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69 Vacuum Cleaner Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Wendy Mass: Paulo plugged in the machine, which looked like the mutant offspring of a vacuum cleaner Paulo plugged in the machine, which looked like the mutant offspring of a vacuum cleaner and a toaster oven, and showed them how to place wood chips in the bottom. Then he lit the wood chips with a long match and aimed the metal contraption at the opening of the hive. Puffs of smoke wafted around the hive and then blew straight in. Almost immediately the bees, which had been flying haphazardly around the room, raced back to the hive, and the buzzing inside grew louder and louder. — Wendy Mass
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Terry Pratchett: But most of all in the last couple of years I have been listening. As But most of all in the last couple of years I have been listening. As a journalist, I learned to listen. It is amazing how much people will tell you if you listen in the right way. Rob, my PA, says that I can listen like a vacuum cleaner. Always beware of somebody who is a really good listener. — Terry Pratchett
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Robert Adam: By Interstate 70: a dog skeleton, a vacuum cleaner, TV dinners, a doll, a pie, By Interstate 70: a dog skeleton, a vacuum cleaner, TV dinners, a doll, a pie, rolls of carpet.Later, next to the South Platte River: algae, broken concrete, jet contrails, the smell of crude oil. What I hope to document, though not at the expense of surface detail, is the form that underlies this apparent chaos. — Robert Adam
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Stephen King: Many writing texts caution against asking friends to read your stuff, suggesting you're not apt Many writing texts caution against asking friends to read your stuff, suggesting you're not apt to get a very unbiased opinion[.] ... It's unfair, according to this view, to put a pal in such a position. What happens if he/she feels he/she has to say, "I'm sorry, good buddy, you've written some great yarns in the past but this one sucks like a vacuum cleaner"?
The idea has some validity, but I don't think an unbiased opinion is exactly what I'm looking for. And I believe that most people smart enough to read a novel are also tactful enough to find a gentler mode of expression than "This sucks." (Although most of us know that "I think this has a few problems" actually means "This sucks," don't we?) — Stephen King
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Stephen King: She saw a man standing on her back porch stoop. And it was a man, She saw a man standing on her back porch stoop. And it was a man, not a lawnmower or a vacuum cleaner but an actual man. Luckily, she had time to register the fact that, although he wasn't Deputy Boeckman, he was also dressed in Castle County khaki. This saved her the embarrassment of screaming like Jamie Lee Curtis in a Halloween movie. — Stephen King
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Mike Mullane: There's no way you can use water to collect waste in zero gravity. So, basically, There's no way you can use water to collect waste in zero gravity. So, basically, our toilet on shuttle operations is a vacuum cleaner. The urinal looks like a Shop-Vac hose. It has different-shaped fronts on it for males and females to use. The urine is sucked down that hose and goes into a tank. — Mike Mullane
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Katy Perry: My religious upbringing was comically strict - even the Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner was banned. My religious upbringing was comically strict - even the Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner was banned. In our house, no one was allowed to refer to deviled eggs. We had to call them angelic eggs. We were never allowed to swear. I'd get into trouble just for saying 'Hell no'. If you dropped a hammer on your toe in our house you had to say something like 'Jiminy Christmas'. The only music we were allowed to listen to was gospel. No wonder I rebelled. — Katy Perry
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: Screaming. Did I mention the screaming? Screaming is usually associated with horror films and roller Screaming. Did I mention the screaming? Screaming is usually associated with horror films and roller coasters. This is why I usually look like I've just watched a horror film on a rollercoaster. Kids love to scream. Frightened, happy, bored. They scream. I've actually learned to love the sound of a vacuum cleaner. It's just so peaceful. — Jim Gaffigan
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Sophia Loren: Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. — Sophia Loren
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Elle Aycart: Oh boy, Christy's been reading steamy romances again, haven't you?" Holly said, frowning. "Honey, those Oh boy, Christy's been reading steamy romances again, haven't you?" Holly said, frowning. "Honey, those aren't real. I wish they were, but they aren't. That kind of man doesn't exist. Take my word for it."

