You're Pathetic Famous Quotes & Sayings

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You left the door open."
"Fritz is bringing me some smokes."
"You're not lighting up around my dog"
( ... )
V looked over at the dog. George's big boxy head was down on his paws, his kind brown eyes seeming to apologize for the shutdown on the whole light-up routine.
Vishous stroked the bag of Turkish delicious like a pathetic loser. "Mind if I just rolled up a couple?"
"One flick on the flint and I'll pound you into the carpet.
J.R. Ward You're Pathetic Sayings By J.R. Ward: You left the door open.""Fritz is bringing me some smokes.""You're not lighting up around my
You shouldn't offer cookies without milk, you know. You're a pretty pathetic hostess.Colleen Hoover You're Pathetic Sayings By Colleen Hoover: You shouldn't offer cookies without milk, you know. You're a pretty pathetic hostess.
You might imagine an uncharitable extraterrestrial observer looking down on our species ... - with us excitedly chattering, "The Universe is created for us! We're at the center! Everything pays homage to us!" - and concluding that our pretensions are amusing, our aspirations pathetic, that this must be the planet of the idiots.Carl Sagan You're Pathetic Sayings By Carl Sagan: You might imagine an uncharitable extraterrestrial observer looking down on our species ... - with
I'm not nothing." His eyes that had only seconds ago glittered with barely controlled rage now warmed until she swore she could see specks of pure sunlight dancing in the light brown depths. "You're my goddamned everything. And anyone who tells you differently is a pathetic fool.Jennifer Lyon You're Pathetic Sayings By Jennifer Lyon: I'm not nothing." His eyes that had only seconds ago glittered with barely controlled rage
They're so boring. They're so pathetic, all those journalists. Most of them are. Most of those kind that write gossip stuff, and most of it's gossip. Things are just invented about your personal life and you just have to take that. It's bullshit. People believe it, though. They just believe everything they read.Mick Jagger You're Pathetic Sayings By Mick Jagger: They're so boring. They're so pathetic, all those journalists. Most of them are. Most of
It's always in those moments when you've shunned God, or you've gone ahead as if you don't need Him, that you find yourself crawling back with pathetic little attempts to get His attention because suddenly you're weak and you need to convince yourself you're not alone on the bathroom floor.Hannah Brencher You're Pathetic Sayings By Hannah Brencher: It's always in those moments when you've shunned God, or you've gone ahead as if
Now, as I understand it, the bards were feared. They were respected, but more than that they were feared. If you were just some magician, if you'd pissed off some witch, then what's she gonna do, she's gonna put a curse on you, and what's gonna happen? Your hens are gonna lay funny, your milk's gonna go sour, maybe one of your kids is gonna get a hare-lip or something like that - no big deal.
You piss off a bard, and forget about putting a curse on you, he might put a satire on you. And if he was a skilful bard, he puts a satire on you, it destroys you in the eyes of your community, it shows you up as ridiculous, lame, pathetic, worthless, in the eyes of your community, in the eyes of your family, in the eyes of your children, in the eyes of yourself, and if it's a particularly good bard, and he's written a particularly good satire, then three hundred years after you're dead, people are still gonna be laughing, at what a twat you were.
Alan Moore You're Pathetic Sayings By Alan Moore: Now, as I understand it, the bards were feared. They were respected, but more than
We're done, this is over. I'm packing your shit and you're leaving." I'm sorry, I love you, please forgive me. "Everything is fucked up, don't you get that? It's ruined, all of it is ruined and you need to fucking leave." I'm so sorry, I love you, please forgive me. "You need to get a life." I'm sorry, I love you, please forgive me. "All those sad, pathetic letters." I'm lying, don't believe me, please don't believe me. I loved your letters, I kept them all and I cherish every one of them. "I prefer women with a little more experience." I don't mean it. I don't mean any of it. Knowing I'm the only man who has ever been inside of you makes me feel like a fucking king and the luckiest man alive. I'm sorry, I love you, please forgive me. "It doesn't get better when I come home to you. I hate this life." I'm lying! Every word is a lie. I love our life and I wouldn't change it for anything in the world. I love you, I love you, I love you.Tara Sivec You're Pathetic Sayings By Tara Sivec: We're done, this is over. I'm packing your shit and you're leaving." I'm sorry, I
You're worse than those bikers," she spat, her body tense and coiling, ready to attack. "At least they knew they were monsters. You're pathetic! You're a monster who imagines he's something else.C.J. Roberts You're Pathetic Sayings By C.J. Roberts: You're worse than those bikers," she spat, her body tense and coiling, ready to attack.
Fubuki, wouldn't it be a thousand times better to stay unmarried than tie yourself down with some creep? What would you do with a husband like that? And how can you feel ashamed of not marrying one of these men, when you're so sublime, so Olympian? They're almost all shorter than you. Don't you think that's a sign? You're too long a bow for any of these pathetic little shooters.Amelie Nothomb You're Pathetic Sayings By Amelie Nothomb: Fubuki, wouldn't it be a thousand times better to stay unmarried than tie yourself down
Until America, door to door, takes every handgun, this is what you're gonna have. It's pathetic. It really is pathetic. It's sad. We're living in the Dark Ages over there.Sylvester Stallone You're Pathetic Sayings By Sylvester Stallone: Until America, door to door, takes every handgun, this is what you're gonna have. It's
Look. I'm your expert consultant for a rather pathetic monetary wage, and under that agreement I have the option of selecting a technical assistant. He's mine."

She blew out a breath, paced to the window. Paced back. "Not just yours. It makes him mine, too. I don't know how to deal with a teenaged type person."

