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26 Math Funny Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Math Funny Sayings By Gian-Carlo Rota: We often hear that mathematics consists mainly of 'proving theorems.' Is a writer's job mainly We often hear that mathematics consists mainly of 'proving theorems.' Is a writer's job mainly that of 'writing sentences? — Gian-Carlo Rota
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Math Funny Sayings By Nicola Marsh: Late twenties, single, female. Do the math.Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big Late twenties, single, female. Do the math.
Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O, all downhill
from there. Biological clocks started ticking like time bombs waiting to
detonate, gravity exerted more force on your life than your mom, and
suddenly, the dog-ugliest creep looked like Jake Gyllenhaal. — Nicola Marsh
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Math Funny Sayings By Dan Wells: I smiled. Mom laughed, shaking her head. "That's the punchline? Why is that even funny?" I smiled. Mom laughed, shaking her head. "That's the punchline? Why is that even funny?" "It's the Pythagorean theorem," said Lauren. "It's a math formula for . . . something." "Right triangles," I said, and looked pointedly at Margaret. "I told you I'd already done geometry. — Dan Wells
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Math Funny Sayings By Mike Birbiglia: What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math. — Mike Birbiglia
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Math Funny Sayings By Mark Kac: It may be appropriate to quote a statement of Poincare, who said (partly in jest It may be appropriate to quote a statement of Poincare, who said (partly in jest no doubt) that there must be something mysterious about the normal law since mathematicians think it is a law of nature whereas physicists are convinced that it is a mathematical theorem. — Mark Kac
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Math Funny Sayings By Jane Cousins: Hey, what are you doing with your hand?" Eli's voice came out high pitched in Hey, what are you doing with your hand?" Eli's voice came out high pitched in surprise, as she clutched at Rafe's shoulders.
"It's the best place for leverage if you're going to make that ladder."
"My ass? Really?"
"What can I say, I've done the math, factored in the weight and height ratios and your ass is definitely where I will gain the most leverage in lifting you. — Jane Cousins
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Math Funny Sayings By Stephen Colbert: So, if I'm no cheerleader of sports, why write a chapter about it? Sports do So, if I'm no cheerleader of sports, why write a chapter about it? Sports do have some positive impact on society. They solve problems, such as how to get inner-city kids to spend $175 on shoes. They serve as a backdrop for some of our most memorable commercials. And they remain the one and only relevant application of math. Not only that, but we have sports to thank for most of the last century's advances in manliness. The system starts in school, where gym class separates the men from the boys. Then those men are taught to be winners, or at least, losers that hate themselves. — Stephen Colbert
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Math Funny Sayings By Miranda July: Teachers of subjects that this person wasn't even good at are kissing this person and Teachers of subjects that this person wasn't even good at are kissing this person and renouncing the very subjects they taught. Math teachers are saying that math was just a funny way of saying I love you. — Miranda July
Math Funny Sayings By Daniel Tosh: Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, being tall, taking out the garbage, tipping, fishing, being funny (on purpose), reading a map, listening to good bands, writing, running the country, inventing anything important, or being fun to hang out with. — Daniel Tosh
Math Funny Sayings By Unknown: The risk I took was calculated, but, man, am I bad at math! The risk I took was calculated, but, man, am I bad at math! — Unknown
Math Funny Sayings By Yevgeny Zamyatin: No matter how limited their powers of reason might have been. still they must have No matter how limited their powers of reason might have been. still they must have understood that living like that was just murder, a capital crime - except it was slow, day-by-day murder. The government (or humanity) could not permit capital punishment for one man, but they permitted the murder of millions a little at a time. To kill one man - that is, to subtract 50 years from the sum of all human lives - that was a crime; but to subtract from the sum of all human lives 50,000,000 years - that was not a crime! No, really, isn't it funny? This problem in moral math could be solved in half a minute by any ten-year-old Number today, but they couldn't solve it. All their Kant's together couldn't solve it (because it never occurred to one of their Kant's to construct a system of scientific ethics - that is, one based on subtraction, addition, division, and multiplication). — Yevgeny Zamyatin
Math Funny Sayings By Herbie Hancock: My father was really good with math. It's a funny thing, I don't remember my My father was really good with math. It's a funny thing, I don't remember my father or my mother being so mechanical-minded. My father always wanted to be a doctor, but he came from a really poor family in Georgia, and there was no way he was going to be a doctor. — Herbie Hancock
