Yo Mama Famous Quotes & Sayings
24 Yo Mama Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.
The only way to get what we truly need is to surrender our needs to God.— Gregory L. Jantz
None of us are going to have perfect lives. Our own vision of what we think is good maybe different from what He [God] thinks. And we forget that. We think we know what's best and we don't.— Bethany Hamilton
It's uh known fact ... you got tuh go there tuh know there. Yo' papa and yo' mama and nobody else can't tell yuh and show yuh.— Zora Neale Hurston
All significant battles are fought within self.— Sheldon B. Kopp
In San Paulo I went to the movies and by the time I left the theater there was a mob at the exit. I had never been in that kind of situation when we weren't on tour and there was a whole bunch of security. I'm a little dude, and out of nowhere to have 50 or 60 people come running towards me when I'm jut with my friend, it was kind of scary.— Kevin McHale
Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.— Mature Jokemaker Jr.
Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.— Ray Stevens
She was neither widow nor mother: she only yearned for the dignity of a woman who had once belonged, somewhere, to somebody. She had belonged to no one, for she had never wanted chick nor child. Her idea of home had been any side-alley entrance and a pint of tinted gin. All she had ever striven for was small change left lying by strangers on North Clark Street bars; and any man's bottle at all.— Nelson Algren
How many rappers in the game have "little" in front of their name?— Ed O.G.
Lil' Wayne, Lil' Boosie it's a lil' shame
Lil' Flip, Lil' Cease, yo they not the same
Lil' Wyte, Lil' Mama, where Lil' Zane?
Little Brother, Lil' Jon, and Lil' Fame
Real hip hop, not about your lil' chain
Lil' Keke, Lil' Kim a lil' freaky
Lil' Fizz, Illegal with Lil' Maliky
Lil' Mo, Lil' Bow Wow had beef with Lil' Romeo
A lil' teenager told me so ...
So one time for my disillusioned artists, I hear ya Two times for the kid that air-guitars in the mirror Three times for the 9-to-5-in' bus ridin' dudes And four times for my dreamers, yo I'm just like you That's why I sing for my queens with their own pair of wings My brothers flyin' beside me, drama behind me Mama tried to find me, she inquired emphatically I was in the sky with all these other ghetto kids, defying gravity, uh— Danny Denzongpa
He leans over and snarls, "Yo' mama."— Belle Aurora
I grin. "She's yo' mama too, and I'm telling her you said that."
He opens up his arms, taunting me, "Do it. I'll tell her the real story about the dried basil leaves in your sock drawer."
The motherfucker. "It was yours! I was hiding it for you!"
He shrugs. "She don't know that.
I changed his name after I saw this old movie at the Snark. It's called Nosferatu, and it's the original Dracula story. It's ten times as scary as the version you see on television. The guy who plays the vampire is really bizarre.— Daniel Pinkwater
Then he gave a sad little smile. "Yo Mama better watch his back," he said.— Gayle Forman
Yo Mama so ugly,— Yo Momma
Dear mama, yo baby boys doing fine tell the homies I'm in heaven and they aint got hoods.— Tupac Shakur
To do nothing is also a good remedy.— Hippocrates
De girl baby ain't born and her mama is dead, dat can git me tuh spend our money on her. Ah told yo' before dat you got de keys tuh de kingdom. You can depend on dat.— Zora Neale Hurston
Yo mama's so dumb, she put two M&m's in her ears and thought she was listening go Eminen.— Fun Stuff
I think in this day and age it's very important.— Lizzy Plapinger
In the days of the Roman Colosseum, captured soldiers were regularly thrown to the lions. But one soldier earned a reputation for bravery and managed to save his life by a bold act. When a lion sprang toward him with lunch on its mind, the man whispered something in the lion's ear just at the last moment. The lion cowered, turned a sickly green, and then slunk back into its cage. This happened again and again, with even the empire's fiercest lions turning tail once they had heard what the man whispered. The emperor, curious to understand the man's power over these beasts, promised him his life in exchange for the secret of how he caused the lions to leave him alone. "It's simple," the soldier told the emperor. "When a lion is about to attack, I just whisper, 'After you've eaten, they're going to ask you to make a short speech.' Works every time.— Arthur H. Bell
Innocence in genius, and candor in power, are both noble qualities.— Madame De Stael
If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.— Dov Davidoff
When you design a dress you ask yourself, would woman like it or no. It's much more of a creative process, not a research or trying to make somethings that sells or appeals. I hope that it will appeal to somebody, but it isn't what drives me.— Marc Jacobs
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said good bye.— Jess Franken
