Sunday Morning Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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21 Sunday Morning Funny Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By John C. Maxwell: There is no such thing as a perfect flawless attitude. There is no such thing as a perfect flawless attitude. — John C. Maxwell
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Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Mies Van Der Rohe: Talent is only cream in your coffee. There is no reason to rest on your Talent is only cream in your coffee. There is no reason to rest on your talent. If you don't present it, then it gets nowhere. — Mies Van Der Rohe
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Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Aimee Bender: You're the perfect girl', he said, rubbing his chin. 'You expect nothing. You're the perfect girl', he said, rubbing his chin. 'You expect nothing. — Aimee Bender
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Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Marcus Aurelius: It is in our power to have no opinion about a thing and not to It is in our power to have no opinion about a thing and not to be disturbed in our soul; for things themselves have no natural power to form our judgments. — Marcus Aurelius
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Alice McDermott: Most of the characters I write with don't think an awful lot about their faith. Most of the characters I write with don't think an awful lot about their faith. They're not always questioning the church or feeling confined by the church or rebelling against the church. — Alice McDermott
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Eddie Murphy: I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge in they drawers. Smiling at you. If I ain't have no bulge, I wouldn't be smiling! — Eddie Murphy
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Abraham H. Maslow: Perhaps adjustment and stabilization, while good because it cuts your pain, is also bad because Perhaps adjustment and stabilization, while good because it cuts your pain, is also bad because development towards a higher ideal ceases? — Abraham H. Maslow
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Woody Allen: I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny.
I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By John Ensign: I loved being in the Senate. That was a wonderful experience. I loved being in the Senate. That was a wonderful experience. — John Ensign
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Rob Reiner: We made the joke when we screened 'Bucket List' that there was 100% desire to We made the joke when we screened 'Bucket List' that there was 100% desire to see amongst our demographic with a 40% ability to get them to see it. — Rob Reiner
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Richelle Mead: You have the patience of a saint," I grumbled, slouching into a chair. "And besides, You have the patience of a saint," I grumbled, slouching into a chair. "And besides, you don't hang out with him 24/7."
"Neither will you. It's only 24/6."
"Same difference. It might as well be 24/10."
She frowned. "That doesn't make any sense. — Richelle Mead
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Woodrow Wilson: Opinion is the great, indeed the only coordinating force in our system. Opinion is the great, indeed the only coordinating force in our system. — Woodrow Wilson
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Paul Scheuring: Before I even put pen to paper, in any sense, I'm like, "What's the coolest Before I even put pen to paper, in any sense, I'm like, "What's the coolest MacGuffin you can come up with? What are the last frames of this series?" The secret that's behind this entire thing is to be as evocative, original, thought-provoking and timely. — Paul Scheuring
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Raymond Chandler: The other part of me wanted to get out and stay out, but this was The other part of me wanted to get out and stay out, but this was the part I never listened to. Because if I ever had I would have stayed in the town where I was born and worked in the hardware store and married the boss's daughter and had five kids and read them the funny paper on Sunday morning and smacked their heads when they got out of line and squabbled with the wife about how much spending money they were to get and what programs they could have on the radio or TV set. I might even get rich - small-town rich, an eight-room house, two cars in the garage, chicken every Sunday and the Reader's Digest on the living room table, the wife with a cast-iron permanent and me with a brain like a sack of Portland cement. You take it, friend. I'll take the big sordid dirty crooked city. — Raymond Chandler
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Marco Rubio: I think Tupac was more someone who was trying to inform us about what was I think Tupac was more someone who was trying to inform us about what was going on, and he did it through entertainment. — Marco Rubio
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Mark Hart: Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings. — Mark Hart
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Michael J. Fox: I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. — Michael J. Fox
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Nina George: And when a horse loves us, Jeanno, we deserve that love as little as when And when a horse loves us, Jeanno, we deserve that love as little as when a women does. They are superior beings to us men. When they love us, then they are being gracious, for only rarely do we give them reason to love us. I learned that your mother, and she's right. Sad to say, she's right. — Nina George
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Ernest Hemingway,: If you're looking for messages, try Western Union. If you're looking for messages, try Western Union. — Ernest Hemingway,
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Simon Gray: JASON: 'Intended wings.' How depressing.MICHAEL: Yes. Makes them into suicides, really, the pigeons.JASON: No - JASON: 'Intended wings.' How depressing.
MICHAEL: Yes. Makes them into suicides, really, the pigeons.
JASON: No - no, it doesn't. It could mean the wings were 'intended' to carry them upwards, out of the darkness, but they were defective in some way, these wings, so the pigeons aren't suicidal, not at all, just badly equipped for flying. Like the rest of us. — Simon Gray
Sunday Morning Funny Sayings By Ben Gibbard: Hall & Oates is one of the few musical groups as satisfying now as it Hall & Oates is one of the few musical groups as satisfying now as it was back then. There's something incredibly musically satisfying about their songs. Nothing has diminished my love for them. — Ben Gibbard