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Listed Sayings By Ben Fountain: But I am scared. Everybody's scared.""You know what I mean, like scared scared. Like coward But I am scared. Everybody's scared."
"You know what I mean, like scared scared. Like coward scared, like if you never went to begin with. But with everything you've done nobody's going to doubt you." Then she made a somewhat frantic speech about a website she found that listed how certain people had avoided Vietnam. Cheney, Four education deferments, then a hardship 3-A. Limbaugh,4-F thanks to a cyst on his ass. Pat Buchanan, 4-F. Newt Gingrich, grad school deferment. Karl Rove, did not serve. Bill O'Reilly, did not serve. John Ashcroft, did not serve. Bush, AWOL from the Air National Guard, with a check mark in the "do not volunteer" box as to service overseas.
"You see where I'm going with this?'
"Well, yeah."
"I'm just saying, those people want a war so bad, they can fight it themselves. Billy Lynn's done his part. — Ben Fountain
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Listed Sayings By William Empson: Proust has listed a great many reasons why it is impossible to be happy, but, Proust has listed a great many reasons why it is impossible to be happy, but, in the course of being happy, one finds it difficult to remember them. — William Empson
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Listed Sayings By Raymond Chandler: Lois Magic was not listed in the phone book. Lois Magic was not listed in the phone book. — Raymond Chandler
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Listed Sayings By Tony Horwitz: Seven severely depressed prisoners were listed as having died of nostalgia. Seven severely depressed prisoners were listed as having died of nostalgia. — Tony Horwitz
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Listed Sayings By Charon Lloyd-Roberts: Upon seeing the third and final table I realized that most of the people listed Upon seeing the third and final table I realized that most of the people listed would most likely be dead, or come out of these qualifying races with severed limbs of as Revaarn liked to say 'Loose a limb no problem, it'll be amputated and replaced with a robotic one. — Charon Lloyd-Roberts
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Listed Sayings By Francine Du Plessix Gray: Americans and their desire to be novelists, the American novel should be listed in medical Americans and their desire to be novelists, the American novel should be listed in medical dictionaries alongside Megalomania and Obsessional Neuroses. — Francine Du Plessix Gray
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Listed Sayings By Brigham Young: The Christian world, I discovered, was like the captain and crew of a vessel on The Christian world, I discovered, was like the captain and crew of a vessel on the ocean without a compass, and tossed to and fro whithersoever the wind listed to blow them. When the light came to me, I saw that all the so-called Christian world was grovelling in darkness — Brigham Young
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Listed Sayings By Annette J. Dunlea: Next, the cranky priest was waiting for Emily when she returned home and demanded to Next, the cranky priest was waiting for Emily when she returned home and demanded to hear her confession. Funnily, she omitted her great sex life and just listed cursing and disobeying her parents and asked for any other sins to be forgiven. The priest was a wise old owl and had a long chat with her afterwards. He had worked himself up into a fury and talked about immoral sex. He warned her that once a girl got a bad name her reputation was gone for ever and she was on a slippery slope to pregnancy and been hidden away in the Magdalene Laundries for the rest of her life.
Annette J. Dunlea
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Listed Sayings By Ken Auletta: An important reason Google is usually listed among the world's most trusted brands is that An important reason Google is usually listed among the world's most trusted brands is that it conveys a sense that the user comes first. — Ken Auletta
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Listed Sayings By Jodi Picoult: I can tell it's one of those places where they serve "precious" food - appetizers I can tell it's one of those places where they serve "precious" food - appetizers the size of a mushroom cap, unpronounceable ingredients listed for each menu item that make you wonder if someone sits around making these up: cod semen and wild-fennel pollen; beef cheeks, meringue grits, ash vinaigrette. — Jodi Picoult
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Listed Sayings By Nicole Krauss: I walked down my snow covered street. Out of habit I turned and checked for I walked down my snow covered street. Out of habit I turned and checked for my footsteps. When I arrived at my building I looked for my name on the buzzers. And because I know that sometimes I see things that aren't there, after dinner I called Information to ask if I was listed.(25) — Nicole Krauss
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Listed Sayings By Alan Bennett: An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail , listed according to Hard Left, Soft An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail , listed according to Hard Left, Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre. — Alan Bennett
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Listed Sayings By James Keller: A psychologist once asked a group of college students to jot down, in thirty seconds, A psychologist once asked a group of college students to jot down, in thirty seconds, the initials of the people they disliked. Some of the students taking the test could think of only one person. Others listed as many as fourteen. The interesting fact that came out of this bit of research was this: Those who disliked the largest number were themselves the most widely disliked. When we find ourselves continually disliking others, we ought to bring ourselves up short and ask ourselves the question: "What is wrong with me." — James Keller
