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Stephanie Perkins Sayings

I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed."
"We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer.
"Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said.
"Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."
Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"
Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-"
"And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-"
"He Couldn't Drink Alone."
"You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?"
"Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.

Stephanie Perkins Sayings: I'm Fine.My Father's An Arse, And My Mum Is Dying And-oh My God,I'm So Pissed." St. Clair Looked At Me Again. His Eyes Were Glassy Like Black Marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed.""We Know You're Pissed At Your Dad," I Said. "It's Okay. You're Right, He's A Jerk." I Mean What Was I Supposed To Say? He Just Found Out His Mother Has Cancer."Pissed Is British For 'drunk,'" Mer Said."Oh," I Said. "Well. You're Definitely That, Too."Meanwhile,The Couple Was Fighting. "Where Have You Been?" Rashmi Asked. "You Said You'd Be Home Three Hours Ago!"Josh Rolled His Eyes. "Out.We've Been Out. Someone Had To Help Him-""And You Call That Helping? He's Completely Wasted. Catatonic. And You! God,you Smell Like Car Exhaust And Armpits-""He Couldn't Drink Alone.""You Were Supposed To Be Watching Out For Him! What If Something Happened?""Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat Happened. Don't Be Such A Prude,Rash.