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100 Toothpaste Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Toothpaste Sayings By Sarah Vowell: We were breathing sooty air. The soot was composed of incinerated glass and steel but We were breathing sooty air. The soot was composed of incinerated glass and steel but also, we knew, incinerated human flesh. When the local TV news announced that rescue workers sorting through the rubble in search of survivors were in need of toothpaste, half my block, having heard that there was finally something we could actually do besides worry and grieve, had already cleaned out the most popular brands at the corner deli by the time I got there, so at the rescue workers' headquarters I sheepishly dropped off fourteen tubes of Sensodyne, the toothpaste for sensitive teeth.
We were members of the same body, breathing the cremated lungs of the dead and hoping to clean the teeth of the living.(Pg. 53) — Sarah Vowell
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Toothpaste Sayings By Barbara Kingsolver: I can think of no honorable answer. Why must some of us deliberate between brands I can think of no honorable answer. Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste, while others deliberate between damp dirt and bone dust to quiet the fire of an empty stomach lining? There is nothing about the United States I can really explain to this child of another world. — Barbara Kingsolver
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Toothpaste Sayings By Aldous Huxley: [ ... ] Technology has tended to devaluate the traditional vision-inducing materials. The illumination of [ ... ] Technology has tended to devaluate the traditional vision-inducing materials. The illumination of a city, for example, was once a rare event, reserved for victories and national holidays, for the canonization of saints and the crowning of kings. Now it occurs nightly and celebrates the virtues of gin, cigarettes and toothpaste. — Aldous Huxley
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Toothpaste Sayings By Gigi Hadid: My mom always taught me to put toothpaste on pimples to dry them out at My mom always taught me to put toothpaste on pimples to dry them out at night. I do that all the time. I don't use anything fancy when I get a pimple. And I never use the same toothpaste for long because I get bored. So I'll do peppermint and then one month I'll do cinnamon. I'm creative. — Gigi Hadid
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Toothpaste Sayings By Jack Steel: Small talk acts like your toothpaste that helps combat this process with good conversational hygiene. Small talk acts like your toothpaste that helps combat this process with good conversational hygiene. Here — Jack Steel
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Toothpaste Sayings By Jeffrey Eugenides: The sky grew darker, and the light abandoned the daytime, so that we found ourselves The sky grew darker, and the light abandoned the daytime, so that we found ourselves always moving in a timeless murk, the only way to discern the hour the taste of sour burps, toothpaste in the morning, redolent in the afternoon of the jellied beef of school cafetetria meals — Jeffrey Eugenides
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Toothpaste Sayings By Mark Cuban: I look at my annual budgets for everything and anything, and I look to see I look at my annual budgets for everything and anything, and I look to see where I can save the most money on those items. Saving 30% to 50% buying in bulk - replenishable items from toothpaste to soup, or whatever I use a lot of - is the best guaranteed return on investment you can get anywhere. — Mark Cuban
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Toothpaste Sayings By Robert Benchley: One of the great natural phenomena is the way in which a tube of toothpaste One of the great natural phenomena is the way in which a tube of toothpaste suddenly empties itself when it hears that you are planning a trip, so that when you come to pack it is just a twisted shell of its former self, with not even a cubic millimeter left to be squeezed out. — Robert Benchley
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Toothpaste Sayings By John Banville: Her mouth tasted of smoke and toothpaste and something feety that made my blood flare Her mouth tasted of smoke and toothpaste and something feety that made my blood flare — John Banville
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Toothpaste Sayings By Marianne Thieme: The public hardly suspects that their purchase of cosmetics, pet food, toothpaste, eggs and other The public hardly suspects that their purchase of cosmetics, pet food, toothpaste, eggs and other common items have, in all likelihood, caused some form of animal suffering. — Marianne Thieme
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Toothpaste Sayings By LeBron James: Once you squeeze toothpaste out, you can't put it back into the tube. The same Once you squeeze toothpaste out, you can't put it back into the tube. The same is true with our words. Once we say something hurtful, we can't take it back — LeBron James
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Toothpaste Sayings By Susan Vaught: Her lips taste like mint from toothpaste or gum, or sometimes like cherries or grapes Her lips taste like mint from toothpaste or gum, or sometimes like cherries or grapes from her lip gloss. She's soft when I hold her, with curves where my hands rest, and when I touch her I think stupid caveman things like, mine and totally mine - oh yeah, and all mine. — Susan Vaught