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Listed Sayings By Anonymous: Obviously the way to keep a husband and wife happily married is for each of Obviously the way to keep a husband and wife happily married is for each of them to meet the needs that are most important to the other. But when I conducted all these interviews, I discovered the reason this is such a difficult assignment. Nearly every time I asked couples to list their needs according to their priority, men listed them one way and women the opposite way. Of the ten basic emotional needs, the five listed as most important by men were usually the five least important for women, and vice versa. — Anonymous
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Listed Sayings By Thomas L. Friedman: Historically, noted James Manyika, one of the authors of the McKinsey report, companies kept their Historically, noted James Manyika, one of the authors of the McKinsey report, companies kept their eyes on competitors "who looked like them, were in their sector and in their geography." Not anymore. Google started as a search engine and is now also becoming a car company and a home energy management system. Apple is a computer manufacturer that is now the biggest music seller and is also going into the car business, but in the meantime, with Apple Pay, it's also becoming a bank. Amazon, a retailer, came out of nowhere to steal a march on both IBM and HP in cloud computing. Ten years ago neither company would have listed Amazon as a competitor. But Amazon needed more cloud computing power to run its own business and then decided that cloud computing was a business! And now Amazon is also a Hollywood studio. — Thomas L. Friedman
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Listed Sayings By Isobelle Carmody: I wrote my first full book when I was fourteen, and that was 'Obernewtyn.' It I wrote my first full book when I was fourteen, and that was 'Obernewtyn.' It was also the first book I had published. It was accepted by the first publisher I sent it to, and it was short listed for Children's Book of the Year in the older readers category in Australia. — Isobelle Carmody
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Listed Sayings By Irene Hannon: As she'd hoped, the two of them were the sole occupants of this stretch of As she'd hoped, the two of them were the sole occupants of this stretch of windswept beach. Sipping the steaming liquid, she let the familiar peace seep into her soul. The cerulean water sparkled in the morning sun, as if sprinkled with diamonds, and she drew in a cleansing breath of the tangy salt air. She watched a sandpiper play tag with the surf. Listed to the caw of a gull high overhead and the muted thunder of the breaking waves. Felt the breeze caress her cheek. — Irene Hannon
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Listed Sayings By John D. MacDonald: I could have listed maybe fifty possible reactions without coming close to the one I I could have listed maybe fifty possible reactions without coming close to the one I got. Her eyes dulled and her narrow nostrils flared wide and her mouth fell into sickness. She lost her posture and stood in an ugly way. — John D. MacDonald
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Listed Sayings By Lauren Oliver: Things weren't always as good as they are now. In school we learned that in Things weren't always as good as they are now. In school we learned that in the old days, the dark days, people didn't realize how deadly a disease love was.
For a long time they even viewed it as a good thing, something to be celebrated and pursued. Of course that's one of the reasons it's so dangerous: It affects your mind so that you cannot think clearly, or make rational decisions about your own well-being. (That's symptom number twelve, listed in the amor deliria nervosa section of the twelfth edition of The Safety, Health, and Happiness Handbook, or The Book of Shhh, as we call it.) Instead people back then named other diseases - stress, heart disease, anxiety, depression, hypertension, insomnia, bipolar disorder - never realizing that these were, in fact, only symptoms that in the majority of cases could be traced back to the effects of amor deliria nervosa. — Lauren Oliver
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Listed Sayings By Janet Flanner: She died with a knife in her hand in her kitchen, where she had cooked She died with a knife in her hand in her kitchen, where she had cooked for fifty years, and the death was solemnly listed in the newspaper as that of an artist. — Janet Flanner
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Listed Sayings By Mark Leibovich: At the brunch, I told her I had been in Alaska a few months earlier. At the brunch, I told her I had been in Alaska a few months earlier. And she opened her mouth wide in a look of genuine surprise, as if no one had ever gone to Alaska before. "Why didn't you look me up?" she said, again sounding sincere. I made a joke about not wanting to get shot. She made me promise to look her up in Wasilla next time. (How does one "look up" Sarah Palin in Alaska, anyway? Is she listed? Can we become texting buddies?) — Mark Leibovich
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Listed Sayings By Vin Scully: Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all? Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all? — Vin Scully
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Listed Sayings By Susan Beth Pfeffer: Matt looked up kids from his high school class. Only three were listed as dead, Matt looked up kids from his high school class. Only three were listed as dead, but a bunch were listed as missing/presumed dead. As a test, he looked us up, but none of our names were on any of the lists. And that's how we know we're alive this Memorial Day. — Susan Beth Pfeffer