"Ah, well, I'd say you'd deal with him as you deal with everyone else. You order him around, and if he argues or doesn't jump quickly enough you freeze his blood with one of those vicious looks you're so good at and verbally abuse him. It always works so well for you."

"You think so?"

"There, see." He cupped her chin. "There it is now. I can actually feel my blood running cold.
J.D. Robb You're Pathetic Sayings By J.D. Robb: Look. I'm your expert consultant for a rather pathetic monetary wage, and under that agreement
He looks at you like you're someone he's never met before, much less someone he once loved with high passion. The irony is, you can hardly blame him. I mean, check yourself out. You're a pathetic mess, unrecognizable even to your own eyes.Elizabeth Gilbert You're Pathetic Sayings By Elizabeth Gilbert: He looks at you like you're someone he's never met before, much less someone he
We're gonna kill you. Just like we did your pathetic little ally ... what was her name? Rue? Well first Rue, then, you, and I think we'll just let nature take care of Lover Boy. How's that sound?Suzanne Collins You're Pathetic Sayings By Suzanne Collins: We're gonna kill you. Just like we did your pathetic little ally ... what was
How terrible would it be to just wait there pathetically alone for him never to show up?"
Eudoxia's expression grew more serious. "That's what you're doing anyway, my dear.
Ann Brashares You're Pathetic Sayings By Ann Brashares: How terrible would it be to just wait there pathetically alone for him never to
Really, how much of one's life is made up of these private incidents; how submerged one is. You know, for example, that you will recover from a broken heart, but somehow that piece of information, that factoid, never arrives at the soul or the brain or the nervous system, yes, the nervous system, where it might do some good. But if you know you're going to be all right, why then do you suffer so? To get there. To get where you know you are going to get to anyway. How pathetic, then, to feel about having arrived. I survived, you say. Yes, but what else would you do? No one dies from love. Come, come.David Gilmour You're Pathetic Sayings By David Gilmour: Really, how much of one's life is made up of these private incidents; how submerged
You're hurt, she commented. And I care? Okay. It's official. I'm my own species now: pathetic-deathwish-osaurus ... I sooo hear extinction calling me.Mimi Jean Pamfiloff You're Pathetic Sayings By Mimi Jean Pamfiloff: You're hurt, she commented. And I care? Okay. It's official. I'm my own species now:
She watched his pale, square hands on the map, the short almost stubby fingers, with their neatly trimmed nails and a sparse scattering of fine black hairs on the bottom section of each finger. Appalled, she felt a stirring of desire. You're pathetic as an adolescent, she savagely chided herself. Like a teenager who fancies the first teacher who says anything nice about your work. Grow up, Jordan!Val McDermid You're Pathetic Sayings By Val McDermid: She watched his pale, square hands on the map, the short almost stubby fingers, with
But still, you know how it is when you're missing a loved one. You try to turn every stranger into the person you were hoping for. You hear a certain piece of music and right away you tell yourself that he could have changed his clothing style, could have gained a ton of weight, could have acquired a car and then parked that car in front of another family's house. "It's him!" you say. "He came! We knew he would; we always ... " But then you hear how pathetic you sound, and your words trail off into silence, and your heart breaks.Anne Tyler You're Pathetic Sayings By Anne Tyler: But still, you know how it is when you're missing a loved one. You try
When you're dodging, you're "afraid of getting hit." When you're attacking, you're "afraid of hitting me." When you're protecting someone, you're "afraid of them dying."
It's pathetic! You can't give into fear in a fight!
When you're dodging, think "I won't let you hit me!" When you're protecting someone, think "I won't let you die!" When you're attacking, think "I will cut you!"
Urahara Kisuke
Tite Kubo You're Pathetic Sayings By Tite Kubo: When you're dodging, you're "afraid of getting hit." When you're attacking, you're "afraid of hitting
I don't have any regrets," a famous movie actor said in an interview I recently witnessed. "I'd live everything over exactly the same way."
"That's really pathetic," the talk show host said. "Are you seeking help?"
"Yeah. My shrink says we're making progress. Before, I wouldn't even admit that I would live it all over," the actor said, starting to choke up. "I thought one life was satisfying enough."
"My God," the host said, cupping his hand to his mouth.
"The first breakthrough was when I said I would live it over, but only in my dreams. Nocturnal recurrence."
"You're like the character in that one movie of yours. What's it called? You know, the one where you eat yourself."
"The Silence of Sam."
"That's it. Can you do the scene?"
The actor lifts up his foot to stick it in his mouth. I reach over from my seat and help him to fit it into his bulging cheeks. The audience goes wild.
Benson Bruno You're Pathetic Sayings By Benson Bruno: I don't have any regrets," a famous movie actor said in an interview I recently
You're not pathetic," she growled. "You're not worthless. But you are hurt. Maybe even a little confused and probably a lot of deranged, but not pathetic."
"Deranged?"
"Well, you did barge into hell to save a woman who was dumb enough to get caught ... how many times now? Personally I wouldn't have saved me after the first time. That to me says you're deranged.
Sherrilyn Kenyon You're Pathetic Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: You're not pathetic," she growled. "You're not worthless. But you are hurt. Maybe even a
Battlewinner spat out a shard of ice that sizzled into steam when it hit the lava. "You never wanted to be queen," she rasped. "You're a pathetic heir." "I know I am," Greatness said. "Being queen is awful.Tui T. Sutherland You're Pathetic Sayings By Tui T. Sutherland: Battlewinner spat out a shard of ice that sizzled into steam when it hit the
You're perfect,aren't you?"
"I am a werewolf," he says between bites. He bends his head.
"That just gives you a totally good excuse for your pathetic temper."
