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Pisses Sayings By Jere' M. Fishback: A story's no good unless it pisses somebody off. A story's no good unless it pisses somebody off. — Jere' M. Fishback
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Pisses Sayings By Simon Taylor-Davis: You read some good reviews and then you read a bad one, and the bad You read some good reviews and then you read a bad one, and the bad one pisses you off but there's nothing you can do. It's just an opinion. — Simon Taylor-Davis
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Pisses Sayings By Jackie Warner: A lot of the men were upset or jealous of me because I got the A lot of the men were upset or jealous of me because I got the girl. Men are always trying too hard. When I effortlessly get the girl, it pisses them off. — Jackie Warner
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Pisses Sayings By Joseph Heller: That's another thing that pisses me off about that Michelangelo statue of me in Florence. That's another thing that pisses me off about that Michelangelo statue of me in Florence. He's got me standing there uncircumcised! Who the fuck did he think I was? — Joseph Heller
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Pisses Sayings By Dan Adams: My dear wife is two years, three months, and seven days older than I am. My dear wife is two years, three months, and seven days older than I am. I told her if she pisses me off enough, I'm going to figure out the hours, minutes, and seconds. — Dan Adams
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Pisses Sayings By Dean Blake: You know what pisses me off about time? It only lets us experience it once, You know what pisses me off about time? It only lets us experience it once, yet it lasts forever. — Dean Blake
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Pisses Sayings By Rhys Ford: And sometimes I just hug him because I know it pisses him off, and he And sometimes I just hug him because I know it pisses him off, and he can't say shite about it. — Rhys Ford
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Pisses Sayings By Ray Allen: I've argued this with a lot of people in my life. When people say God I've argued this with a lot of people in my life. When people say God blessed me with a beautiful jump shot, it really pisses me off. I tell those people, 'Don't undermine the work I've put in every day.' Not some days. Every day. Ask anyone who has been on a team with me who shoots the most. Go back to Seattle and Milwaukee and ask them. The answer is me
not because it's a competition, but because that's how I prepare. — Ray Allen
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Pisses Sayings By James Hetfield: Authority pisses me off. I think everyone should be able to drink and get loud Authority pisses me off. I think everyone should be able to drink and get loud whenever they want. — James Hetfield
Pisses Sayings By Colleen Hoover: It pisses me off that you allow something so trivial to define such a huge It pisses me off that you allow something so trivial to define such a huge part of you. I can't make you pretty in this book, because that would be an insult. You're fucking beautiful. And you're funny. And the only times I'm not completely enamored by you are the moments you're feeling sorry for yourself. Because I don't know if you've realized this yet, but you're alive, Fallon. And every time you look in the mirror, you don't have the right to hate what you see. Because you survived when a lot of people don't get that lucky. So from now on when you think about your scars, you aren't allowed to resent them. You're going to embrace them, because you're lucky to be on this earth to see them. And any guy you allow to touch your scars better thank you for that privilege." My — Colleen Hoover
Pisses Sayings By Madison Thorne Grey: I am a gypsy, Mahgen. What that means is that sometimes I do shit. On I am a gypsy, Mahgen. What that means is that sometimes I do shit. On purpose. Shit, that pisses people off. And I like it. A lot.