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Listed Sayings By William T. Vollmann: Frank thought. Each time he became someone else's spy it got easier. The ideological virgin Frank thought. Each time he became someone else's spy it got easier. The ideological virgin usually finds his first time an excruciating experience, just as an amateur hiker, used to the straight-and-narrow freeway of nine-to-five reliability, looks askance at the boulder-strewn path of mercenary betrayal, winding on up into the clouds and down into terrible moraines. But after the first time, the pain and intimacy and guilt becomes a habit subject to check listed procedures; and to the professional, the politically promiscuous soul, all that matters is the craft itself, the right skitter and stab and swing of the hips, so that in the end you can laugh at the inevitability of your own violent death. Frank was now almost at that stage. — William T. Vollmann
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Listed Sayings By Michelle T. Bernard: Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient — Michelle T. Bernard
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Listed Sayings By Ray Bradbury: Each of the men I have listed seized a bit of the quicksilver of life, Each of the men I have listed seized a bit of the quicksilver of life, froze it for all time and turned, in the blaze of their creativity, to point at it and cry, "Isn't this good!" And it was good. — Ray Bradbury
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Listed Sayings By James A. Haught: Historian Larry Hise notes in his book Pro-Slavery that ministers 'wrote almost half of all Historian Larry Hise notes in his book Pro-Slavery that ministers 'wrote almost half of all defenses of slavery published in America.' He listed 275 men of the cloth who used the Bible to prove that white people were entitled to own black people as work animals. — James A. Haught
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Listed Sayings By Conan O'Brien: Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq — Conan O'Brien
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Listed Sayings By Kate Griffin: I spent the day with the pigeons, on a bench in Trafalgar Square, my bag I spent the day with the pigeons, on a bench in Trafalgar Square, my bag of belongings huddled to my chest in case someone thought of taking them, and a pile of breadcrumbs at my feet. I let the pigeons congregate around me ... Eventually a local warden came up to me and said , "Sir, we ask people not to feed the pigeons," with such an expression of civic determination that I pretense not to understand English. Instead, I listed my way through various "eh?" sounds until, having exhausted his two words of French and three of Spanish, he concluded that since I was neither nationality, I wasn't worth the bother. — Kate Griffin
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Listed Sayings By Pat Metheny: I have to admit that more and more lately, the whole idea of jazz as I have to admit that more and more lately, the whole idea of jazz as an idiom is one that I've completely rejected. I just don't see it as an idiomatic thing any more ... To me, if jazz is anything, it's a process, and maybe a verb, but it's not a thing. It's a form that demands that you bring to it things athat are valuable to you, that are personal to you. That, for me, is a pretty serious distinction that doesn't have anything to do with blues, or swing, or any of these other things that tend to be listed as essentials in order for music to be jazz with a capital J. — Pat Metheny
Listed Sayings By Harlan Coben: There was a Dana Phelps with a son named Brandon, but they didn't live on There was a Dana Phelps with a son named Brandon, but they didn't live on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. The Phelpses resided in a rather tony section of Greenwich, Connecticut. Brandon's father had been a big-time hedge fund manager. Beaucoup bucks. He died when he was forty-one. The obituary gave no cause of death. Kat looked for a charity - people often requested donations made to a heart disease or cancer or whatever cause - but there was nothing listed. — Harlan Coben
Listed Sayings By Angela Quarles: The door opened, held by the butler, and Lord Montagu swept into the room, his The door opened, held by the butler, and Lord Montagu swept into the room, his presence overwhelming the space. She could swear even the flowers in their vases perked up and listed in his direction. Honest to Pete. — Angela Quarles
Listed Sayings By Condoleezza Rice: Hamas is a little more than an enemy of the United States. Hamas, of course, Hamas is a little more than an enemy of the United States. Hamas, of course, is a terrorist organization - listed by Europeans as a terrorist organization. — Condoleezza Rice
Listed Sayings By Irenaeus Of Lyons: Prior to Valentinus, those who follow Valentinus had no existence. Nor did those from Marcion Prior to Valentinus, those who follow Valentinus had no existence. Nor did those from Marcion exist before Marcion. Nor, in short, did any of those malignant-minded people, whom I have listed above, have any existence previous to the initiators and inventors of their perversity. — Irenaeus Of Lyons
Listed Sayings By Griffiths, Andy: Stenchgator, the Great Unwiped Bum... was listed in the Bumper Book of Bums as the Stenchgator, the Great Unwiped Bum... was listed in the Bumper Book of Bums as the stinkiest bum in the world. Most bums only registered one or two points on the Rectum scale, but Stenchgator came in at a nose-bruising 9.8 points. — Griffiths, Andy
Listed Sayings By Ray Harryhausen: I had to learn to do everything because I couldn't find another kindred soul. Now I had to learn to do everything because I couldn't find another kindred soul. Now you see eighty people listed doing the same things I was doing by myself. — Ray Harryhausen
Listed Sayings By Holly Goldberg Sloan: I made a note to talk to him about soft drinks. Those beverages are not I made a note to talk to him about soft drinks. Those beverages are not healthy.