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Toothpaste Sayings By Andrew Solomon: There is a false moral imperative that seems to be all-around us that treatment of There is a false moral imperative that seems to be all-around us that treatment of depression, the medications and so on, are an artifice, and that it's not natural. And I think that's very misguided. It would be natural for people's teeth to fall out, but there is nobody militating against toothpaste, at least not in my circles. — Andrew Solomon
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Toothpaste Sayings By Charles Duhigg: When other companies discovered what Hopkins was really selling, they started imitating him. Within a When other companies discovered what Hopkins was really selling, they started imitating him. Within a few decades, almost every toothpaste contained oils and chemicals that caused gums to tingle. Soon, Pepsodent started getting outsold. Even today, almost all toothpastes contain additives with the sole job of making your mouth tingle after you brush. — Charles Duhigg
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Toothpaste Sayings By Cristina Henriquez: I took his razor from the shower floor, bits of his black hair still caked I took his razor from the shower floor, bits of his black hair still caked between the blades. I took his toothbrush from the sink counter and sucked on the bristles, trying to find the taste of him, but there was only the flavor of watery mint toothpaste....I pulled the sheets off the bed with the idea that I could gather up the imprint of him and save it. I thought, I can unfurl the sheets on our old bed at home. I can lie in the creases formed by his body. I can sleep with him again. — Cristina Henriquez
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Toothpaste Sayings By Barbra Streisand: I tell you what I envy about people in love - I'd love it if I tell you what I envy about people in love - I'd love it if someone knew me I mean really knew me. What I like what I'm afraid of what kind of toothpaste I use. - Rose Morgan — Barbra Streisand
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Toothpaste Sayings By T. Boone Pickens: I don't go looking for somewhere to spend my money. You can step on a I don't go looking for somewhere to spend my money. You can step on a tube of toothpaste for a week, if you have to. I spend what I need to and give it away. — T. Boone Pickens
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Toothpaste Sayings By Kate Brady: Probably nothing, but it was one of those thoughts like toothpaste: Once it's out, you Probably nothing, but it was one of those thoughts like toothpaste: Once it's out, you can't squeeze it back in. — Kate Brady
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Toothpaste Sayings By Jean-Christophe Valtat: Here, too, I recognized-easily, from firsthand experience, since this kind of thing happened at my Here, too, I recognized-easily, from firsthand experience, since this kind of thing happened at my age-the heat of the moment, the very instant you knew you should be feeling something but, for various reasons, partly due to inexperience, partly to a desynchronized, muddled teenage constitution, this emotion, however hard you tried to express it, stayed uncomfortably stuck in your heart, only half there and only half felt, just like my love for that girl across the street, the feeling I was trying to coax out of myself the way you might squeeze a toothpaste tube you'd decided to roll from the bottom up but that, distracted, and in a rush, you finally ended up pressing any which way. — Jean-Christophe Valtat
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Toothpaste Sayings By V. Theia: Maybe he was the kind of man to leave the cap from the toothpaste. That Maybe he was the kind of man to leave the cap from the toothpaste. That was a deal breaker for all women. God forbid he had mommy issues. — V. Theia
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Toothpaste Sayings By Raymond Chandler: The reading public is intellectually adolescent at best, and it is obvious that what is The reading public is intellectually adolescent at best, and it is obvious that what is called 'significant literature' will only be sold to this public by exactly the same methods as are used to sell it toothpaste, cathartics and automobiles. — Raymond Chandler
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Toothpaste Sayings By Tara Lynn Thompson: There are things in life worth dying for. Toothpaste isn't one of them. Freedom, justice, There are things in life worth dying for. Toothpaste isn't one of them. Freedom, justice, truth - these are virtues mankind has sacrificed to obtain. Or protect. Or propagate. They are ideals worthy of blood when little else is. Wars for these virtues are honorable. Idealized. For higher causes and the greater good. They draw the maiden to the hero, the hero to the battle lines, and the coward to obscurity. And they have nothing to do with toothpaste, but toothpaste is what had me in this mess. — Tara Lynn Thompson
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Toothpaste Sayings By M.A. Wilder: Then her imagination ran away with her. In Beckit's head, her super-hot former stalker was Then her imagination ran away with her. In Beckit's head, her super-hot former stalker was just about to kiss all of her sorrows away.
In real life, he was simply removing a small glop of toothpaste that had ended up on the outside of Beckit's mouth.