-Madison Thorne Grey, Sustenance — Madison Thorne Grey
Pisses Sayings By Gillian Flynn: I have never been a nag. I have always been rather proud of my un-nagginess. I have never been a nag. I have always been rather proud of my un-nagginess. So it pisses me off, that Nick is forcing me to nag. I am willing to live with a certain amount of sloppiness, of laziness, of the lackadaisical life. I realize I am more type A than Nick, and I try not to inflict my neat-freaky, to-do-list nature on him. Nick is not the kind of guy who is going to think to vacuum or clean out the fridge. He truly doesn't see that kind of stuff. Fine. Really. But I do like a certain standard of living - I think it's fair to say the garbage shouldn't literally overflow, the plates shouldn't sit in the sink for a week with smears of bean burrito dried on them. That is just being a good grown-up roommate. And Nick's doing anything anymore, so I nag, and it pisses me off: You are turning me into what I never have been and never wanted to be, a nag because you are not living up to your end of a very basic compact. Don't do that, It's not ok to do. — Gillian Flynn
Pisses Sayings By Alice Walker: I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it. — Alice Walker
Pisses Sayings By Douglas Coupland: Worrying about money is one of the worst worries. It's like having locked-in syndrome, except Worrying about money is one of the worst worries. It's like having locked-in syndrome, except you're still moving around and doing things. Your head burns. If other people are not having money problems, it pisses you off because it reminds you that you're limited in the ways you can express your agency in the world, and they aren't. Worrying about money is anger-inducing because it makes you think about time: how many dollars per hour, how much salary per year, how many years until retirement. Worrying about money forces you to do endless math in your head, and most people didn't like math in high school and they don't like it now. — Douglas Coupland
Pisses Sayings By Ray Allen: When people say God blessed me with a beautiful jump shot, it really pisses me When people say God blessed me with a beautiful jump shot, it really pisses me off. I tell those people, 'Don't undermine the work I've put in every day.' Not some days. Every day. — Ray Allen
Pisses Sayings By Elisa Marie Hopkins: Because you decided I couldn't take it!" I shout. "You kept the truth from me Because you decided I couldn't take it!" I shout. "You kept the truth from me because you thought I couldn't handle it. You were so wrong! I can take it straight up! That's what hurts me the most. I'm not some fragile thing that needs to be treated like a glass house. It's humiliating and it just pisses me off that you pretend like I'm not strong. I get that you're a man...you feel the need to protect me. I get that you're afraid and my strength feels dangerous to you. And you know what? It should feel that way, because it is. It's power. — Elisa Marie Hopkins
Pisses Sayings By Dennis Rodman: This whole huddle thing really pisses me off. This whole huddle thing really pisses me off. — Dennis Rodman
Pisses Sayings By Julie Powell: It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time. — Julie Powell
Pisses Sayings By Bill Bryson: And before long there will be no more milk in bottles delivered to the doorstep And before long there will be no more milk in bottles delivered to the doorstep or sleepy rural pubs, and the countryside will be mostly shopping centers and theme parks. Forgive me. I don't mean to get upset. But you are taking my world away from me, piece by little piece, and sometimes it just pisses me off. Sorry. — Bill Bryson
Pisses Sayings By Molly Ivins: I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off. — Molly Ivins
Pisses Sayings By Ellie Goulding: If a hundred people want autographs, sometimes you have to say no because you've got If a hundred people want autographs, sometimes you have to say no because you've got to get up for a 4 A.M. flight or something. In that sense, it really pisses me off when people think you've become a diva. It's not becoming a diva, it's because of the situation, I think. — Ellie Goulding
Pisses Sayings By Rysa Walker: I'm not sure why he's flustered until I realize there are now five of us I'm not sure why he's flustered until I realize there are now five of us and the table is set for four.
Pru waves her hand dismissively. "Don't bother. The dark-haired one is just my bodyguard. He can stand."
Kiernan seems entirely unfazed by the comment, but her tone pisses me off. — Rysa Walker
Pisses Sayings By Ed Engle: When the word began to get out, the idea of tying imitations of aquatic worms When the word began to get out, the idea of tying imitations of aquatic worms was not met with universal approval in the fly-fishing community. It seems that worms had somehow gotten a bad name. I think a fishing pal of mine hit it on the head when he said, It just pisses them off that you can catch trout, I mean really big trout, on a fly that a five-year old can tie in twenty seconds! — Ed Engle
Pisses Sayings By Richard Jeni: A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off. — Richard Jeni
Pisses Sayings By Kathy Griffin: It always pisses me off when I'm calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show It always pisses me off when I'm calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows what - probably this book, so get ready, I'm comin' - when the DJ actually tries to convince me that there are as many female comics as male ones. Cue hypermasculine Morning Zoo Hacky McGee voice: "So Kath, I don't know what you chicks are always complaining about." To which I respond: "Really? Why don't you call your local comedy club and ask for the Saturday night lineup? I guarantee you the male to female ratio is going to be about nine to one. You dick-wad. — Kathy Griffin
Pisses Sayings By Michelle Gable: I've fallen in love with you and it pisses me off. I've fallen in love with you and it pisses me off. — Michelle Gable
Pisses Sayings By Roberto Bolano: So I ended up being an anarchist. I was the only anarchist I knew and So I ended up being an anarchist. I was the only anarchist I knew and thank god, because otherwise I would have stopped being an anarchist. Unanimity pisses me off immensely. — Roberto Bolano
Pisses Sayings By Eve Langlais: Tall, way taller than her five foot five frame, his body bulged with muscles covered Tall, way taller than her five foot five frame, his body bulged with muscles covered in tanned skin. He possessed layered down brown hair with gold highlights, vivid turquoise eyes and chiseled features, including a strong straight nose
surprising because with a taunting mouth like his she expected he'd gotten it broken more than once in his life
a square chin, and wickedly full lips that now quirked into a grin.
