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13 Short Funny Pub Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Short Funny Pub Sayings By A.G. Howard: You shaved your chest?"He looks down at the sheer black stripes. "Actually, there wasn't a You shaved your chest?"
He looks down at the sheer black stripes. "Actually, there wasn't a mirror in my room. Gossamer did it after my bath, when she shaved my face. She said elves are hairless everywhere but their heads."
Everywhere? I pictured him naked - Gossamer touching his abs, among other places. "That sprite saw you in the nude?"
He clears his throat. "More than just her. I think there were about thirty of them climbing on me at one point."
A surge of jealousy scalds me. My fists clench. "Thirty sprites touched your naked body?"
"Chill about the sprites, all right? Flying lima beans aren't my thing. — A.G. Howard
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Short Funny Pub Sayings By Euginia Herlihy: We can share same dream, same vision but when it comes to navigate the dream We can share same dream, same vision but when it comes to navigate the dream is completely different kettle of fish. — Euginia Herlihy
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Short Funny Pub Sayings By Tessa Jowell: The BBC's aim, along with schools, libraries and literacy groups, to involve more people in The BBC's aim, along with schools, libraries and literacy groups, to involve more people in reading groups is an exciting idea and one that I hope will keep readers all over the UK exploring and sharing the wonderful world of books. — Tessa Jowell
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Short Funny Pub Sayings By Mary Kay Ash: Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise. Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise. — Mary Kay Ash
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Short Funny Pub Sayings By Sahara Sanders: Climbing your personal Everest, do your best to make sure it won't end up being Climbing your personal Everest, do your best to make sure it won't end up being your Calvary. — Sahara Sanders
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Short Funny Pub Sayings By Alexander Suvorov: Fire opens the gates of victory. Fire opens the gates of victory. — Alexander Suvorov
Short Funny Pub Sayings By Anne Lamott: Easter says that love is more powerful than death, bigger than the dark, bigger than Easter says that love is more powerful than death, bigger than the dark, bigger than cancer, bigger even than airport security lines. — Anne Lamott
Short Funny Pub Sayings By George Orwell: To sum up. A plongeur is a slave, and a wasted slave, doing stupid and To sum up. A plongeur is a slave, and a wasted slave, doing stupid and largely unnecessary work. He is kept at work, ultimately, because of a vague feeling that he would be dangerous if he had leisure. And educated people, who should be on his side, acquiesce in the process, because they know nothing about him and consequently are afraid of him. I say this of the plongeur because it is his case I have been considering; it would apply equally to numberless other types of worker. These are only my own Ideas about the basic facts of a plongeur's life, made without reference to immediate economic questions, and no doubt largely platitudes. I present them as a sample of the thoughts that are put into one's head by working in a hotel. — George Orwell
Short Funny Pub Sayings By J.K. Rowling: Even the weather seemed to be celebrating; as June approached, the days became cloudless and Even the weather seemed to be celebrating; as June approached, the days became cloudless and sultry, and all anybody felt like doing was strolling onto the grounds and flopping down on the grass with several pints of iced pumpkin juice, perhaps playing a casual game of Gobstones or watching the giant squid propel itself dreamily across the surface of the lake. — J.K. Rowling
Short Funny Pub Sayings By Brandon Sanderson: Don't make trouble at the pub tonight, Wayne," the man intoned in response. "My temper Don't make trouble at the pub tonight, Wayne," the man intoned in response. "My temper is really short." "Temper?" Wayne said, passing him. "That's a funny name for it, mate, but if the ladies like you givin' silly names to your body parts, I ain't gonna say nothin'. — Brandon Sanderson
Short Funny Pub Sayings By Friedrich Nietzsche: The Antichrist, Section 7 The Antichrist, Section 7 — Friedrich Nietzsche
Short Funny Pub Sayings By Chris Patten: It behaves more like a tribe than a democratic institution ... responding to custom rather It behaves more like a tribe than a democratic institution ... responding to custom rather than reason and using its own liturgy and language for the conduct of its domestic affairs. — Chris Patten
Short Funny Pub Sayings By Hideo Kojima: In Japan, there are storm channels on either side of the main roads. There were In Japan, there are storm channels on either side of the main roads. There were so many times when I'd fall into these ditches because I was lost in stories as I was walking along. It's still dangerous for me to drive. I've driven into the gate outside my house numerous times. — Hideo Kojima