"Holly's right," Sophie said. "Reality is frostbite and vacuum-cleaner horror experiences, five-minute lays, unskilled fingers, and other rather unappealing appendages probing all over the place and frustrating the hell out of you. And nasty, expensive divorces, of course. — Elle Aycart
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Lydia Davis: The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on herover and overuntil at last the cleaning womanscares The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her
over and over
until at last the cleaning woman
scares it by yelling:
"Motherfucker! — Lydia Davis
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Claes Oldenburg: Actually, New York is great for playing around. I made a lot of studies for Actually, New York is great for playing around. I made a lot of studies for New York-a big vacuum cleaner lying on the Battery in Manhattan. — Claes Oldenburg
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Gary A. Kowalski: My dog does have his failings, of course. He's afraid of firecrackers and hides in My dog does have his failings, of course. He's afraid of firecrackers and hides in the clothes closet whenever we run the vacuum cleaner, but, unlike me he's not afraid of what other people think of him or anxious about his public image. — Gary A. Kowalski
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Britney Spears: As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner. As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner. — Britney Spears
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Margaret Atwood: When I'm by myself I revert to the times when I would forget about eating, When I'm by myself I revert to the times when I would forget about eating, stay up all night working, go until I felt an odd sensation I'd identify after some thought as hunger. Then I'd go through the refrigerator like a vacuum cleaner, sucking in whatever there was. Leftovers. — Margaret Atwood
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Rodney Brooks: One of the great things about the Roomba robot vacuum cleaner, which my company iRobot One of the great things about the Roomba robot vacuum cleaner, which my company iRobot designed, is that it's too cheap not to be autonomous. — Rodney Brooks
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Chuck Palahniuk: Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a vacuum cleaner, a Barbie doll. Erasing a computer disk. Burning a Book. Probably that goes for killing anybody in the world. We're all such products. — Chuck Palahniuk
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Lionel Davidson: Almost at once, sleep, like some rhythmical, snoring vacuum cleaner, consumed the awful day. Almost at once, sleep, like some rhythmical, snoring vacuum cleaner, consumed the awful day. — Lionel Davidson
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Laura Buzo: The air in my home is heavy with my mom's unhappiness. And her exhaustion. And The air in my home is heavy with my mom's unhappiness. And her exhaustion. And her sheer dissatisfaction with her life. And I hate it. I can be up in my room when she's in the kitchen below and I feel her despair seeping up through the floorboards. You can hear her banging pots and pans or cursing the vacuum cleanerLaura Buzo
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Dean Koontz: I'm sure, you'll never again have a problem with a tool or a machine. No I'm sure, you'll never again have a problem with a tool or a machine. No more hammered thumbs, no vacuum-cleaner catastrophes." "That'll take a second miracle." "Because all that clumsiness was never anything but an elaborate excuse not to have a gun, not to learn how to use one. — Dean Koontz
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Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By John Barrymore: If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. — John Barrymore
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Anonymous: I'd taken it off and hurled it across the room, vowing never to touch it I'd taken it off and hurled it across the room, vowing never to touch it again. And I wouldn't have, if the damn thing hadn't gotten caught in my vacuum cleaner and destroyed it ... the vacuum cleaner, I mean. The ring was fine. Damn it. — Anonymous
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Donna Tartt: Another trick - calculated to lure a different, more sophisticated customer - was to bury Another trick - calculated to lure a different, more sophisticated customer - was to bury a piece in the back of the store, reverse the vacuum cleaner over it (instant antiquity!) and allow the nosy customer to ferret it out on his or her own - look, — Donna Tartt
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By David Sedaris: My sister has appendages connected to her ankles. They feature toes and arches, but I My sister has appendages connected to her ankles. They feature toes and arches, but I cannot call them feet. In color they resemble the leathery paws of great apes, but in texture they are closer to hooves. In order to maintain her balance, she'll periodically clear the bottoms of debris - a bottle cap, bits of broken glass, a chicken bone - but within moments she'll have stepped on something else and begun the process all over again. It's what happens when you sell both your broom and your vacuum cleaner. — David Sedaris
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Charlotte Fallowfield: My mouth went dry as I tried to remember all of Poppie's tips for kissing My mouth went dry as I tried to remember all of Poppie's tips for kissing over the years. She told me no guy wanted a girl with a mouth as wide as a guppy, who sucked his tongue with the force of a Dyson vacuum cleaner first time, or licked him to death like an overeager puppy. She'd told me to just purse my lips and let him lead and take control. Don't slobber, don't slobber, don't slobber, I chanted to myself as he got closer and closer — Charlotte Fallowfield