Nice. Wonderful. Faaantastic.
Beckit cringed inside as her embarrassment was rivaled only by her newfound hatred for wandering fluoride. — M.A. Wilder
Toothpaste Sayings By Joanna Wylde: More likely she was in there injecting my toothpaste with strychnine. More likely she was in there injecting my toothpaste with strychnine. — Joanna Wylde
Toothpaste Sayings By Elizabeth Berg: Japanese tea ceremony; a way of honoring oneself by putting another's needs first, the joy Japanese tea ceremony; a way of honoring oneself by putting another's needs first, the joy that could be found in intimate service ... A conversation we'd had one night on the way home from a movie. I remember that night he'd put toothpaste on my brush before his own, then bowed, I smiled, but I'd understood too that such small gifts were one seed that blossomed in two hearts. — Elizabeth Berg
Toothpaste Sayings By Johnny B. Laughing: Q: What helps keep your teeth together? A: Toothpaste. Q: What helps keep your teeth together? A: Toothpaste. — Johnny B. Laughing
Toothpaste Sayings By Noam Chomsky: It is important to bear in mind that political campaigns are designed by the same It is important to bear in mind that political campaigns are designed by the same people who sell toothpaste and cars. — Noam Chomsky
Toothpaste Sayings By Lorelei James: Let me grab my toothbrush and toothpaste and I'll go. Get your eyes off my Let me grab my toothbrush and toothpaste and I'll go.
Get your eyes off my junk and you'll see that I have your toothbrush and toothpaste in my hand.
Oh shit. She raised her gaze only high enough to see, yes indeed, Chase was holding her oral hygiene supplies. — Lorelei James
Toothpaste Sayings By H.R. Haldeman: You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube. You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube. — H.R. Haldeman
Toothpaste Sayings By Josh Stern: Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern
Toothpaste Sayings By Ellen DeGeneres: Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers! — Ellen DeGeneres
Toothpaste Sayings By Rick Riordan: So we believe. Leo has to be alive." "You remember the time in Detroit, when So we believe. Leo has to be alive." "You remember the time in Detroit, when he flattened Ma Gasket with a car engine?" "Or those dwarfs in Bologna. Leo took them down with a homemade smoke grenade made from toothpaste." "Commander Tool Belt," Jason said. "Bad Boy Supreme," Piper said. "Chef Leo the Tofu Taco Expert." They laughed and told stories about Leo Valdez, their best friend. — Rick Riordan
Toothpaste Sayings By Philip K. Dick: A dream woke me," Arctor said. "A religious dream. In it there was this huge A dream woke me," Arctor said. "A religious dream. In it there was this huge clap of thunder, and all of a sudden the heavens rolled aside and God appeared and His voice rumbled at me-what the hell did He say?-oh yeah. 'I am vexed with you, my son' He said. He was scowling. I was shaking, in the dream, and looking up, and I said, 'What'd I do now, Lord?' And He said, 'You left the cap off the toothpaste tube again.' And then I realized it was my ex-wife. — Philip K. Dick
Toothpaste Sayings By Randolph Randy Camp: If I don't care what toothpaste you use, then why should I care who's in If I don't care what toothpaste you use, then why should I care who's in your bed? — Randolph Randy Camp
Toothpaste Sayings By Bill Bryson: There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it. There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it. — Bill Bryson
Toothpaste Sayings By Will Ferrell: I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. — Will Ferrell
Toothpaste Sayings By Julie Garwood: When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste. When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste. — Julie Garwood
Toothpaste Sayings By Lawrence Durrell: In these days Melissa's absorbed and provoking gentleness had all the qualities of a rediscovered In these days Melissa's absorbed and provoking gentleness had all the qualities of a rediscovered youth. Her long uncertain fingers - I used to feel them moving over my face when she thought I slept, as if to memorize the happiness we had shared. In her there was a pliancy, a resilience which was Oriental - a passion to serve. My shabby clothes - the way she picked up a dirty shirt seemed to engulf it with an overflowing solicitude; in the morning I found my razor beautifully cleaned and even the toothpaste laid upon the brush in readiness. Her care for me was a goad, provoking me to give my life some sort of shape and style that might match the simplicity of hers. Of her experiences in love she would never speak, turning from them with a weariness and distaste which suggested that they had been born of necessity rather than desire. She paid me the comlpiment of saying: "For the first time I am not afraid to be light-headed or foolish with a man". — Lawrence Durrell
Toothpaste Sayings By Stephen Chbosky: That's when Sam grabbed my hand. "I love this song!" She led me to the That's when Sam grabbed my hand. "I love this song!" She led me to the dance floor. And she started dancing. And I started dancing. It was a fast song, so I wasn't very good, but she didn't seem to mind. We were just dancing, and that was enough. The song ended, and then a slow one came on. She looked at me. I looked at her. Then, she took my hands and pulled me in to dance slow. I don't know how to dance slow very well either, but I do know how to sway. Her whisper smelled like cranberry juice and vodka. "I looked for you in the parking lot today." I hoped mine still smelled like toothpaste. "I was looking for you, too." Then, we were quiet for the rest of the song. She held me a little closer. I held her a little closer. And we kept dancing. It was the one time all day that I really wanted the clock to stop. And just be there for a long time. — Stephen Chbosky