-"Enjoying the view?" he taunted.
-"Deciding what part to carve off your body first," she replied."Do you have a name by the way? Or should I just refer to you as 'that asshole'?"
-"You can call me Remy, but when I get your thighs around my neck, feel free to call me God. It totally pisses Lucifer's brother off, which means brownie points for me. — Eve Langlais
Pisses Sayings By Sherman Alexie: Inside their small house, Grace listened as Roman stood from the couch and walked into Inside their small house, Grace listened as Roman stood from the couch and walked into the bathroom. He sat down to piss. She thought that Roman's sit-down pisses were one of the most romantic and caring things that any man had ever done for any woman. After — Sherman Alexie
Pisses Sayings By Lynn Kelling: Max marvels that you can't tell at all from his voice how this type of Max marvels that you can't tell at all from his voice how this type of thing
the casual prying, snooping and implications
royally pisses him off. He really should have gone into acting. It's a tragically wasted talent. — Lynn Kelling
Pisses Sayings By Davy Jones: And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those tangents where I start to do humor. — Davy Jones
Pisses Sayings By Molly McAdams: If I had it my way, Harper and I wouldn't be standing in this room If I had it my way, Harper and I wouldn't be standing in this room right now, we wouldn't be pressed against each other. I would just be her roommate's brother who pisses her off. But when it came to this girl, I was no longer in control of anything. She consumed me in every way possible. My brain was telling me to run from her, to keep her safe, to keep her from someone like me, but she had my heart completely, and that was winning out. I wanted her, I wanted her to want me and only me. Not Brandon even though I knew he was the better choice for her. But that just didn't matter to me at the moment; all I cared about was the fact that one of my best friends was winning over the only girl that would ever mean anything to me. - Chase Grayson. — Molly McAdams
Pisses Sayings By Laurell K. Hamilton: Always having to have the last word is a bad trait. Pisses people off. Always having to have the last word is a bad trait. Pisses people off. — Laurell K. Hamilton
Pisses Sayings By Jenny Lawson: Be happy in front of people who hate you. That way they know they haven't Be happy in front of people who hate you. That way they know they haven't gotten to you. Plus, it pisses them off like crazy. — Jenny Lawson
Pisses Sayings By Gillian Flynn: There are few phrases that annoy me more than I won't bite. The only line There are few phrases that annoy me more than I won't bite. The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk, ham-faced dude in a bar sees me trying to get past him and barks: Smile,it can't be that bad! Yeah, actually, it can, jackwad. — Gillian Flynn
Pisses Sayings By Sui Ishida: Being insulted by a smart-mouthed little punk like you.. really pisses me off! Being insulted by a smart-mouthed little punk like you.. really pisses me off! — Sui Ishida
Pisses Sayings By Beyonce Knowles: Women have to work much harder to make it in this world. It really pisses Women have to work much harder to make it in this world. It really pisses me off that women don't get the same opportunities as men do, or money for that matter. Because lets face it, money gives men the power to run the show. It gives men the power to define our values and to define what's sexy and what's feminine and that's bullshit. At the end of the day, it's not about equal rights, it's about how we think. We have to reshape our own perception of how we view ourselves. — Beyonce Knowles
Pisses Sayings By Pamela Rose: It's just that murder pisses me off. It's just that murder pisses me off. — Pamela Rose
Pisses Sayings By L. H. Cosway: However, it still seriously pisses me off that we live in a world where you However, it still seriously pisses me off that we live in a world where you can't be free to express yourself in whatever strange way you happen to choose. — L. H. Cosway
Pisses Sayings By Tucker Max: I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off. — Tucker Max
Pisses Sayings By Steven Wright: Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach ... it Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach ... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!' — Steven Wright
Pisses Sayings By James Anderson: Out in the desert what doesn't kill you just pisses you off and will probably Out in the desert what doesn't kill you just pisses you off and will probably kill you the next time. — James Anderson
Pisses Sayings By Paul Heyman: My own children are John Cena fans- which really pisses me off by the way. My own children are John Cena fans- which really pisses me off by the way. — Paul Heyman
Pisses Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: His guilt is why Acheron went out of his way to make sure that all His guilt is why Acheron went out of his way to make sure that all of you had servants and pay for your work. The Dark-Hunters owe that man everything, and I do mean everything. He pays in blood every time one of you wants to go free, and he suffers every day so that you can all live your cushy little lives of wealth and privilege."