Math Funny Sayings By Tina Fey: Anytime there's a bad female stand-up somewhere, some dickhead Interblogger will deduce that "women aren't Anytime there's a bad female stand-up somewhere, some dickhead Interblogger will deduce that "women aren't funny." Using that same math, I can state: Male comedy writers piss in cups. — Tina Fey
Math Funny Sayings By Dina Kucera: I felt empty and sad for years, and for a long, long time, alcohol worked. I felt empty and sad for years, and for a long, long time, alcohol worked. I'd drink, and all the sadness would go away. Not only did the sadness go away, but I was fantastic. I was beautiful, funny, I had a great figure, and I could do math. But at some point, the booze stopped working. That's when drinking started sucking. Every time I drank, I could feel pieces of me leaving. I continued to drink until there was nothing left. Just emptiness. — Dina Kucera
Math Funny Sayings By Marc Maron: I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer, it's a plague on your spirit, it really is. And I actually cured jealousy in a very weird way - I cured it with mathematics. And I'm not a math person at all, but I've been with my wife for about seven years, so we have had sex probably, I'd like to think, like, 9 million times or, at least, 1,500. So, the way I figured it, if she goes out and screws some other guy once - I'm still winning. — Marc Maron
Math Funny Sayings By Ed Helms: I found myself often asking the question, "Who deserves to be made fun of?" Depending I found myself often asking the question, "Who deserves to be made fun of?" Depending on your mood, the answer can be no one or everyone. It took me a while to understand the math of how those field pieces came together. I don't think that ridicule is ever funny, but there are times when that gets the biggest response. — Ed Helms
Math Funny Sayings By Douglas Coupland: What's clarity like? Try to remember that funny feeling inside your head when you had What's clarity like? Try to remember that funny feeling inside your head when you had math problems too difficult to solve: the faint buzzing noise in your ears, a heaviness on both sides of your skull, and the sensation that your brain is twitching inside your cranium like a fish on the beach. This is the opposite sensation of clarity. Yet for many people of my era, as they aged, this sensation became the dominant sensation of their lives. It was as though day-to-day twentieth century living had become an unsolvable algebraic equation. — Douglas Coupland
Math Funny Sayings By George Polya: I started studying law, but this I could stand just for one semester. I couldn't I started studying law, but this I could stand just for one semester. I couldn't stand more. Then I studied languages and literature for two years. After two years I passed an examination with the result I have a teaching certificate for Latin and Hungarian for the lower classes of the gymnasium, for kids from 10 to 14. I never made use of this teaching certificate. And then I came to philosophy, physics, and mathematics. In fact, I came to mathematics indirectly. I was really more interested in physics and philosophy and thought about those. It is a little shortened but not quite wrong to say: I thought I am not good enough for physics and I am too good for philosophy. Mathematics is in between. — George Polya
Math Funny Sayings By KanyaACoffman: MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?
ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman
Math Funny Sayings By Edward Griffith Begle: Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected. — Edward Griffith Begle
Math Funny Sayings By Dara Horn: School is a terrible place, I have decided. There is nothing good about it except School is a terrible place, I have decided. There is nothing good about it except for math class. Everything else is a total waste of time. As I mentioned before I have done a lot of reading about prisons, and I notice that they always describe them as painted in very dull colors, and my school is also painted in these kinds of colors, with greenish lockers and brownish walls and grayish floors. Actually they recently fixed up one wing of the school, and now that part of the school is just the opposite - all the colors are really bright, with bright red and yellow lockers and blue doors and shiny white floors that are already all scuffed up. It's funny because I thought the other colors were terrible but these are much worse, because they make it seem like it's normal to be happy there when it isn't. — Dara Horn
Math Funny Sayings By Gian-Carlo Rota: The apex of mathematical achievement occurs when two or more fields which were thought to The apex of mathematical achievement occurs when two or more fields which were thought to be entirely unrelated turn out to be closely intertwined. Mathematicians have never decided whether they should feel excited or upset by such events. — Gian-Carlo Rota
Math Funny Sayings By Peter Andre: I was excellent at English and Drama. Maths and Science I was terrible at. I I was excellent at English and Drama. Maths and Science I was terrible at. I didn't have any interest in them. I was happiest at lunchtime, playing with my friends. But I love science now, that's the funny thing. And I'd be so good at geography, as I've been fortunate enough to travel the world. — Peter Andre
Math Funny Sayings By Steven Wright: Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. — Steven Wright
Math Funny Sayings By Emma Donoghue: ... where there's one there's ten.'That's crazy math. ... where there's one there's ten.'
That's crazy math. — Emma Donoghue
Math Funny Sayings By Dat Phan: I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan