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Julia had been very very good for a very long time, and the funny thing about that was, if you're too good too much of the time, people start to forget about you. You're not a problem, so people can strike you off their list of things to worry about. Nobody makes a fuss over you. They make a fuss over the bad girls.Lev Grossman So Much Funny Sayings By Lev Grossman: Julia had been very very good for a very long time, and the funny thing
It's funny how one summer can change everything. It must be something about the heat and the smell of chlorine, fresh-cut grass and honeysuckle, asphalt sizzling after late-day thunderstorms, the steam rising while everything drips around it. Something about long, lazy days and whirring air conditioners and bright plastic flip-flops from the drugstore thwacking down the street. Something about fall being so close, another year, another Christmas, another beginning. So much in one summer, stirring up like the storms that crest at the end of each day, blowing out all the heat and dirt to leave everything gasping and cool. Everyone can reach back to one summer and lay a finger to it, finding the exact point when everything changed. That summer was mine.Sarah Dessen So Much Funny Sayings By Sarah Dessen: It's funny how one summer can change everything. It must be something about the heat
The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than what we blame so much in fortune.Francois De La Rochefoucauld So Much Funny Sayings By Francois De La Rochefoucauld: The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than
My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.Ellie Goulding So Much Funny Sayings By Ellie Goulding: My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really,
I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don't know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem.Robert Pattinson So Much Funny Sayings By Robert Pattinson: I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter
People that want it to just be funny should not despair, because there is so much true crazy comedy coming up.Mary Steenburgen So Much Funny Sayings By Mary Steenburgen: People that want it to just be funny should not despair, because there is so
Oooohhhh, you're one of those kids," Whitney said, suddenly cracking up.
"What in the hell is so damn funny? One of what kids?"
"You had a horrible high school experience, didn't you?"
"High school is where demons go to eat little children."
"Carter!" She erupted into body-shaking laughter, rolling from left to right. "Oh my God, you are too much. This isn't high school anymore!"
"Um, hello, have you seen the movie Carrie?
Rachael Wade So Much Funny Sayings By Rachael Wade: Oooohhhh, you're one of those kids," Whitney said, suddenly cracking up."What in the hell is
In Berkeley and San Francisco, the revolution didn't seem to far away. A lot of white radicals, hippies, Chicanos, Blacks, and Asians were ready to get down. But i hadn't forgotten the hard hats and the red necks and the bible belt and the so called middle amerikans who had elected Nixon. I couldn't imagine how the "new left" was talking to those people, much less organizing and changing their minds. I decided the only way i would come up with answers was to on keep studying and struggling. I didn't know how half of what i was studying would fit in but i figured it would all come in handy some day. I read about guerrilla warfare and clandestine struggle without having the faintest idea that one day i would go underground. It's kind of funny when i think about it because reading that stuff had probably saved my life a million times.Assata Shakur So Much Funny Sayings By Assata Shakur: In Berkeley and San Francisco, the revolution didn't seem to far away. A lot of
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.Iliza Shlesinger So Much Funny Sayings By Iliza Shlesinger: It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with
He made a sound of disgust in the back of his throat. Oh thank you so much. That's what every man wants to hear about his name. You might as well call me 'Little Pecker' while you're at it and tell me you would love to have me go shopping with you for feminine hygiene products. Oh and by all means, carry a big, sparkling pink bag with flowers on it and make me hold it.Sherrilyn Kenyon So Much Funny Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: He made a sound of disgust in the back of his throat. Oh thank you
Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I don't think there's another like it in the English language that says so much while actually saying so little.Emma Chase So Much Funny Sayings By Emma Chase: Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I don't think there's another like it in
Dear Mommy
I'm doing really good,
I get all A's in school
And I don't cry at bedtime anymore,
Though my new mom said I could.
I remember how much you hate tears,
You slapped them out of me
To make me strong,
I think it worked.
I learned to use a microscope
And my hair grew two inches.
It's pretty, just like yours.
I'm not allowed to clean the house,
Only my own room,
Isn't that a funny rule?
You say kids are so much trouble
Getting born, they better pay it back.
I'm not supposed to take care
Of the other kids, only me, I sort of like it.
I still get the hole in my stomach
When I do something wrong,
I have a saying on my mirror
"Kids make mistakes, It's OK,"
I read it every day,
Sometimes I even believe it.
I wonder if you ever think of me
Or if you're glad the troublemaker's gone,
I never want to see you again.
I love you, Mommy.