...
"And I have to say that every time one of your turns on him, it seriously pisses me off. Acheron asks nothing from any of you and that's exactly what he receives. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Pisses Sayings By Sarah McLachlan: People's ignorance really pisses me off. Stupidity is when you can't help it -ignorance is People's ignorance really pisses me off. Stupidity is when you can't help it -ignorance is when you choose not to understand something. — Sarah McLachlan
Pisses Sayings By Colleen Hoover: His ability to make me feel like this huge invisible void pisses me off. The His ability to make me feel like this huge invisible void pisses me off. The way he pauses to chew on the tip of his pen pisses me off. Just last night, those same lips that are wrapped around the tip of his ugly red pen were making their way up my neck. — Colleen Hoover
Pisses Sayings By Chuck Berry: Prejudice doesn't make me mad. It just - I guess 'pisses me off' is the Prejudice doesn't make me mad. It just - I guess 'pisses me off' is the word. — Chuck Berry
Pisses Sayings By Jamie McGuire: You don't really hate me ... do you?" he asked."Sometimes I wish that I did. You don't really hate me ... do you?" he asked.
"Sometimes I wish that I did. It would make everything a whole hell of a lot easier."
"So what pisses you off more? What I did to make you wanna hate me? Or knowing that you can't? — Jamie McGuire
Pisses Sayings By Julie Kagawa: This asshole had better open the door," Jackal growled, spinning his fire ax in a This asshole had better open the door," Jackal growled, spinning his fire ax in a graceful arc as the horde came on. "I didn't come all the way to Eden to be eaten at the damn gates. Some might call it ironic, but that just pisses me off. — Julie Kagawa
Pisses Sayings By Nicole James: Life should be more like hockey. When someone pisses you off, you just beat the Life should be more like hockey. When someone pisses you off, you just beat the shit out of them, then sit in the penalty box for five minutes. ~ Sandman — Nicole James
Pisses Sayings By Anne Burrell: I think people need more to do in their life if my hair pisses them I think people need more to do in their life if my hair pisses them off. — Anne Burrell
Pisses Sayings By Stephen King: God pisses down the back of your neck every day, but only drowns you once. God pisses down the back of your neck every day, but only drowns you once. — Stephen King
Pisses Sayings By Patti Smith: I don't like answering to other people's philosophies. I don't have any philosophy, I just I don't like answering to other people's philosophies. I don't have any philosophy, I just believe in stuff. Either I believe in something or I don't. Like, I believe in the Rolling Stones but not in the Dave Clark Five. There's nothing philosophic about it. Whenever I'm linked with a movement, it pisses me off. — Patti Smith
Pisses Sayings By J.A. Redmerski: She got pissed when I accused her of having Bieber Fever (it pisses me off She got pissed when I accused her of having Bieber Fever (it pisses me off that I even know what the fuck that means - I blame that on society) — J.A. Redmerski
Pisses Sayings By Shungiku Nakamura: Takano Masamune- " Maybe it's just me being rebellious, but...when I'm shown something so innocent Takano Masamune- " Maybe it's just me being rebellious, but...when I'm shown something so innocent and pure, it forces me to see the filthy part of myself even more and it pisses me off...it makes me want to break him. — Shungiku Nakamura
Pisses Sayings By John C. Parkin: A very harmonious way to live with an awkward world would be to try to A very harmonious way to live with an awkward world would be to try to change what pisses us off, or just accept it as it is. The — John C. Parkin
Pisses Sayings By Stephen King: When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off. — Stephen King