from counting by 7s (not listed in drop-down) — Holly Goldberg Sloan
Listed Sayings By Robert Breault: If you listed all the reasons for your faith, and all the things that make If you listed all the reasons for your faith, and all the things that make you cry, it would be essentially the same list. — Robert Breault
Listed Sayings By Anson Mount: I have a great-great-great-grandfather who was a Confederate cavalry colonel, and I still have his I have a great-great-great-grandfather who was a Confederate cavalry colonel, and I still have his military composite photo on my wall. The chemicals in the photo tint have changed over the years to the point that he looks green. One of my family members apparently still has the piece of paper that listed every thing in his pocket when he got shot. — Anson Mount
Listed Sayings By Lawrence Osborne: For a long time I had wanted to take leave of Planet Tourism, to find For a long time I had wanted to take leave of Planet Tourism, to find one of those places that occasionally turn up in the middle pages of newspapers in far-flung cities, in which
we are told
a mad loner has been discovered who has lost all contact with the modern world. It seems inevitable that this desire will one day be listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the American Psychiatric Association as Robinson Crusoe Syndrome. — Lawrence Osborne
Listed Sayings By Courtney Brown: For those readers who want to do additional reading in the subject, I might suggest For those readers who want to do additional reading in the subject, I might suggest starting with the references that are listed at the end of some of the chapters. Here I identify important sources from which I drew much of the information for the chapter in question. These sources often offer theoretical focuses that some readers may find useful or interesting. These sources — Courtney Brown
Listed Sayings By Matthew Perry: When I die, I'd like' Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.' When I die, I'd like' Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.' — Matthew Perry
Listed Sayings By Robert Fulghum: I once listed all the good things I did over the past year, and then I once listed all the good things I did over the past year, and then turned them into resolution form and backdated them. That was a good feeling — Robert Fulghum
Listed Sayings By Paul Erdos: God has the Big Book, the beautiful proofs of mathematical theorems are listed here. God has the Big Book, the beautiful proofs of mathematical theorems are listed here. — Paul Erdos
Listed Sayings By James Altucher: And by the way, I know my title said "10 Reasons" and I only listed And by the way, I know my title said "10 Reasons" and I only listed "6". I didn't learn to count in college. — James Altucher
Listed Sayings By Ernst Junger: Governments change, files remain. The paradox remained: in the dossiers of the State the fact Governments change, files remain. The paradox remained: in the dossiers of the State the fact that I had risked my neck for it was simultaneously listed forever as treason. When my name was mentioned, the exalted file clerks in the government offices, who sat on their chairs only because I and people like me allowed them to, made a wry face. — Ernst Junger
Listed Sayings By Karen Hawkins: You and I are from two different worlds.""Nonsense. We have much in common. We both You and I are from two different worlds."
"Nonsense. We have much in common. We both like books, dogs, poems, Sir Walter Scott, dogs - I could go on."
"You listed dogs twice."
"It does not matter; I still made my point."
"No, you haven't. — Karen Hawkins
Listed Sayings By Kem Nunn: It was how it had been with the madman among the tombs, that their number It was how it had been with the madman among the tombs, that their number was legion, far in excess at any rate if the number listed on the back of the door as the room's maximum occupancy. — Kem Nunn
Listed Sayings By Patricia Cornwell: Crime reporting was aggressive in Richmond, an old Virginia city of 220,000, which last year Crime reporting was aggressive in Richmond, an old Virginia city of 220,000, which last year was listed by the FBI as having the second-highest homicide rate — Patricia Cornwell
Listed Sayings By Madeline Hunter: Perhaps you should put an advertisement in the papers. You can have it listed under Perhaps you should put an advertisement in the papers. You can have it listed under livestock. Stallion sought, something like that."
Now, that was uncalled for, and outright rude. "What a splendid idea," she responded. "Only why play with metaphors? The direct approach is always best. How does this sound? Gentlemen required for a temporary affair of convenience. Unexceptionable reference from previous lovers required. Must be willing to be named in criminal correspondence. Should be presentable, experienced, and have a strong back. — Madeline Hunter
Listed Sayings By Hank Bracker: The Irish loved their cabbage. The Germans pickled their cabbage and the Italians made spaghetti The Irish loved their cabbage. The Germans pickled their cabbage and the Italians made spaghetti sauce and listed to the opera. — Hank Bracker
Listed Sayings By Karen Hawkins: Jack looked at the paper. Devonsgate had listed all twelve footmen: John, Mark, Luke,Thomas ... Jack looked at the paper. Devonsgate had listed all twelve footmen: John, Mark, Luke,
Thomas ... Bloody hell, his butler had hired the entire New Testament. — Karen Hawkins
Listed Sayings By Charles Bukowski: For a man of 55 who didn't get laid until he was 23 and not For a man of 55 who didn't get laid
until he was 23 and not very often until he was 50 I think that I should stay listed via Pacific Telephone
until I get as much as the average man has had — Charles Bukowski
Listed Sayings By E.A. Bucchianeri: Abortion should be listed as a weapon of mass destruction against the voiceless. Abortion should be listed as a weapon of mass destruction against the voiceless. — E.A. Bucchianeri
Listed Sayings By Patrick Rothfuss: It was only then I realized I didn't know the name of Elodin's class. I It was only then I realized I didn't know the name of Elodin's class. I leafed through the ledger until I spotted Elodin's name, then ran my finger back to where the title of the class was listed in fresh dark ink: "Introduction to Not Being a Stupid Jackass."