Toothpaste Sayings By Azar Nafisi: Against the onslaught of consumerism, against all the overwhelming siren voices that beckon, our only Against the onslaught of consumerism, against all the overwhelming siren voices that beckon, our only weapon is to exercise our right to choose. And to make the right choices, we need to be able to think, to reflect, to pause, to imagine, because what is being sold to you is not just toothpaste or deodorant or a bathroom fixture, but your next president or representative, your children's future, your way and view of life. — Azar Nafisi
Toothpaste Sayings By Rainbow Rowell: She had the kind of smile you see in toothpaste commercials, where you can see She had the kind of smile you see in toothpaste commercials, where you can see practically all of somebody's teeth. She should smile like that all the time, Park thought; it made her face cross over from weird to beautiful. He wanted to make her smile like that constantly. — Rainbow Rowell
Toothpaste Sayings By Sophie Heyman Uliano: That transparency is important. Look at what's inside products and seek out those that contain That transparency is important. Look at what's inside products and seek out those that contain natural, plant-based ingredients - from toothpaste to cosmetics. — Sophie Heyman Uliano
Toothpaste Sayings By Albert Brooks: Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste. Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste. — Albert Brooks
Toothpaste Sayings By Dave Barry: Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath. — Dave Barry
Toothpaste Sayings By John Steinbeck: There used to be a thing or a commodity we put great store by. It There used to be a thing or a commodity we put great store by. It was called the People. Find out where the People have gone. I don't mean the square-eyed toothpaste-and-hair-dye people or the new-car-or-bust people, or the success-and-coronary people. Maybe they never existed, but if there ever were the People, that's the commodity the Declaration was talking about, and Mr. Lincoln. — John Steinbeck
Toothpaste Sayings By Graham Greene: One never knows enough about characters in real life to put them into novels. One One never knows enough about characters in real life to put them into novels. One gets started and then, suddenly, one can not remember what toothpaste they use; what are their views on interior decoration, and one is stuck utterly. No, major characters emerge; minor ones may be photographed. — Graham Greene
Toothpaste Sayings By Charles Duhigg: Most people probably don't even know what toothpaste they buy; they just recognize the box Most people probably don't even know what toothpaste they buy; they just recognize the box on the shelf. — Charles Duhigg
Toothpaste Sayings By J.R. Ward: Someone, or someones, more like it, had Little Mermaided their bathroom: There were Little Mermaid Someone, or someones, more like it, had Little Mermaided their bathroom: There were Little Mermaid towels hanging on all the hooks and rods, a Little Mermaid rug in front of the double sinks . . . Little Mermaid cups and toothbrushes and kids' toothpaste on the counters . . . Little Mermaid shampoo and conditioner in the shower . . . action figures lined up on the lip around the tub and down the sill of the big window that looked out over the gardens. — J.R. Ward
Toothpaste Sayings By Shailene Woodley: I think everything everything about my lifestyle is fairly alternative. I gather my own spring I think everything everything about my lifestyle is fairly alternative. I gather my own spring water from mountains every month. I go to a farm to get my food. I make everything from my own toothpaste to my own body lotions and face oils. I could go on for hours. I make my own medicines; I don't get those from doctors. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. It's an entire lifestyle. It's appealing to my soul. — Shailene Woodley
Toothpaste Sayings By Tom Lehrer: If you visit American city, You will find it very pretty. Just two things of If you visit American city, You will find it very pretty. Just two things of which you must beware: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air. Pollution, pollution, They got smog and sewage and mud. Turn on your tap and get hot and cold running crud. See the halibuts and the sturgeons Being wiped out by detergents. Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, But they don't last long if they try. Pollution, pollution, You can use the latest toothpaste, And then rinse your mouth with industrial waste. — Tom Lehrer
Toothpaste Sayings By Barbara Kingsolver: Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste while others deliberate between damp Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste while others deliberate between damp dirt and bone dust to quiet the fire of an empty stomach lining? — Barbara Kingsolver
Toothpaste Sayings By Lexxie Couper: Lauren, he murmured.She looked up into his face, into his glazed eyes. Her lips parted Lauren, he murmured.
