Tim Hawkins Famous Quotes & Sayings

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10 Tim Hawkins Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Tim Hawkins Sayings: Some people are more expressive in worship. Some people more subtle and it's all good Some people are more expressive in worship. Some people more subtle and it's all good
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Tim Hawkins Sayings: You need to go sit on the pot. You need to go sit on the pot.
Tim Hawkins Sayings: Every town you go to, they tell you what's special about their town. What they're Every town you go to, they tell you what's special about their town. What they're number one at ... This guy comes up and says, 'D'you know that we're the home of the world's largest frying pan?'
' ... Really! That is great 'cause I'm writin' a new book called Things I Don't Care About.
Tim Hawkins Sayings: Father, we come to You, Father, in the name of the Father, Father we come Father, we come to You, Father, in the name of the Father, Father we come to You, Father, Father, just, just, Father, Father ... ' You don't talk to you friends like that. 'Ed, Ed, come over, Ed, Ed, Ed, you are, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, ooh, Ed, Ed, Ed' - he wouldn't be your friend anymore if you did that! Like, 'You keep saying Ed ... my name's Joe!
Tim Hawkins Sayings: Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress
Tim Hawkins Sayings: I've noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don't really have a problem I've noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don't really have a problem with gluttony and gossip.
Tim Hawkins Sayings: Legality and oppression are not unknown to run hand in hand. Legality and oppression are not unknown to run hand in hand.
Tim Hawkins Sayings: We have our own language. Christianese ... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' We have our own language. Christianese ... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor.
Tim Hawkins Sayings: I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was a pretty shy guy.
Tim Hawkins Sayings: Vision - You dream the impossible; You imagine the incredible; You achieve the extraordinary. Vision -
You dream the impossible;
You imagine the incredible;
You achieve the extraordinary.