick leans down and kisses my eyelids. "Loving you, Zara, is a full-time job. It's
I didn't expect to see you again so soon."

"And now you've assigned me a new job." I wrinkle my forehead. "'Our friends in the library'?"

He laughs. "The Resurgandi, of course. Everyone's got a silly nickname for them, and that's my father's."

"That footman can't have believed it," I say. "He's gossiping with the other servants right now."

"Oh, but I think he will believe it. There's talk of inducting me, since I did so well at university, and you know how they cloak all their goings-on in secretive mummery. Oaths and hand signs and the like. Keeps them occupied, I suppose.
Rosamund Hodge Laughs And Sayings By Rosamund Hodge: I didn't expect to see you again so soon.""And now you've assigned me a new
Who said anything about sleeping? I'm talking about sex. Good sex. Lots of it."
That puts a flush on her pretty cheeks and she laughs. "I don't want to have sex with you."
I pat her hand. "Now you're just being silly. The cat-and-mouse game can be tantalizing, but it's not necessary." My voice drops to a whisper. "I'm a sure thing.
Emma Chase Laughs And Sayings By Emma Chase: Who said anything about sleeping? I'm talking about sex. Good sex. Lots of it."That puts
I think I liked you better when you didn't speak," Pete says. Then he grins. I flip him the bird, and he flies at me, jumping on my back. He bounces up and down and leans over my shoulder so I can see his lips. "My feet are cold," he says, batting his golden lashes at me. "You should carry me the rest of the way." He's latched onto me like a koala. And he's fucking heavy. It's like carrying a load of bricks. But I hitch him up higher and start walking. Sam turns his back to Kit and bends down. "You look tired, Kit," he says. "Want a ride?" He waggles his eyebrows at her. She laughs and jumps onto his back. "I'm not sure I got the good end of this deal," I croak as we all walk along together.Tammy Falkner Laughs And Sayings By Tammy Falkner: I think I liked you better when you didn't speak," Pete says. Then he grins.
My roles in comedies from 'Austin Powers' to 'Tommy Boy' to 'Wayne's World,' were sort of comedic 'straight man' parts. My character on 'Parks & Recreation' is the comic relief in a comedy. To play a character that appears strictly for laughs is sort of new for me and really fun.Rob Lowe Laughs And Sayings By Rob Lowe: My roles in comedies from 'Austin Powers' to 'Tommy Boy' to 'Wayne's World,' were sort
My life is like an O Henry story ... the funniest girl in the world and the boy who never laughs.Rainbow Rowell Laughs And Sayings By Rainbow Rowell: My life is like an O Henry story ... the funniest girl in the world
Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross ... " He consulted Unfogging the Future. "That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' - sorry about that - but there's a thing that could be the sun ... hang on ... that means 'great happiness' ... so you're going to suffer but be very happy ... "
"You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me," said Ron, and they both had to stifle their laughs as Professor Trelawney gazed in their direction.
J.K. Rowling Laughs And Sayings By J.K. Rowling: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross ... " He consulted Unfogging the Future.
Evie is our beautiful, dark-haired, green-eyed child,' I say. I can hear the tremor in my voice. 'Like many seven-year-old girls, she's obsessed with princesses. We think she looks more like a fairy. She loves Lego and painting. She laughs easily. She has pretend tea parties in a tree in our garden and invites all her dolls. She wants to be an artist when she grows up. Please find her. Please bring her back to us. We miss her beyond measure. She is the love of our life.Sanjida Kay Laughs And Sayings By Sanjida Kay: Evie is our beautiful, dark-haired, green-eyed child,' I say. I can hear the tremor in
Friendship true is a vow of care.
A warm embrace when in despair.
A loving presence waiting there
to lift a heart, its burdens bear.

