Lawnmower Famous Quotes & Sayings

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36 Lawnmower Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Lawnmower Sayings By Simon John Cox: a ghost clown stalking you through your house with a lawnmower. a ghost clown stalking you through your house with a lawnmower. — Simon John Cox
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Lawnmower Sayings By Stephen King: She saw a man standing on her back porch stoop. And it was a man, She saw a man standing on her back porch stoop. And it was a man, not a lawnmower or a vacuum cleaner but an actual man. Luckily, she had time to register the fact that, although he wasn't Deputy Boeckman, he was also dressed in Castle County khaki. This saved her the embarrassment of screaming like Jamie Lee Curtis in a Halloween movie. — Stephen King
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Lawnmower Sayings By Christopher Morley: Even the most innocent of men's affairs seem doomed to cause suffering. Pushing the lawnmower Even the most innocent of men's affairs seem doomed to cause suffering. Pushing the lawnmower through tall wet grass, and enjoying the strong aroma of the morning, I found that the blades had cut a frog in half. I have not forgotten his eyes. — Christopher Morley
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Lawnmower Sayings By Kellan Lutz: I just loved going fast. So I started out with Alka-Seltzer and soda water in I just loved going fast. So I started out with Alka-Seltzer and soda water in a bottle and attached it to the skateboard. That didn't do much. I would try a leaf blower. I was searching for anything that would go fast. Then, the lawnmower engine. — Kellan Lutz
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Lawnmower Sayings By Renzo Rosso: We assumed the customers were smart and that they'll buy what they like, not what We assumed the customers were smart and that they'll buy what they like, not what the ads tell them to buy. — Renzo Rosso
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Lawnmower Sayings By Jen Lancaster: To be clear, I'm not opposed to apps; I just want them to be geared To be clear, I'm not opposed to apps; I just want them to be geared to my lifestyle. I don't need a virtual NASCAR racing app, but I'd certainly appreciate one that stopped my husband from plowing into the lawnmower every time he pulls into the garage. — Jen Lancaster
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Lawnmower Sayings By Bert V. Royal: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. — Bert V. Royal
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Lawnmower Sayings By Lena Dunham: My shape reminds me a lot of my grandmother, whom I was really close to. My shape reminds me a lot of my grandmother, whom I was really close to. She died when I was 13, and we have a really similar body type, the squat New England woman who can roll out dough and bring in your lawnmower. That's kind of the vibe of my body, and I'm into it. — Lena Dunham
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Lawnmower Sayings By John Piper: If a tornado twists at 175 miles an hour and stays on the ground like If a tornado twists at 175 miles an hour and stays on the ground like a massive lawnmower for 50 miles, God gave the command. — John Piper
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Lawnmower Sayings By Tiger Woods: I was living a life of a lie, I really was. I was living a life of a lie, I really was. — Tiger Woods
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Lawnmower Sayings By E. O. Wilson: On the lawn next to the sidewalk a fire ant colony is swarming. The ants On the lawn next to the sidewalk a fire ant colony is swarming. The ants are pouring out of a mound nest, here no more than an irregular pile of dirt partly flattened by the last pass of a lawnmower. Winged queens and males are taking off on their nuptial flight, protected by angry-looking workers that run up and down the grass blades and out onto the blistering-hot concrete of the sidewalk. The species is unmistakably Solenopsis geminata, the native fire ant. — E. O. Wilson
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Lawnmower Sayings By Chris Van Allsburg: Book lovers love books!" her mother announced. "There's romance about the books- even having them Book lovers love books!" her mother announced. "There's romance about the books- even having them seems to have a kind of excitement."
from Mr. Linden's Library by Walter Dean Myers — Chris Van Allsburg
Lawnmower Sayings By Melissa Landers: She had no idea what the future would hold for any of them, beyond possibilities She had no idea what the future would hold for any of them, beyond possibilities as infinite as the stars.