I sighed and penned my name in the single blank space beneath. — Patrick Rothfuss
Listed Sayings By William F. Buckley Jr.: I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University. — William F. Buckley Jr.
Listed Sayings By Walter White: Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. — Walter White
Listed Sayings By Carolyn Lee Adams: It was like a commercial for laundry detergent or tampons or a prescription medication with It was like a commercial for laundry detergent or tampons or a prescription medication with death listed as a possible side effect. — Carolyn Lee Adams
Listed Sayings By None Listed: What if like, all the doors in the entire world turned into lamps and started What if like, all the doors in the entire world turned into lamps and started eating our windows like whaaatttt — None Listed
Listed Sayings By Frank Dane: The news of any politician's death should be listed under 'Public Improvements.' The news of any politician's death should be listed under 'Public Improvements.' — Frank Dane
Listed Sayings By Lawrence A. Cunningham: The value any business creates, listed or not, is determined by the rate at which The value any business creates, listed or not, is determined by the rate at which it deploys incremental capital. And — Lawrence A. Cunningham
Listed Sayings By George Whitefield: Indeed, I have been listed under Jesus' banner only for a few years, but I Indeed, I have been listed under Jesus' banner only for a few years, but I have enjoyed more solid pleasure in one moment's communion with my God than I should or could have enjoyed in the ways of sin, though I had continued to have gone on in them for thousands of years. — George Whitefield
Listed Sayings By Quentin Crisp: The flagrantly gay Quentin Crisp dealt with homophobic bullying by refusing to bow to its The flagrantly gay Quentin Crisp dealt with homophobic bullying by refusing to bow to its onslaught. His number listed in the phone directory, he responded to derogatory remarks accompanied with a stated intent to kill him by asking, "Would you like to make an appointment?" — Quentin Crisp
Listed Sayings By Josh Stern: There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label — Josh Stern
Listed Sayings By Joe Hill: When Harper was in among the stones she could see brass plaques screwed into the When Harper was in among the stones she could see brass plaques screwed into the towering pillars of granite. One listed the names of seventeen boys who had died in the mud of eastern France during the First World War. Another listed the names of thirty-four boys who had died on the beaches of western France during the Second. Harper thought all tombstones should be this size, that the small blocks to be found in most graveyards did not even begin to express the sickening enormity of losing a virgin son, thousands of miles away, in the muck and cold. You needed something so big you felt it might topple over and crush you. — Joe Hill
Listed Sayings By Audrey Hepburn: I am not beautiful. My mother once called me an ugly duckling. But,listed separately, I I am not beautiful. My mother once called me an ugly duckling. But,listed separately, I have a few good features. — Audrey Hepburn
Listed Sayings By Bee Wilson: In the 1930s, the Nazis borrowed the frugal image of the one-pot meal, putting it In the 1930s, the Nazis borrowed the frugal image of the one-pot meal, putting it to ideological use. In 1933, Hitler's government announced that Germans should put aside one Sunday, from October to March, to eat a one-pot meal: Eintopf. The idea was that people would save enough money in this way to donate whatever was saved to the poor. Cookbooks were hastily rewritten to take account of the new policy. One recipe collection listed no fewer than sixty-nine Eintopfs, including macaroni, goulash, Irish stew, Serbian rice soup, numerous cabbagey medleys, and Old German potato soup. — Bee Wilson
Listed Sayings By Robert Penn Warren: All items listed above belong in the worldIn which all things are continuous,And are parts All items listed above belong in the world
In which all things are continuous,
And are parts of the original dream which
I am now trying to discover the logic of. This
Is the process whereby pain of the past in its pastness
May be converted into the future tense
Of joy.