Karyl McBride So Much Funny Sayings By Karyl McBride: Dear MommyI'm doing really good,I get all A's in schoolAnd I don't cry at bedtime
I think comedy, so much of it comes out of the strange sort of golden instant 'cause you don't know why it's funny, but you captured it.Alice Lowe So Much Funny Sayings By Alice Lowe: I think comedy, so much of it comes out of the strange sort of golden
So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.Aisha Tyler So Much Funny Sayings By Aisha Tyler: So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny
I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I'm like that much more cake in the world. But then when someone dies, I'm like the cake streak is over ...Demetri Martin So Much Funny Sayings By Demetri Martin: I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I
Rwandans have a funny relationship with God, which they convey through a story that anyone can tell you: "God worked very hard for six days creating the heavens and the earth. But on the seventh day, he needed a break, so he picked Rwanda as the place to take a much needed sleep. God sleeps in Rwanda, then keeps busy at work everywhere else."
This story has two meanings: The negative take is that God is not in Rwanda to protect you or answer your prayers, that He comes here only to shut His eyes. The other interpretation of "God sleeps in Rwanda" is that the country is a mile up, cooler and more beautiful than any other place, and so, naturally, this would be where God comes when He is not punching the clock. His favorite place. It was the second interpretation that we needed to believe.
Josh Ruxin So Much Funny Sayings By Josh Ruxin: Rwandans have a funny relationship with God, which they convey through a story that anyone
Eating be eating, b'ain't it, Birdie?'
'Nay, Uncle Bear: In Caermelor, at the Royal Court, they be so-oh, so much more advanced than anywhere else. 'Tis not done to wipe your fingers on your hair or the tablecloth, or belch, or speak with your mouth full of food, or scratch, or pick your teeth at table. Ye have to use little forks to pick up the food. Ye not allowed to pour wine for your betters or for yourself, but to wait for them to deign to pour it for ye, if they be feeling generous. And the carving of the meats must be done a certain way, and as for the toasts-it would take ye a whole day just to learn the complications.
'Takes the fun out of eating,' observed Sianadh.
Cecilia Dart-Thornton So Much Funny Sayings By Cecilia Dart-Thornton: Eating be eating, b'ain't it, Birdie?''Nay, Uncle Bear: In Caermelor, at the Royal Court, they
He'd spent so much time in the penalty box for fighting last season, he'd been tempted to hang a picture and maybe set up a lava lamp, it had felt so much like homeRachel Gibson So Much Funny Sayings By Rachel Gibson: He'd spent so much time in the penalty box for fighting last season, he'd been
Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times.Kate Langley Bosher So Much Funny Sayings By Kate Langley Bosher: Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I
I've always believed that to some extent you get to decide for yourself what your life will be like. You can either look at the world and say "Oh, isn't it all so tragic, so grim, so awful." Or you can look at the world and decide that it's mostly funny.
If you step back far enough from the details, everything gets funny. You say war is tragic. I say, isn't it crazy the way people will fight over nothing? People fight wars to control crappy little patches of empty desert, for crying out loud. It's like fighting over an empty soda can. It's not so much tragic as it is ridiculous. Asinine! Stupid!
You say, isn't it terrible about global warming? And I say, no, it's funny. We're going to bring on global warming because we ran too many leaky air conditioners? We used too much spray deodorant, so now we'll be doomed to sweat forever? That's not sad. That's irony.
Katherine Applegate So Much Funny Sayings By Katherine Applegate: I've always believed that to some extent you get to decide for yourself what your
There's so much that we just accept, but the reasons behind how certain rules came to be are so fascinating and funny, it just increases your affection for language.Ursula Dubosarsky So Much Funny Sayings By Ursula Dubosarsky: There's so much that we just accept, but the reasons behind how certain rules came
It's funny. I met a man once who did a lot of mountain climbing. I asked him which was harder, ascending or descending? He said without a doubt descending, because ascending you were so focused on reaching the top, you avoided mistakes.
The backside of a mountain is a fight against human nature," he said. "You have to care as much about yourself on the way down as you did on the way up.
Mitch Albom So Much Funny Sayings By Mitch Albom: It's funny. I met a man once who did a lot of mountain climbing. I
When you grow up without it, you want to have it. It's funny, in America some people say, 'Why do you want to make money so much?' And I say, 'Well, I guess you didn't starve as a kid.'Olga Kurylenko So Much Funny Sayings By Olga Kurylenko: When you grow up without it, you want to have it. It's funny, in America
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.Ellen DeGeneres So Much Funny Sayings By Ellen DeGeneres: It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though
Sam laughed, a funny, self-deprecating laugh. "You did read a lot. And spent too much time just inside the kitchen window, where I couldn't see you very well."
"And not enough time mostly naked in front of my bedroom window?" I teased.
Sam turned bright red. "That," he said, "is so not the point of this conversation.
Maggie Stiefvater So Much Funny Sayings By Maggie Stiefvater: Sam laughed, a funny, self-deprecating laugh. "You did read a lot. And spent too much
I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric ... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.Harry Connick Jr. So Much Funny Sayings By Harry Connick Jr.: I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go
Like with 'Parks and Recreation,' it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had.Aziz Ansari So Much Funny Sayings By Aziz Ansari: Like with 'Parks and Recreation,' it's so much fun because the people writing it are
What I realized with Funny or Die is that I could take it into my own hands. On a much smaller scale, I think these videos are an accurate representation of who I am. As weird as they may be, I'm at least proud of them, and it showed that I do have a slightly different voice. I can't tell you how often people bring up these videos in interviews, and I'm so happy to talk about them because we created them from the ground up.Dave Franco So Much Funny Sayings By Dave Franco: What I realized with Funny or Die is that I could take it into my
It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight."
"I know. Being Drunk is weird."
"Oh my god. I love you so much. Especially when you say stuff like that."
"Like what?"
"Nothing. Never mind. Although I'm dying to know why your shoe is green.
Jessica Sorensen So Much Funny Sayings By Jessica Sorensen: It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight.""I know. Being Drunk is weird.""Oh my god.
Funny how being decrepit, diseased and sentenced to death gave you so much power. She couldn't go to Morocco nor even drive herself into town. She could hardly move off the couch. But she could say whatever she wanted: she had bitch licence.Fiona McGregor So Much Funny Sayings By Fiona McGregor: Funny how being decrepit, diseased and sentenced to death gave you so much power. She
I don't want to love him - this would be so much simpler if I didn't. But I do.
He's funny, and passionate, and strong, and he believes in me more than I even believe in myself. When he looks at me, I feel like I could take on the whole world and come out standing tall. I like myself better when I'm with him, because of how he sees me. He makes me feel beautiful and powerful, like I'm the most important thing in the world, and I don't know how to walk away from that. I don't know how to walk away from him.
Rachel Vincent So Much Funny Sayings By Rachel Vincent: I don't want to love him - this would be so much simpler if I
I love Felicity Jones. It was funny because I went to go see the 'Rogue One' set, and I was like, 'Oh my God, I love you.' And she's so tiny, and elegant, and she's just so small. Everyone's so much smaller than they seem.Daisy Ridley So Much Funny Sayings By Daisy Ridley: I love Felicity Jones. It was funny because I went to go see the 'Rogue
It was funny, in her old age, to look back and see for how short a period her nest had NOT been empty. Relatively speaking, it was nothing - empty far longer than full. so much of herself had been invested in those children; who could believe how briefly they'd been with her.Anne Tyler So Much Funny Sayings By Anne Tyler: It was funny, in her old age, to look back and see for how short
I've done this sort of thing before. Not prophecies so much, but you'd be surprised how many people want to realign their ancestral lines to seem nobler, or rewrite their family history to remove more morally questionable episodes." He paused to recall a recent rewrite. "One lord wanted the murderers removed from his family line. His family was so corrupt, he ended up with three virgin births, two generations removed entirely and a lady who gave birth at the age of two. Still, no one questions it as there is evidence in the archives." Bubo smugly tapped a book. "There is one thing though, faking a prophecy in the past is easy, you already know the result. How will you make this come true in the future?"
"I have someone in mind for it, but I'm not sure he'll go for it. But then prophecy is all optional anyway." Corvid looked up as if a thought had occurred to him. "I'd best go check on my man, I've not met him yet.
Dylan Perry So Much Funny Sayings By Dylan Perry: I've done this sort of thing before. Not prophecies so much, but you'd be surprised
You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so condescending. 'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading.Jim Gaffigan So Much Funny Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so
At some point, our faith and our words must become our actions and lives. Do we talk more about God than we obey him? We aren't going to get to heaven and have God say, "Thanks for talking about doing so much for me with your friends. That was awesome!" Many of us have sat in Bible studies or retreats or church talking about what we want to change and how we want to live for God, only to go home and back to the routine of life. Change is a funny thing. It takes change to change.Jennie Allen So Much Funny Sayings By Jennie Allen: At some point, our faith and our words must become our actions and lives. Do
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.Will Rogers So Much Funny Sayings By Will Rogers: I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in
I did a lot of serious plays, and I did the Oxford Review as well, which is supposed to be funny, but I'm not sure how funny we were when we did it. Then, when I finished my course, it was only then that I decided to go to drama school and try and do acting because I was enjoying it so much and so on.Katherine Parkinson So Much Funny Sayings By Katherine Parkinson: I did a lot of serious plays, and I did the Oxford Review as well,
I like the way that Dexter mixed humor, dark humor and tragedy, in a way I don't think that I've seen another show do. To handle those tonal shifts with so much confidence. Normally, you can mix humor and dark humor, you can mix dark humor and tragedy, but to mix all three ... There are just moments with Robin and Reuben, the next door neighbors, that are just funny.Jane Espenson So Much Funny Sayings By Jane Espenson: I like the way that Dexter mixed humor, dark humor and tragedy, in a way
But it's not so much having to repair the damage, it's more the attitude behind the vandalism, Harry. Muggle-baiting might strike some wizards as funny, but it's an expression of something much deeper and nastier ...J.K. Rowling So Much Funny Sayings By J.K. Rowling: But it's not so much having to repair the damage, it's more the attitude behind
You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard.Matthew Quick So Much Funny Sayings By Matthew Quick: You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we
The fact that I'm sitting here in the chilly leaves imagining ways to get rid of the boy I loved so much I brought him back from the dead is so ridiculous, so horrifying, it's almost funny. In an unbelievable, black humor way that's not really funny at all.Amy Garvey So Much Funny Sayings By Amy Garvey: The fact that I'm sitting here in the chilly leaves imagining ways to get rid
Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if," so you haven't established or proved without any shadow of a doubt that a woodchuck could chuck wood. Frankly, I believe that they chew wood. I don't think they can chuck wood at all! I take offense to the whole chucking question.Tim Allen So Much Funny Sayings By Tim Allen: Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, "how much wood could a woodchuck
Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense.Tom Robbins So Much Funny Sayings By Tom Robbins: Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude
I always feel funny when I don't reveal things, especially to you [the press], who have supported us so much and are really the big reason we're here. But, we hold back information about the plot because we want to reward the fans for sticking with us, and that's so much fun. That's the funnest part of it.Mitchell Hurwitz So Much Funny Sayings By Mitchell Hurwitz: I always feel funny when I don't reveal things, especially to you [the press], who
Wen you're a married man, Samivel, you'll understand a good many things as you don't understand now; but vether it's worth while goin' through so much to learn so little, as the charity-boy sand ven he go to the end of the alphabet, it's a matter of taste.Charles Dickens So Much Funny Sayings By Charles Dickens: Wen you're a married man, Samivel, you'll understand a good many things as you don't
Funny how the world always praises its opera-singers so much and pays 'em so well and then starves its shoemakers, and yet it needs good shoes so much more than it needs opera
or war or fiction.
Sinclair Lewis So Much Funny Sayings By Sinclair Lewis: Funny how the world always praises its opera-singers so much and pays 'em so well
Some medical beast had revived tar-water in those days as a fine medicine, and Mrs. Joe always kept a supply of it in the cupboard; having a belief in its virtues correspondent to its nastiness. At the best of times, so much of this elixir was administered to me as a choice restorative, that I was conscious of going about, smelling like a new fence.Charles Dickens So Much Funny Sayings By Charles Dickens: Some medical beast had revived tar-water in those days as a fine medicine, and Mrs.
You think you've never been wrong before?"-alex
"sure i have why just last week I bought bobbi brown sandwash petal lip gloss when the pink blossom color would have looked so much better with my complexion. needless to say the purchase was a total disaster"- brittney
"ill bet"-alex.
"havent you ever been wrong before?"-brittany
"absolutely. last week, when i robbed that bank over by the walgreens, I told the teller to hand over all the fifties he had in the till. what i really should have asked for was the twenties 'cause there were way more twenties than fifties"- alex
"what a disaster"- brittany
Simone Elkeles So Much Funny Sayings By Simone Elkeles: You think you've never been wrong before?"-alex"sure i have why just last week I bought
I came into this world black, naked and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world black, naked and ugly. So I enjoy life.Screamin' Jay Hawkins So Much Funny Sayings By Screamin' Jay Hawkins: I came into this world black, naked and ugly. And no matter how much I
Sometimes, when you are busy and children ask funny questions, you don't think so much. You just answer quickly so they will leave you alone. If you don't answer, they will just keep asking or they will go and do something very bad.Jinat Rehana Begum So Much Funny Sayings By Jinat Rehana Begum: Sometimes, when you are busy and children ask funny questions, you don't think so much.