He wiggles his eyebrows. "True.
Carrie Jones You're Pathetic Sayings By Carrie Jones: You're perfect,aren't you?""I am a werewolf," he says between bites. He bends his head."That just
You're pathetic. You screwed your best friend's boyfriend. Congratulations. You got into a guy's pants. Wonderful achievement for you. Revel in it. It'll last a week. He's going to drop you." I glanced at him, saw he was already uncertain, and rolled my eyes. "She's already dropped you and you're now known as the friend who sleeps with her friend's boyfriends. Congratulations on your new reputation. The only people who will want to be your friend will be people like you. You'll never get the good friends, the ones who are actual friends." I never looked away. I never faltered. The longer I talked, the more she withered beneath me. I was finished. "I've kept quiet, but I'm done. Mess with Mandy again and you will be messing with me." I stepped closer. "That's not a threat. It's a fact. Ball's in your court if you decide to take me on and with that said, get out of my house.Tijan You're Pathetic Sayings By Tijan: You're pathetic. You screwed your best friend's boyfriend. Congratulations. You got into a guy's pants.
I wake up
to my cats
judging me.
They stare
blankly
as if to say,
"Is this what
you had in mind
for your life?
If it is, you may
want to consider
sleeping pills or
a tall bridge
because in our view,
you're pathetic."

Or

they're hungry.
Pamela August Russell You're Pathetic Sayings By Pamela August Russell: I wake upto my catsjudging me.They stareblanklyas if to say,"Is this whatyou had in mindfor
Everything's gonna be fine, okay?" He reached toward me and gently started to move a lock of my hair behind my ear.
"Maybe for you," I said, smacking his hand away. "Some of us are gonna be living out the rest of our lives in a rice paddy wearing a big hat."
"Wow, you get racist when you're panicky."
"Shut your pathetic, useless mouth."
"And bitchy.
Cherry Cheva You're Pathetic Sayings By Cherry Cheva: Everything's gonna be fine, okay?" He reached toward me and gently started to move a
But that's the thing about best friends - you're allowed to sound pathetic because they love you unconditionally.Ted Michael You're Pathetic Sayings By Ted Michael: But that's the thing about best friends - you're allowed to sound pathetic because they
That's a movie quote, right? You know, if you do that with books, people think you're intelligent."
Sophie lowered her chin. "If this is your pathetic attempt to seduce me again, you're falling miserably."
"I don't seduce woman." Phin shoved back his chair and stood up. "They fall into my open arms."
"Clumsy of them.
Jennifer Crusie You're Pathetic Sayings By Jennifer Crusie: That's a movie quote, right? You know, if you do that with books, people think
The claw slipped again. It came off the edge of the stone and Hadrian felt his stomach rise as he fell. He dropped less than two stories and landed in a thick pile of straw, but it still hurt. With the wind knocked from him, he lay staring up at the sky and the wall.
Royce's shadow crossed his face. "That was pathetic."
"You're enjoying this a little too much for me to think you're honestly trying to help."
"Trust me. I want you to improve. I want you to fall from much higher up.
Michael J. Sullivan You're Pathetic Sayings By Michael J. Sullivan: The claw slipped again. It came off the edge of the stone and Hadrian felt
You think I like this?" I say defensively. "Trust me, I don't need this headache in my life." I swallow a mouthful of beer. "Hey. You know Twilight?" He blinks. "Excuse me?" "Twilight. The vampire book." His wary eyes study my face. "What about it?" "Okay, so you know how Bella's blood is extra special? Like how it gives Edward a raging boner every time he's around her?" "Are you fucking with me right now?" I ignore that. "Do you think it happens in real life? Pheromones and all that crap. Is it a bullshit theory some horndog dreamed up so he could justify why he's attracted to his mother or some shit? Or is there actually a biological reason why we're drawn to certain people? Like goddamn Twilight. Edward wants her on a biological level, right?" "Are you seriously dissecting Twilight right now?" God, I am. This is what Allie has reduced me to. A sad, pathetic loser who goes to a bar and forces his friend to participate in a Twilight book club.Elle Kennedy You're Pathetic Sayings By Elle Kennedy: You think I like this?" I say defensively. "Trust me, I don't need this headache
You're a damn pathetic sub yourself talking to me like that, Jules. Shut your cockholster, and let me do the real man's work. I've found a flower growing amidst your wild ass jungles, and I intend to enjoy her fragrance like a fine fucking vintage.Sai Marie Johnson You're Pathetic Sayings By Sai Marie Johnson: You're a damn pathetic sub yourself talking to me like that, Jules. Shut your cockholster,
Within a couple of weeks of starting the Ph.D. program, though, she discovered that she'd booked passage on a sinking ship. There aren't any jobs, the other students informed her; the profession's glutted with tenured old men who won't step aside for the next generation. While the university's busy exploiting you for cheap labor, you somehow have to produce a boring thesis that no one will read, and find someone willing to publish it as a book. And then, if you're unsually talented and extraordinarily lucky, you just might be able to secure a one-year, nonrenewable appointment teaching remedial composition to football players in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, the Internet's booming, and the kids we gave C pluses to are waltzing out of college and getting rich on stock options while we bust our asses for a pathetic stipend that doesn't even cover the rent.Tom Perrotta You're Pathetic Sayings By Tom Perrotta: Within a couple of weeks of starting the Ph.D. program, though, she discovered that she'd
Once, in a spasm of sappiness, you asked Q-Jo if she thought your dreams would ever come true. 'You aren't talking about dreams,' she corrected you, 'you're referring to your pathetic bourgeoisie ambitions. Dreams don't come true. Dreams are true.Tom Robbins You're Pathetic Sayings By Tom Robbins: Once, in a spasm of sappiness, you asked Q-Jo if she thought your dreams would
I still don't think it's pathetic to cry over someone. It just means you care about them deeply and you're sad.Jenny Han You're Pathetic Sayings By Jenny Han: I still don't think it's pathetic to cry over someone. It just means you care
You're not human. You're a being who is incapable of social intercourse. You're nothing but a creature, non-human and somehow strangely pathetic.Yukio Mishima You're Pathetic Sayings By Yukio Mishima: You're not human. You're a being who is incapable of social intercourse. You're nothing but
Don't worry that you're being pathetic when you try not to get caught stealing a kiss from your spouse, or when you pray for a time when the kids are out of the house so you can make out on the couch, or when you consider a trip with your husband to the lawn-care section of Home Depot a hot date.