Friendship true is an earnest prayer.
A tongue of praise for one's welfare.
A smile 'mid laughs as light as air,
and thoughtfulness most kind and rare.
Richelle E. Goodrich Laughs And Sayings By Richelle E. Goodrich: Friendship true is a vow of care.A warm embrace when in despair.A loving presence waiting
I make comedies and I always try ... I don't try but I allow to have at least 5% of the jokes or have some jokes that I know will be understood by only about 5% of the audience. It's that guy in the corner who gets it and laughs. But he has to have his jokes too. That's part of my audience. Part of my audience is the people who will only get certain things.Alexander Payne Laughs And Sayings By Alexander Payne: I make comedies and I always try ... I don't try but I allow to
She laughs, and that's really all he wanted.Lauren Beukes Laughs And Sayings By Lauren Beukes: She laughs, and that's really all he wanted.
And people still laugh about as much as they ever did, despite their shrunken brains. If a bunch of them are lying around on a beach, and one of them farts, everybody else laughs and laughs, just as people would have done a million years ago.Kurt Vonnegut Laughs And Sayings By Kurt Vonnegut: And people still laugh about as much as they ever did, despite their shrunken brains.
Have you seen my daughter?"
"Daughter?" I'm the worst liar ever. I stare at Sarah's tall, imposing father and try to smile. "She's getting us a table?"
He narrows his gray eyes, and then tightens his mouth. "Is that a question or a statement?"
"Statement?" I'm so blowing this.
He exhales and nods. "Well, then. I guess I'll see you in the banquet room."
Harlin grins as Sarah's father walks away. "You are so subtle, Charlotte. Are you a ninja?"
"Shut up."
"I'm sure he didn't find that at all suspicious."
"Harlin!"
He laughs and kisses the top of my head. "I'll stop," he says. "But where is Sarah? You might want to find her before we sit down for chicken with that man. What will you say if he asks you to pass the mashed potatoes? Mashed potatoes?" Harlin finishes, imitating my voice.
Suzanne Young Laughs And Sayings By Suzanne Young: Have you seen my daughter?""Daughter?" I'm the worst liar ever. I stare at Sarah's tall,
She perks up and smiles. "Are you asking me out on a real, live date?"
I nod my head.
"Well, you suck at it, you know. You always have. Sometimes girls like to be asked and not told."
She's trying to play hard to get, which is pointless. I've already got her ... but I play her game anyway. I kneel down on the floor in front of her and look into her eyes. "Lake, will you do me the honor of accompanying me on a date tomorrow night? "
She leans back into the couch and looks away. "I don't know, I'm sort of busy," she says. "I'll check my schedule and let you know." She tries to look put out, but a smile breaks out on her face. She leans forward and hugs me, but I lose my balance and we end up in the floor. I roll her onto her back and she stares up at me and laughs. "Fine. Pick me up at seven.
Colleen Hoover Laughs And Sayings By Colleen Hoover: She perks up and smiles. "Are you asking me out on a real, live date?"I
Celia laughs and a curl of her hair falls across her cheek. Marco tentatively moves to brush it off her face, but before his fingers reach her, she pushes herself off the ledge, her silver gown a billowing cloud as she falls onto the pile of jewel-toned cushions.Erin Morgenstern Laughs And Sayings By Erin Morgenstern: Celia laughs and a curl of her hair falls across her cheek. Marco tentatively moves
Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner.Douglas Adams Laughs And Sayings By Douglas Adams: Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent
Man, I have absolutely zero ability into narrowing absolutely any of my favorites into just one, but I have to say, I gotta go between Undertaker and Triple H. Other than all the obvious reasons, but the biggest one for me, those are the only two guys, I could make a mistake and it would be okay. I could put the trust of the match, the story, and absolutely everything into their hands and let go of my control. I'm a control freak (laughs). Those are the only two guys I can let drive and take my hands off the steering wheel.Shawn Michaels Laughs And Sayings By Shawn Michaels: Man, I have absolutely zero ability into narrowing absolutely any of my favorites into just
You're such a mut!"
He laughs. "I'm a mut? Jesus, what you? Twelve? And don't throw insults at me. I wasn't the one perving on my hot body."
"I was not perving!" I cry with indignation.
"So, you admit I'm hot."
"I, what? No, I don't admit anything!"
He's laughing at me now.
Samantha Towle Laughs And Sayings By Samantha Towle: You're such a mut!"He laughs. "I'm a mut? Jesus, what you? Twelve? And don't throw
He laughs and stares up at the ceiling, as though a higher power changed his life path. Maybe fate, luck - or him. His choice. He took the risk.Krista Ritchie Laughs And Sayings By Krista Ritchie: He laughs and stares up at the ceiling, as though a higher power changed his
When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.George Gordon Byron Laughs And Sayings By George Gordon Byron: When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs
Or ... maybe I'm not going crazy. "Maybe I'm some sort of android-cyborg-clone-thing, and I'm just breaking down.
I'm not sure which way is worse.
Dad laughs. "You're not in your right mind, dear," he says. "No, no, no, you're not."
And then
- Silence.
Dad fades away. The reverie chair disappears.
There's just blackness. I remember then that I am in the reverie of something dead. Whatever that thing was, it was dead.
And, just as I'm starting to wonder if, perhaps, I have died, too, I see a light, far away in the corner of the dreamscape. The light isn't soft; it's not glowing. It crackles like silent lightning, burning with electricity, sparks flying out and fizzling in the dark.