There's pretty much no way for me to answer that without sounding like an asshole, so maybe you could do me a solid and not make me.Alex Potvin So Much Funny Sayings By Alex Potvin: There's pretty much no way for me to answer that without sounding like an asshole,
Looking back now, it's funny to think we got so worked up, because usually the Sales were a big disappointment....But the point was, I suppose, we'd all of us in the past found something at a Sale, something that had become special...and so however much we tried to pretend otherwise, we couldn't ever shake off the old feelings of hope and excitement.Kazuo Ishiguro So Much Funny Sayings By Kazuo Ishiguro: Looking back now, it's funny to think we got so worked up, because usually the
The small things of life were often so much bigger than the great things ... the trivial pleasure like cooking, one's home, little poems especially sad ones, solitary walks, funny things seen and overheard.Barbara Pym So Much Funny Sayings By Barbara Pym: The small things of life were often so much bigger than the great things ...
I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying to be funny, it's trying to be real in a messed up context. That's comedy to me.Will Ferrell So Much Funny Sayings By Will Ferrell: I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations.
Roth was feeling a gentle warmth as he thought of his son. He was remembering the way his son used to awaken him on Sunday mornings. His wife would put the baby in bed with him, and the child would straddle his stomach and pull feebly at the hairs on Roth's chest, cooing with delight. It gave him a pang of joy to think of it, and then, back of it, a realization that he had never enjoyed his child as much when he had lived with him. He had been annoyed and irritable at having his sleep disturbed, and it filled him with wonder that he could have missed so much happiness when he had been so close to it. It seemed to him now that he was very near a fundamental understanding of himself, and he felt a sense of mystery and discovery as if he had found unseen gulfs and bridges in all the familiar drab terrain of his life. "You know," he said, "life is funny.Norman Mailer So Much Funny Sayings By Norman Mailer: Roth was feeling a gentle warmth as he thought of his son. He was remembering
Your last letter made me laugh so much, Em, but you should still get out of there because while it's good for gags it's definitely bad for your soul. You can't throw years of your life away because it makes a funny anecdote.David Nicholls So Much Funny Sayings By David Nicholls: Your last letter made me laugh so much, Em, but you should still get out
People come up to me in supermarkets and demand humour. And the less amusing I am, the more they piss themselves. So I say, "I'm doing my shopping, mate, OK?" and the guy will be on the floor in hysterics. Quite odd. Eventually I do have to say something funny so I usually go for something pathetic like, "It's a nice place to shop but I wouldn't like to live here!" and they roar again. Wet themselves. I'm lucky though that I am not massively famous, I can get the Tube without much bother. Must be awful being the Beckhams.Steve Coogan So Much Funny Sayings By Steve Coogan: People come up to me in supermarkets and demand humour. And the less amusing I
It's like when you're on hold and a recorded voice comes on telling you how much the company values you as a customer. Really? Then maybe you should hire some more support people so I don't have to wait thirty minutes to get help.Jason Fried So Much Funny Sayings By Jason Fried: It's like when you're on hold and a recorded voice comes on telling you how
Personally I don't spend much time thinking about being funny. For me it's always been just a way to get by, a way to be likable yet to remain removed. When I speak up, it's not because I have any particular answers; rather, I have a desire to puncture the pretentiousness of those who seem so certain they do.Wendy Wasserstein So Much Funny Sayings By Wendy Wasserstein: Personally I don't spend much time thinking about being funny. For me it's always been
It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness.Danny Boyle So Much Funny Sayings By Danny Boyle: It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself,
Something in me didnt believe that. I read it again, trying to make sense of the old-fashioned language. Mason watched me curiously, looking like he very much wanted to help.
"Maybe they were hooking up," he suggested.
I laughed. "He was a saint."
"So? Saints probably like sex too. That 'brother and sister' stuff is probably a cover." He pointed to one of the lines. "See? They were 'bound' together." He winked. "It's code.
Richelle Mead So Much Funny Sayings By Richelle Mead: Something in me didnt believe that. I read it again, trying to make sense of
It's interesting with my blog, because it feels to me less like a blog and more like a forum, because my readers are so funny and leave hysterical comments. And I'm not being humble when I say that very often, the comments are so much better than the post originally was.Jenny Lawson So Much Funny Sayings By Jenny Lawson: It's interesting with my blog, because it feels to me less like a blog and
Two days after my dad's funeral, my mom went on a mission. I never understood it until then
that sometimes a spy doesn't need a cover so much as she needs a shield.
