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72 Will Advise Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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What's writ is what's read, yet the meaning is gone, since context is what gives each quote its own home. Will Advise Sayings: What's writ is what's read, yet the meaning is gone, since context is what gives
Love can be found mainly amongst stars Will Advise Sayings: Love can be found mainly amongst stars
To find true love simply one must just adore. Will Advise Sayings: To find true love simply one must just adore.
To storm, a mind, it must be balanced,
by what can't be it must be challenged...
Will Advise Sayings: To storm, a mind, it must be balanced,by what can't be it must be challenged...
I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as I'd also include a bush in the package, to keep it low profile. Will Advise Sayings: I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as
Minimalism is saying all by saying nothing. Will Advise Sayings: Minimalism is saying all by saying nothing.
To find doesn't always require to search. Will Advise Sayings: To find doesn't always require to search.
On un-being in an imaginary real 'lationship:

When you relive, the past, unkind,
you cannot see - you're simply blind.
Emotions - ages take to settle,
and love is fiercer than a kettle.

And in the desert, late at night
Your friends, you get to bite
The laws - they force you to a fight
The stone to glass turns - what a sight

At times I sit, and sit, and think.
What could be better than a drink?
The answer, I think, is a link...
To just one woman - just her wink.

It hurts when it hurts,
but the aching will pass.
At some point, it deserts,
all the hearts, of bent glass.
Will Advise Sayings: On un-being in an imaginary real 'lationship:When you relive, the past, unkind,you cannot see -
Once a cat loves you, it loves you till the end. Will Advise Sayings: Once a cat loves you, it loves you till the end.
The fastest way to go home is to be home... Will Advise Sayings: The fastest way to go home is to be home...
To have the wisdom is rarely achieved by seeking the knowledge. Will Advise Sayings: To have the wisdom is rarely achieved by seeking the knowledge.
I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think. Will Advise Sayings: I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people.
If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. Will Advise Sayings: If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light
I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself? Will Advise Sayings: I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie
A kid is what you feed it,
plus from that what can be gathered.
Will Advise Sayings: A kid is what you feed it,plus from that what can be gathered.
Love is that which doesn't die. Will Advise Sayings: Love is that which doesn't die.
Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday. Will Advise Sayings: Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence
If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole. Will Advise Sayings: If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet
To share is just to align with a person. Will Advise Sayings: To share is just to align with a person.
Youir're doing this wrong. Will Advise Sayings: Youir're doing this wrong.
When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any. Will Advise Sayings: When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take
Always carry what is beautiful in your heart. Will Advise Sayings: Always carry what is beautiful in your heart.
If it's public, it's not bonding. Will Advise Sayings: If it's public, it's not bonding.
I don't sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to myself that I can't hear, see, or feel anything. Will Advise Sayings: I don't sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to
Love can be simply the absence of tension. Will Advise Sayings: Love can be simply the absence of tension.
I'm like my cat. I run around in circles in my apartment, because the big bad outside is just too big. And scary. And outside. How do stray cats deal with all the stress of having no protection from all the air that's going on around there, without anyone to guide and control it into timidity? Will Advise Sayings: I'm like my cat. I run around in circles in my apartment, because the big
To truly accept a thing one must have no inner tension about it. Will Advise Sayings: To truly accept a thing one must have no inner tension about it.
I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until there's nothing left. Will Advise Sayings: I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system,
And I will wait for Jarod to work for me. For free, cause if it's paid, it's work and not love, unless, of course he loves to work, in which case he'll surely love working for me, because I love people who love to do that to love to do that. Will Advise Sayings: And I will wait for Jarod to work for me. For free, cause if it's
Home means always here... Will Advise Sayings: Home means always here...
When one is in love one thinks only of one. Will Advise Sayings: When one is in love one thinks only of one.
Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go. Will Advise Sayings: Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a
To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night... Will Advise Sayings: To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart.
Nostalgia is missing what might come back. Will Advise Sayings: Nostalgia is missing what might come back.
Life is always just to learn. Will Advise Sayings: Life is always just to learn.