She looked up into his face, into his glazed eyes. Her lips parted to say something cutting, pithy, witty - God, anything would be better than nothing - when he leant toward her, those angry-sky eyes of his growing intense with clarity, and then his mouth was on hers.
Lord, he still kisses ...
His tongue dipped past her lips, seeking and finding hers with little resistance. He tasted as good as he had fifteen years ago - toothpaste and coffee and him. He tasted as good. He smelt as good. He felt as good. — Lexxie Couper
Toothpaste Sayings By Joan Didion: She knew all the indices to the idle lonely, never bought a small tube of She knew all the indices to the idle lonely, never bought a small tube of toothpaste, never dropped a magazine in her shopping card. — Joan Didion
Toothpaste Sayings By Ellen Goodman: When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act. — Ellen Goodman
Toothpaste Sayings By Roald Dahl: Mr. Bucket was the only person in the family with a job. He worked in Mr. Bucket was the only person in the family with a job. He worked in a toothpaste factory, where he sat all day long at a bench and screwed the little caps onto the tops of the tubes of toothpaste after the tubes had been filled. — Roald Dahl
Toothpaste Sayings By H.R. Haldeman: Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. — H.R. Haldeman
Toothpaste Sayings By Michael Pollan: What would shopping this way mean in the supermarket? Well, imagine your great grandmother at What would shopping this way mean in the supermarket? Well, imagine your great grandmother at your side as you roll down the aisles. You're standing together in front of the dairy case. She picks up a package of Go-Gurt Portable Yogurt tubes - and has no idea what this could possibly be. Is it a food or a toothpaste? And how, exactly, do you introduce it into your body? You could tell her it's just yogurt in a squirtable form, yet if she read the ingredients label she would have every reason to doubt that that was in fact the case. Sure, there's some yogurt in there, but there are also a dozen other things that aren't remotely yogurtlike, ingredients she would probably fail to recognize as foods of any kind, including high-fructose corn syrup, modified corn starch, kosher gelatin, carrageenan, tricalcium phosphate, natural and artificial flavors, vitamins, and so forth. — Michael Pollan
Toothpaste Sayings By David Levithan: Commonplace, adj. ... But then I'll walk into the bathroom and find you've forgotten to Commonplace, adj.
... But then I'll walk into the bathroom and find you've forgotten to put the cap back on the toothpaste again, and it will be this splinter that I just keep stepping on. — David Levithan
Toothpaste Sayings By Jaclyn Moriarty: If you're bored tonight why don't you write down everything that comes to mind when If you're bored tonight why don't you write down everything that comes to mind when you hear the word toothpaste? — Jaclyn Moriarty
Toothpaste Sayings By Jarod Kintz: I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste. I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste. — Jarod Kintz
Toothpaste Sayings By Anne Robinson: Every couple needs glue to stay together. Like all marriages, I suspect, if you're busy Every couple needs glue to stay together. Like all marriages, I suspect, if you're busy you don't see it coming until you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. It's a bit like going broke. It happens slowly and then very quickly. — Anne Robinson
Toothpaste Sayings By Jane Pauley: I'm sorry, but I can't imagine being an American icon! It would be pretty difficult I'm sorry, but I can't imagine being an American icon! It would be pretty difficult to look at your face in the mirror and think of yourself as that without laughing and spitting toothpaste all over! — Jane Pauley
Toothpaste Sayings By Abigail Roux: I'm pretty sure I just got groped while buying toothpaste," Ty told him with a I'm pretty sure I just got groped while buying toothpaste," Ty told him with a frown as he struggled with the tiny buttons of his shirt. "By a tiny little old lady with dead butterflies on her hat. — Abigail Roux
Toothpaste Sayings By Stephen Richards: Once I managed to get to a sink, staring up out of it at my Once I managed to get to a sink, staring up out of it at my empty-stomached face was a collection of facial hair, discarded razor blades, plasters, snot and phlegm, all fused together into one stomach churning mass. I retched, but nothing came up. My eyes watered at the festering sight and my stomach was in knots as I ran my hand over the surface of the water. It was freezing cold. I flung the cruel liquid over my hair, then, as if straight from Oliver Twist, I asked one of the two screws that were standing over us like bouncers, 'Is there any toothpaste, sir? — Stephen Richards
Toothpaste Sayings By Neil DeGrasse Tyson: So while you're getting ripped apart head to toe as you fall into a black So while you're getting ripped apart head to toe as you fall into a black hole, you will also extrude through the fabric of space and time, like toothpaste squeezed through a tube. To all the words in the English language that describe ways to die (e.g., homicide, suicide, electrocution, suffocation, starvation) we add the term spaghettification. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Toothpaste Sayings By Paul Connett: The sad irony here is that the FDA, which does not regulate fluoride in drinking The sad irony here is that the FDA, which does not regulate fluoride in drinking water, does regulate toothpaste and on the back of a tube of fluoridated toothpaste ... it must state that "if your child swallows more than the recommended amount, contact a poison control center."