Pisses Sayings By Nora Roberts: How the hell do I know what pisses a woman off? ... Nobody knows because How the hell do I know what pisses a woman off? ... Nobody knows because it can be any damn thing. It's an unsolved mystery. And the next day, that any damn thing is fine, and it's some other damn thing. No man knows. — Nora Roberts
Pisses Sayings By Seth Troxler: I'm seeing people float further and further away from the idea and the culture that I'm seeing people float further and further away from the idea and the culture that we tried to create, and it really pisses me off. — Seth Troxler
Pisses Sayings By Sophia Dembling: I've been accused my whole life of being "too sensitive". This actually kind of pisses I've been accused my whole life of being "too sensitive". This actually kind of pisses me off, but maybe that's just because I'm too sensitive. — Sophia Dembling
Pisses Sayings By Natsuki Takaya: Kyo: Of course, I'll beat YOU, too!Yuki: Don't you ever get tired of saying that?Kyo: Kyo: Of course, I'll beat YOU, too!
Yuki: Don't you ever get tired of saying that?
Kyo: Beating you is my vocation! It's my goal in life!
Yuki: It's so unfair that I keep having to take abuse just because you can't meet your goals.
Kyo: THAT CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE OF YOURS REALLY PISSES ME OFF!
Yuki: And that revolting thought process of yours pisses me off. — Natsuki Takaya
Pisses Sayings By L.A. Casey: Don't look at Jason or even in his direction again because if you do, and Don't look at Jason or even in his direction again because if you do, and it pisses of Dominic and results in Jason gettin' hurt again, I'll kill you. Understand, fatso?" she asked and kicked me again. "Yeah," I rasped. "Good." She spat on me then turned and walked off with her friends. — L.A. Casey
Pisses Sayings By Barry Lyga: (Man, I wish life had emoticons, you know? So that when your dad pisses you (Man, I wish life had emoticons, you know? So that when your dad pisses you off you could like click a mental button or something and just show him one of those rolleyes. That would rock)
Anyway. — Barry Lyga
Pisses Sayings By Kelly Thompson: I sit back and try to think. I've been discovering, much to my dismay, that I sit back and try to think. I've been discovering, much to my dismay, that I'm not a criminal mastermind or anything. I'm just brute force and my powers in no way include super-intelligence, which kind of pisses me off. — Kelly Thompson
Pisses Sayings By William Styron: Nonfiction writers are second-class citizens, the Ellis Island of literature. We just can't quite get Nonfiction writers are second-class citizens, the Ellis Island of literature. We just can't quite get in. And yes, it pisses me off. — William Styron
Pisses Sayings By Kristen Callihan: Some guys are alpha dogs, snarling and snapping. Dex is more like a silverback gorilla, Some guys are alpha dogs, snarling and snapping. Dex is more like a silverback gorilla, quietly going about his business until something pisses him off and he gives a warning. — Kristen Callihan
Pisses Sayings By Amanda Hocking: Your people are spoiled," Loki said. "You can't convince them to do anything.""We're spoiled?" Finn Your people are spoiled," Loki said. "You can't convince them to do anything."
"We're spoiled?" Finn scoffed. "That would mean something if it weren't coming from a brat Prince."
"I don't know why you find my comment so offensive." Loki sat up straighter. "I've seen the way these people treat Wendy, and she's their Princess. They're insolent."
"They don't know her," Finn said. "It takes time, and it doesn't help that she spends so much of it with Vittra prisoners."
"I'm not a prisoner." Loki looked disgusted. "I'm here on my own."
"I do not understand that." Finn shook his head in disbelief.
"Finn, he asked for amnesty, and I granted it," I said.
"But your motivations completely baffle me," Finn said. "We're fighting the Vittra, and you let him stay without consequence."
