Percy Jackson Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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18 Percy Jackson Funny Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: Can you surf really well, then?"I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.) — Rick Riordan
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Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: Oh, my dear! I'm afraid you've mistakenme for someone else! My name is Rhea Silvia. Oh, my dear! I'm afraid you've mistaken
me for someone else! My name is Rhea Silvia. I was the mother to Romulus and Remus, thousands of years ago. But you're so kind to think I look as young as the 1950s. — Rick Riordan
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Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: Percy!' Annabeth scolded. 'You just opened another Monster Doughnut shop somewhere! Percy!' Annabeth scolded. 'You just opened another Monster Doughnut shop somewhere! — Rick Riordan
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Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What's it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet. — Rick Riordan
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Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: Percy: I thought I'd lost my mom forever, and I was stuck on a hill Percy: I thought I'd lost my mom forever, and I was stuck on a hill in a thunderstorm fighting this huge bull dude while Grover was passed out wailing. "Food!" It was terrifying, man. — Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: Artemis grit her teeth. "I need a favor. I have some hunting to do, alone. Artemis grit her teeth. "I need a favor. I have some hunting to do, alone. I need you to take my companions to Camp Half-Blood."
"Sure Sis!" then he raised his hands in a "stop everything" gesture. "I feel a haiku comIng on."
The Hunters all groaned. Apparently they'd met Apollo before.
He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.
"Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so awesome. — Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me! Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me! — Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: Yeah, you bet Romani.' Percy bared his forearm and showed them the brand he'd got Yeah, you bet Romani.' Percy bared his forearm and showed them the brand he'd got at Camp Jupiter- the SPQR mark, with the trident of Neptune. 'You mix Greek and Roman, and you know what you get? You get BAM!'
He stomped his foot, and the empousai scrambled back. One fell off the boulder where she'd been perched. — Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: I wondered if I should start a small fire in Percy Jackson's sink, perhaps burn I wondered if I should start a small fire in Percy Jackson's sink, perhaps burn some bandages in thanks, but I decided that might strain that Jackson's hospitality. — Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: You're probably wondering: why were Medusa's kids a golden warrior and a winged horse? And You're probably wondering: why were Medusa's kids a golden warrior and a winged horse? And how had they been stuck in Medusa's body all those years?Heck, I dunno. I'm just telling you how it was. You want stuff to make sense, you're in the wrong universe — Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: Usually I give demigods something simple like a shopping trip, singing a funny song, that Usually I give demigods something simple like a shopping trip, singing a funny song, that sort of thing. After all those labors I had to complete for my evil cousin Eurystheus, well...I don't want to be that guy, you know? — Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: No Tyson, the guy in the story did not attract the attention of a moose. No Tyson, the guy in the story did not attract the attention of a moose. Tyson is sad now. — Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: People don't just appear on the beach unless they're demigods or gods or really, really People don't just appear on the beach unless they're demigods or gods or really, really lost pizza delivery guys. (It's happened - but that's another story.) — Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: Then Leo realized something was blocking the middle of his view. Something large and fuzzy, Then Leo realized something was blocking the middle of his view. Something large and fuzzy, and so close, Leo had to cross his eyes to see it properly. It was a large, ugly face. "Holy mother!" he yelped. The face backed away and came into focus. Staring down at him was a beard man in grimy blue coveralls. His face was lumpy and covered with welts, as if he'd been stung by a million bees, or dragged across gravel. Possibly both. "Humph." the man said. "Holy father, boy. I should think ou know the difference by now. — Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: Eventually, Krysomallos would be skinned for his fleece, which became known as the Golden Fleece, Eventually, Krysomallos would be skinned for his fleece, which became known as the Golden Fleece, which means I am related to a sheepskin rug.
This is why you don't want to think too hard about who you're related to in the Greek myths. It'll drive you crazy. — Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: Four different kinds of Tater Tots?" I felt overwhelmed by culinary confusion. "Why would anyone Four different kinds of Tater Tots?" I felt overwhelmed by culinary confusion. "Why would anyone need so many? Chili. Sweet potato. Blue? — Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson Funny Sayings By Rick Riordan: You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. — Rick Riordan