No. You're not pathetic. You're in a blended family....
Kathi Lipp You're Pathetic Sayings By Kathi Lipp: Don't worry that you're being pathetic when you try not to get caught stealing a
I nodded, not trusting myself to speak. It's always like that. You think you've blown something off and then you say it out loud and suddenly you're all choked up and pathetic.Kyra Davis You're Pathetic Sayings By Kyra Davis: I nodded, not trusting myself to speak. It's always like that. You think you've blown
We're not ignored by The Guinness Book Of Records, but we've been largely ignored by the media during our lifetime. If you read any article, no mention is ever made of Pink Floyd. We're never included in the same sentences as The Beatles, The Rolling Stones and The Who. I wrote 'The Wall' as an attack on stadium rock - and there's Pink Floyd making money out of it by playing it in stadiums! Pathetic. They spoiled my creations.Roger Waters You're Pathetic Sayings By Roger Waters: We're not ignored by The Guinness Book Of Records, but we've been largely ignored by
There are moments that cry out to be fulfilled. Like, telling someone you love them. Or giving your money away, all of it. Your heart is beating, isn't it? You're not in chains, are you? There is nothing more pathetic than caution when headlong might save a life, even, possibly, your own.Mary Oliver You're Pathetic Sayings By Mary Oliver: There are moments that cry out to be fulfilled. Like, telling someone you love them.
Forget 'pray the gay away.' I you're more turned on by an AR-15 than a pair of tits, time for some serious therapy. Time for all you gun-humpers to come out of the closet. Is this really about the 2nd Amendment and self-defense
or just a pathetic fetish for guys with tiny pee-pees?
Quentin R. Bufogle You're Pathetic Sayings By Quentin R. Bufogle: Forget 'pray the gay away.' I you're more turned on by an AR-15 than a
Why do you seem so annoyed at what I'm saying?"
"Because we're too much like each other. I loathe your face, which is a caricature of mine, I loathe your voice, which is a mockery of mine, I loathe your pathetic syntax, which is my own.
Jorge Luis Borges You're Pathetic Sayings By Jorge Luis Borges: Why do you seem so annoyed at what I'm saying?""Because we're too much like each
When you're a professional athlete, you get paid millions of dollars for doing something that's not only fun, but also physical and badass. You have fans: pathetic people without their own lives or hopes or dreams that measure their happiness on your weekly performance (this still boggles my mind, but in the best way possible - however, my role as a fan now is quite detached). You get to travel around to different cities and fuck their most beautiful women. You are given license to do pretty much whatever you want all the time, and are forgiven easily and often instantly when caught doing anything illegal. Professional athletes can literally get away with murder.A.D. Aliwat You're Pathetic Sayings By A.D. Aliwat: When you're a professional athlete, you get paid millions of dollars for doing something that's
I swear," Nell said, walking faster, "you're looking at a life of hamburger and no yelling." She held the dachshund closer, and it sighed this time and put its head on her arm, and she stopped to look down into
its eyes. "Hello," she said, and SugarPie stared back, pathetic and wide-eyed in the glow from the streetlight, her eyelashes fluttering like a Southern belle confronted by a Yankee.
Jennifer Crusie You're Pathetic Sayings By Jennifer Crusie: I swear," Nell said, walking faster, "you're looking at a life of hamburger and no
Of course! When it's a question of anything stupid and pathetic and devoid of humor or wit,
you're the man, you tragedian. Well, I am not. I don't care a fig for all your romantics of
atonement. You wanted to be executed and to have your head chopped off, you lunatic! For this
imbecile ideal you would suffer death ten times over. You are willing to die, you coward, but not
to live. The devil, but you shall live! It would serve you right if you were condemned to the
severest of penalties.
Hermann Hesse You're Pathetic Sayings By Hermann Hesse: Of course! When it's a question of anything stupid and pathetic and devoid of humor
The whole point of being in the Army is wanting to get killed, wanting to test yourself to the limits. Now you have to fly 15,000ft above the war zone to avoid getting hit. I don't think there is any point in having wars if that's how you're going to behave. It's pathetic. All this whining!Rupert Everett You're Pathetic Sayings By Rupert Everett: The whole point of being in the Army is wanting to get killed, wanting to
You wouldn't hurt a virgin, would you? Where do you think they get virgin olive oil, huh? Don't you think we're pathetic enough as it is?Italy You're Pathetic Sayings By Italy: You wouldn't hurt a virgin, would you? Where do you think they get virgin olive
A few minutes after discovering we had a goal but no plan, Brent was laughing heartily at a pathetic joke I had made. It reminded me of the first
day on campus when I had thought his laughter sounded like a melody. It did now, even more so. It was music, beautiful, in a manly way, like a
sensual, slow jazz. I loved jazz.