I Am Dreaming of a White Christmas: The Natural History of a Vision (1974) — Robert Penn Warren
Listed Sayings By Debra Anastasia: Angry Trish had changed all his contacts to characters from Fifty Shades of Grey. He Angry Trish had changed all his contacts to characters from Fifty Shades of Grey. He knew this because Al's Auto Shop, usually listed first, was now "50 Shades of Grey gave me more orgasms than you." After that he had Anastasia Steele and A Helicopter. Worst of all, his mom - whose number he could thankfully remember - was listed as The Red Room of Pain. — Debra Anastasia
Listed Sayings By James Thayer: and after she went, Dalton didn't last long. His death certificate listed heart failure as and after she went, Dalton didn't last long. His death certificate listed heart failure as the cause, but Owen Gray knew it had been loneliness and grief. After — James Thayer
Listed Sayings By Judy Holliday: I am not a member of any organization listed by the Attorney General as subversive. I am not a member of any organization listed by the Attorney General as subversive. In any instance where I lent my name in the past, it was certainly without knowledge that such an organization was subversive. I have always been essentially and foremost an American. — Judy Holliday
Listed Sayings By K.M. Shea: We stick to the magical places in the world," Asahi clarified."Places like the MBRC, the We stick to the magical places in the world," Asahi clarified.

"Places like the MBRC, the Redwood forest of California, the less populated parts of New Zealand and Japan, Disney World, and Atlantis," Madeline listed, ticking the places off on her fingers.

"Wait, Disney World?" I interrupted.

"The most magical place on Earth. — K.M. Shea
Listed Sayings By Orson Welles: I seem to have no dress sense at all. I'm always being listed in New I seem to have no dress sense at all. I'm always being listed in New York among one of the ten worst dressed men of the year. Someone once described me as "looking like an unmade bed." He was right! — Orson Welles
Listed Sayings By John Ortberg: A lot of people are dissatisfied with their jobs. "Theologian" Drew Carey said, "You hate A lot of people are dissatisfied with their jobs. "Theologian" Drew Carey said, "You hate your job? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody. They meet at the bar." A research group affiliated with the University of Chicago recently listed the ten least happy jobs in the world and the ten happiest jobs in the world. What they found was the ten least happy jobs actually were more financially lucrative and offered higher status than the ten happiest jobs. The difference? People in the happiest jobs had a higher sense of meaning. Less money, less status, but a higher sense of meaning. The main thing you bring home from your work is not a paycheck. The main thing you bring home from work is your soul. Work is a soul function. We're made to create value. The writer of Ecclesiastes says, "There is nothing better for a person than that he should make his soul enjoy good in his work. This too, I see, is from the hand of God. — John Ortberg
Listed Sayings By Karin Slaughter: I'm fine. Will put his hand on Amanda's foot again. He could feel a steady I'm fine. Will put his hand on Amanda's foot again. He could feel a steady pulse near her ankle. He'd worked for this woman most of his career but still knew very little about her. She lived in a condo in the heart of Buckhead. She had been on the job longer than he had been alive, which put her age in the mid-sixties. She kept her salt-and-pepper hair coiffed in the shape of a football helmet and wore pantyhose with starched blue jeans. She had a sharp tongue, more degrees than a college professor, and she knew that his name was Wilbur even though he'd had it legally changed when he entered college and every piece of paper the GBI had on file listed his legal name as William Trent. — Karin Slaughter
Listed Sayings By Margaret Catley-Carlson: Four hundred top-decision makers listed the myriad looming threats to global security, including famine, terrorism, Four hundred top-decision makers listed the myriad looming threats to global security, including famine, terrorism, inequality, disease, poverty and climate change. Yet when we tried to address each diverse force, we found them all attached to one universal security risk: fresh water. — Margaret Catley-Carlson
Listed Sayings By Ann Howard Creel: In the past, I would've listed things such as common interests, mutual attraction, worldliness, and In the past, I would've listed things such as common interests, mutual attraction, worldliness, and higher education. My freedom above all else. If I had found love, it would have had to be the kind that overwhelmed and overpowered all else.

I passed a hand between Ray and Me. "Once you told me that this," I said "is a beginning." I searched his face. "But how do you know, Ray? How do you know it's the beginning of something good?"

"I know." His breath was warm on my face as he moved in closer." Because someday, you're bound to forgive yourself. — Ann Howard Creel
Listed Sayings By Harold Ford Jr.: My dad was a congressman, and he taught me at a very early age, 'They My dad was a congressman, and he taught me at a very early age, 'They voted for me, they view me as theirs, and I am.' Our family's phone in Memphis was always listed. It rang all day and all night. — Harold Ford Jr.
