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7 New Job Funny Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

New Job Funny Sayings By Ann B. Davis: Somebody said, 'Get your agent to call the new Bob Cummings show. They're looking for Somebody said, 'Get your agent to call the new Bob Cummings show. They're looking for a funny lady.' Within three hours, I had the job. That was January 1955. I had such fun with that show. — Ann B. Davis
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New Job Funny Sayings By Doug Stanhope: I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job. — Doug Stanhope
New Job Funny Sayings By Hans Zimmer: America is a magical place, and I think my job, or the job of a America is a magical place, and I think my job, or the job of a lot of us European filmmakers is to just hold up America to Americans and present it to you in a new way. All I wanted to do is in a funny way say, "Look at your country. It's magnificent." — Hans Zimmer
New Job Funny Sayings By Rita Rudner: If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies. — Rita Rudner
New Job Funny Sayings By Dennis Miller: Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it' ... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance. — Dennis Miller
New Job Funny Sayings By Hilary McKay: On the board was a list of words and phrases which her mother considered not On the board was a list of words and phrases which her mother considered not suitable for use in college T-shirt design. She had been asked about them so often that in the end she had started a blacklist of banned words to which everyone could refer. Every time someone thought of a new one, she unflinchingly wrote it down ...
Rose read through the list, and turned back to her letter.
These are the words I learned to spell in Mummy's art class today, she wrote, and sighed a little as she began the tedious job of copying from the board. — Hilary McKay
New Job Funny Sayings By Hilary Duff: Rayna found a makeover show on TV-one of those where they sneak up on unsuspecting Rayna found a makeover show on TV-one of those where they sneak up on unsuspecting people going about their business, accost them with camera, and tell them they look like crap in front of a zillion people, making them cry, then build them back up with a new makeup job they won't be able to replicate and outfits so intricate they'll never remember how to fit them together.
It was perfect. — Hilary Duff