"Jazz, huh?" Brent asked, his voice suddenly husky.
"Uh ... what?"
"My laugh reminds you of jazz? Is there anything about me you don't find attractive?" He rubbed his hand over his lips trying to cover his smirk.
"So tell me, how much do you love jazz?"
I'm sure my face was pinker than the inside of a watermelon. "I didn't say any of that."
"You didn't have to say it, Yara, I could hear it." Brent tapped the side of his head. "I can hear your thoughts."
"You're not serious."
"Oh, but I am," he said, completely straight-faced.
Lani Woodland You're Pathetic Sayings By Lani Woodland: A few minutes after discovering we had a goal but no plan, Brent was laughing
You're aunt's just
what is it
down the hall. You know damn well this place isn't soundproofed."
"You'll just have to be quiet." He gave her ribs a deliberate tickle that made her jump and yelp. "Or not."
"Didn't I bang you already today, twice this morning?"
"Darling Eve, you're a pathetic romantic.
J.D. Robb You're Pathetic Sayings By J.D. Robb: You're aunt's justwhat is itdown the hall. You know damn well this place isn't soundproofed.""You'll
At first you might wonder what you did to deserve such treatment. Nothing, probably, so that doesn't matter. What matters is that, eventually, the abuse becomes the status quo. It's no longer about the whats and whys ("what did I do?" "why are they doing this?") but the whens and hows ("when are they going to do it?" "how are they going to get me?"). Persecution becomes inevitable, inescapable. And once you get into the victim mindset, you're fucked. The bullies don't even need to hurt you now; your poor, warped, pathetic brain is doing half the work for them.Nenia Campbell You're Pathetic Sayings By Nenia Campbell: At first you might wonder what you did to deserve such treatment. Nothing, probably, so
That's the problem with this never-ending centipede of lemmings, Beck. You know they're all pussies, each and every one of 'em. They buy these books to get scared because their lives are too easy. How pathetic is that?Caroline Kepnes You're Pathetic Sayings By Caroline Kepnes: That's the problem with this never-ending centipede of lemmings, Beck. You know they're all pussies,
If you don't do crazy things when you're twenty, then you do them when you're sixty and then, it looks pathetic.Tionne Rogers You're Pathetic Sayings By Tionne Rogers: If you don't do crazy things when you're twenty, then you do them when you're
So I take it you guys are going to stay inside my flat and not out in the hallway like my father's guards?"
Syn scoffed. "You know that's the most pathetic way to guard someone." In a falsetto he added. "Please protect my life by being outside so that when they come in and kill me you can't hear it." He shook his head. "You want to live right?"
"Absolutely."
"Then we're where you are, bathroom breaks being the only exception-unless you're in public, and then we get to risk additional arrest records."
-Kiara & Syn
Sherrilyn Kenyon You're Pathetic Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: So I take it you guys are going to stay inside my flat and not
You can't have an animal in here, Sheen."
"I'm in a wheelchair, man. You gonna tell me I can't have my seeing-eye cat with me? Actually, it can be your seeing-eye cat, since you're blind and all. One of the perks to being a pathetic figure is that I tend to get what I want.
Amy Harmon You're Pathetic Sayings By Amy Harmon: You can't have an animal in here, Sheen.""I'm in a wheelchair, man. You gonna tell
Their attitude is, 'okay, I am the customer. You are supposed to entertain me.' It's kind of a passive attitude they're taking, and to me it's kind of a pathetic thing. They do not know how interesting it is if you move one step further and try to challenge yourself [with more advanced games].Shigeru Miyamoto You're Pathetic Sayings By Shigeru Miyamoto: Their attitude is, 'okay, I am the customer. You are supposed to entertain me.' It's
Yeah, you're sitting in a tree because you're fine. That's easy to see. I can't believe this is Maximum Ride, destroyer of despots, warrior hottie, leader of the flock! All you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!James Patterson You're Pathetic Sayings By James Patterson: Yeah, you're sitting in a tree because you're fine. That's easy to see. I can't
My friend goes, 'If you're going to use Rogaine, just put it somewhere you're going to remember to use it everyday.' So I put it right next to my Prozac. But now it just feels really pathetic using both of these products at the same time, 'cause if either one works, I don't really need the other one.Greg Fitzsimmons You're Pathetic Sayings By Greg Fitzsimmons: My friend goes, 'If you're going to use Rogaine, just put it somewhere you're going
Alfred Hitchcock, Isaac Newton, Elvis Presley, Captain Bligh, they're heroic or pathetic depending on which book you buy.Bob Seger You're Pathetic Sayings By Bob Seger: Alfred Hitchcock, Isaac Newton, Elvis Presley, Captain Bligh, they're heroic or pathetic depending on which
He takes out a cigarette and offers one to me.
"I try not to indulge. It's a filthy habit," I tell him.
"I love that word filthy. I love the way you force it out of your mouth like it's some kind of vermin you want to get rid of."
"You've had vermin in your mouth?"
"You're mean in that way, you know. You don't let anyone get away with pathetic analogies.
Melina Marchetta You're Pathetic Sayings By Melina Marchetta: He takes out a cigarette and offers one to me. "I try not to indulge.
I'm serious. I'm tired of thinking about sex all the time and not getting any. Me and my right hand need to part ways. It's pathetic. Best years of my life, and I'm wasting them."
"You're sixteen!"
"I know! And I'll be sixteen for approximately six more months and then never again! I want to enjoy it while it lasts."(Jordan)
Eli Easton You're Pathetic Sayings By Eli Easton: I'm serious. I'm tired of thinking about sex all the time and not getting any.