Ally Carter So Much Funny Sayings By Ally Carter: Two days after my dad's funeral, my mom went on a mission. I never understood
I think the essence of humor has not changed. It's all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed. Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It's brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.Bette Midler So Much Funny Sayings By Bette Midler: I think the essence of humor has not changed. It's all about surprise, facilitating follows.
If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate
jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country.
Maximum Ride, School's Out
Forever
James Patterson So Much Funny Sayings By James Patterson: If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol.
It's funny how we feel so much but we don't say a word, we're screaming inside but we can't be heard.Wiz Khalifa So Much Funny Sayings By Wiz Khalifa: It's funny how we feel so much but we don't say a word, we're screaming
Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks me up. He's so funny, but he's a true actor, too - he's bringing so much when he's onscreen.Chris Pratt So Much Funny Sayings By Chris Pratt: Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks me up. He's so funny, but he's
Would you like me to write Mrs. Ames about inviting you to Yaddo? Get Miss Moore to write too. You can't invite yourself, though, of course, almost all the invitations are planned. It would be marvelous to have you there. I know the solitude that gets too much. It doesn't drug me, but I get fantastic and uncivilized.
At last my divorce [from Jean Stafford] is over. It's funny at my age to have one's life so much in and on one's hands. All the rawness of learning, what I used to think should be done with by twenty-five. Sometimes nothing is so solid to me as writing - I suppose that's what vocation means - at times a torment, a bad conscience, but all in all, purpose and direction, so I'm thankful, and call it good, as Eliot would say.
Robert Lowell So Much Funny Sayings By Robert Lowell: Would you like me to write Mrs. Ames about inviting you to Yaddo? Get Miss
It's almost funny if it didn't piss me off so much.Vincent Hobbes So Much Funny Sayings By Vincent Hobbes: It's almost funny if it didn't piss me off so much.
Sometimes, when I find it hard to sleep, I'll think of when we first met, of the newness of each other's body, and my impatience to know everything about this person. Looking back, I should have taken it more slowly, measured him out over the course of fifty years rather than cramming him in so quickly. By the end of our first month together, he'd been so thoroughly interrogated that all I had left was breaking news - what little had happened in the few hours since I'd last seen him. Were he a cop or an emergency-room doctor, there might have been a lot to catch up on, but, like me, Hugh works alone, so there was never much to report. "I ate some potato chips," he might say, to which I'd reply, "What kind?" or "That's funny, so did I!" More often than not we'd just breathe into our separate receivers.
Are you still there?"
I'm here."
Good. Don't hang up."
I won't.
David Sedaris So Much Funny Sayings By David Sedaris: Sometimes, when I find it hard to sleep, I'll think of when we first met,
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!Ljupka Cvetanova So Much Funny Sayings By Ljupka Cvetanova: She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
Bugs like these we've got here, you aren't going to find those unless you slow down and hunt really hard. Live nearby for a while and look. At which point it's too late, if you get a bad result. You're out of luck then." Long silence as he walked south along the beach. Then: "It's too bad. It really is a very pretty world." Later: "What's funny is anyone thinking it would work in the first place. I mean it's obvious any new place is going to be either alive or dead. If it's alive it's going to be poisonous, if it's dead you're going to have to work it up from scratch. I suppose that could work, but it might take about as long as it took Earth. Even if you've got the right bugs, even if you put machines to work, it would take thousands of years. So what's the point? Why do it at all? Why not be content with what you've got? Who were they, that they were so discontent? Who the fuck were they?" This sounded much like Devi, and Freya put her headKim Stanley Robinson So Much Funny Sayings By Kim Stanley Robinson: Bugs like these we've got here, you aren't going to find those unless you slow
She got off the train, and John-Paul lifted a hand and smiled. Janie waved back, and as she walked down the railway platform toward him, it came to her with a tiny, bitter shock of self-revelation that it wasn't that she liked Connor more than John-Paul, it was that she liked John-Paul far too much. It was a strain being with someone so good-looking and smart and funny and nice. She was dazzled by John-Paul. Connor was dazzled by her. And it was more fun doing the dazzling. Girls were meant to do the dazzling. John-Paul's interestLiane Moriarty So Much Funny Sayings By Liane Moriarty: She got off the train, and John-Paul lifted a hand and smiled. Janie waved back,
Nerd life is just so much better than regular life.John Green So Much Funny Sayings By John Green: Nerd life is just so much better than regular life.