I don't know why - it makes no sense, the way dreams often don't - but I want to touch the light.
So I do.
Beth Revis Laughs And Sayings By Beth Revis: Or ... maybe I'm not going crazy. "Maybe I'm some sort of android-cyborg-clone-thing, and I'm
Well, for that matter, I was also a good friend of Leonardo da Vinci, Botticelli, Francis Bacon, Albert Einstein, and John, Paul, George, and Ringo." He pauses, seeing the blank look on my face and groaning when he says, "Christ, Ever, the Beatles!" He shakes his head and laughs. "God, you make me feel old.Alyson Noel Laughs And Sayings By Alyson Noel: Well, for that matter, I was also a good friend of Leonardo da Vinci, Botticelli,
All my friends are funny, witty, fun-loving people. As are my parents, and the people I work with. I get at least a couple of good laughs in every day.Toks Olagundoye Laughs And Sayings By Toks Olagundoye: All my friends are funny, witty, fun-loving people. As are my parents, and the people
To take the simplest example: one man laughs, and another, who hears, becomes merry; or a man weeps, and another, who hears, feels sorrow. A man is excited or irritated, and another man, seeing him, comes to a similar state of mind. By his movements, or by the sounds of his voice, a man expresses courage and determination, or sadness and calmness, and this state of mind passes on to others. A man suffers, expressing his sufferings by groans and spasms, and this suffering transmits itself to other people; a man expresses his feeling of admiration, devotion, fear, respect, or love to certain objects, persons, or phenomena, and others are infected by the same feelings of admiration, devotion, fear, respect, or love to the same objects, persons, and phenomena.Leo Tolstoy Laughs And Sayings By Leo Tolstoy: To take the simplest example: one man laughs, and another, who hears, becomes merry; or
Sometimes being crazy is a demon. And sometimes the demon is me. And I visit quiet sidewalks and loud parties and dark movies, and a small demon looks out at the world with me. Sometimes it sleeps. Sometimes it plays. Sometimes it laughs with me. Sometimes it tries to kill me. But it's always with me. I suppose we're all possessed in some way. Some of us with dependence on pills or wine. Others through sex or gambling. Some of us through self-destruction or anger or fear. And some of us just carry around our tiny demon as he wreaks havoc in our mind, tearing open old dusty trunks of bad memories and leaving the remnants spread everywhere. Wearing the skins of people we've hurt. Wearing the skins of people we've loved. And sometimes, when it's worst, wearing our skins.Jenny Lawson Laughs And Sayings By Jenny Lawson: Sometimes being crazy is a demon. And sometimes the demon is me. And I visit
I'm not trying to be self-deprecating," I say, "I just don't get it. I'm younger. I'm not pretty. I - "
He laughs, a deep laugh that sounds like it came from deep inside him, and touches his lips to my temple.
"Don't pretend," I say breathily. "You know I'm not. I'm not ugly, but I am certainly not pretty."
"Fine. You're not pretty. So?" He kisses my cheek.
Veronica Roth Laughs And Sayings By Veronica Roth: I'm not trying to be self-deprecating," I say, "I just don't get it. I'm younger.
T is useless for you to build walls and dormitories and chapels and churches. Death looks through the window and laughs..Hermann Hesse Laughs And Sayings By Hermann Hesse: T is useless for you to build walls and dormitories and chapels and churches. Death
At the door to the locker room Dime asks [Ennis] to autograph his ball. Ennis rears back. He's chuckling but his eyes are wary.
'Why you want that? I'm just an old equipment hand, nobody cares about my autograph.'
'As far as I'm concerned you run the team,' Dime answers, so Ennis laughs and takes the Sharpie and signs his name to Dime's ball, and this will be the only autograph that Dime collects today.
Ben Fountain Laughs And Sayings By Ben Fountain: At the door to the locker room Dime asks [Ennis] to autograph his ball. Ennis
Love was first begot by Mirth and Peace, in Eden, when the world was young. The man oppressed with cares, he can not love; the man of gloom finds not the god. So, as youth, for the most part, has no cares, and knows no gloom, therefore, ever since time did begin, youth belongs to love. Love may end in grief and age, and pain and need, and all other modes of human mournfulness; but love begins in joy. Love's first sigh is never breathed, till after love hath laughed. Love laughs first, and then sighs after. Love has not hands, but cymbals; Love's mouth is chambered like a bugle, and the instinctive breathings of his life breathe jubilee notes of joy!Herman Melville Laughs And Sayings By Herman Melville: Love was first begot by Mirth and Peace, in Eden, when the world was young.
The dreams continue for over a month. Each reveals a new facet of her personality. One night, she is wild and unpredictable. The next, she is shy or giggly or coy. She laughs and growls and bites and sucks.Darynda Jones Laughs And Sayings By Darynda Jones: The dreams continue for over a month. Each reveals a new facet of her personality.
Comedy always works better when you're tracking the story and you care about the characters. That's why there's a lot of movies where there's not a ton of jokes, but you get huge laughs because there's a moment of relief.Andy Samberg Laughs And Sayings By Andy Samberg: Comedy always works better when you're tracking the story and you care about the characters.
There are flood and drought over the eyes and in the mouth, dead water and dead sand contending for the upper hand. The parched eviscerate soil gapes at the vanity of toil, laughs without mirth. This is the death of the earth.T. S. Eliot Laughs And Sayings By T. S. Eliot: There are flood and drought over the eyes and in the mouth, dead water and