"It really pisses you off that much that she wants me around?" Loki asked, and Finn glared at him. — Amanda Hocking
Pisses Sayings By Thomas Lloyd Qualls: Life is random. Life is complicated. Life is often unforgiving. And we must each live Life is random. Life is complicated. Life is often unforgiving. And we must each live it anyway. And I don't mean live it as if it's a chore, something to be endured, survived. I mean, dig in, get muddy, howl at the moon, take pictures of sunsets, play in the rain, make love, savor your food, smile as much as you can. And cry when you're sad. Live it despite the fact it pisses you off. Live it and pay as much attention as you can muster — Thomas Lloyd Qualls
Pisses Sayings By Elle Kennedy: Should I say it again?" He looked confused for a beat, but then it turned Should I say it again?" He looked confused for a beat, but then it turned to wariness. "I've never said that to anyone before. Am I supposed to give a longer speech or something?" A laugh flew out. Oh God. This man was priceless. Sofia finally found her voice. "You love me?" "Yeah, I do. I probably should have led with that, but the state of your fucking house really pisses me off and I got sidetracked. — Elle Kennedy
Pisses Sayings By Angela Johnson: Which pisses her off and makes her scream and i look around my room and Which pisses her off and makes her scream and i look around my room and miss me. — Angela Johnson
Pisses Sayings By Christopher Brookmyre: Told you I had some flavours," she said. "You like?"Ross just gaped, and possibly trembled Told you I had some flavours," she said. "You like?"
Ross just gaped, and possibly trembled a little.
"You, er, made that yourself?"
"Yeah. That's what pisses me off about this place. You could be any incarnation of womanhood you an think of - so why do so many choose to conform to some fifteen-year-old dork's idea of it? Even in a world like Calastria, they'll still choose an appearance that's defined by sexuality. Do they think the guys try to look sexy when they're suiting up to fight dragons?"
"Er, not so much," Ross agreed, but her last remark had inadvertently channelled his inner fifteen-year-old dork. "There's going to be dragons?" he asked. — Christopher Brookmyre
Pisses Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I see time away hasn't made you any more charming. (Fang)Oh, I can be charming. I see time away hasn't made you any more charming. (Fang)
Oh, I can be charming. I just choose not to. People start to think you like them, then when you stab them in the back, they take it so personally. Really pisses me off. (Thorn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Pisses Sayings By Charles Hazlewood: I think most people's record collections are more interesting than radio generally gives them credit I think most people's record collections are more interesting than radio generally gives them credit for. You're likely to be as interested in the Grateful Dead as Palestrina. It pisses me off how compartmentalised music is. I used to be in a punk band, you know? — Charles Hazlewood
Pisses Sayings By Caris O'Malley: Can we really put Ben (hereby representing all men) on such a pedestal? Having tamed Can we really put Ben (hereby representing all men) on such a pedestal? Having tamed those beasts set aside for him, is it not like Ben to seek out that which has historically (regardless of how brief a history) been set aside for women? Woolf criticizes the masculine in her work with the repetition of the phrases uttered by that inconsiderate individual who makes the claim that women cannot paint or write. Is Ben not committing the same crime as that unfortunate character?
