Marx Brothers Groucho Famous Quotes & Sayings

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6 Marx Brothers Groucho Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Marx Brothers Groucho Sayings By Groucho Marx: You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have! — Groucho Marx
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Marx Brothers Groucho Sayings By Irving Berlin: The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl. — Irving Berlin
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Marx Brothers Groucho Sayings By Mark Van Doren: The genius of the Marx Brothers is for parody. They never are themselves. They exist The genius of the Marx Brothers is for parody. They never are themselves. They exist too abundantly to be content with being that - they must go on, by the rapidest of transitions, to being something else. Groucho, in my opinion the bright star among the three, is never anything but the thing he is at the moment pretending to be. — Mark Van Doren
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Marx Brothers Groucho Sayings By Lee Evans: I always preferred Harpo to Groucho Marx. I always preferred Harpo to Groucho Marx. — Lee Evans
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Marx Brothers Groucho Sayings By Roy Blount Jr.: According to that book, only one Marx contributed an unforgotten pun to the Round Tablers' According to that book, only one Marx contributed an unforgotten pun to the Round Tablers' vaunted word games. It wasn't Groucho, who must have been furious. Nor was it Harpo, who for all we know sat at the table naked. Nor was it Chico, who had more dangerous games elsewhere. It was Gummo. Evidently Gummo had a seat at that table at least once, and he made it count. Everybody knows that Dorothy Parker, challenged to make a sentence with the word horticulture, quipped as follows: "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think." But who knew that Gummo, taking on euphoria, came up with this: LEFT TO RIGHT: Harpo, Zeppo, Chico, Groucho, and Gummo, 1957. "Go outside and play," Minnie told the brothers. "Which ones?" they asked. And she said: "Euphoria."* — Roy Blount Jr.
Marx Brothers Groucho Sayings By Groucho Marx: Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth. — Groucho Marx