The amount that they're talking about, the recommended amount, which is a pea-sized amount, is equivalent to one glass of water.
The FDA is not putting a label on the tap saying don't drink more than one glass of water. If you do, contact a poison center ...
There is no question that fluoride - not an excessive amount - can cause serious harm. — Paul Connett
Toothpaste Sayings By Judy Holliday: I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes. — Judy Holliday
Toothpaste Sayings By Karl Otto Pohl: Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you can hardly get it back in again. Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you can hardly get it back in again. — Karl Otto Pohl
Toothpaste Sayings By Hilary Swank: I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am. — Hilary Swank
Toothpaste Sayings By Augusten Burroughs: My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich, I am God' sort of way. — Augusten Burroughs
Toothpaste Sayings By Simon Cowell: I've had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox I've had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year - who cares? — Simon Cowell
Toothpaste Sayings By Jim Butcher: Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. — Jim Butcher
Toothpaste Sayings By Kelley Armstrong: I let her through. She checked Derek's pulse and his breathing, saying both seemed okay, I let her through. She checked Derek's pulse and his breathing, saying both seemed okay, then leaned down to his face.
"Nothing weird on his breath. Smells ... like toothpaste."
Derek's eyes opened, and the first thing he saw was Tori's face inches from his. He jumped and let out an oath. Simon cracked up. I madly motioned for him to be quiet.
"Are you okay?" I asked Derek.
"He is now," Simon said. "After Tori jump-started his heart. — Kelley Armstrong
Toothpaste Sayings By A.A. Gill: Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us. — A.A. Gill
Toothpaste Sayings By Mitch Hedberg: I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. — Mitch Hedberg
Toothpaste Sayings By Douglas Adams: He woke up blearily, got up, wandered blearily round his room, opened a window, saw He woke up blearily, got up, wandered blearily round his room, opened a window, saw a bulldozer, found his slippers, and stomped off to the bathroom to wash. Toothpaste on the brush - so. Scrub. Shaving mirror - pointing at the ceiling. He adjusted it. For a moment it reflected a second bulldozer through the bathroom window. — Douglas Adams
Toothpaste Sayings By Margot Robbie: I know that my look is more 'toothpaste model' as opposed to artsy, which sucks I know that my look is more 'toothpaste model' as opposed to artsy, which sucks because I can play those roles. — Margot Robbie
Toothpaste Sayings By Alice Weaver Flaherty: How could poetry and literature have arisen from something as plebian as the cuneiform equivalent How could poetry and literature have arisen from something as plebian as the cuneiform equivalent of grocery-store bar codes? I prefer the version in which Prometheus brought writing to man from the gods. But then I remind myself that ... we should not be too fastidious about where great ideas come from. Ultimately, they all come from a wrinkled organ that at its healthiest has the color and consistency of toothpaste, and in the end only withers and dies. — Alice Weaver Flaherty
Toothpaste Sayings By Carlos Mencia: Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap! You white people love to be racist, but the only races you can tell apart are Indianapolis and Daytona. I hope I am reincarnated as toothpaste, so I never have to see you again. Now take your twelve-pack of wife-beating juice and get the park out of my store! — Carlos Mencia
Toothpaste Sayings By Stephen Harper: A transition is taking place in Egypt. In my judgement, there is no going back. A transition is taking place in Egypt. In my judgement, there is no going back. I think the old expression, They're not going to put the toothpaste back in the tube on this one. — Stephen Harper
Toothpaste Sayings By Ian Fleming: There was a sharp 'phut', no louder than a bubble of air escaping from a There was a sharp 'phut', no louder than a bubble of air escaping from a tube of toothpaste. No other noise at all, and suddenly Le Chiffre had grown another eye, a third eye on a level with the other two, right where the thick nose started to jut out below the forehead. It was a small black eye, without eyelashes or eyebrows. — Ian Fleming
