Third Birthday Famous Quotes & Sayings

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15 Third Birthday Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Third Birthday Sayings By Mike Russell: Dunce is completely bald and has a really pointed head so the temptation to get Dunce is completely bald and has a really pointed head so the temptation to get him paralytic on his thirtieth birthday, carry him to the tattooist's and get a nice big 'D' smack bang in the middle of his forehead was too much for me. Trouble is he can't afford to have it removed so he wears a big plaster over it. Gangs of children tease him.

'What's underneath the plaster, mister? Show us!'

They swear he has a third eye under there.

My name is Bill but Dunce calls me 'Fez' on account of my hat. I've known Dunce for over sixteen years. — Mike Russell
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Third Birthday Sayings By Samantha Barks: I've looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first I've looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank. — Samantha Barks
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Third Birthday Sayings By John Green: It's Thursday, March twenty-ninth!" she basically screamed, a demented smile plastered to her face. "You It's Thursday, March twenty-ninth!" she basically screamed, a demented smile plastered to her face. "You are really excited about knowing the date!" I yelled back. "HAZEL! IT'S YOUR THIRTY-THIRD HALF BIRTHDAY!" "Ohhhhhh," I said. My mom was really super into celebration maximization. IT'S ARBOR DAY! LET'S HUG TREES AND EAT CAKE! COLUMBUS BROUGHT SMALLPOX TO THE NATIVES; WE SHALL RECALL THE OCCASION WITH A PICNIC!, etc. — John Green
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Third Birthday Sayings By Matthew Sweet: I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson's birthday party. — Matthew Sweet
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Third Birthday Sayings By Corrie Ten Boom: A well-known psychologist once said, 'When a child reaches his third birthday, his parents will A well-known psychologist once said, 'When a child reaches his third birthday, his parents will have given him half of all that they will ever be able to give him in the way of education. — Corrie Ten Boom
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Third Birthday Sayings By Chris Crutcher: I figure if Doc is right about the time I have left,I should wrap up I figure if Doc is right about the time I have left,I should wrap up my adolescence in the next few days, get into my early productive stages about the third week of school, go through my midlife crisis during Martin Luther King Jr's birthday, redouble my efforts at productivity and think about my legacy, say, Easter, and start cashing in my 401(k)s a couple weeks before Memorial Day. — Chris Crutcher
Third Birthday Sayings By Ally Carter: Kat had been picking things up since her third birthday, when Hamish and Angus's father Kat had been picking things up since her third birthday, when Hamish and Angus's father took them all to the circus because he needed to "borrow" an elephant. — Ally Carter
Third Birthday Sayings By L.A. Fiore: I deserve this shrimp. Born to people who clearly shouldn't have reproduced, I date my I deserve this shrimp. Born to people who clearly shouldn't have reproduced, I date my best friend and turn him gay, date another man who doesn't know he's gay, almost have dinner with a third man who's more interested in his reflection than me, and land on a yeti who turns out to be a millionaire playboy.

"I lost the man I thought of as a father, had my thirtieth birthday party minus any family, and now I'm being dissed in the gossip rags. I am only human and I can take no more, so, yes, I have consumed my body weight in wine and I plan on eating this whole goddamn plate of shrimp. — L.A. Fiore
Third Birthday Sayings By A.R. Gurney: Andy: Andrew Makepeace Ladd, the Third, accepts with pleasure the kind invitation of Mr. and Andy: Andrew Makepeace Ladd, the Third, accepts with pleasure the kind invitation of Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert Channing Gardner for a birthday party in honor of their daughter Melissa on April 19th, 1937 at half past three o'clock.
Melissa: Dear Andy: Thank you for the birthday present. I have a lot of Oz books, but not 'The Lost Princess of Oz.' What made you give me that one? Sincerely yours, Melissa.
Andy: I'm answering your letter about the book. When you came into second grade with that stuck-up nurse, you looked like a lost princess.
Melissa: I don't believe what you wrote. I think my mother told your mother to get that book. I like the pictures more than the words. Now let's stop writing letters. — A.R. Gurney
Third Birthday Sayings By Rysa Walker: Someone dropped her off in a shopping mall food court just before her third birthday. Someone dropped her off in a shopping mall food court just before her third birthday. Pinned to her dress was a note with the name Anna, a date of birth, and the words, This child is possessed. — Rysa Walker
Third Birthday Sayings By Woody Allen: I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over. I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over. — Woody Allen
Third Birthday Sayings By Sara Farizan: And then I knew for sure what I had been trying to avoid for so And then I knew for sure what I had been trying to avoid for so long. Everything rushed to the surface. I cried as I remembered throwing the dress I had received for my third birthday on the floor. I cried as I remembered wanting to be best friends with a girl in fifth grade because she was so pretty. I cried as I remembered always rescuing the girl, played by a stuffed animal, while pretending to be Indiana Jones. I — Sara Farizan
Third Birthday Sayings By Wendy Leigh: He hadn't taken drugs for many years, and had also given up drinking. According to He hadn't taken drugs for many years, and had also given up drinking. According to Tony Visconti, he and David went to AA: "David found it very useful. We talk about being each other's support system. If two people from the program sit together, that's technically an AA meeting. Every two or three days we talk about it, although we don't start and end with a prayer. I'll say, 'I'm coming up to my twelfth birthday,' and he says, 'Well it's been my twenty-third.' I ask, 'Do you miss it?' and he says, 'I don't miss it at all. — Wendy Leigh
Third Birthday Sayings By Deval Patrick: The summer before my third year of law school, I worked at a law firm The summer before my third year of law school, I worked at a law firm in Washington, D.C. I turned 25 that July, and on my birthday, my father happened to be playing in a local jazz club called Pigfoot and invited me to join him. I hadn't spent a birthday with him since I was 3, but I agreed. — Deval Patrick
Third Birthday Sayings By Jo Grafford: A year ago on my twenty-third birthday, I rebuffed the advances of a beautiful young A year ago on my twenty-third birthday, I rebuffed the advances of a beautiful young woman whom I did not love. Alas, she turned out to be a sorceress. She repaid me by casting a spell that forces every female I touch to fall into a frenzy of lust." His mouth twisted bitterly. "Thus she robbed me of one of mankind's greatest gifts - the ability to seek and find true love. — Jo Grafford