Listed Sayings By T.E. Lawrence: Suppose we were (as we might be) an influence, an idea, a thing intangible, invulnerable, Suppose we were (as we might be) an influence, an idea, a thing intangible, invulnerable, without front or back, drifting about like a gas? Armies were like plants, immobile, firm-rooted, nourished through long stems to the head. We might be a vapour, blowing where we listed Ours should be a war of detachment. We were to contain the enemy by the silent threat of a vast, unknown desert — T.E. Lawrence
Listed Sayings By Kevin Hearne: I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than the condition they're supposed to treat. Once I even heard "heart failure" listed as a side effect, and I wondered how that happened. Heart failure sounds like a pretty major event to me, and if you're willing to risk heart failure in order to avoid the mild discomfort of some other condition, then may the gods shield you from harm, since you're obviously seeking it out. — Kevin Hearne
Listed Sayings By Henry A. Kissinger: The Chinese military budget today is officially listed as, I think, about $15 billion. But The Chinese military budget today is officially listed as, I think, about $15 billion. But even if you double it, that's only a tenth of ours. So the possibility of China challenging the United States for the next ten years over the Pacific is next to zero. There could be a conflict between us and China over Taiwan, but I think that, too, will not occur with the proper policies on both sides. — Henry A. Kissinger
Listed Sayings By Marc Jacobs: I said, 'Okay, it's the year 2000, I'm getting a computer and a Palm Pilot.' I said, 'Okay, it's the year 2000, I'm getting a computer and a Palm Pilot.' I know how to check my e-mail, and I've listed some phone numbers on it. Half the time the battery has gone out so I can't use it. — Marc Jacobs
Listed Sayings By Barbara Delinsky: She spent the afternoon typing up notes, answering readers' questions, and blogging about a new She spent the afternoon typing up notes, answering readers' questions, and blogging about a new online source for organic cinnamon and nutmeg, either of which she could have used for testing the island recipe for Indian Pudding that afternoon. Both spices were produced from a tropical evergreen that, Cecily's miracles notwithstanding, did not grow on Quinnipeague, but since Indian pudding was a prized dessert here, Nicole refused to leave it out. Typically, Quinnie Indian Pudding called for cider molasses made from island apples. The recipe she had been given listed bottled molasses, which she supposed made sense, given its wider availability, though the taste wasn't quite the same. She made a mental note to ask Bev Simone about her supply of the real stuff. — Barbara Delinsky
Listed Sayings By Rollis Fontenot Jr: I have had a lot of readers of my book tell me that they like I have had a lot of readers of my book tell me that they like it, but so far only two reviews have been listed. Could you help? — Rollis Fontenot Jr
Listed Sayings By Debra Messing: I am a fan of all of the same shows that David just listed. And I am a fan of all of the same shows that David just listed. And then I also have a weird obsession with Court TV, which is now truTV - I don't know if you know that. Yeah they changed names. I don't know why they did that but they did. It was a little disconcerting to me at first. But I've gotten over it. — Debra Messing
Listed Sayings By Wendy Higgins: I texted Kaidan, who was listed in my contacts under "James," for James Bond. He'd I texted Kaidan, who was listed in my contacts under "James," for James Bond. He'd chosen it. He had me listed as "Hot Chick From Gig."
Video chat in 30.
His immediate response made me shake my head.
Clothing optional?
It was nice to know he could keep a sense of humor in the face of calamity. Or maybe he wasn't joking ...
"Are you two flirting?" Patti asked, her eyes darting to me from the road.
I blushed and deleted his message. — Wendy Higgins
Listed Sayings By Rick Riordan: Percy was waiting for them. He looked mad.He stood at the edge of the glacier, Percy was waiting for them. He looked mad.
He stood at the edge of the glacier, leaning on the staff with the golden eagle, gazing down at the wreckage he'd caused: several hundred acres of newly open water dotted with icebergs and flotsam from the ruined camp.
The only remains on the glacier were the main gates, which listed sideways, and a tattered blue banner lying over a pile of now-bricks.
When they ran up to him, Percy said, "Hey," like they were just meeting for lunch or something.
"You're alive!" Frank marveled.
Percy frowned. "The fall? That was nothing. I fell twice that far from the St. Louis Arch."
"You did what?" Hazel asked.
"Never mind. The important thing was I didn't drown. — Rick Riordan
Listed Sayings By Jay Leno: President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating. — Jay Leno
Listed Sayings By Rudyard Kipling: There's a Legion that never was 'listed, That carries no colours or crest, But, split There's a Legion that never was 'listed, That carries no colours or crest, But, split in a thousand detachments, Is breaking the road for the rest. — Rudyard Kipling
Listed Sayings By Patrick Rothfuss: The title of the class was listed in fresh dark ink: Introduction to Not Being The title of the class was listed in fresh dark ink: Introduction to Not Being a Stupid Jackass. — Patrick Rothfuss
Listed Sayings By Ritika Chhabra: I opened up a dictionaryAnd tried to find a meaning in a hurry.Turned the pages I opened up a dictionary
And tried to find a meaning in a hurry.
