Wedgie Famous Quotes & Sayings
14 Wedgie Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.
Okay. So...serious wedgie...— Joss Whedon
I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray.— Tim Vine
Do you hear that, Dillon? Inadvertent self-wedgie! Write that down! That's what you want your characters to say, not some anodyne bullshit about corporate greed.— Aleksandar Hemon
Hey, I'll have you know, that I have been going commando since my first wedgie in grade five; once they grab for underwear, and don't find any, they get very afraid and back right off. He chuckled.(The Children of Ankh series)— Kim Cormack
I laughed. "Oh, I like this little guy. If we can't let him go, can I keep him?"— Jennifer L. Armentrout
"Uh, no"
"I shall name him Herbert," I announced, ignoring Dez. "Do you like the name, little puke-wedgie?
Sure you're okay?" "Fine," I snapped, re-adjusting my jeans and resisting the urge to fix my wedgie.— A&E Kirk
"Good," he said unfazed. "Because girls shouldn't hurt themselves when they fall for me."
A & E Kirk (2012-01-07). Demons at Deadnight (Divinicus Nex Chronicles series Book 1) (p. 24). A&E Kirk. Kindle Edition.
People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?— Andy Kindler
A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie.— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Now, like all the other schools I've ever attended, the hallways of Long Beach Middle School are plastered with all sorts of NO BULLYING posters. There's only one problem: Bullies, it turns out, don't read too much. I guess reading really isn't a job requirement in the high-paying fields of name-calling, nose-punching, and atomic-wedgie-yanking.— James Patterson
We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie.— Kami Garcia
This couldn't be ... did women really ... ? She must be wearing it wrong, because good God in heaven! It was horrible! Was the little string supposed to ... She took it off, went to her laptop and Google searched "how to wear a thong." No, she hadn't put it on wrong. She tried again. Ow. Fantastic. This was just a twenty-five dollar version of a severe wedgie. She picked up her phone and called Allison. "Hey, Allison, I - " "You'll get used to it," Allison said— Kristan Higgins
California Governor Gray Davis visited an elementary school here in Los Angeles where he taught a class. I don't want to say he was unpopular but the kids gave him a wedgie and stuffed him in a locker.— Jay Leno
Maybe she was an angel, I thought as she crawled out of bed and headed for the door. Maybe she was stuck on earth, sent here to help those who had passed. What a noble creature.— Darynda Jones
"Wedgie alert," she said before adjusting her boxer-like underwear.
Are you a wedgie?" Asked Massie. "No." "Then why are you all up in my butt?" Said Massie— Lisi Harrison