Funny how things like that can change when you're in these kind of situations. Kash usually drove me crazy. He was so stubborn, and such a smart-ass, but I missed those annoying traits so much. I missed the way our personalities clashed and resulted in us fighting; I would give anything to fight with Kash again. The thought of having children with him used to terrify me, and now I was afraid I'd never get to have that opportunity. And I hated the nickname Sour Patch so damn much, but I would never complain about it again if it meant hearing Kash's voice.Molly McAdams So Much Funny Sayings By Molly McAdams: Funny how things like that can change when you're in these kind of situations. Kash
I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral.John Green So Much Funny Sayings By John Green: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own
They walked to school, talking about how much they were longing for the summer holidays.
"Oh, I am planning things," said Jamie. "Great, great things. I could join a band."
"You gave up the guitar after two lessons."
"Well," he said, "I could be a backup dancer."
"Backup dancers have to wear belly shirts and glitter," said Mae. "So obviously, I support this plan.
Sarah Rees Brennan So Much Funny Sayings By Sarah Rees Brennan: They walked to school, talking about how much they were longing for the summer holidays."Oh,
Being nearly four years old, she was certainly a child: and children are human (if one allows the term "human" a wide sense): but she had not altogether ceased to be a baby: and babies are of course not human
they are animals, and have a very ancient and ramified culture, as cats have, and fishes, and even snakes: the same in kind as these, but much more complicated and vivid, since babies are, after all, one of the most developed species of the lower vertebrates.
In short, babies have minds which work in terms and categories of their own which cannot be translated into the terms and categories of the human mind.
It is true that they look human
but not so human, to be quite fair, as many monkeys.
Subconsciously, too, every one recognizes they are animals
why else do people always laugh when a baby does some action resembling the human, as they would at a praying mantis? If the baby was only a less-developed man, there would be nothing funny in it, surely.
Richard Hughes So Much Funny Sayings By Richard Hughes: Being nearly four years old, she was certainly a child: and children are human (if
it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school.James Jean-Pierre So Much Funny Sayings By James Jean-Pierre: it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more
This is going to sound cheesy, but with acting there are so many tools. When you're on camera, you're using all of it. You're using the voice, you're using your body, you're using wardrobe, all of it, but it's funny, once you take all of those things away, you realize how much you rely on the physicality.Jennifer Stone So Much Funny Sayings By Jennifer Stone: This is going to sound cheesy, but with acting there are so many tools. When
I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's trying hard to be funny because it feels like they're auditioning for a comedy job or something. It doesn't feel romantic to me. I get so much comedy from my life that, from a guy, I'm more looking for something sweet or romantic.Chelsea Peretti So Much Funny Sayings By Chelsea Peretti: I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind
I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.Demetri Martin So Much Funny Sayings By Demetri Martin: I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play
We watch so much film, calling up pitch by pitch, count by count in order to spot tendencies. Technology is a big part of how I get ready for a game. What's funny is a lot of the NFL guys say they study the 'Madden' game; that's how they learn to read offenses and defenses.Carl Crawford So Much Funny Sayings By Carl Crawford: We watch so much film, calling up pitch by pitch, count by count in order
It's funny how life can change so much but still nothing changes at all. Or maybe it's that life changes, but you as a person don't or maybe we adjust, but don't actually change.Lights So Much Funny Sayings By Lights: It's funny how life can change so much but still nothing changes at all. Or
So much of the humor on new sitcoms plays to the lowest common denominator. Wit isn't nearly given as much attention as slipping on a banana peel. So much of the writing is so coarse, so obvious that it doesn't provide a shock, never mind a laugh. What makes something funny is alluding to it without laying it out explicitly. You let the audiences fill in the gaps and that's where the laughs come.Betty White So Much Funny Sayings By Betty White: So much of the humor on new sitcoms plays to the lowest common denominator. Wit
It has no rhythm, but it will because it's so much faster.Eugene Ormandy So Much Funny Sayings By Eugene Ormandy: It has no rhythm, but it will because it's so much faster.
I know you love me." Wistful and filled with wonder. "I love you, too."

Somehow, it's not enough. "For real though, babe. The only person I love more than you is myself."

A loud laugh fills the otherwise darkened room. "Oh my god, tell me you did not just say that."

Am I missing something here? "What's so damn funny? I'm being serious."

