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43 Love My Life Funny Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Love My Life Funny Sayings By Evan Peters: I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real life. I have yet to prove myself in the movies, but I'd love to get the opportunity to do that. — Evan Peters
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By Heather Blake: He does manage the bookstore, which is currently my favorite place on earth." Her eyes He does manage the bookstore, which is currently my favorite place on earth." Her eyes glazed over. "All those books. If I married him, I could probably work there the rest of my life. Nothing would make me happier."
"What about love?" Ve asked.
"Oh," Harper said solemnly. "I love books. — Heather Blake
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By Philip K. Dick: Their eyes, warm not only with human bond but with the shared enjoyment of the Their eyes, warm not only with human bond but with the shared enjoyment of the art objects he sold, their mutual tastes and satisfactions, remained fixed on him; they were thanking him for having things like these for them to see, pick up and examine, handle perhaps without even buying. Yes, he thought, they know what sort of store they are in; this is not tourist trash, not redwood plaques reading Muir Woods, Marin County, PSA, or funny signs or girly rings or postcards or views of the Bridge. The girl's eyes especially, large, dark. How easily, Childan thought, I could fall in love with a girl like this. How tragic my life, then; as if it weren't bad enough already. The stylish black hair, lacquered nails, pierced ears for the long dangling brass handmade earrings. "Your — Philip K. Dick
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I love you Tory. I know I say it a lot, but ... ""I know I love you Tory. I know I say it a lot, but ... "
"I know baby. I feel the same way about you. Those words never convey what goes through my mind and heart every time I look up and see you sitting in my house. Funny thign is, I always thought my house was full and that there was nothing missing in my life. I had a job I loved. Family who loved me. Good friends to keep me sane. Everything a human could want. And t hen I met an infuriating, impossible man who added the one thing I didn't know wasn't there."
"Dirty socks on the floor?"
She laughed. "No, the other part of my heart. The last face I see before I go to sleep and the first one I see when I get up. I'm so glad it was you."
Those words both thrilled and scared him. Mostly because he knew firsthand that if love went untended it turned into profound hatred.
Tory and Acheron — Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By Stephanie Lennox: I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By Emmy Laybourne: My mom believed that you make your own luck. Over the stove she had hung My mom believed that you make your own luck. Over the stove she had hung these old, maroon painted letters that spell out, "MANIFEST." The idea being if you thought and dreamed about the way you wanted your life to be
if you just envisioned it long enough, it would come into being.
But as hard as I had manifested Astrid Heyman with her hand in mine, her blue eyes gazing into mine, her lips whispering something wild and funny and outrageous in my ear, she had remained totally unaware of my existence. Truly, to even dream of dreaming about Astrid, for a guy like me, in my relatively low position on the social ladder of Cheyenne Mountain High, was idiotic. And with her a senior and me a junior? Forget it.
Astrid was just lit up with beauty: shining blonde ringlets, June sky blue eyes, slightly furrowed brow, always biting back a smile, champion diver on the swim team. Olympic level.
Hell, Astrid was Olympic level in every possible way. — Emmy Laybourne
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By Adele Ashworth: I'm still furious with you," she murmured, kissing a line down his chest."Oh, God, please I'm still furious with you," she murmured, kissing a line down his chest.
"Oh, God, please don't be furious," he choked out quickly. "Every female I know is furious with me. Rosalyn throws tantrums, and Charlotte hasn't spoken to me or written since you left." He moved his hands to unbutton her gown. "The morning I thought you'd sailed out of my life I started drinking and didn't stop until I'd finished two bottles. For three days I had a blistering headache, and Nedda couldn't for the life of her stop banging things." He groaned. "And I can't even begin to tell you about your sisters. — Adele Ashworth
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By Tia Giacalone: Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By Edie Falco: Addiction has had such an impact on my life and the people I love, and Addiction has had such an impact on my life and the people I love, and there really is not a lot about it that is funny. So the last thing I wanted was to give the impression that it's all fun and games, and isn't it funny what she gets away with. — Edie Falco
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By April Mae Monterrosa: Funny how things work themselves out. Things happen that split up family and friends, then Funny how things work themselves out. Things happen that split up family and friends, then things happen that bring them back together. Everyone is in your life for a reason. My hope is for all the reasons to be good. Those who love you never lose touch, are always consistent, and unquestionable. — April Mae Monterrosa
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By Scott Lynch: Jean grinned down at her, and she handed him something in a small silk bag.'What's Jean grinned down at her, and she handed him something in a small silk bag.
'What's this?'
'Lock of my hair, ' she said. 'Meant to give it to you days ago, but we got busy with all the raiding. You know. Piracy. Hectic life. '
'Thank you, love, ' he said.
'Now, if you find yourself in trouble wherever you go, you can hold up that little bag to whoever's bothering you, and you can say, "You have no idea who you're fucking with. I'm under the protection of the lady who gave me this object of her favour. "'
'And that's supposed to make them stop?'
