My Daughter Birthday Famous Quotes & Sayings

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My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Mitch Hedberg: People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?" — Mitch Hedberg
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My Daughter Birthday Sayings By S.J. Watson: Kiss me, Ben," I said. "Properly. Kiss me, Ben," I said. "Properly. — S.J. Watson
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My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Rob Thomas: Was it tacky to get a cake during a hostage crisis? What was the protocol? Was it tacky to get a cake during a hostage crisis? What was the protocol? She pictured chocolate frosting with white lettering: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE YOUR DAUGHTER ISN'T DEAD. But this year was her fiftieth, a year with a zero. Veronica had to do something. So on her way to the condo she'd swung by a bakery and picked up a small German chocolate cake. It was her mom's favorite - or at least it had been, a decade ago. — Rob Thomas
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My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Anna Stepanova: Flowers teach us the philosophy of life - we should live and die beautifully. Flowers teach us the philosophy of life - we should live and die beautifully. — Anna Stepanova
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My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Doreen Virtue: Feeling stuck or indecisive? Listen to your intuition and make a decision Feeling stuck or indecisive? Listen to your intuition and make a decision — Doreen Virtue
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My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Albert Einstein: Time flies when you are having fun. Time flies when you are having fun. — Albert Einstein
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My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Mark Haddon: Click. Everyone briefly gathered and posed and smiling at their future selves. Beaches and cathedrals, Click. Everyone briefly gathered and posed and smiling at their future selves. Beaches and cathedrals, bumper cars and birthday parties, glasses raised around a dining table. Each picture a little pause between events. No tantrums, no illness, no bad news, all the big stuff happening before and after and in between. The true magic happening only when the lesser magic fails, the ghost daughter who moved during the exposure, her face unreadable but more alive than all her frozen family. Double exposures, as if a little strip of time had been folded back on itself. Scratches and sun flares. Photos torn postdivorce, faces scratched out or Biroed over. The camera telling the truth only when something slips through its silver fingers. — Mark Haddon
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My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Willie Geist: I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it. — Willie Geist
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Rene Daumal: It's not the end of it when you've drowned your black thoughts, because afterwards there It's not the end of it when you've drowned your black thoughts, because afterwards there are blue thoughts and red thoughts and yellow thoughts ... — Rene Daumal
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Troy Ragland: So you have something important to say, so you interrupt an exciting conversation already in So you have something important to say, so you interrupt an exciting conversation already in progress just to let us know you have nothing to contribute to the discussion. Umm ... — Troy Ragland
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Janet Evanovich: I always listen," Ranger said. "I don't always agree. I have a problem right now I always listen," Ranger said. "I don't always agree. I have a problem right now that I can't seem to solve by myself. I need you to help me find my daughter. And there's an even bigger problem involved. I feel a financial and moral obligation to my daughter. I send child support, I send birthday and Christmas presents, I visit when I'm invited. But I've kept myself emotionally distanced. I'm not emotionally distanced from you. I couldn't live with myself if something happened to you because I was using you to find someone . . . even if that someone was my daughter. So I have to make every effort to keep you safe." "You're a little smothering. — Janet Evanovich
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Francis Gay: A prison chaplain in the West of England confessed he had given up one prisoner A prison chaplain in the West of England confessed he had given up one prisoner as hopeless, so stubborn was he against any approach by him, and known throughout the jail as the most truculent and obstinate troublemaker.
But one day the governor was told of a visitor who insisted on seeing him. To his surprise, it was a little girl. "He's my daddy," she explained, "It's his birthday." The governor allowed the prisoner to be sent for.
"Daddy," said the child as he was brought in, "this was your birthday, so I wanted to come and see you." Then taking a lock of hair out of her pocket, she offered it to him. "I had no money to buy a present for you. But I brought this, a lock of my own hair."