I don't think you're crazy." The world is blurring away as I watch it through the window. "And I don't think that you're a psychopath. I also don't think you're a sick, twisted monster. I don't think that you're a heartless murderer, and I don't think you deserve to die, and I don't think you're pathetic. Or stupid. Or a coward. I don't think you're any of the things people have said about you.Tahereh Mafi You're Pathetic Sayings By Tahereh Mafi: I don't think you're crazy." The world is blurring away as I watch it through
Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it' ... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.Dennis Miller You're Pathetic Sayings By Dennis Miller: Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You
For the world's greatest assassin, this is pathetic," said Dorian, stepping from the doorway. She yelped and swung toward him. She wore a tunic and pants, and her hair was unbound. He leaned against the table, smiling as she turned a deep shade of red. "If you're going to insult me, you can shove this - " She lifted the cue in the air and made an obscene gesture that finished her sentence.Sarah J. Maas You're Pathetic Sayings By Sarah J. Maas: For the world's greatest assassin, this is pathetic," said Dorian, stepping from the doorway. She
The hell of it is, I know the answer. The answer is that you never, ever, rely on another person for your peace of mind. If you do, you're screwed but good. Not right away, maybe, but sooner or later. You have to
I don't know
you have to learn to live with yourself. You have to learn to turn back your own sheets and set a table for one without feeling pathetic. You have to be strong and confident and pleased with yourself and never give the slightest impression that you can't hack it without that certain goddamn someone. You have to fake the hell out of it.
Armistead Maupin You're Pathetic Sayings By Armistead Maupin: The hell of it is, I know the answer. The answer is that you never,
Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'Dylan Moran You're Pathetic Sayings By Dylan Moran: Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic
Women are raising children, picking up socks, and making sure you feel like a man by supporting you when you need it and looking sexy (but not trying too hard, because that would be pathetic). We're being independent and bad bitches while wearing fucking lipstick and heels so as not to offend your delicate aesthetic sensibility, yet even just the word "feminist" pisses you off. How dare we.Jessica Valenti You're Pathetic Sayings By Jessica Valenti: Women are raising children, picking up socks, and making sure you feel like a man
This is all so CHILDISH PATHETIC. YOU'RE EMBARASSING. GET OVER IT GET OVER IT GET OVER IT. But he did not quite know what "it" was.John Green You're Pathetic Sayings By John Green: This is all so CHILDISH PATHETIC. YOU'RE EMBARASSING. GET OVER IT GET OVER IT GET
These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet:
'You Walt Whitman-ing, Edna St. Vincent Millay! Go Emily Dickinson your mom!'
'Thanks for the advice, you pathetic piece of E.E. Cummings, but I think I'm gonna pass.'
'You Robert Frost-ing Nikki Giovanni! Get a life, nerd. You're a virgin.'
'Hey bro, you need to go outside and get some fresh air into you. Or a girlfriend.'
I need to get a girlfriend into me? I think that shows a fundamental lack of comprehension about how babies are made.
John Green You're Pathetic Sayings By John Green: These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going
Crutches may be a pain in the (pinched nerve back) ass to use, but damn, they are handy when your dog pushes open the bathroom door while you are contemplating life. They're also handy to turn on lights just out of your reach, and to threat your husband with if he doesn't fetch you a Fresca because you are a poor, pathetic little thing huddled under a Snuggy, unable to walk without bellowing profanities at the top of your lungs, thereby scaring your dogs, the fat squirrel stuffing his face on the deck, and the manic depressive goats that live three houses down.Katie MacAlister You're Pathetic Sayings By Katie MacAlister: Crutches may be a pain in the (pinched nerve back) ass to use, but damn,
You're not pathetic. Actually, I envy you a little."
"Because I'm a mess?" Zach asked dryly.
"No. Because you're not afraid to be a mess.
Julie James You're Pathetic Sayings By Julie James: You're not pathetic. Actually, I envy you a little.""Because I'm a mess?" Zach asked dryly."No.
Stop it. Seriously. This isn't funny.'
'You're right.' A pause. 'It's pathetic.
Sarah Dessen You're Pathetic Sayings By Sarah Dessen: Stop it. Seriously. This isn't funny.''You're right.' A pause. 'It's pathetic.
Get out there in the wide world and see for yourself. Find out if you're pathetic, or if it's what people told you to be and you started to believe it.Heidi Cullinan You're Pathetic Sayings By Heidi Cullinan: Get out there in the wide world and see for yourself. Find out if you're
I love him. (Artemis) How can you say that? You don't even understand what love means. Love isn't being ashamed to be seen with the one you care about. It isn't about punishment or hurt. Love is what gives you the strength you need to face anything no matter how brutal or frightening. It's what allowed Ash to be beaten rather than tell his father about you. It's what allowed him to be gutted on the floor at your feet rather than publicly shame you. And you spat on him for that love and tore him apart. For a goddess, you're pathetic. (Tory)Sherrilyn Kenyon You're Pathetic Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I love him. (Artemis) How can you say that? You don't even understand what love
I feel sorry for you, and I'm going to be your friend."
"I don't want to be your friend," Cath said as sternly as she could. "I like that we're not friends."
"Me, too. I'm sorry you ruined it by being so pathetic.
Rainbow Rowell You're Pathetic Sayings By Rainbow Rowell: I feel sorry for you, and I'm going to be your friend.""I don't want to
Great," I groaned when I finally understood what he was telling me. "You're saying I'm a supernatural and I'm still the most pathetic person on the planet?Kelly Oram You're Pathetic Sayings By Kelly Oram: Great," I groaned when I finally understood what he was telling me. "You're saying I'm
If you're gay or religious you're always hearing this word tolerance. It's a pathetic word. It's actually just a politically correct word for the term intolerance.Rupert Everett You're Pathetic Sayings By Rupert Everett: If you're gay or religious you're always hearing this word tolerance. It's a pathetic word.