In stating "[b]etter like this, bitch," Ben employs a word that I would consider to be demasculinizing, rather than feminine. In using the word bitch, he seizes this scholarly investigation and, if you will, pisses on it, claiming it as his own. His statement is an outright challenge. This is a book I stole from women, and I urinated on it. You'd better appreciate my conquest or I will also urinate on you. — Caris O'Malley
Pisses Sayings By Will Advise: I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off. — Will Advise
Pisses Sayings By Sandra Bullock: I feel like when you have an unauthorized police badge and something that looks like I feel like when you have an unauthorized police badge and something that looks like it could be a concealed weapon in the small of your back that when you, someone crosses you, pisses you off, road rage, I think just the slight badge and the little moving away of the jacket and not losing eye contact does amazing things. — Sandra Bullock
Pisses Sayings By Evan Dara: I would next like to work in anthropology; for here, if I may say so, I would next like to work in anthropology; for here, if I may say so, I believe I have much to contribute-indeed, I believe I am on the verge of substantiating significant advances both theoretical and practical; yes, my inquisitors, I assure you this is true; for I have established, on my own, as an unaffiliated scholar, no less than a new definition of Man- yes, him- one that is easily more rigorous than any heretofore proposed; forget opposable thumbs, disregard use of tools,lay down language capacity or abstract reasoning-those are clearly insufficient; my definition easily surpasses these provisional flouncings in accuracy, comprehensiveness, and elegance; and it is this: man is the animal who pisses where he shouldn't; — Evan Dara
Pisses Sayings By A.P. Jensen: Most of the time, I don't know whether to fight you, spank you or screw Most of the time, I don't know whether to fight you, spank you or screw you. You make me crazy and you don't listen to me, which pisses me off. — A.P. Jensen
Pisses Sayings By Robert Lansing: You know, I don't mind dying. The thing that pisses me off is that I You know, I don't mind dying. The thing that pisses me off is that I won't get to be an old man. I was looking forward to that. — Robert Lansing
Pisses Sayings By Alex Trebek: I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off. — Alex Trebek
Pisses Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc)
You'd better be glad I'm flattered by that. Otherwise I'd gut you. (Zarek)
Ditto. (Jericho) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Pisses Sayings By I.T. Lucas: There was this one day, though, that I saw another side of Amanda. When someone There was this one day, though, that I saw another side of Amanda. When someone pisses her off, she can get bitchy as hell." Clara patted her knee. "Everyone gets moody from time to time. What you need to keep in mind is that it is probably not about you, and there is no reason for you to get upset. The best thing you can do is to get out of the line of fire. You don't want to get hit just because you are there and make an easy target. — I.T. Lucas
Pisses Sayings By Jenn Bennett: I'm not sure what I feel. All I know is that I'm tired of being I'm not sure what I feel. All I know is that I'm tired of being the innocent bystander who gets punched in the gut. It's their fight - Mom and Dad's. But how come Heath and I are the ones who end up bruised?" He rearranged one of my braids and wound the loose tail around the tip of his index finger. "Because everything we do in life affects someone else. Buddhists say that inside and outside are basically the same thing. It's like we're all trapped together in a small room. If someone pisses in the corner, we all have to worry about it trickling across the floor and getting our shoes wet. — Jenn Bennett
Pisses Sayings By Barbara Kingsolver: Mexico admits you through an arched stone orifice into the tree-filled courtyard of its heart, Mexico admits you through an arched stone orifice into the tree-filled courtyard of its heart, where a dog pisses against a wall and a waiter hustles through a curtain of jasmine to bring a bowl of tortilla soup, steaming with cilantro and lime. Cats stalk lizards among the clay pots around the fountain, doves settle into the flowering vines and coo their prayers, thankful for the existence of lizards. The potted plants silently exhale, outgrowing their clay pots. Like Mexico's children they stand pinched and patient in last year's too-small shoes. — Barbara Kingsolver
Pisses Sayings By Colleen Hoover: I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I'm I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I'm not going to let him perform his little Jedi mind tricks on me, no matter how much I wish I could perform them on him. He's completely unreadable and even more unpredictable. It pisses me off. — Colleen Hoover
Pisses Sayings By Nelson DeMille: Use a gun that works every time. As George Washington said, 'All skill is in Use a gun that works every time. As George Washington said, 'All skill is in vain when an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket. — Nelson DeMille
Pisses Sayings By Madonna: There's no such thing as the perfect soulmate. If you meet someone and you think There's no such thing as the perfect soulmate. If you meet someone and you think they're perfect, you better run as fast as you can in the other direction. 'Cos your soulmate is the person that pushes all your buttons, pisses you off on a regular basis, and makes you face your shit. — Madonna
Pisses Sayings By Michael West: Well, at least we know they can be killed. It always pisses me off when Well, at least we know they can be killed. It always pisses me off when the monster won't die. — Michael West
Pisses Sayings By Jessica Valenti: Women are raising children, picking up socks, and making sure you feel like a man Women are raising children, picking up socks, and making sure you feel like a man by supporting you when you need it and looking sexy (but not trying too hard, because that would be pathetic). We're being independent and bad bitches while wearing fucking lipstick and heels so as not to offend your delicate aesthetic sensibility, yet even just the word "feminist" pisses you off. How dare we. — Jessica Valenti
Pisses Sayings By Sarah J. Maas: He studied the threshold to the bedroom hallway. "Azriel, Mor, Amren, and Cassian," he said, He studied the threshold to the bedroom hallway. "Azriel, Mor, Amren, and Cassian," he said, marking the eyes I'd painted. "You do know that one of them is going to paint a moustache under the eyes of whoever pisses them off that day."