The prisoner broke down and clasped her in his arms, sobbing. He became a changed man after that and guarded, as his most precious possession, the lock of hair that reminded him that somebody still loved him. — Francis Gay
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Junot Diaz: I was surrounded by a lot of male writers of color who have this incredibly I was surrounded by a lot of male writers of color who have this incredibly bizarre relationship to masculinity. It's like we were all mega-nerds but you would never know that if you listened to the way they talk about themselves. — Junot Diaz
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Kirsten Beyer: But I learned more than you know from Owen Paris. I learned that trying to But I learned more than you know from Owen Paris. I learned that trying to live up to imagined expectations is a waste of energy. I learned that nothing can replace the time I spend with my daughter every day. I learned much too late that his way of loving me was just his way. I learned too late that he loved me at all. He chose his career over his children. He left us with you, and you are a great mom. But every day he wasn't there was another day I spent wondering what I had done wrong and why he didn't care enough to be with me. "My children are never going to wonder that. I'm going to be there for every birthday, every school assembly, every science fair, every bad grade, every fight on the playground, every good-night kiss, every messy, hard, frustrating, perfect moment of it. — Kirsten Beyer
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Tony Hawk: When your daughter asks you to be a fairy for her 5th birthday party ... When your daughter asks you to be a fairy for her 5th birthday party ... you better be a damned fairy. — Tony Hawk
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Nathan Bedford Forrest: I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damn scoundrel, and if you were any part of a man I would slap your jaws and force you to resent it ... — Nathan Bedford Forrest
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By David Letterman: We are starting to learn more about Osama bin Laden. For his birthday one year, We are starting to learn more about Osama bin Laden. For his birthday one year, somebody gave him a $4 Timex. We know that. He is married to the daughter of a guy named Mullah Muhammed Omar. I think her name is Tiffany Omar. Insiders say that the marriage is not working out. Apparently they are living in separate caves. — David Letterman
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Sylvia Plath: I am afraid of getting older. I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from I am afraid of getting older. I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a day - spare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote. I want to be free. ( ... ) I want, I think, to be omniscient ... I think I would like to call myself "The girl who wanted to be God." Yet if I were not in this body, where would I be - perhaps I am destined to be classified and qualified. But, oh, I cry out against it. I am I - I am powerful - but to what extent? I am I. — Sylvia Plath
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By A.R. Gurney: Andy: Andrew Makepeace Ladd, the Third, accepts with pleasure the kind invitation of Mr. and Andy: Andrew Makepeace Ladd, the Third, accepts with pleasure the kind invitation of Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert Channing Gardner for a birthday party in honor of their daughter Melissa on April 19th, 1937 at half past three o'clock.
Melissa: Dear Andy: Thank you for the birthday present. I have a lot of Oz books, but not 'The Lost Princess of Oz.' What made you give me that one? Sincerely yours, Melissa.
Andy: I'm answering your letter about the book. When you came into second grade with that stuck-up nurse, you looked like a lost princess.
Melissa: I don't believe what you wrote. I think my mother told your mother to get that book. I like the pictures more than the words. Now let's stop writing letters. — A.R. Gurney
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Lisa Loeb: With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off balloons and bounce them around after birthday parties. — Lisa Loeb
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Tom Monaghan: In regard to dogs, my most memorable thoughts concern my daughter's dog and her fondness In regard to dogs, my most memorable thoughts concern my daughter's dog and her fondness for them. In fact, one day while working at the office, she hosted a birthday party for one of her Newfoundlands and the party was attended by dogs of other coworkers. It was a hectic few hours, but I believe the guests enjoyed themselves. — Tom Monaghan
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Hannah Whitall Smith: God loves us, and the will of love is always blessing for its loved ones. God loves us, and the will of love is always blessing for its loved ones. — Hannah Whitall Smith
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Dave Barry: I'm not saying our daughter shouldn't have a birthday party. I'm just saying I could I'm not saying our daughter shouldn't have a birthday party. I'm just saying I could organize one in an hour. I'd order some pizzas, get a cake at the supermarket, organize some fun party games for little girls - 'Run Around Shrieking,' 'Run Around Shrieking Some More,' etc. - and boom, there's your party. I'm not saying it would be the greatest birthday celebration ever. For one thing, it would be roughly a month after my daughter's actual birthday, because I am not good with dates. But it would get the job done. My wife, on the other hand, believes the party should be along the lines of the Super Bowl halftime show, only more elaborate. — Dave Barry
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Vincent Van Gogh: Dear brother,I feel what Pa and Ma instinctively think about me (I don't say reasonably).There's Dear brother,
I feel what Pa and Ma instinctively think about me (I don't say reasonably).