'Shit no, that's just to confuse them. Then you kill them while they're standing there looking at you funny. — Scott Lynch
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By Elizabeth Gilbert: My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you. My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you. — Elizabeth Gilbert
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By F Scott Fitzgerald: I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By Diana Peterfreund: I really wish your boyfriend would stay out of my love life.""Funny. I bet Felicity I really wish your boyfriend would stay out of my love life."
"Funny. I bet Felicity wishes her boyfriend would stay out of it, too. — Diana Peterfreund
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Love My Life Funny Sayings By Zack Love: I got it! I got it!" Heeb declared triumphantly. Evan stopped in the middle of I got it! I got it!" Heeb declared triumphantly. Evan stopped in the middle of his kitchenette to hear Heeb's idea.
"Sex in the Title."
"Yeah, that's what you've been saying I need."
"No, that's the title: 'Sex in the Title.'"
"You want me to call my novel 'Sex in the Title?'"
"Yeah. Isn't it great? — Zack Love
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Dan Alatorre: I'm a Best-Selling author and humorist; my brother points out that a humorist is a I'm a Best-Selling author and humorist; my brother points out that a humorist is a writer who's not funny enough to call themselves a comedian. Gotta love family. — Dan Alatorre
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Jen Lancaster: I want to change my life ... except I sort of like it. I mean, I want to change my life ... except I sort of like it. I mean, I couldn't be more delighted every Monday night after Fletch goes to bed when I come downstairs, pull up the Bachelor on TiVo, drink Riesling, and eat cheddar/port wine Kaukauna cheese without freakign out over fat grams. I'm perpetually in a good mood because I do everything I want. I love having the freedom to skip the gym to watch a Don Knots movie on the Disney Channel without a twinge of guilt. I've figured out how to not be beholden to what other people believe I should be doing, and when the world tells me I ought to be a size eight, I can thumb my nose at them in complete empowerment. — Jen Lancaster
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Karen Salmansohn: I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick. — Karen Salmansohn
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Rockmond Dunbar: I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit twisted because my sense of humor is a little bit twisted. I love jokes that shouldn't be funny, but are. Those types of things just really make me laugh. — Rockmond Dunbar
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Paula Hawkins: I miss being a mistress. I enjoyed it. I loved it, in fact. I never I miss being a mistress. I enjoyed it. I loved it, in fact. I never felt guilty. I pretended I did. I had to, with my married girlfriends, the ones who live in terror of the pert au pair or the pretty, funny girl in the office who can talk about football and spends half her life in the gym. I had to tell them that of course I felt terrible about it, of course I felt bad for his wife, I never meant for any of this to happen, we fell in love, what could we do? The truth is, I never felt bad for Rachel.... She just wasn't real to me, and anyway, I was enjoying myself too much. Being the other woman is a huge turn-on, there's no point denying it: you're the one he can't help but betray his wife for, even though he loves her. That's just how irresistible you are. — Paula Hawkins
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Matthew Norman: Sonya's a real person, like your Mother. Thirty years ago, that was your Mother's biggest Sonya's a real person, like your Mother. Thirty years ago, that was your Mother's biggest flaw in my eyes, and now that's the thing I love most about Sonya. It's funny how things end, isn't it? — Matthew Norman
Love My Life Funny Sayings By John C. Wright: She said, "Look me right in the eye, and tell me you don't love me, She said, "Look me right in the eye, and tell me you don't love me, and I'll go."
He stared at her. "Miss, I do not love you."
"Don't give me that rot! I'm coming with you, and that's final!"
"Daphne, you just said that if I said ... "
"That doesn't count! I said look me right in the eye! You were staring at my nose! — John C. Wright
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Mita Jain: Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin PassportIf you think you've the most Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport

If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Haruki Murakami: Memory is a funny thing. When I was in the scene, I hardly paid it Memory is a funny thing. When I was in the scene, I hardly paid it any mind. I never stopped to think of it as something that would make a lasting impression, certainly never imagined that eighteen years later I would recall it in such detail. I didn't give a damn about the scenery that day. I was thinking about myself. I was thinking about the beautiful girl walking next to me. I was thinking about the two of us together, and then about myself again. It was the age, that time of life when every sight, every feeling, every thought came back, like a boomerang, to me. And worse, I was in love. Love with complications. The scenery was the last thing on my mind. — Haruki Murakami
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Hiroko Sakai: I love fortune readings! because when I get in troubles, if the reading says that I love fortune readings! because when I get in troubles, if the reading says that I am in a lucky day, I can think my troubles are just some kind of mistakes, and if the reading says that I am in the unlucky day, I can think that my troubles are just because of my bad luck. Either ways, I can know the reason of my troubles. — Hiroko Sakai
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Kathryn Perez: I don't believe in true love and I certainly don't believe in love at first I don't believe in true love and I certainly don't believe in love at first sight. Insta-love isn't something that happens in real life. It happens in the books I read, but not in the world I live. Though here stands this beautiful, sexy, funny, sweet and amazing guy who has done everything short of professing love at first sight to me and I'm still standing here like a pair of lungs suffocating, needing him in order to breathe. I'm not running, I'm here, submerged in all of my vulnerability, taking the biggest chance I ever have with my heart and soul. I hope I'm choosing wisely. I stared at the ground and felt his eyes on the top of my head. — Kathryn Perez
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Ali Shariati: My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Hiroko Sakai: I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Richelle Mead: She scanned the room, and her grin broadened when she saw Christian. She then sought She scanned the room, and her grin broadened when she saw Christian. She then sought me out. Her smile for him had been affectionate; mine was a bit humorous. I smiled back, wondering what she would say to me if she could.