Toothpaste Sayings By Marilyn Monroe: Joe: You don't want me, Sugar. I'm a liar and a phony. A saxophone player. Joe: You don't want me, Sugar. I'm a liar and a phony. A saxophone player. One of those no-goodniks you keep running away from. Sugar: I know, every time. Joe: Sugar, do yourself a favor. Go back to where the millionaires are, the sweet end of the lollipop, not the cole slaw in the face, the old socks and the squeezed-out tube of toothpaste. Sugar: That's right. Pour it on. Talk me out of it. (She grabs him to kiss him.) — Marilyn Monroe
Toothpaste Sayings By Michael Kaplan: If you fret that the world grows short of genuine wonders, consider this: the most If you fret that the world grows short of genuine wonders, consider this: the most complex lump of matter in the universe. It works in ways we can only guess at. THrough generations of intense study, scientists have at last come to understand some of its local mechanism, but the connection between local and general remains for them, as for the rest of us, a matter of arm-waving speculation--we know less about what's going on inside of it than we do about the functional structure of the most distant galaxies. It weighs a little over three pounds and is the consistency of toothpaste; you're carrying it between your ears. — Michael Kaplan
Toothpaste Sayings By Shaquille O'Neal: Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal
Toothpaste Sayings By Sarah Dessen: I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV, featuring some dragged-out woman with a limp perm and big, painted-on circles under her eyes, downing vodka and sobbing uncontrollably. "We can't heal you at Evergreen", the very somber voiceover said. "But we can help you to heal yourself." It had become our own running joke, applicable to almost anything.
"Hey Cass, "I'd say, "hand me that toothpaste."
"Caitlin," she'd say, her voice dark and serious. "I can't hand you the toothpaste. But I CAN help you hand the toothpaste to yourself. — Sarah Dessen
Toothpaste Sayings By Thomas Heggen: What manner of ship is this? What does it do? What is its combat record? What manner of ship is this? What does it do? What is its combat record? Well, those are fair questions, if difficult ones. The Reluctant, as was said, is a naval auxiliary. It operates in the back areas of the Pacific. In its holds it carries food and trucks and dungarees and toothpaste and toilet paper. For the most part it remains on its regular run, from Tedium to Apathy and back; about five days each way. It makes an occasional trip to Monotony, and once it made a run all the way to Ennui, a distance of two thousand nautical miles from Tedium. It performs its dreary and unthanked job, and performs it, if not inspiredly, then at least adequately. — Thomas Heggen
Toothpaste Sayings By Chuck Palahniuk: Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the moon, roast beef served in a toothpaste tube. — Chuck Palahniuk
Toothpaste Sayings By David Levithan: Flagrant, adj. I would be standing right there, and you would walk out of the Flagrant, adj. I would be standing right there, and you would walk out of the bathroom without putting the cap back on the toothpaste. — David Levithan
Toothpaste Sayings By Don DeLillo: He imagines they are uniformly smiling, showing the face they squeeze out with the toothpaste He imagines they are uniformly smiling, showing the face they squeeze out with the toothpaste every morning. — Don DeLillo
Toothpaste Sayings By Charles Duhigg: In focusing on tooth film, Hopkins was ignoring the fact that this same film has In focusing on tooth film, Hopkins was ignoring the fact that this same film has always covered people's teeth and hadn't seemed to bother anyone. The film is a naturally occurring membrane that builds up on teeth regardless of what you eat or how often you brush.2.7 People had never paid much attention to it, and there was little reason why they should: You can get rid of the film by eating an apple, running your finger over your teeth, brushing, or vigorously swirling liquid around your mouth. Toothpaste didn't do anything to help remove the film. In fact, one of the leading dental researchers of the time said that all toothpastes - particularly Pepsodent - were worthless.2.8 That didn't stop Hopkins from exploiting his discovery. Here, he decided, was a cue that could trigger a habit. Soon, cities were plastered with Pepsodent ads. "Just run your tongue across your teeth," read one. "You'll feel a film - that's what makes your teeth look 'off color' and invites decay. — Charles Duhigg
Toothpaste Sayings By Emma Chase: Maybe you'll understand my point of view if I put it this way. You brush Maybe you'll understand my point of view if I put it this way. You brush your teeth, right? Well,
suppose your favorite toothpaste is Aquafresh. But the store is out. All they have is Colgate. What are you
going to do? You're going to use the Colgate, right?