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Muriel Barbery: My mother, who has read all of Balzac and quotes Flaubert at every dinner, is My mother, who has read all of Balzac and quotes Flaubert at every dinner, is living proof every day of how education is a raging fraud. All you need to do is watch her with the cats. She's vaguely aware of their decorative potential, and yet she insists on talking to them as if they were people, which she would never do with a lamp or an Etruscan statue. It would seem that children believe for a fairly long time that anything that moves has a soul and is endowed with intention. My mother is no longer a child but she apparently has not managed to conceive that Constitution and Parliament possess no more understanding than the vacuum cleaner. — Muriel Barbery
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Rabih Alameddine: my two primary sleep aids, Behemoth and a YouTube recording of a vacuum cleaner, the my two primary sleep aids, Behemoth and a YouTube recording of a vacuum cleaner, the Hoover WindTunnel. I don't know why I find the sound comforting, Doc, when I was a child in Cairo, my afternoon naps coincided with the rhythmic beating of carpets outside the bedroom, I was used to sleeping to that sound, but no one beat carpets anymore, a shame, though lo and behold, I found that not only did a vacuum cleaner remove dirt more effectively, it summoned Hypnos just as well as a beating, and there were twelve-hour-long recordings of all kinds of household machines online, welcome to America, now go to sleep. Maybe — Rabih Alameddine
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Lenny Kravitz: We're beginning to play God and get into cloning. We give up quickly. Divorce is We're beginning to play God and get into cloning. We give up quickly. Divorce is an easy option. So why not just create your own mate? Synthesize a human being. You get tired of it, turn it off and put it in the closet like the vacuum cleaner. — Lenny Kravitz
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Kristen Ashley: We're buying curtains, babe, that activity hardly requires a cart," he noted."We're in a home We're buying curtains, babe, that activity hardly requires a cart," he noted.
"We're in a home store, Tate," I replied, thinking my answer said all.
"And?" he returned, stating plainly my answer did not say all.
"A mega home store," I added.
"And?"
"And, I came here a few days ago to buy you sheets. I ended up buying you two sets of sheets, six new pillows, a down comforter, a comforter cover and shams. That happens in a home store," I educated him. "You come in needing a spatula and you go out with a spatula, new kitchen towels, candles, candle holders, cool things to seal open chip bags, a variety of frames, a soap dispenser and a new vacuum cleaner. — Kristen Ashley
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Reese Witherspoon: A [news] magazine printed a [photo-illustration] of me in a ball gown holding a vacuum A [news] magazine printed a [photo-illustration] of me in a ball gown holding a vacuum cleaner, saying I started a company. Last time I checked, I'm not selling vacuums. It was very sexist. — Reese Witherspoon
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Robert Morley: I am not ashamed that I was once a vacuum-cleaner salesman, only that I was I am not ashamed that I was once a vacuum-cleaner salesman, only that I was a *good* vacuum-cleaner salesman. — Robert Morley
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By J. Vernon McGee: If there is no deep yearning for a life that is well pleasing to Him, If there is no deep yearning for a life that is well pleasing to Him, if there is no
stimulating desire to know Him and His Word, church membership is just like
a young man falling in love with a furnished apartment and marrying an electric
stove, a refrigerator, a vacuum cleaner, a garbage disposal, and a wet mop!
That is just about all it amounts to. Let's stop playing church today and start
loving Christ and living for Him! — J. Vernon McGee
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Harriet Van Horne: There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment possibilities than the television set. — Harriet Van Horne
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Steve Burns: When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City. — Steve Burns
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Taylor Longford: MacKenzie grinned at Mim. "They love the modern appliances.""Especially the electric floor sweeper," Valor chuckled."Defiance MacKenzie grinned at Mim. "They love the modern appliances."
"Especially the electric floor sweeper," Valor chuckled.
"Defiance really has a thing for the vacuum cleaner," MacKenzie agreed in a secretive whisper.
"If he ever has kids, he'll probably name the first one Hoover," Havoc snickered. — Taylor Longford
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Colin Angle: Did Google need to make robot cars in order to make Streetview work? Absolutely not. Did Google need to make robot cars in order to make Streetview work? Absolutely not. It's the equivalent of saying you need a walking robot in order to push an upright vacuum cleaner. It's gratuitous robotics! — Colin Angle
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Elsa Maxwell: A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you. — Elsa Maxwell
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Richard Bach: Amazing. You were so attached to it, and it still disappeared for you.""Attached! I was Amazing. You were so attached to it, and it still disappeared for you."
"Attached! I was whocking that cloud with everything I had! Fireballs, laser beams, vacuum cleaner a block high ... "
"Negative attachments, Richard. If you really want to remove a cloud from your life, you do not make a big production out of it, you just relax and remove it from your thinking. That's all there is to it. — Richard Bach
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Richard Brautigan: Like some kind of strange vacuum cleaner I tried to console him. I recited the Like some kind of strange vacuum cleaner I tried to console him. I recited the same old litanies that you say to people when you try to help their broken hearts, but words can't help at all.
