Saiman's Famous Quotes & Sayings

26 Saiman's Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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Saiman reached into the trunk and pulled out a pink tulle tutu.
"No."
"Yes."
"It won't fit."
"Elastic waistband," Saiman said. "It will fit." Curran's grin was pure evil.
"Don't you dare," I told him.
"It's too bad the magic is up," he said. "I'd take pictures."
"Shut up."
"Have no fear, Alpha," Ascanio said. "We'll tell no one."
Kill me, somebody.
Saiman held out the tulle skirt to me.
"Maybe it will work without it."
"Don't be ridiculous."
"If I put this on, it will be ridiculous."
Saiman waved the pink tutu in front of me. Fine. I snatched it out of his hands and pulled it on over my hips.
Ascanio collapsed into a moaning heap of laughter.
"Now what?"
"Move around onstage. It would help if you danced."
Curran was dying. That was the only rational explanation for the noises coming from his direction.
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: Saiman reached into the trunk and pulled out a pink tulle tutu. "No." "Yes." "It
Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears. SaimanIlona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by
So. You refuse my money, you serve me thirty-year-old Highland Park scotch, and we've been in the same room for approximately five minutes, yet none of my bones are broken. This leads me to believe that your back is against the wall and you desperately need me for something. I'm dying to know what that is.Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: So. You refuse my money, you serve me thirty-year-old Highland Park scotch, and we've been
Do you like my working persona?" Saiman asked softly. "An aesthetically pleasing combination of intelligence and elegance, wouldn't you say?"
Aren't we pleased with ourselves. "Are you Chinese, Japanese, half-white? I can't tell, your features are neither here nor there."
"I'm inscrutable, mysterious and intellectual."
He forgot conceited. "Did you have any trouble getting that ego through the door?"
Saiman didn't even blink. "Not in the least.
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: Do you like my working persona?" Saiman asked softly. "An aesthetically pleasing combination of intelligence
Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked.
"Yes", Saiman said. "And now he is demolishing the Maserati with it."
Ten seconds later Curran hurled the twisted wreck of black and orange that used to be the Maserati into the wall.
The first melodic notes of an old song came from the computer. I glanced at Saiman.
He shrugged. "It begged for a soundtrack.
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked."Yes", Saiman said. "And now he is
What do you think?" he asked, his voice deep and commanding.
I eyed him. "Impressive, but too much."
He leaned toward me, the blue eyes smoky with a promise I was shure he could fulfill. I tried not to think of the bedroom.
"Too much?"
"Yes. I like the menace. It's very masculine, but he looks like he would screw everything in sight and call me 'wench
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: What do you think?" he asked, his voice deep and commanding.I eyed him. "Impressive, but
I prefer the term 'sexual deviant' myself," Saiman said.Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: I prefer the term 'sexual deviant' myself," Saiman said.
I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. "Stay here. Guard the car."
Saiman shut the door. "Is the sword sentient?"
"No. But I like to pretend it is.
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. "Stay here. Guard the car."Saiman shut
What's this "
"A needle."
"What should I do with it " He'd walked right into it. Too easy.
"Please use it to pop your head. It's obscuring my view of the room.
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: What's this ""A needle.""What should I do with it " He'd walked right into it.
The Beast Lord walked out of the warehouse. The screen went dark.
My knight in furry armor.
Saiman opened his mouth. This is why I didn't. Personally, I think your smile is inappropriate.
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: The Beast Lord walked out of the warehouse. The screen went dark.My knight in furry
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at him.
"Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me.
"You think I should slap some man into him?
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall.
What happened?"
"You fell."
"Really? What did I fall into?"
"My fist."
"That explains the headache.
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: What happened?""You fell.""Really? What did I fall into?""My fist.""That explains the headache.
You destroyed five million dollars' worth of luxury cars."
"Yes, but none of them are wearing human heads as hood ornaments.
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: You destroyed five million dollars' worth of luxury cars.""Yes, but none of them are wearing
I've read your summary."
"And?"
"It's not incompetent."
Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. "Did you expect it to be written in crayon?
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: I've read your summary.""And?""It's not incompetent."Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman
It's a party house."
"I hope for your sake it's a very tame party." If he brought me to some sort of sex orgy, he would fly right through one of those pretty windows, headfirst.
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: It's a party house.""I hope for your sake it's a very tame party." If he
I know a man who is in love with my friend. He loves her absolutely.
The only thing he wants in return is for her to love him."
Saiman arched his eyebrows, imitating me. "And?"
"You're the exact opposite of him. You lack the capacity to love, so you want to smother mine as well.
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: I know a man who is in love with my friend. He loves her absolutely.
Five minutes later, we were rolling around on the helipad as he tried to muscle his way out of my armlock, after slamming me onto the helipad.
"I finally realized the source of your mutual attraction," Saiman said, his voice dry.
I looked up. He was standing a few feet away.
"Do enlighten us." Curran tried to roll into me to break the lock. Oh no you don't.
"You both think violence is foreplay.
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: Five minutes later, we were rolling around on the helipad as he tried to muscle
Obviously I was missing the whole picture. Any minute now he would leap up, wrench the two-inch silver alloy bars apart despite the fact that silver was toxic to shapeshifters, and heroically kick Saiman's ass. Any minute now. Any minute.Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: Obviously I was missing the whole picture. Any minute now he would leap up, wrench
I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to him.
'What's this?'
'A needle.'
'What should I do with it?'
He'd walked right into it. Too easy. 'Please use it to pop your head. It's obscuring my view of the room.'
- Kate & Saiman
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to
You're like a god from a Greek myth, Saiman. You have no empathy. You have no concept of the world beyond your ego. Wanting something gives you an automatic right to obtain it by whatever means necessary with no regard to the damage it may do. I would be careful if I were you. Friends and objects of deities' desires dropped like flies. In the end the gods always ended up miserable and alone.
- Kate Daniels
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: You're like a god from a Greek myth, Saiman. You have no empathy. You have
I leaned forward slightly and pulled the lower lid of my left eye down.
"What the f**k?" the stocky, muscular woman behind Tremblay murmured. Not a melee fighter. She stood flat on her feet, planted like a tree, and carried no weapons.
"She's asking you if you can see the care in her eye." Saiman said helpfully.
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: I leaned forward slightly and pulled the lower lid of my left eye down."What the
Ask!" the cat said.
"Ask, Kate!" Saiman prompted.
"Ask!" one of the volhvs called out.
I took a deep breath. The cat leaned forward in anticipation.
"Would you like some milk?
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: Ask!" the cat said."Ask, Kate!" Saiman prompted."Ask!" one of the volhvs called out.I took a
Next to me, Saiman smiled.
We all want what we can't have, Kate. I want you, you want love, and he wants to break my neck.
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: Next to me, Saiman smiled. We all want what we can't have, Kate. I want
Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your 'I told you so' speech.Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your
Can I be of assistance?" Saiman asked.
"Have you ever delivered a child?" Doolittle asked.
"Yes, I have."
"Good. We have to perform a C-section. One of her unborn is trying to kill the other."
"Fascinating," Saiman said. [p.304]
Ilona Andrews Saiman's Sayings By Ilona Andrews: Can I be of assistance?" Saiman asked."Have you ever delivered a child?" Doolittle asked."Yes, I