I clamped my lips to keep the smile in. "Oh, Mor already promised to do that. — Sarah J. Maas
Pisses Sayings By Pierce Brosnan: There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see crap movies. — Pierce Brosnan
Pisses Sayings By Cambria Hebert: Romeo: You know what pisses me off?When good days are ruined by bad s*t. Romeo: You know what pisses me off?
When good days are ruined by bad s*t. — Cambria Hebert
Pisses Sayings By Jessica Park: What is perceived as normal. That makes it other people's failings. Deficits. Not yours. Who What is perceived as normal. That makes it other people's failings. Deficits. Not yours. Who the hell sets the standards, huh? Who gets to say how we are supposed to be? Or who we are supposed to be? And how dare anyone make you feel inadequate for being who you are? It's not okay. It pisses me off. — Jessica Park
Pisses Sayings By Gary Cherone: Your woman pisses you off so that gets in there; that's rock n roll. Your woman pisses you off so that gets in there; that's rock n roll. — Gary Cherone
Pisses Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: After all, what doesn't kill you ... just really pisses you off. After all, what doesn't kill you ... just really pisses you off. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Pisses Sayings By Goose Gossage: Hitting in a game is no different than hitting in a home run contest. It Hitting in a game is no different than hitting in a home run contest. It pisses me off to say Barry Bonds is the greatest hitter. He's playing in a wussy era. The game is soft. You never get thrown at today. Last thing a hitter has to worry about today is getting hit. The first thing Hank Aaron had to worry about is: Am I going to survive this at-bat because I'm black. — Goose Gossage
Pisses Sayings By Gillian Flynn: But I do like a certain standard of living - I think it's fair to But I do like a certain standard of living - I think it's fair to say the garbage shouldn't literally overflow, and the plates shouldn't sit in the sink for a week with smears of bean burrito dried on them. That's just being a good grown-up roommate. And Nick's not doing anything anymore, so I have to nag, and it pisses me off: — Gillian Flynn
Pisses Sayings By Martin Lawrence: If somebody pisses me off and I understand it ain't personal then I'll go to If somebody pisses me off and I understand it ain't personal then I'll go to another place and I'll meditate. — Martin Lawrence
Pisses Sayings By Chuck Palahniuk: The paradox of being a professional artist. How we spend our lives trying to express The paradox of being a professional artist. How we spend our lives trying to express ourselves well, but we have nothing to tell. We want creativity to be a system of cause and effect. Results. Marketable product. We want dedication and discipline to equal recognition and reward. We get on our art school treadmill, our graduate program for a master's in fine arts, and practice, practice, practice. With all our excellent skills, we have nothing special to document. .... Nothing pisses us off more than when some strung-out drug addict, a lazy bum, or a slobbering pervert creates a masterpiece. As if by accident. Some idiot who's not afraid to say what they really love. — Chuck Palahniuk
Pisses Sayings By Eve Silver: What are you doing?""Activating it.""Uh ... No you're not." I jerk my hand away. "You're What are you doing?"
"Activating it."
"Uh ... No you're not." I jerk my hand away. "You're not activating anything until I get some answers."
"Yeah, I am. If I don't activate it, it explodes." He sounds dead serious.
"For real?"
He doesn't answer, and that pisses me off. But I can't be certain it isn't for real, and since I'm fond of having a hand at the end of my arm, I offer my wrist. He finishes running his fingers over the screen.
I change direction and ask, "Would the bracelet really have exploded if you didn't activate it?"
There's a slight pause that makes me think I've surprised him by shifting topics. Good. Better that I have him on his toes than he have me on mine.
"No," he says, and I think the corners of his mouth twitch in the hint if a smile. — Eve Silver