It's just the sound of another human voice that makes the only difference. There's nothing you're ever going to say that's going to make anybody happy when they're feeling shitty about losing somebody that they love. — Richard Brautigan
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Richard Brautigan: I will be very careful the next time I fall in love, she told herself. I will be very careful the next time I fall in love, she told herself. Also, she had made a promise to herself that she intended on keeping. She was never going to go out with another writer: no matter how charming, sensitive, inventive or fun they could be. They weren't worth it in the long run. They were emotionally too expensive and the upkeep was complicated. They were like having a vacuum cleaner around the house that broke all the time and only Einstein could fix it. She wanted her next lover to be a broom. — Richard Brautigan
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Gillibran Brown: Has something happened to upset you today?""Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner Has something happened to upset you today?"
"Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob, but I refused so it took offence. It claimed I blew everyone else's attachment and it wasn't fair. — Gillibran Brown
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By John Searles: Someone should take a vacuum cleaner to his sentences. Someone should take a vacuum cleaner to his sentences. — John Searles
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Marlo Thomas: Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition. — Marlo Thomas
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By John Maeda: I like stuff designed by dead people. The old designers. They always got it right I like stuff designed by dead people. The old designers. They always got it right because they didn't have to grow up with computers. All of the people that made the spoon and the dishes and the vacuum cleaner didn't have microprocessors and stuff. You could do a good design back then. — John Maeda
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By David Crystal: English has been this vacuum cleaner of a language, because of its history meeting up English has been this vacuum cleaner of a language, because of its history meeting up with the Romans and then the Danes, the Vikings and then the French and then the Renaissance with all the Latin and Greek and Hebrew in the background. — David Crystal
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Ben Berger: It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. — Ben Berger
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Lin Yutang: Since the invention of the flush toilet and the vacuum carpet cleaner, the modern man Since the invention of the flush toilet and the vacuum carpet cleaner, the modern man seems to judge a man's moral standards by his cleanliness, and thinks a dog the more highly civilized for having a weekly bath and a winter wrapper round his belly. — Lin Yutang
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Sam Ewing: When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner. — Sam Ewing
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Elle Aycart: What about the jerks who think good oral sex consists of sucking your clit so What about the jerks who think good oral sex consists of sucking your clit so hard it feels like you're stuck to a vacuum cleaner? You're there, squirming, about to pass out from agony, slapping at him and yanking his hair to get him to stop, and what does the moron do? Thinks you're coming, redoubles his efforts, and obnoxiously grins at you. — Elle Aycart
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Arctic Monkeys: I wanna be your vacuum cleanerBreathing in your dustI wanna be your Ford CortinaI will I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots babe
I just wanna be yours

Secrets I have held in my heart
Are harder to hide than I thought
Maybe I just wanna be yours
I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours
Wanna be yours, wanna be yours, wanna be yours

Let me be your 'leccy meter and I'll never run out
And let me be the portable heater that you'll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion (I wanna be)
Hold your hair in deep devotion (How deep?)
At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean
I wanna be yours

Read more: Arctic Monkeys - I Wanna Be Yours Lyrics | MetroLyrics — Arctic Monkeys
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Gene Simmons: If a vacuum cleaner salesman rings your front door, he will be selling HIMSELF first. If a vacuum cleaner salesman rings your front door, he will be selling HIMSELF first. The vacuum cleaner is secondary. — Gene Simmons
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Liz Carpenter: I am Woman, here me roar ... of is that my vacuum cleaner? I am Woman, here me roar ... of is that my vacuum cleaner? — Liz Carpenter
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Anthony Doerr: Vitrine. Upstairs his wife runs a vacuum cleaner; he can Vitrine. Upstairs his wife runs a vacuum cleaner; he can — Anthony Doerr
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Ben Zackheim: It's Mr. Reese, the school principal. He wears the same outfit he wears every day. It's Mr. Reese, the school principal. He wears the same outfit he wears every day. A beige suit, light blue shirt, red tie and hair that looks like it just went through a vacuum cleaner. He appears especially harried today, as his eyeglasses sit on his nose like they want to escape his face. — Ben Zackheim
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By James Dyson: Exactly 5,126 attempts to make the first bagless vacuum cleaner were failures-some catastrophic disappointments, some Exactly 5,126 attempts to make the first bagless vacuum cleaner were failures-some catastrophic disappointments, some minor defects. It took 15 years. Prototype 5,127 was the success ... Failure is painful, but it spurs on improvement like nothing else. — James Dyson
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Elizabeth Cody Kimmel: Frankly, I'm guessing that before getting to my house today, Shoshanna had thought the Hoover Frankly, I'm guessing that before getting to my house today, Shoshanna had thought the Hoover Dam was some kind of vacuum cleaner attachment. — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Bijou Hunter: There's no hickey." I said, looking at his throat. "You didn't suck hard enough," he There's no hickey." I said, looking at his throat.