"The only person you love more than me is you?"

"Yeah, so?"

"You're ridiculous."

"But you love me?"

"So much.
Sara Ney So Much Funny Sayings By Sara Ney: I know you love me." Wistful and filled with wonder. "I love you, too."Somehow, it's
Much were bent over in laughter. I pushed him, and he rolled to the floor without my intended insult. "Come off it!" I stamped my foot.
"What's so funny?" John asked, coming over in the middle of eating an apple. He tossed me an apple and I threw it at Much. He only laughed harder. "K-k-kissed Scar!" he hooted.
"Someone kissed you?" John asked, turning to me. He didn't look like it were too funny. "Who is he?"
This made Much laugh more.
"None of your business, John Little," I told him.
He stepped closer to me with a flat face that, if I could ape it, I'd never be kissed by a stupid girl when I didn't want to be. "Who, Scar?"
"Jenny Percy!" Much roared.
John's face broke open, like a smile could split a black
mood. "Wait till Rob hears this.
A.C. Gaughen So Much Funny Sayings By A.C. Gaughen: Much were bent over in laughter. I pushed him, and he rolled to the floor
I do not like onions. It's so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new food, I'll try it, I'll eat it. But onions, and pork. Pork and onions.Stacie Orrico So Much Funny Sayings By Stacie Orrico: I do not like onions. It's so funny because I am probably one of the
A new building built on old foundation can't last. Maybe for a while; but when the earthquakes come and the floods flow in, it will wash out. A new building built on a new foundation, though, will be able to endure the ground shaking and the waves that come in. To build a new generation of people, a new foundation needs to be built - the old one destroyed. They once destroyed the foundations of old; but those can be built again. Do you seek comfort? Or do you seek Truth? Your comfort has done nothing for you. Funny how looking into a mirror can cause so much discomfort. I have held many mirrors up for you.C. JoyBell C. So Much Funny Sayings By C. JoyBell C.: A new building built on old foundation can't last. Maybe for a while; but when
Finn is God: So much for Earth Day. I totally screwed things up and started celebrating the wrong planet. Now I have to collect all these stupid trademarked dog figurines that I distributed all of the yard. At least it's better than last year's mistake when I had butt statues everywhere.Jessica Park So Much Funny Sayings By Jessica Park: Finn is God: So much for Earth Day. I totally screwed things up and started
That man behaves so much like the villain in a work of literature, it's almost funny," Arsibalt observed.Neal Stephenson So Much Funny Sayings By Neal Stephenson: That man behaves so much like the villain in a work of literature, it's almost
It's a funny thing, how much time we spend planning our lives. We so convince ourselves of what we want to do, that sometimes we don't see what we're meant to do.Susan Gregg Gilmore So Much Funny Sayings By Susan Gregg Gilmore: It's a funny thing, how much time we spend planning our lives. We so convince
Humans are so Funny. So much moralising about words while at the same time thinking it perfectly "moral" to pepper-bomb cities full of people to protect them from violence.David Icke So Much Funny Sayings By David Icke: Humans are so Funny. So much moralising about words while at the same time thinking
Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.Jimmy Carr So Much Funny Sayings By Jimmy Carr: Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so
I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much.Dav Pilkey So Much Funny Sayings By Dav Pilkey: I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much.
It has affected me very much in the last 10 years. I get it from my grandmother. She was very superstitious as well. I'm funny about numbers. It's become a phobia, so I have to watch it. It affects your day a lot. Before I go on stage, there are certain things I do that are semi-sort of Gypsy superstitious things, but I'm coping with them. It hasn't affected the music, thank God. If you got really bad, you'd say I'll pick that note instead of that one or sing this song before that.Rory Gallagher So Much Funny Sayings By Rory Gallagher: It has affected me very much in the last 10 years. I get it from
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.William J. Clinton So Much Funny Sayings By William J. Clinton: Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And
It's funny, this - so many words to describe the same thing," she smiled..."Penis is simply an anatomical appendage, as exciting as a finger or a phalange. A willy is something small and flaccid, and at least slightly humorous. Prick is the organ as viewed with distaste, perhaps with so much as to describe the entire body it's attached to, like a dick, but more so. Phallus is a symbol of fertility, but my favourite...is the cock, which is only ever the hard, real thing, unleashed and ready to dive head-first into any waiting orifice. Or hole, while I'm in thesaurus mode.Morgana Blackrose So Much Funny Sayings By Morgana Blackrose: It's funny, this - so many words to describe the same thing," she smiled..."Penis is