That's what I've always found so pathetic about fans. They weep when they have a live glimpse of you, frame the fork you touched. Yet they're impervious to doing anything with that inspiration, like enriching their own lives. It drove Stanny-boy crazy. He used to say to me, 'Huey' - it was his nickname for me - 'Huey, they see the films five times, write me fan letters, but the underlying meaning is lost on them. They take nothing away. Not heroism. Not courage. It's all just entertainment.Marisha Pessl You're Pathetic Sayings By Marisha Pessl: That's what I've always found so pathetic about fans. They weep when they have a
I thought you weren't allowed to have a phone," he says. "Or was that a really pathetic excuse to avoid giving me your number?"
"I'm not allowed. My best friend gave it to me the other day. It can't do anything but text." He turns the screen around to face me. "What the hell kind
of texts are these?" He turns the phone around and reads one.
"Sky, you are beautiful. You are possibly the most exquisite creature in the universe and if anyone tells you otherwise, I'll cut a bitch." He arches
an eyebrow and looks up at me, then back down to the phone. "Oh, God. They're all like this. Please tell me you don't text these to yourself for daily
motivation.
Colleen Hoover You're Pathetic Sayings By Colleen Hoover: I thought you weren't allowed to have a phone," he says. "Or was that a
Did you hear what I said, Princess Cheater-Cheater-Whale-Dung-Eater? Show my brother your pathetic Gift."
Paca's eyes are full of murder. She looks at Grom. "Do something about your sister. You're going to let her insult me right in front of you? Is this how I can expect to be treated when I'm mated to you?"
Rayna laughs. "You bet your sweet-"
"Rayna!" Galen says. "Enough!"
She rolls her eyes but doesn't say anything else. Galen turns to Paca. Trying to sound apologetic, he says, "Please excuse my sister's lack of ... "
"Sanity?" Paca offers icily.
Galen smiles. Sort of.
Anna Banks You're Pathetic Sayings By Anna Banks: Did you hear what I said, Princess Cheater-Cheater-Whale-Dung-Eater? Show my brother your pathetic Gift."Paca's eyes
Pissing off the hottie you're married to is far worse, 'cause she chose you over all of the other pathetic hopefuls, and expects more outta you because of it.Daniel Kelley You're Pathetic Sayings By Daniel Kelley: Pissing off the hottie you're married to is far worse, 'cause she chose you over
If you violate laws of God, you're a sinner.
If you violate laws of men, you're a criminal.
If you violate your own laws, you're pathetic.
Toba Beta You're Pathetic Sayings By Toba Beta: If you violate laws of God, you're a sinner.If you violate laws of men, you're
I think you're healthy in certain ways, and I think you're a pathetic disaster in others.Augusten Burroughs You're Pathetic Sayings By Augusten Burroughs: I think you're healthy in certain ways, and I think you're a pathetic disaster in
Inigo looked at him. "You mean you'll forgive me completely for saving your life if I completely forgive you for saving mine?"
"You're my friend, my only one."
"Pathetic, that's what we are," Inigo said.
"Athletic.
William Goldman You're Pathetic Sayings By William Goldman: Inigo looked at him. "You mean you'll forgive me completely for saving your life if
How much needless despair has been caused by a series of biological mismatches, a misalignment of the hormones and pheromones? Resulting in the fact that the one you love so passionately won't or can't love you. As a species we're pathetic that way: imperfectly monogamous.Margaret Atwood You're Pathetic Sayings By Margaret Atwood: How much needless despair has been caused by a series of biological mismatches, a misalignment
Good luck," Kassian said amiably, watching her walk away. When she was gone, he cast another look at Sin. "I hope they skip the sparring this time around."
"Afraid I'll beat up your girlfriend?" Sin asked dryly, hunching forward with a wince as he put his head in his hands. "Don't worry, I have no desire to kill a bunch of pathetic little trainees if that's what you're thinking."
Boyd raised an eyebrow. "You'd better not be including me in that statement."
Sin peeked at him through his fingers. "Oh. I forgot about you."
"I'm that easy to forget, am I?" Boyd asked dryly. "Especially when I've been right in front of you for the last hour? I'm flattered.
Ais You're Pathetic Sayings By Ais: Good luck," Kassian said amiably, watching her walk away. When she was gone, he cast
Yeah, it's real easy to look in the mirror and be proud when you're wearing pleated shorts. And you know what's really pathetic? I don't even have any dividends to get tax-decreased. When'll they cut taxes on not-having-health-insurancends?David Rees You're Pathetic Sayings By David Rees: Yeah, it's real easy to look in the mirror and be proud when you're wearing
Everything happens for a reason," she finally said.
"What?" Chase scoffed as his eyes flashed back to hers. "Oh you've got to be kidding me."
"Why?"
"Because it's total horseshit," he laughed. "That's just some crap people say when something bad happens and they have no way to explain it. It's a pathetic way to try and make somebody feel better. And if anything, it has the reverse effect."
Andie shrugged. "I disagree."
"Anytime anyone has ever said that to me, it just made me want to punch them in the face."
"That's because you're an asshole," she said matter-of factly.