There's a similar reluctance about taking me into the house as there would be about having a large, shaggy dog in the house. He'll come into the room with wet paws - and then, he's so shaggy. He'll get in everyone's way. And he barks so loudly.
In short - it's a dirty animal.
Very well - but the animal has a human history and, although it's a dog, a human soul, and one with finer feelings at that, able to feel what people think about him, which an ordinary dog can't do.
And I, admitting that I am a sort of dog, accept them as they are.
Vincent van Gogh to his brother Theo, Nuenen, 15 December 1883 — Vincent Van Gogh
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Suanne Laqueur: Your daughter went to bed on the eve of her thirteenth birthday as a sweetheart, Your daughter went to bed on the eve of her thirteenth birthday as a sweetheart, and woke up the next morning a bitch. You never stopped loving her, but goddamn, you had a lot of days when you didn't like her. At all. Eighth grade to sophomore year, Alex often referred to Deane as "the exchange student. — Suanne Laqueur
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Rene Russo: Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'Let's make a wish on a star,' there's one thing I wish for: wisdom. — Rene Russo
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Pete Rose: I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement. — Pete Rose
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Dave Attell: I've never had a surprise birthday party. I've had every other type of surprise. I've I've never had a surprise birthday party. I've had every other type of surprise. I've had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think. — Dave Attell
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Ray Kurzweil: The first idea is that human progress is exponential (that is, it expands by repeatedly The first idea is that human progress is exponential (that is, it expands by repeatedly multiplying by a constant) rather than linear (that is, expanding by repeatedly adding a constant). Linear versus exponential: Linear growth is steady; exponential growth becomes explosive. — Ray Kurzweil
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Sylvia Plath: Doctor Nolan had said, quite bluntly, that a lot of people would treat me gingerly, Doctor Nolan had said, quite bluntly, that a lot of people would treat me gingerly, or even avoid me, like a leper with a warning bell. My mother's face floated to mind, a pale, reproachful moon, at her last and first visit to the asylum since my twentieth birthday. A daughter in an asylum! I had done that to her. Still, she had obviously decided to forgive me. — Sylvia Plath
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Dean Karnazes: I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that I'm most proud is a 10K. Yes, a 10K. I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday. — Dean Karnazes
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Susan Smith: You are so very wonderfuland fill our lives with cheer,today's a celebrationfor a daughter-in-law so You are so very wonderful
and fill our lives with cheer,
today's a celebration
for a daughter-in-law so dear.
Happy Birthday — Susan Smith
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Johnny Olson: From where I sit now, I like the looks of tomorrow. From where I sit now, I like the looks of tomorrow. — Johnny Olson
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Goran Ivanisevic: At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake. — Goran Ivanisevic
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Tiffanie DeBartolo: I asked John if it was a crime to want to live in a world I asked John if it was a crime to want to live in a world where girls with falcon eyes and pretty underwear believe in the saving grace of rock 'n' roll and he said, "Just check your chute before you jump, that's all I'm saying." Gotta get some sleep. Over. — Tiffanie DeBartolo
My Daughter Birthday Sayings By Sherman Alexie: She went searching for her dreams, and she didn't find them, but she made the She went searching for her dreams, and she didn't find them, but she made the attempt. — Sherman Alexie