Workout Humor Famous Quotes & Sayings

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21 Workout Humor Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Workout Humor Sayings By Ambrose Bierce: Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination. Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination. — Ambrose Bierce
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Workout Humor Sayings By Rodney Dangerfield: Went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise Went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. — Rodney Dangerfield
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Workout Humor Sayings By Greg Mortenson: If you look at the 9/11 highjackers, certainly they were educated, some even had university If you look at the 9/11 highjackers, certainly they were educated, some even had university degrees, but nobody really checked their mothers, who were nearly all illiterate. — Greg Mortenson
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Workout Humor Sayings By William Gibson: I think that technologies are morally neutral until we apply them. It's only when we I think that technologies are morally neutral until we apply them. It's only when we use them for good or for evil that they become good or evil. — William Gibson
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Workout Humor Sayings By Nancy Gideon: Detective, any warm-blooded male with a pulse would have his hand on your glorious ass. Detective, any warm-blooded male with a pulse would have his hand on your glorious ass. May I?"
"Knock yourself out."
His fingertips sketched over that tight sheen of Lycra before cupping a taut globe for a squeeze. "What kind of workout do you do to get that kind of muscle tone?"
She put her face up close to his. "I beat the shit outta guys who grab my ass. — Nancy Gideon
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Workout Humor Sayings By Orson Welles: Nobody who takes on anything big and tough can afford to be modest. Nobody who takes on anything big and tough can afford to be modest. — Orson Welles
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Workout Humor Sayings By Kitty Thomas: I can't hate you. We're too connected. I can't hate you without hating me. I can't hate you. We're too connected. I can't hate you without hating me. — Kitty Thomas
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Workout Humor Sayings By Alice Clayton: Sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why Sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like you want to work out. — Alice Clayton
Workout Humor Sayings By Ruth Ahmed: I steadied by guitar against the table, and steadied myself with it.And forgot every rule I steadied by guitar against the table, and steadied myself with it.

And forgot every rule I had ever known. — Ruth Ahmed
Workout Humor Sayings By Pierce The Veil: The moment that's where I,Kill the conversation wrap this up a lie that I'm enjoying The moment that's where I,
Kill the conversation wrap this up a lie that I'm enjoying every minute with myself,
And she could make hell feel just like home,
So I'm never leaving her alone,
But if your lightning lips aren't mine,
Then I don't know the awkward stranger to my right,
( but she's crying ) — Pierce The Veil
Workout Humor Sayings By A.O. Storm: Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE — A.O. Storm
Workout Humor Sayings By Sylvia Earle: Every fish fertilizes the water in a way that generates the plankton that ultimately leads Every fish fertilizes the water in a way that generates the plankton that ultimately leads back into the food chain, but also yields oxygen, grabs carbon - it's a part of what makes the ocean function and what makes the planet function. — Sylvia Earle
Workout Humor Sayings By Idries Shah: Banality is like boredom: bored people are boring people, people who think that things are Banality is like boredom: bored people are boring people, people who think that things are banal are themselves banal.
Interesting people can find something interesting in all things. — Idries Shah
Workout Humor Sayings By J.D. Holmes: So did I enjoy working with my fair share of gay people? You bet So did I enjoy working with my fair share of gay people? You bet — J.D. Holmes
Workout Humor Sayings By LeBron James: I was blessed with a God-given talent and my mother raised me the right way. I was blessed with a God-given talent and my mother raised me the right way. — LeBron James
Workout Humor Sayings By Jimmy Carr: Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die. — Jimmy Carr
Workout Humor Sayings By Timothy Ferriss: I've got some athletes who do best on 70% carbs, 20% protein, 10% fat. But I've got some athletes who do best on 70% carbs, 20% protein, 10% fat.
But they deserve their carbohydrates. They've got a great pancreas, they're in-
sulin-sensitive, blah, blah, blah, they've got a lot of muscle mass. But some
athletes, they're allowed 10 licks of a dried prune every 6 months. That's all
they deserve and that's all they'll get. And after 6 months, they're actually al-
lowed to look at calendar pictures of cakes once a week. — Timothy Ferriss
Workout Humor Sayings By Napoleon Bonaparte: When I want any, good head work done; I always choose a man, if possible When I want any, good head work done; I always choose a man, if possible with a long nose. — Napoleon Bonaparte
Workout Humor Sayings By Matt Cameron: A lot of times, when a band finds success with a certain style or sound, A lot of times, when a band finds success with a certain style or sound, they have a really hard time breaking away from that to grow as artists. — Matt Cameron
Workout Humor Sayings By Jerry Uelsmann: Photography is just light remembering itself. Photography is just light remembering itself. — Jerry Uelsmann
Workout Humor Sayings By Sarah J. Maas: Are you married?""No."She picked at her nails. "I'm not married, either. Are you married?"
"No."
She picked at her nails. "I'm not married, either. — Sarah J. Maas