"You didn't suck hard enough," he mumbled, finishing his beer. "Are you hungry?"
"I'm going to suck you until I make a hickey. I want to mark you."
Cooper laughed. "You're so goofy drunk. It's fucking perfect."
Straddling him, I licked his throat. "I'm going to suck on you like a crazed vacuum cleaner so prepare yourself."
Cooper was still laughing when I latched on. — Bijou Hunter
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Warren Ellis: Shopping for clothes is a Boyfriend Thing. You stand around and look blankly at a Shopping for clothes is a Boyfriend Thing. You stand around and look blankly at a bunch of pieces of fabric and you look at the price tags and you wonder how something that'd barely cover your right nut can cost the price of a kidney and you watch the shop assistants check you out and wonder what you're doing with her because she's cute and you're kind of funny-looking and she tries clothes on and you look at her ass in a dozen different items that all look exactly the same and let's face it you're just looking at her ass anyway and it all blurs together and then someone sticks a vacuum cleaner in your wallet and vacuums out all the cash and you leave the store with one bag so small that mice couldn't fuck in it. Repeat a dozen times or until the front of your brain dies. — Warren Ellis
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Andrew Rosenthal: I long ago lost track of the number of times the Obama administration has assured I long ago lost track of the number of times the Obama administration has assured everyone that its vacuum-cleaner approach to electronic surveillance does not threaten the privacy or the rights of Americans. — Andrew Rosenthal
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By L.M. Montgomery: Such presumption," said Aunt Laura, meaning for a Dix to aspire to a Murray. "It Such presumption," said Aunt Laura, meaning for a Dix to aspire to a Murray. "It wasn't because of his presumption I packed him off," said Emily. "It was because of the way he made love. He made a thing ugly that should have been beautiful." "I suppose you wouldn't have him because he didn't propose romantically," said Aunt Elizabeth contemptuously. "No. I think my real reason was that I felt sure he was the kind of man who would give his wife a vacuum cleaner for a Christmas present," vowed Emily. — L.M. Montgomery
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Xavier Rudd: I played didgeridoo from a young age - on the vacuum cleaner, initially. I played didgeridoo from a young age - on the vacuum cleaner, initially. — Xavier Rudd
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Max Lucado: Worry is to joy what a Hoover vacuum cleaner is to dirt: might as well Worry is to joy what a Hoover vacuum cleaner is to dirt: might as well attach your heart to a happiness-sucker and flip the switch. — Max Lucado
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Sam Abell: There are a lot of ways to be expressive in life, but I wasn't good There are a lot of ways to be expressive in life, but I wasn't good at some of them. Music, for instance. I was a distinct failure with the cello. Eventually, my parents sold the cello and bought a vacuum cleaner. The sound in our home improved. — Sam Abell
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Colin Angle: The ideal vacuum cleaner would be one you never see. It needs to not just The ideal vacuum cleaner would be one you never see. It needs to not just be a cool gadget, but a product that cleans your floor correctly. I can imagine people having a cupboard full of robots that only come out when you need them to fulfil a specific purpose. — Colin Angle
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Michael Crichton: She had discovered long ago that you could use a computer without understanding how it She had discovered long ago that you could use a computer without understanding how it worked. Just as you could use an automobile, vacuum cleaner - or your own brain. — Michael Crichton
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Roseanne Barr: The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Carolyn Crane: Have you ever heard of anybody buying a vacuum cleaner at a vacuum cleaner store?" Have you ever heard of anybody buying a vacuum cleaner at a vacuum cleaner store?" "One of the unsolved mysteries of the universe," Packard adds. — Carolyn Crane
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By Margaret Halsey: Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat. Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat. — Margaret Halsey
Vacuum Cleaner Sayings By David J. C. MacKay: It sounded like a very loud vacuum cleaner behind us. It sounded like a very loud vacuum cleaner behind us. — David J. C. MacKay