"What's so funny?" asked Dimitri, looking down at me with amusement.
"I'm just thinking about what Lissa would say if we still had the bond."
In a very bad breach of protocol, he caught hold of my hand and pulled me toward him. "And?" he asked, wrapping me in an embrace.
"I think she'd ask,'What have we gotten ourselves into?'"
"What's the answer?" His warmth was all around me, as was his love, and again, I felt completeness. I had that missing piece of my world back. The soul that complemented mine. My match. My equal. Not only that, I had my life back-my own life. I would protect Lissa, I would serve, but I was finally my own person.
"I don't know," I said, leaning against his chest. "But I think it's going to be good. — Richelle Mead
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Kevin James Breaux: Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it. — Kevin James Breaux
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Victoria Denault: Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am. — Victoria Denault
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Kristan Higgins: Nicole's door opened, and she stomped down the hall. "I have something to say," she Nicole's door opened, and she stomped down the hall. "I have something to say," she said, giving him the Slitty Eyes of Death. "You're totally unfair, and if I run away, you shouldn't be surprised." "Don't make me put a computer chip in your ear," Liam answered. "It's not funny! I hate you." "Well, I love you, even if you did ruin my life by turning into a teenager," he said, rubbing his eyes. "Did you study for your test?" "Yes." "Good." He looked at his daughter - so much like Emma, way too pretty. Why weren't there convent schools anymore? Or chastity belts? "Want some supper? I saved your plate." She rolled her eyes with all the melodrama a teenager could muster. "Fine. I may as well become a fat pig since I can't ever go on a date." "That's my girl," he said and, grinning, got up to heat up her dinner. — Kristan Higgins
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Leah Raeder: Most of the time romance isn't even about love, anyway. It's about escape. Fantasy. Salvation Most of the time romance isn't even about love, anyway. It's about escape. Fantasy. Salvation from the mundane. Save me from boredom, from exhaustion, from my undersexed body, from microwave dinners and reality TV, from going to bed alone with a vibrator or a cat. Save me from my desperately ordinary life. — Leah Raeder
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Oscar Wilde: If you are not too long, I will wait for you all my life. If you are not too long, I will wait for you all my life. — Oscar Wilde
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Anyta Sunday: I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: My two greatest loves were, of course, Daphne and Hyacinthus, but when you're a god My two greatest loves were, of course, Daphne and Hyacinthus, but when you're a god as popular as I am
Hold on. Did I just tell you who I liked? I did, didn't I? Gods of Olympus, forget I mentioned their names! I am so embarrassed. Please don't say anything. In this mortal life, I've never been in love with anyone!
I am so confused. — Rick Riordan
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Kristen Ashley: For what it's worth, I'll share my intentions. You and me, we aren't practice for For what it's worth, I'll share my intentions. You and me, we aren't practice for the real thing. It isn't that too much is at stake with family and friends, it's because I love you. You're funny, beautiful and you care about people. I like the way you look at me, especially when you think I don't notice it. I like that we have history and our kids will have a big family and share that history because there was never a time when their Mom and Dad weren't together. If you were a terrible lay, I might have second thoughts but you and I are dynamite together. I intend to marry you and spend the rest of my life with you. If that freaks you out, tough, because now we've started this, there's no goin' back. — Kristen Ashley
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Teddy Thompson: I think I'm too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn't go down well I think I'm too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn't go down well here, which probably affects my love life. I need to have a laugh track following me around so people know I'm trying to be funny. — Teddy Thompson
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Lisa See: Deep love-true-heart love-must grow. Back then I didn't yet understand the burning kind of love, Deep love-true-heart love-must grow. Back then I didn't yet understand the burning kind of love, so instead I thought about the rice paddies I used to see on my daily walks down to the river with my brother when I still had all my milk teeth. Maybe I could make our love grow like a farmer made his crop to grow-through hard work, unwavering will, and the blessings of nature. How funny that I can remember that even now! Waaa! I knew so little about life, but I knew enough to think like a farmer. — Lisa See
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Kristen Callihan: The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life. — Kristen Callihan
Love My Life Funny Sayings By Elizabeth Gilbert: My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you — Elizabeth Gilbert