Priscilla Glenn You're Pathetic Sayings By Priscilla Glenn: Everything happens for a reason," she finally said."What?" Chase scoffed as his eyes flashed back
Sometimes you're going to have to let one person go a thousand different times, a thousand different ways, and there's nothing pathetic or abnormal about that. You are human.Heidi Priebe You're Pathetic Sayings By Heidi Priebe: Sometimes you're going to have to let one person go a thousand different times, a
You're supposed to be the damsel in distress. We're supposed to save you." She snorted and pulled her hand away. "Times have changed." "But what does that make us? Two dudes in distress? Pathetic.Jennifer Foehner Wells You're Pathetic Sayings By Jennifer Foehner Wells: You're supposed to be the damsel in distress. We're supposed to save you." She snorted
Borderline means you're one of those girls ...
... who walk around wearing long sleeves in the summer because you've carved up your forearms over your boyfriend. You make pathetic suicidal gestures and write bad poetry about them, listen to Ani DiFranco albums on endless repeat, end up in the emergency room for overdoses, scare off boyfriends by insisting they tell you that they love you five hundred times a day and hacking into their email to make sure they're not lying, have a police record for shoplifting, and your tooth enamel is eroded from purging. You've had five addresses and eight jobs in three years, your friends are avoiding your phone calls, you're questioning your sexuality, and the credit card companies are after you. It took a lot of years to admit that I was exactly that girl, and that the diagnostic criteria for the disorder were essentially an outline of my life.
Stacy Pershall You're Pathetic Sayings By Stacy Pershall: Borderline means you're one of those girls ... ... who walk around wearing long sleeves
As a radio DJ, I was on WRIN-WLQI. And even when I repeat it, it's horrifying. My morning sign-on, because it was in Rensselaer, Indiana, it'd be, 'You're on the air with Jim O'Heir in Rensselaer.' Ugh, oh my God, pathetic.Jim O'Heir You're Pathetic Sayings By Jim O'Heir: As a radio DJ, I was on WRIN-WLQI. And even when I repeat it, it's
Michael Jackson plays the wounded puppy very well. 'I must be the loneliest man in the world'. Well, you're not a man. And the loneliness is self inflicted, so sod off you pathetic puerile pimp. I wonder what color his willy is.John Lydon You're Pathetic Sayings By John Lydon: Michael Jackson plays the wounded puppy very well. 'I must be the loneliest man in
You're beautiful, every part of you. I love your hair, the way it looks, the way it feels. I love touching it, smelling it. I love the way you wrinkle your nose when you laugh. It makes me laugh, too, every time. And I love watching you eat. Sometimes you can't shovel it in fast enough, but when you get interested in a conversation, you forget there's anything in front of you. God knows, I love making love with you. I can't even talk about that without wanting you. I love your pathetic attachment to those seniors. I love how hard you work.Susan Elizabeth Phillips You're Pathetic Sayings By Susan Elizabeth Phillips: You're beautiful, every part of you. I love your hair, the way it looks, the
You haven't missed me for one fucking minute. You have never for one single second in your entire pathetic fucking life missed me. You might have missed fucking with my head, and you might have missed the satisfaction you so clearly got from demolishing me, but those are your emotions you're missing, not mine. I'm afraid I can't help you.David Levithan You're Pathetic Sayings By David Levithan: You haven't missed me for one fucking minute. You have never for one single second
She glanced pointedly at the flopping tadpole.
"What?"
"Take it back."
"You're kidding, right?" he said disbelievingly.
"Do we have time?"
He considered that. "Yes, but
"
"Then, no I'm not."
"That lake was three hops ago," he said impatiently.
"If you don't take it back it's going to die, and while you may think it's just a pathetic little thing with an abbreviated little life that hardly even signifies in the fairy scheme of things, I'll bet in the tadpole scheme of things it's really looking forward to becoming a frog. Now take it back. A life is a life. I don't care how tiny an almighty fairy thinks it is."
One dark brow arched and he inclined his head. "Yes, Gabrielle." Scooping up the tadpole in one big hand, gently enough that it gave her pause, he popped out.
-Gabrielle and Adam Black
Karen Marie Moning You're Pathetic Sayings By Karen Marie Moning: She glanced pointedly at the flopping tadpole."What?""Take it back.""You're kidding, right?" he said disbelievingly."Do we
No, it's because you're f**king pathetic. You're no better than a human and to top it off you're nothing but a whore.R.L. Mathewson You're Pathetic Sayings By R.L. Mathewson: No, it's because you're f**king pathetic. You're no better than a human and to top
Whatever you need, whatever I have to do. It's been that way since we met. Haven't you noticed yet? We're fucking destined or something. I can't help myself. It's pathetic really.Anonymous You're Pathetic Sayings By Anonymous: Whatever you need, whatever I have to do. It's been that way since we met.
End this pathetic deception! I know you're hiding martians in your head!! Gimme them martians! I am going to put butter on them!! Martians!! Grrr!!Jhonen Vasquez You're Pathetic Sayings By Jhonen Vasquez: End this pathetic deception! I know you're hiding martians in your head!! Gimme them martians!
Which means what?" I demanded. "That I'm nothing? That I'm not a person? That you can do anything you want to me and it's okay? You're so full of it! But you're wrong. I know that I do matter. I am important. And you're a pathetic, cold, pointless wastoid who's going to grow old alone and die, then roast in limbo forever.James Patterson You're Pathetic Sayings By James Patterson: Which means what?" I demanded. "That I'm nothing? That I'm not a person? That you
Trev
"I heard you were going to go out with him and I burned with jealousy. No, burning isn't the right word. I was more like an inferno. So I followed you ... "
"You're as pathetic as I am," I gasped out.
"Worse," he qualifies. "I'm a pathetic geek."
I snuggle back in to him "Yeah, well so am I.
Cindy C. Bennett You're Pathetic Sayings By Cindy C. Bennett: Trev"I heard you were going to go out with him and I burned with jealousy.