And really, that was enough. — Melissa Landers
Lawnmower Sayings By Ken Jennings: There were two problems with this idea. First, it led to crappy "virtual reality" movies There were two problems with this idea. First, it led to crappy "virtual reality" movies like Virtuosity and The Lawnmower Man. And second, in the long run, it turned out to be totally wrong. — Ken Jennings
Lawnmower Sayings By Robert A. Heinlein: If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement. — Robert A. Heinlein
Lawnmower Sayings By Stephen King: Who gets to be best-liked in any community? Who is the most trusted? Why, the Who gets to be best-liked in any community? Who is the most trusted? Why, the man who does the dirty job, of course, and does it with a smile. The man who does the job you couldn't bring yourself to do. — Stephen King
Lawnmower Sayings By Eric Morecambe: My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. — Eric Morecambe
Lawnmower Sayings By Kristen Ashley: Prettiest thing I've ever seen.""Gray,""In that getup, in your jeans and tees, in your bikini Prettiest thing I've ever seen."
"Gray,"
"In that getup, in your jeans and tees, in your bikini on the lawnmower, when I open my eyes in the morning and see you next to me, anytime I see you, that's what I think. First thing that comes to mind. Anytime. Every time. — Kristen Ashley
Lawnmower Sayings By Paula Poundstone: When a woman extends her hand for you to shake it, then you shake her When a woman extends her hand for you to shake it, then you shake her hand. You do not turn it up and kiss it. And it is just so creepy. Because, you know, I handed it at this angle. I handed it at the handshake angle and so I'm not giving it to you to do whatever you want with it. I'm not loaning it to you. It's like if somebody borrowed your lawnmower and you're assuming they're going to use it to mow their lawn. You don't want to find out later they put it in the ocean! — Paula Poundstone
Lawnmower Sayings By Terry Pratchett: In fact the Gods were as puzzled by all this as the wizards were, but In fact the Gods were as puzzled by all this as the wizards were, but they were powerless to do anything and in any case were engaged in an eons-old battle with the Ice Giants, who had refused to return the lawnmower. — Terry Pratchett
Lawnmower Sayings By Todd Skinner: You know your life is over when you own a lawnmower. You know your life is over when you own a lawnmower. — Todd Skinner
Lawnmower Sayings By Diana Gabaldon: When she was small, she would wake on summer mornings to hear the chatter of When she was small, she would wake on summer mornings to hear the chatter of her father's lawnmower underneath her window; his voice calling out in greeting to a neighbor. She had felt safe, protected, knowing he was there. More recently, she had waked at dawn and heard Jamie Fraser's voice, speaking in soft Gaelic to his horses outside, and had felt that same feeling return with a rush. No more, though. It — Diana Gabaldon
Lawnmower Sayings By Mikhail Kalashnikov: I would prefer to have invented a machine that people could use and that would I would prefer to have invented a machine that people could use and that would help farmers with their work - for example a lawnmower. — Mikhail Kalashnikov
Lawnmower Sayings By Jack Kerouac: Where'd you learn to do all these funny things?' he laughed. 'And you know I Where'd you learn to do all these funny things?' he laughed. 'And you know I say funny but there's sumpthin so durned sensible about 'em. Here I am killin myself drivin this rig back and forth from Ohio to L.A. and I make more money than you ever had in your whole life as a hobo, but you're the one who enjoys life and not only that but you do it without workin or a whole lot of money. Now who's smart, you or me?' And he had a nice home in Ohio with wife, daughter, Christmas tree, two cars, garage, lawn, lawnmower, but he couldn't enjoy any of it because he really wasn't free. — Jack Kerouac
Lawnmower Sayings By George Harrison: The only thing we really have to work at in this life is how to The only thing we really have to work at in this life is how to manifest love. — George Harrison
Lawnmower Sayings By Jarod Kintz: Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it may Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it may be said that I'm a leader - a leader of one with followers of none. — Jarod Kintz
Lawnmower Sayings By Ed Westwick: When I need to think of, like, a peaceful scene or something, I think of When I need to think of, like, a peaceful scene or something, I think of my back garden in summertime. And whenever I hear the lawnmower next door, I always think it's really peaceful. — Ed Westwick
Lawnmower Sayings By Jack Kerouac: And he had a nice home in Ohio with wife, daughter, Christmas tree, two cars, And he had a nice home in Ohio with wife, daughter, Christmas tree, two cars, garage, lawn, lawnmower, but he couldn't enjoy any of it because he really wasn't free. It was sadly true. — Jack Kerouac
Lawnmower Sayings By Terry Pratchett: No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it to tangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe in a shed [Which, no matter how carefully coiled, will always uncoil overnight and tie the lawnmower to the bicycles]. — Terry Pratchett
Lawnmower Sayings By Peter J Morris: Love Thy Neighbour! You never know when you might need your lawnmower back. Love Thy Neighbour! You never know when you might need your lawnmower back. — Peter J Morris
Lawnmower Sayings By Allan Savory: Almost all the knowledge required to produce more food than eroding soil is available today Almost all the knowledge required to produce more food than eroding soil is available today - we just need to use that knowledge within a holistic paradigm - managing agriculture holistically, forming the policies that undergird it holistically. — Allan Savory
Lawnmower Sayings By Julie Jaret: The lawnmower sounded like bottle caps in a blender. The lawnmower sounded like bottle caps in a blender. — Julie Jaret
Lawnmower Sayings By Ray Bradbury: God bless the lawn mower, he thought. Who was the fool who made January first God bless the lawn mower, he thought. Who was the fool who made January first New Year's Day? No, they should set a man to watch the grasses across a million Illinois, Ohio, and Iowa lawns, and on that morning when it was long enough for cutting, instead of ratchets and horns and yelling, there should be a great swelling symphony of lawn mowers reaping fresh grass upon the prairie lands. Instead of confetti and serpentine, people should throw grass spray at each other on the one day each year that really represents Beginning! — Ray Bradbury
Lawnmower Sayings By Tammara Webber: He'd better stay the hell away from you or I will whip out the lawnmower He'd better stay the hell away from you or I will whip out the lawnmower on his ass," she declared.

"That move's not for ass use," I joked — Tammara Webber
Lawnmower Sayings By Neil Gaiman: George Earnshawe regarded his wife with fond affection, and would have found her hatred of George Earnshawe regarded his wife with fond affection, and would have found her hatred of him astonishing. He thought of her in the same way, and with the same emotions,that he thought of anything that had been in the house for ten years and still worked well. The television, for example. Or the lawnmower. He thought it was love. — Neil Gaiman
Lawnmower Sayings By Homaro Cantu: From a very young age, I liked to take apart things. All of my Christmas From a very young age, I liked to take apart things. All of my Christmas gifts would wind up in a million pieces. I actually recall taking apart my dad's lawnmower three times to understand how combustible engines work. — Homaro Cantu