You may want to brush with Aquafresh, but when all is said and done, you use what you have to keep
those pearly whites clean. See my way of thinking? Good. — Emma Chase
Toothpaste Sayings By Lindsey Kelk: I was not going to waste any more tears on someone who had left me I was not going to waste any more tears on someone who had left me a note. I was not going to make myself sick over someone that thought five years could be written off in fewer than four sentences. I was not going to break my heart over someone who could break my heart and still think it was OK to take my toothpaste at the same time. I was done. — Lindsey Kelk
Toothpaste Sayings By Dave Barry: For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest). For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest). — Dave Barry
Toothpaste Sayings By Jennifer Echols: Then Gavin got into his car, and Nick hiked through the snow toward his SUV."Oh,mo," Then Gavin got into his car, and Nick hiked through the snow toward his SUV.
"Oh,mo," I mumbled through toothpaste. I couldn't let him get away.Not now.
I swished,spat,and ran for the front door,pausing only to shove my feet into galoshes owned by some unknown member of Liz's family.Her stepdad,I decided as I tried to run down the snowy front steps. The galoshes were so big,it was like wading in a Tennessee river. — Jennifer Echols
Toothpaste Sayings By Jenny Han: And after, when it was bedtime, I would sing, "We love you, Conrad, oh yes And after, when it was bedtime, I would sing, "We love you, Conrad, oh yes we do. We love you, Conrad, and we'll be true" into the bathroom mirror with a mouthful of toothpaste. I would sing my eight-nine-ten-year-old heart out. But I wasn't singing to Conrad Birdie. I was singing to my Conrad. Conrad Beck Fisher, the boy of my preteen dreams. — Jenny Han
Toothpaste Sayings By Matthew Alan: Sonya lays sound asleep, breathing deeply. I brush a wisp of hair out of her Sonya lays sound asleep, breathing deeply.
I brush a wisp of hair out of her face.
She's twitching, gently snoring, and she smells of cigarette smoke from the bar and something else - cool ranch and toothpaste, I think. Regardless, she is more beautiful than ever.
I sit next to her and speak in a whisper. "You know I will always love you. Of all the people I've met in my life, you are the most exceptional, the most caring, and the most deserving of happiness. I wish I could offer you more, but the best I can do is leave you alone. If you can just stay out of this place, stay away from this town and all the things that have happened here, I know you'll find what you're looking for."
I try to resist but I can't help myself. I gently kiss her on the lips before going to sleep in the other room. — Matthew Alan
Toothpaste Sayings By Noam Chomsky: The elections are run by the same industries that sell toothpaste on television. The elections are run by the same industries that sell toothpaste on television. — Noam Chomsky
Toothpaste Sayings By Sarah Beth Durst: Look you don't know I'm your soul mate," Lily said. " You barely know me Look you don't know I'm your soul mate," Lily said. " You barely know me at all. I have terrible habits. I swallow toothpaste. My socks don't always match. I'm not good at small talk. I'm just about the most unpopular kid in class, a close third behind the guy who doesn't shower and the girl who's a compulsive liar. Besides, it's not like Jake and me ... He was just being nice."
"You are my soul mate, even if you don't know it yet," Tye said — Sarah Beth Durst
Toothpaste Sayings By Elliott James: I called you because I wanted to hear your voice," I said. "You're learning," Sig I called you because I wanted to hear your voice," I said. "You're learning," Sig observed. "You didn't miss a beat there." "Buy toothpaste." "What?" Sig asked. "Oops, sorry," I said. "I read off the wrong note card." She — Elliott James
Toothpaste Sayings By Kevin Mcpherson Eckhoff: Who needs toothpaste when you have cigarettes? Who needs toothpaste when you have cigarettes? — Kevin Mcpherson Eckhoff