Turned the pages to look for the word -- "Perfect"
And saw you listed there, coz I know you're worth it! — Ritika Chhabra
Listed Sayings By J.K. Rowling: Yes, that would be Hermione's advice: go straight to the Headmaster of Hogwarts, and in Yes, that would be Hermione's advice: go straight to the Headmaster of Hogwarts, and in the meantime, consult a book. Harry stared out of the window at the inky, blue-black sky. He doubted very much whether a book could help him now. As far as he knew, he was the only living person to have survived a curse like Voldemort's; it was highly unlikely, therefore, that he would find his symptoms listed in Common Magical Ailments and Afflictions. As for informing the Headmaster, Harry had no idea where Dumbledore went during the summer holidays. He amused himself for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long silver beard, full-length wizard's robes and pointed hat, stretched out on a beach somewhere, rubbing suntan lotion into his long crooked nose. Wherever Dumbledore was, though, Harry was sure that Hedwig would be able to find him; Harry's owl had never yet failed to deliver a letter to anyone, even without an address. But what would he write? — J.K. Rowling
Listed Sayings By Imelda Marcos: They've listed my name in the dictionary - 'Imeldific' is used to mean ostentatious extravagance They've listed my name in the dictionary - 'Imeldific' is used to mean ostentatious extravagance ... But the truth will prevail. — Imelda Marcos
Listed Sayings By J.T. Ellison: He dialed the number that Health Partners had listed in their contact information. A pleasant He dialed the number that Health Partners had listed in their contact information. A pleasant southern voice answered, but Baldwin quickly realized it was voice mail. Damn, he was hoping to get a secretary. The voice gave him the option of hitting zero to speak to a live person, and he did just that. Muzak drifted out from his earpiece and he rolled his eyes. There was just something so wrong about hearing synthesized Aerosmith. "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)" just didn't work in the dulcet tones of elevator music. After — J.T. Ellison
Listed Sayings By Jay Leno: At the G-20 summit, the White House accidentally listed a phone-sex line for journalists seeking At the G-20 summit, the White House accidentally listed a phone-sex line for journalists seeking an on-record briefing call for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. To which Bill said, 'Boy, did they get the wrong number.' — Jay Leno
Listed Sayings By Billy Graham: No area of human life is so full of difficulties and heartaches as relationships. If No area of human life is so full of difficulties and heartaches as relationships. If you listed everything that upset you during the past week, I suspect most had to do with other people. People can be selfless and kind, but they can also be difficult, stubborn, ego-driven, thoughtless, mean, selfish, manipulative. But the problem is not just other people; it's also ourselves. — Billy Graham
Listed Sayings By Michael Faust: The ills of the world, and their cures, are listed below: 1) A world of The ills of the world, and their cures, are listed below: 1) A world of privilege is a world of elitism and injustice. Meritocracy is the cure. 2) Capitalism, the creed of "Greed is good", is the disease of materialism and objectification for the sole purpose of profiting the ownership class. A new spiritual, artistic, creative and intellectual paradigm is the cure. 3) Abrahamism is a mental illness. Illuminism is the psychological cure. 4) The religious divide between East and West has held back global progress. Illuminism, a religion of enlightenment and reincarnation in common with Eastern thinking, yet steeped in the most profound Western thinking, is the bridge. The — Michael Faust
Listed Sayings By Marissa Meyer: Well, what if ... " Scarlet listed her head. "You said the control when your Well, what if ... " Scarlet listed her head. "You said the control when your animal instincts will overpower your own thoughts right? But fighting and hunting aren't the only instincts wolves have. Aren't wolves ... monogamous, for starters?" Her cheeks started to burn and she had to look away, scratching her fork into a set of initial. "And isn't the alpha male the one who's responsible for protecting everyone? Not only the pack, but his mate too?" Dropping the fork, she threw her hands into the air. "I'm not saying I think you and I are
after just
I know we just met and that's ... but it's not out of the questions, is it? That your instincts to protect me could be as strong as your instincts to kill? — Marissa Meyer
Listed Sayings By Jason Chaffetz: The only good place for a sage grouse to be listed is on the menu The only good place for a sage grouse to be listed is on the menu of a French bistro. It does not deserve federal protection, period. — Jason Chaffetz
Listed Sayings By Mortimer J. Adler: The great writers have always been great readers, but that does not mean that they The great writers have always been great readers, but that does not mean that they read all the books that, in their day, were listed as the indispensable ones. In many cases, they read fewer books than are now required in most of our colleges, but what they did read, they read well. Because they had mastered these books, they became peers with their authors. They were entitled to become authorities in their own right. In the natural course of events, a good student frequently becomes a teacher, and so, too, a good reader becomes an author. — Mortimer J. Adler