The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit. Will Advise Sayings: The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to
One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean. Will Advise Sayings: One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean.
Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie. Will Advise Sayings: Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what
IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible. Will Advise Sayings: IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see
To adore one has to yearn. Will Advise Sayings: To adore one has to yearn.
Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit? Will Advise Sayings: Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery
Once a thing is removed from your heart, a trace of it still remains. Will Advise Sayings: Once a thing is removed from your heart, a trace of it still remains.
When one is just sad one should just be alone. Will Advise Sayings: When one is just sad one should just be alone.
To feel is to go to the places you were. Will Advise Sayings: To feel is to go to the places you were.
Rain is the purest of natural happenings. Will Advise Sayings: Rain is the purest of natural happenings.
Sometimes I drink coffee at 03:57am, only I call it beer, and it's really purple wine, disguised as clear distilled water, taken from my invisible car's radiator. She used to like radiator water too, so this also serves as a self-reminder to never share a glass with someone who has had hepatitis. Glasses are the main source of broken relationships. I mean glass hearts, as they only bend and change their shape under extremely high temperatures, which, unfortunately, are technically impossible to achieve in some places, like Soviet Russia, where nothing ever happens, because it doesn't really exist anymore. Will Advise Sayings: Sometimes I drink coffee at 03:57am, only I call it beer, and it's really purple
A heart is all that didn't get removed. Will Advise Sayings: A heart is all that didn't get removed.
The meaning of life is to make life be more. Will Advise Sayings: The meaning of life is to make life be more.
Prosperity is always built on slave labor. Ask any Ameri-can't. Or Bulgari-can. Yes, we can, eat from a trash can... Will Advise Sayings: Prosperity is always built on slave labor. Ask any Ameri-can't. Or Bulgari-can. Yes, we can,
Nothing brings home closer than going home... Will Advise Sayings: Nothing brings home closer than going home...
To love one must focus one's heart on another. Will Advise Sayings: To love one must focus one's heart on another.
I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off. Will Advise Sayings: I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable
A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective. Will Advise Sayings: A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a
Starlight is best felt at noon... Will Advise Sayings: Starlight is best felt at noon...
Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they don't flutter, but run away instead. Will Advise Sayings: Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted -
Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use. Will Advise Sayings: Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent.
As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really. Will Advise Sayings: As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not
Nostalgia is a longing for your home. Will Advise Sayings: Nostalgia is a longing for your home.
Meanings with no purpose are useful for meaningless debates on what the "meaner" meant. And that's what #politics is all about - misreading. Will Advise Sayings: Meanings with no purpose are useful for meaningless debates on what the "meaner" meant. And
The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that. Will Advise Sayings: The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot
I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet. Will Advise Sayings: I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop
Why work today? I'll take Tuesday on, just like I took Monday off. That's just the kind of dedicated worker I am. Will Advise Sayings: Why work today? I'll take Tuesday on, just like I took Monday off. That's just
The morning sky is a thought of the stars. Will Advise Sayings: The morning sky is a thought of the stars.
The more you believe, the more you'll be leaving you, when what you believed turns out to be just lies. Or unjust lies. Or any lies, anyway. Will Advise Sayings: The more you believe, the more you'll be leaving you, when what you believed turns
To fix hearts one must know one's own. Will Advise Sayings: To fix hearts one must know one's own.
Love is always more than friendship. Will Advise Sayings: Love is always more than friendship.
When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow. Will Advise Sayings: When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling
All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth... Will Advise Sayings: All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and
Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining. Will Advise Sayings: Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street
If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do. Will Advise Sayings: If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all
The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up until Easter. And telling no one about it. Especially not yourself. Will Advise Sayings: The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up
Nostalgia is the only acceptable form of sadness. Will Advise Sayings: Nostalgia is the only acceptable form of sadness.