Ridiculously Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

12 Ridiculously Funny Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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Christoph Waltz is stunning, an insanely nice guy. He is not only a ridiculously good actor, he's also funny, helpful & a good colleague. I like his work ethic. I mean, the guy has won an Oscar and despite that he is receptive, open-minded & not the least bit snooty. Reese Witherspoon is the same. It may be the nicest cast that I have worked with yet.Robert Pattinson Ridiculously Funny Sayings By Robert Pattinson: Christoph Waltz is stunning, an insanely nice guy. He is not only a ridiculously good
God is funny. He had a funny day when he made me. A funny, thoughtful, crazy day. He gave me a physique by which I would be so easily and so quickly judged, then gave me a mind by which I would so deeply magnetize, He put within me a heart with small, fast wings that I can hardly, barely handle, and then gave me a voice that hides behind everything in whispers. Oh, and also put a pen in my hand which writes me into madness! How can anyone possibly understand me? But I don't think God cared about that thought, when He made me! How ridiculously unfair!C. JoyBell C. Ridiculously Funny Sayings By C. JoyBell C.: God is funny. He had a funny day when he made me. A funny, thoughtful,
Tatiana is a ridiculously curvy thing of dreams, with smooth succulent thighs, long strawberry blond cascading beneath a teal bandana, and a nympho sparkle in her eyes that says pick me, lick me, spank me, or I punish you. Raw innocence and mayhem at once.Brett Tate Ridiculously Funny Sayings By Brett Tate: Tatiana is a ridiculously curvy thing of dreams, with smooth succulent thighs, long strawberry blond
I've tried many different types of alarm apps, but the tried and true is the iPhone alarm. I like it because you can label your alarms. For my personal amusement, I've labeled them 3 a.m. for 'ridiculously early,' 3:30 is just 'early,' and 4 is 'slacker.'Savannah Guthrie Ridiculously Funny Sayings By Savannah Guthrie: I've tried many different types of alarm apps, but the tried and true is the
In a near-by clearing, Cricket and How-Ya-Do came upon a ridiculously comical sight.
It was an extra-large hyper-manic bird yelling at the funniest looking Crawfish that she had ever seen. The Crawfish stood over a foot tall, which just does not happen, and he was wearing a light-blue beanie and gold chains around his neck.
Darwun St. James Ridiculously Funny Sayings By Darwun St. James: In a near-by clearing, Cricket and How-Ya-Do came upon a ridiculously comical sight. It was
Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.Julianne Moore Ridiculously Funny Sayings By Julianne Moore: Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or
About as close you can get to the perfect cerebral thriller: searingly smart, ridiculously funny, and fast as hell ... I defy anybody to read the first page and not keep going to the last.Lev Grossman Ridiculously Funny Sayings By Lev Grossman: About as close you can get to the perfect cerebral thriller: searingly smart, ridiculously funny,
Don't look now," Jay leaned over to whisper, "but the dude at three o'clock is checking you out."
I immediately looked and Jay grunted. How funny-the guy really was looking at me. Albeit with bloodshot eyes. He gave me a nod and I had to suppress a ridiculously girly giggle as I turned back around. I busied myself playing with a strand of my dirty-blond hair.
"You should talk to him," Jay said.
"No way.
Wendy Higgins Ridiculously Funny Sayings By Wendy Higgins: Don't look now," Jay leaned over to whisper, "but the dude at three o'clock is
The universe had no choice but to create intelligent life so that there would be someone else that could simply laugh at how unbelievably, ridiculously and senselessly huge the universe is and how utterly insignificant the rest of us are.Ian Strang Ridiculously Funny Sayings By Ian Strang: The universe had no choice but to create intelligent life so that there would be
I slammed down on my hip first, followed by my shoulder, followed by my ego. It's not often that I crash like this, but often enough that I've recognized a series of reactions that occurs by instinct rather than reason, which explains why they are so ridiculously misprioritized.

1. First thought: "I'm never riding a bike again."
2. Pop quickly onto my feet, and then scan for bystanders to assess embarrassment level.
3. Check bike for damage.
4. Check body for damage.
Tom Babin Ridiculously Funny Sayings By Tom Babin: I slammed down on my hip first, followed by my shoulder, followed by my ego.
Two years ago, I was a twenty-nine year old secretary. Now I am a thirty-one year old writer. I get paid very well to sit around in my pajamas and type on my ridiculously fancy iMac, unless I'd rather take a nap. Feel free to hate me
I certainly would.
Julie Powell Ridiculously Funny Sayings By Julie Powell: Two years ago, I was a twenty-nine year old secretary. Now I am a thirty-one
It's funny, I wonder why we like being praised. There's no money in it. Fame? How famous could we get? ... Aren't humans absurd? I suppose we like praise for its own sake. The way children like ice cream. It's an inferiority complex, that's what it is. Praise assuages our insecurities. And ridiculously so.Arkady Strugatsky Ridiculously Funny Sayings By Arkady Strugatsky: It's funny, I wonder why we like being praised. There's no money in it. Fame?